Chapter 268: Youkai? Immortal?
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Hijack!
Violent hijacking!
I was violently abducted by the girl's uncle.
Her speed was extremely fast, so fast that even though I was already prepared in my heart, I was still caught off guard, and I felt that I had already arrived at the grove like lightning, and I didn't even have time to look at the stunned expressions of Xiaohan and his friends......
"Boy! What did you just say? The girl's voice was still crisp, but a little hurried.
Fortunately, although the girl's temper was eccentric, she was also measured, so she just plundered me out and cleverly put me down, instead of throwing me on the ground in a condescending posture to grasp the initiative of the conversation.
She doesn't need to do that!
But the strange thing is that the girl's uncle actually covered her face with a white light veil at some point, although the beautiful face is faintly visible, but after all, it is still not real, it's a pity......
"Who, I asked? Oh, Xiaohan, where does he live? I looked at the girl with a nervous face, as if I didn't know what she was going to do, but I wasn't too afraid.
Of course, this is a seven-point act, and three points are real.
Don't act? Just tell her I eavesdropped on their conversation? With her personality that resembles menopause every day, there is a good chance that I will be beaten by her and I can't take care of myself!
Three points of tension is really nervous! The girl is not a beast that devours the sky, but she has the strength I look up to, the odd temper, and more importantly, I know very little about her - who knows what kind of character she is? What kind of behavior do you have? What's the use of special quirks, etc.?
I'm actually gambling that she won't hurt me.
As it stands, it seems like I've succeeded, but I'm not getting any benefit out of it, at most I'm just selling her the little green ghost - what good is that?
If it is done, the girl and the green ghost will really get the benefits - one has found a successor, and the other has worshiped the famous teacher and saved his life.
And me? If she thinks that the recommendation is meritorious, and you can appreciate some elixir or some exotic herb, it seems to be good!
But if it doesn't work out -- if it doesn't work out, how can this kind of serendipitous thing be said to be successful?
As for being beaten by her, isn't it okay not to slap your face?
"Who's going to listen to your nonsense? To the point, what's the matter with the kid you mentioned? In addition to the crisp voice of the girl's uncle, there seemed to be no other emotions mixed in it, and it was very flat.
Of course, this is because of the relationship with me, with a strange boy, what kind of affection do you have? Although the conversation she had with the blue and blue beauty just now was not necessarily full of emotion, she was also full of joy, anger, sorrow, and everything, where there was no wave of ancient and modern times like talking to me now?
But it still seems that the ancient and modern Wubo is better than the thunder rage - much better!
"Kids? What kids? I'm not married? I was stunned.
Let's play dead first! It's better to have fun and indulge in it, in case you accidentally say that I'm eavesdropping - that's a big deal.
"Boy! Are you playing with me? ”
Although there was a layer of white veil, she could also feel the chill emanating from her face.
Is this legendary murderous?
But, is that so?
Playing with you? Belle! Oh no, big beauty! Uh, old beauty! This one is even worse - Uncle girl, you have to be careful when you speak! You are in excellent shape, and your appearance should be extremely beautiful, but age - although people often say that "height is not distance, age is not a problem", but you can be my grandfather's mother, how dare I play with you?
"That's—uncle?" Seeing that she was showing signs of madness, I didn't dare to make a rash joke, I called it carefully, and then saw that there seemed to be no intention to refute the ban, I continued, "Uncle! I don't know what you're asking. I was chatting with Xiao Han, and then you suddenly brought me over like an eagle catching a chicken, and I don't know what happened? Scared the hell out of me! Do you have something to do with me? ”
I was holding my liver, nervous, scared, and confused
The girl's uncle looked at me fixedly for a few seconds, as if he thought it was the same thing, and then asked in a harmonious voice, "I just heard you say that you have a friend's child who has a pure yang physique?" ”
"Yes! That kid is strangely clever and clever, but it's a pity that he was born with this kind of constitution, and he is extremely pure, alas! A child who is only four or five years old now will live to be twelve or thirteen years old at most, and he will be burned to death! ”
I sighed and shook my head, feeling sorry for the poor child.
"So? Which one is a boy or a girl? Where are the people now? ”
The young lady tried her best to pretend that she didn't feel anything special, but the tone of her voice was a little different, indicating her heart's desire, and you brought me here for this purpose-what are you still hiding?
I naturally knew what she was thinking, but she didn't know I knew......
