I saw a strange face with loose hair and a tongue hanging from his mouth looking at him directly, and then the old fat scolded secretly in his heart: "

Oh my god, it's over, this thing is out! ”

Ma Si saw that the old fat was caught by a dead shadow, so he said loudly to the old fat: "Don't move! ”

After hearing Ma Si's words, Lao Fat had to stand there motionless, and he didn't know why Ma Si let himself not move! The old fat body didn't have it

There was movement, but it slowly began to tremble, it seemed to be caused by excessive nervousness, but then again, it doesn't matter who encounters such a situation

Zhang, even talkers like Long Qishan and Zhang Zheng are afraid that their heartbeats will have to accelerate, not to mention a novice like Lao Fat!

The old fat didn't dare to move, he stood in place and trembled, and said to Ma Si and the others in front of him: "Little Brother Ma, what should I do now."

Huh? ”

Seeing that Ma Si paused, as if he had thought of something, he said: "This dead shadow seems to judge the position according to the breath of the living, as long as everyone."

Hold your breath and you should be fine! ”

Hearing Ma Si's words, I saw that the old fat who was caught by the withered shadow held his breath hard, his mouth bulged, and he looked a little funny, but at this time

No one dares to joke about the old fat!

Just when the old fat was holding his breath, he suddenly felt that the position of his lower body seemed to be grabbed by something, so he lowered his head to see, this

When I saw it, I was so frightened that I almost screamed. Because the old fat saw that there was a strange hand grasping his part, and the owner of this strange hand was it

The withered shadow behind the old fat! It turned out that the old fat felt that he was caught by something just now, but because he was only running away just now, he finished paying attention

It's all on the road, and I don't even know that my important parts have been caught!

The old fat saw that strange hand grabbing his important parts, and he couldn't resist, and he couldn't be turbulent, and he was bitter in his heart! So the old fat is in

In my heart, I greeted the eighteenth generation of Ma Si's ancestors, because just now it was Ma Si who asked the beast to pull the old fat, if it wasn't for this, the old fat would also touch

Less than the dead shadow overhead! After greeting the eighteenth generation of Ma Si's ancestors, Lao Pang greeted himself again: "I'm going to kill my life, now."

It's going to suffer, you **** hanged ghost, don't use your strength, otherwise I'll be done with my life! If that's the case, go back

How can I be worthy of my big sister! No, it's better to rely on others than on yourself, you have to be like a way! ”

Lao Fat's current situation, not to mention whether he can save his life, whether he can get out alive is still a matter! If the old fat is not lucky today

If it's good, the root of his life can't be saved, and even his little life may be lost here, if that's the case, presumably the old fat will be returned to Lord Yama

You can be a eunuch or something!

At this time, the breath held in the old fat mouth was about to spew out, and when Ma Si saw this, he immediately used gestures to tell the old fat to hold it, and the old fat saw this, and his face was full of pain

's expression, and then gestured with his hand a few times in the air, I can't understand what it means, but judging from Lao Fat's reaction at this time, it should be: "

Uncle, I can't hold it anymore, that thing is grabbing my life! Think of a way, I don't want to be a eunuch! ”

The old fat action and appearance are really a little funny, which makes the beast almost laugh out loud, the old fat saw this, and made a few gestures, the old fat at this time

In his heart, he also greeted the ancestor of the beast: "I'll go to your uncle's, when is it, your kid is still smiling, if Lao Tzu is in the yin."

Cao Difu has become a eunuch, you kid must come to accompany me! ”

Ma Si was cautiously walking behind the old fat, and when the old fat saw this, he moved his bulging mouth, as if to say to let Ma Si hurry up. horse

Seeing this, Si didn't take care of the old fat, but walked slowly to the back. Mars is a very steady person and is very experienced in dealing with these things

He is an out-and-out veteran, so he will not be affected by any factors in the outside world. Ma Si also knew very well in his heart that if this matter was not

If it is handled properly, not only will the old fat not be able to save his life and his life, but all the people present will be in danger!

When Ma Si came behind the old fat, he suddenly beckoned to the beast, and when the beast saw this, he immediately ran a few steps forward, and then took a deep breath

In one breath, he walked towards Ma Si again, and when the beast passed by the old fat, it was also light-footed, and he didn't dare to slack off! When the Beast Sutra

Too old and fat, when he came to Ma Si's side, he saw Ma Si grab the hand of the beast, and the beast subconsciously looked back at his hand, but his strength was again

How can it be compared to Mases! Ma Si also seemed to expect such a move from the beast, so before the beast could react, it was already ready

Such preparation!

I saw that Timas grasped the hand of the beast with one hand, but with the other hand wrote on the palm of the hand where the beast was caught

I couldn't read what Ma Si wrote, but after a few seconds, the beast could probably understand what Ma Si wrote in the palm of his hand. Horses saw the fowl

The beast probably understood what it meant, and continued to gesture on the palm of the beast's hand, which roughly meant: "Go and get me some boy urine, this thing hurts."

I'm afraid of the boy's pee! ”

When the beast understood this sentence, he secretly scolded in his heart: "You egg **** poke and poke, where is Lao Tzu going to make you pee, but no."

Do you think I'm still a child? ”

At this time, I saw the beast shaking its head vigorously, and Ma Si understood what he meant at a glance, knowing that the beast was no longer a child, so Ma Si been

He pointed to Zhang Zheng and Long Qishan, who were not far away, and asked the beast to ask if the two of them were still children!

