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But seeing that his father nodded in agreement, he felt that his whole life was full of gloom.

Quietly watching bit by bit, drop by drop, let Xun Dan's whole heart calm down, he emptied his brain, not letting himself think about all this mess.

After a while, my mother walked into the house with great interest, put her handbag on the hospital bed, and looked at Xun Dan with concern.

"Lao Xun, how is my son?"

"The injury is not bad, but just now, the doctor, no, the nurse also said that it is recommended to go to the neurology department, this child is indeed a little strange." Father said worriedly.

"It's okay, it'll be fine in the afternoon, what does my son want to eat? Mom will do it for you. ”

"Anything."

"What's anything?"

"Braised pork."

For his mother's craftsmanship, Xun Dan is the most satisfied, he tasted all kinds of gutter oil outside, even if he ate a plate of shredded potatoes made by his mother, he felt that the taste was better than the delicacies of the mountains and seas outside.

"Condition your body, don't eat such greasy things."

Father couldn't help but interrupt, although his father only opened a small pharmacy, but some medical knowledge is still very rich, Xun Dan felt that some of the resident doctors with signs were not as good as his father's medical skills.

"Eat a meal or two, it'll be fine." The mother didn't follow, and since her son liked it, she ran home to cook.

"You're used to him like this."

The braised pork made by his mother is fat but not greasy, and his mouth is full of fragrance after a full meal, and after he is full, Xun Dan feels that his state is much better.

But at this moment, a continuous brass bell rang from the corridor of the hospital.

"Here we are." When my mother heard this, she stood up and walked out of the ward excitedly.

A bad premonition lingered in Xun Dan's heart.

"Daxian, you're here, you're really punctual."

My mother stood at the door of the ward, and my father stood up to greet him.

"Hold a grass, isn't it, this is okay, it shouldn't be the legendary jumping god, Nima, you can really find these demons, spare me, this is okay."

Xun Dan felt that his heart was like being whistling by a hundred galloping alpacas.

An old man with a "Dao Bone Immortal Wind" appeared at the door of the ward.

The old man wore a Taoist crown, a coarse sermon robe, a large golden Zen staff in his hand, and white beard and white hair, looking like a master in the world.

"Is that the fat man?" The Taoist entered the room and pointed to Xun Dan's father, who was standing beside the bed, and spoke.

"I'll it, who does the fat man provoke, how can I complain about obesity when we meet? Besides, my dad is in his forties, and it is normal to be a little middle-aged and obese, and you yourself are not a slender person, okay, what position and angle did you say this! ”

"Most importantly! Are you blind or deaf, and I'm the one who collapsed on the hospital bed! It's me! It's me! ”

Hearing the words of the Taoist, Xun Dan's parents were stunned.

But just as he was about to speak, Fat Lao Dao stretched out his left hand, meaning to ask the two of them not to speak.

The Taoist narrowed his eyes and raised his right hand, his thumb pressing on the other knuckles, as if he was calculating something.

"Oh, it's the one in the hospital bed."

"It's worthy of being a great immortal."

"Daxian really lives up to its reputation."

"I'll it, Dad, Mom, if it weren't for the fact that you two are my father and mother, I would never accept this bloody IQ crushing, my life has been full of gloom since then, and my heart has been hurt by 10,000 real points!"

This Taoist seemed to be very satisfied with Xun Dan's parents' reaction.

Xun Dan clearly saw that the Taoist secretly glanced at the expression on the face of the second elder, and saw that the two of them looked pious, and couldn't help nodding secretly.

"It's not easy, it's not easy."

Fat Lao Dao, sat on the bench next to Xun Dan, his thumb was still pressing other joints, his brows were tightly locked, and he looked worried, and it seemed that the results of the deduction were very worrying.

The small bench under his buttocks, under Song Jing's "huge force", has long been in danger, and now the fat old man is sitting on the bench, and it also has a sense of overwhelm, "crunch", "crunch" The sound is endless.

Lao Dao kept muttering to himself, closing his eyes, and actually moved his short and fat little elephant legs to the bench, looking at him, it seemed that he wanted to sit cross-legged.

"Oh my God, don't you toss when you're old, okay? Your graceful posture, on such a big bench surface, can you break it up? ”

Xun Dan could clearly hear the "click" sound of his leg joints.

After a lot of effort, the fat old man finally moved the two short and stubby little elephant legs to the bench and successfully sat cross-legged on it.

Even Xun Dan couldn't help but secretly stretch out his thumb, this old liar is really dedicated, and his body is also ruthless, this is taking his life to break his legs.

But I heard that people who meditate all year round, even if they are old, meditating will not cause any burden to the body, but looking at the two short and stubby little elephant legs, they are definitely not in this ranks.

The fat old man on the bench was not very comfortable, and he twisted the "plump" ****** and adjusted his sitting posture.

"Click!" With a crisp sound, the bench was finally overwhelmed, and one leg was finally broken by the fat old dao, and the old dao pounced towards Xun Dan.

Xun Dan felt that time had stood still in the whole world, and the fat face with white hair and white beard gradually enlarged in front of his eyes, getting closer and closer to him. He could clearly see that the clear and transparent snot thrown out by the fat old man was slashed towards the fat old face.

"Don't." Xun Dan didn't even think about it, his whole body desperately rushed up, and he didn't pay attention to the head of the bed on his head.

"Wow." With a crisp sound, Xun Dan's head hit the wall.

But this is not over yet, Lao Dao smashed a heavy head hammer into Xun Dan's stomach.

Xun Dan felt that the delicious braised pork he ate at noon was about to return to his mouth, so that he could regain the feeling of enjoying the food.

"What's wrong?"

"Are you alright?"

Xun Dan's parents were shocked, and hurriedly took two steps to Lao Dao's side and convinced him.

"Ahh Lao Dao's face was full of pain, and then he sucked sharply into the snot that had already flowed down his face.

Xun Dan couldn't help but secretly admire the suction of the old way, such a long one, it was so "disposed of" by him "unknowingly, unknowingly".

"Gross." Xun Dan felt that the whole person was not good.

"What's wrong with you, does it hurt?" Seeing the painful look on Fat Lao Dao's face, Xun Dan's mother asked with concern.

"Foot...... Hurt! You've stepped on my feet. Lao Dao wanted to cry without tears.