"Of course it's a man, can a woman still be a pure yang body? Women should be pure yin bodies, right? If the female body is pure yang, how powerful is the conflict between yin and yang, then you can't play with your life early? There shouldn't be such a strange thing in this world, right!? ”
Pure Yang female body, if it weren't for the girl's uncle's own words, I wouldn't believe it if I was killed. So although I am talking nonsense with my eyes open now, it is no joke that if it weren't for the coincidence of her childhood, she would never have lived to be a few years old.
The girl naturally knows that what I said is true, but she herself is what I call "wonderful", how can I explain this? So she was silent for two seconds, but said, "Take me to him!" ”
Hehe, his own history is just a passing cloud, and finding a suitable successor is the top priority.
Apparently, she did not forget her fundamental task.
"Looking for him? What are you looking for him? I wondered.
Acting is also tiring! It's a pity that if I don't make the whole set, I'm afraid I'll die an ugly death.
The girl's uncle glanced at me through the white veil, and said unhappily and sadly: "I just need to earn a baby with pure yang physique as an apprentice, I want to see if he is qualified!" ”
"Huh? So that's it! I nodded in realization.
"Let's go! What are you still in a daze? ”
"Huh? Where to? "This time, I really don't know where the girl is going.
"Go find that kid! What's that kid's name? ”
I'm dizzy! This girl's uncle's way of doing things is really straightforward, she will do it immediately, but she is not willing to wait for a minute and a half seconds, which shows how urgent her heart is.
But which one? Girl's uncle! I only got here this morning, and you're-
"Nickname Little Dandan, Big Name Green Ghost, real name - uh! I really don't know what his real name is! ”
I really didn't lie about this, although I stayed at Mr. Lin's house with Xiao Dandan for several days, I kept calling him "Green Ghost", and he called me "Uncle Weird" because he looked at me all day long.
I'm dizzy! What's wrong with me? Isn't it because special things have to be done at that time, so the work and rest time is just the opposite for everyone? Isn't everything else normal? Even the little girl I like so much calls me "weird uncle" here, I really fainted!
But if the child likes it, I don't care.
"Little Dandan? Who gave this nickname? No taste at all! But the Green Ghost? I know this thing, this little guy still has some vision! ”
The girl uncle expressed great dissatisfaction with this nickname, but he praised the title of "green ghost"! As for the real name - what does it matter? Isn't that person still the same person?
I also smiled wryly when I heard it, and then explained: "This is his father's name is Dandan, and his friends jokingly call him 'Dandan', and his son is naturally called Xiao Dandan, this is not because he is bored and blind." ”
What's wrong with Little Dandan? I think the little balls are nice - of course, I don't dare to say that.
"That's it! It doesn't matter! You know how to get to his house, right? The girl's uncle just said this title casually, and obviously didn't think it was important.
"Ugh! I really don't know about this! "As soon as I finished speaking, I suddenly felt that the air was very heavy, this is the prelude to someone's rampage?" But my friends know that they live quite close to each other. ”
As for whether Mr. Lin's family and Da Dandan's family are close or not, let's talk about it when the time comes, let's talk about it after passing this level first.
"Humph! You'd better not play any tricks! I hate slick men the most! And if I hate someone, I'll find a way to make them less annoying. When the young lady said this, she stared at me and asked, "Do you want to know how I made them change?" ”
"Ugh! Don't want it! I said with a wry smile.
Ma Dan, how else can it change? Either cut it there, or slaughter it, what else do you want?
"Humph! You're smart! Let's go! ”
This woman seems to be extremely difficult to mess with, and this temper is still strange, I set myself on fire like this, will I accidentally burn myself?
"Now? But I'm here—"
"Do you want to stay here for the rest of your life?"
I was speechless, I haven't been here for ten hours, how can I call it a lifetime? But you, aren't you just a lifetime? It's all going to hang up here soon!
"I'm still a temporary outer hall disciple, I want to become a glorious outer hall disciple, and then an inner hall disciple, and—"
"I want a P! None of this is a problem! With one sentence, I can make you a disciple of the inner hall directly! It's true, it's the strength of the peak of the late fourth level, and it looks like I'm going to mix in this outer hall for a lifetime! No ambition! ”
Belch! Before I could finish my sentence, I was forcibly interrupted by her, and she reprimanded me.
However, what does she mean that she can let me go straight into the inner hall? This isn't good! I don't care about the reputation of going through the back door, but I want to go through every procedure in a down-to-earth manner, so that the career of Miao Village can be considered complete!
Never mind! Let's talk about it then! Anyway, it's hard to get in the inner hall, and it's not easy if you don't want to get in?
"Oh well! I'll ask Deacon Lan Lan for a leave of absence, and then I'll say hello to everyone—"
"Grind! Let's go! I've already told Lan Lan to borrow you for a few days! Let's go! ”
Belch! I'm despised again for being such a gentleman, I'm dizzy! And I haven't seen her do anything special, why did she get in touch with Lan Lan?
"Whew-"
I wasn't mentally prepared enough, and I was taken by her to fly with me...
We didn't fly high, maybe a few dozen meters above the top of the tree. At first, I was a little uncomfortable, and there was always a feeling of stepping on cotton and stepping on weightlessness, but with I don't know if it was my adaptation or the magical effect of the girl's uncle, I slowly felt relaxed......
It turns out that this is the legendary fly!
But why didn't I see her reciting any tricks and doing any movements, and she flew with me so suddenly?
What level of strength is this?
Monster? Immortal?
Ahh Thinking of this, I just started to feel numb in my scalp, how dare I do this kind of cleverness with such a super master, if she finds out - can I choose how to die?
Flew over the river, flew over the mountain, and it only took ten minutes to fly to the entrance of the formation before us-this is still the situation when the young master is relaxed and has a leisurely face, if she does her best, will it be in seconds?
This kind of question is very curious to me, but it is undoubtedly naïve for the young master, so I thought about it again and again, and finally held back - for some reason, after seeing her show this magic power to lead people to fly, I was afraid of her in my heart, for fear that if she was not happy, she would kill me into scum in an instant--not even scum......
There is a sky outside the sky, and there are people outside the people.
I finally really felt it, this is even more shocking than Uncle Xiaoxi taking Mo Jingjing to leap over the hemp rope bridge!
Hey! Didn't Xiaoxi say that this formation should be opened in the early morning of the second lunar month? But it seems to be only about one o'clock at noon, so it seems that the time is not right!
I was about to say the question in my heart, but I saw the girl take out a jade plaque from his bosom, and then input spiritual power into it, and then recite the words, about a minute later, the jade plaque bloomed with colorful light, and the stone wall also opened a hazy passage, which seemed to be no different from when we came in before.
"Get over there! I'll be there! The young girl commanded.
I didn't know if she was struggling at the moment, but I knew that this kind of thing was definitely better than later, so I nodded and immediately dodged in......
Without! Gone is the extremely sticky mushy feeling! Although the inside is still hazy, I feel like a fish in the water, relaxed and comfortable, thinking that every step was like a cross-century, how difficult it was at that time?
Of course, the difficulties are gone, and the corresponding function of honing the physique is gone.
Now it's just a simple passageway.
In order to save time, I quickened my pace, and it felt like it would only take more than ten seconds to wear it out - wow, my dear big world, I Hu Hansan is back again!
"Ugh! These two adults, what are you doing here? ”
I was about to shout to the world I knew, when I found two black things kneeling in front of me—weren't these the two black-clad adults from last night? It's just that how can Xiaosheng dare to accept such a big gift from two adults? Therefore, as soon as I found out about the situation, I immediately jumped aside, but I didn't dare to accept this prostration of longevity.
"Is that you?" A man in black raised his head and said in surprise, but he didn't get up, still on his knees, "You are—"
Looks like he still remembers me.
"I'll go out with him to do something! Stand down! ”
I was about to explain, but I saw a figure flash in the passage - the girl came out, and she also explained the reason.
It's just her tone - wow! What is she?
Mr. Miao saw that the two black-clothed people were politely honored as adults, but the girl's uncle directly ordered them to retreat, and the difference between the identities was higher and lower, and they were also in their words.
"Yes! Good luck to you! The two adults in black said in unison.
So neat? Is it rehearsed like this every day, or is it a twin brother with a heart?
"Hmmm! You've done a great job! The girl glanced at them, praised them, and then turned to me and said, "Let's go!" Serious matters! ”
Belch! So important? I overheard your conversation with the blue and blue beauty before, and thought that you were already disheartened, stagnant, and thoughtless, but now you are suddenly so fast and non-stop?
Sure enough, people are old and have a strange temper, so I don't want to mess with them.
I was about to persuade her not to fly in the sky anymore, so as to save the countless satellites in the sky from taking pictures and causing an unnecessary sensation, but before I could open my mouth, the girl took the lead and walked lightly along the path......
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