The beast walked towards the two of them, and scolded secretly in his heart: "I see that your babies are very stupid, what age are Uncle Zheng and Uncle Long?

How can you still be a child, you can think of it! Although the beast didn't believe that Zhang Zheng and Long Qishan were still children, Ma Si let him go

Ask the two of them, and do the same! The beast came to Zhang Zheng and Long Qishan's side, and then took a few steps forward and whispered to the two

The ear of the person said: "Uncle Long, Uncle Zheng, Brother Xiao Ma asked if you two are still children, and he said that this withered shadow is most afraid of the boy's pee!" ”

Hearing the words of the beast, I saw that Zhang Zheng and Long Qishan were a little embarrassed, but this embarrassing atmosphere lasted for a second at most

People know that now is the time when human lives are at stake. I saw Zhang Zheng and Long Qishan shaking their heads one after another, saying no!

At this time, Long Qishan asked rhetorically at the beast, "Aren't you either?" ”

I saw the beast smile slightly, and said, "I wasn't a long time ago!" After saying that, the beast shook its head at the horse behind the old fat

, indicating that Zhang Zheng and Long Qishan are not children anymore! But here comes the problem, the beast, Zhang Zheng and Long Qishan are not children, since

However, he can't sprinkle the child's urine, the old fat side doesn't say whether he is a boy or not, he even caught the faucet that sprays pee, and he must not have washed it!

I only heard the beast secretly say to himself: "If Xu Wazi is here, this matter will be much easier, he must be a boy!" After the beast finished speaking, he saw only the dragon

Qishan pointed straight to Ma Si behind the old fat, indicating that he was left alone now, if he was no longer a child, it would be difficult to do this matter today

Finish!

When Long Qishan pointed at Ma Si, he saw that Ma Si took out a jar of water from his bag, and then drank the jar without finishing it

Pour it all out. Ma Si's behavior was understood by the beast and Long Qishan, and the beast also smiled and said, "It turns out that Brother Xiao Ma is really true."

It's the body of a child, I really didn't expect it! ”

As soon as the beast's words came out, I saw Long Qishan look at him, and then Long Qishan secretly said in his heart: "You people in the city are really open

Ah, I haven't even bought a ticket to play on the 'boat'! ”

At this time, I saw that the old fat face was already a little red, and it seemed that it was really dying! The old fat shook his head vigorously, not knowing what he wanted to express

Something! Seeing this, the beast immediately pointed to the back of the old fat with his hand, and showed the old fat not to worry, Ma Si had already found the boy's urine. old

When Fat saw the beast pointing straight behind him, he looked back, only to see that Ma Si had his back to him, although he didn't know the beast and Ma Sigang

I just said something, but as soon as I saw Ma Si's actions, I knew what he was doing, and there was a voice! The old fat scolded secretly in his heart: "Uncle's."

, when has this been, you are still peeing there, it seems that you can't be trusted! ”

After speaking, I saw the old fat frowning and moving his shoulders, and then everyone heard a "coo" sound, which was in the stone cave

It sounded very crisp inside. However, everyone was speechless when they heard this voice, because this voice was the old fat fart! I'll go, mouth

The breath ran out of the asshole, what kind of skill are you practicing, old fatty!

Ma Si, who was collecting the boy's urine, heard this voice and immediately turned his head to look at the old fat, and at this time, he heard the old fat shouting

Voice: "Ahhh

It turned out that when the old fat farted, the strange hand that grabbed his lifeline suddenly let go, but the unfortunate one became his fat and big fart

share, I saw another strange hand grabbing the old fat buttocks, and the fingers seemed to have grabbed into the flesh on the old fat buttocks! And right now

, The hand that grabbed the root of the old fat life was grabbing the back of the old fat's head, this action was only seen by Ma Si, who was standing behind the old fat, and the others were packed

I didn't even notice it!

Seeing this, it's too late, if this strange hand catches the back of the old fat's head, maybe the old fat will be unlucky! Horses crashed

Immediately, he immediately stopped the urine that had not been sprinkled, and went to tidy up his pants with one hand, and with the other hand, he put the boy urine in the jar towards the old fat back

The face was splashed, and the boy's urine fell on the withered shadow behind the old fat, but at the same time, it also splashed on the old fat body and head!

At this time, the old fat immediately looked back, only to see the withered shadow struggling painfully behind his back, and white smoke kept coming out of his body. Then

The old fat said to Ma Si behind him: "Little Brother Ma, what did you splash at me just now, could it be you just now?"

Before the old fat man finished speaking, he heard Ma Si say loudly: "Run!" After Ma Si finished speaking, he saw the old fat leg and ran forward,

I didn't care about the boy urine that Ma Si threw at him, and I didn't care about the pain in my buttocks, so I hugged my life first and said something else!

When the five of them ran forward a short distance, Long Qishan and Zhang Zheng turned their heads to look at the dead shadow that was still struggling, and only that one was seen at this time

The withered shadow had slowly fallen to the ground, and then there was no movement! Long Qishan and the others also stopped running, standing in the stone cave and watching the one fall to the ground

On the withered shadow that is not in turmoil!

At this time, the beast spoke: "Brother Xiaoma, I didn't expect you to be so good at urinating as a boy, if I knew this, I would have kept the child."

The body of the son can also save lives! ”

Listening to the words of the beast, the old fat sneered and said, "Just you, still keep the body of a child, come on!" Ouch my ass, fowl

Beast, help me see how my ass is doing! After saying that, the old fat turned around and put his ass in front of the beast!

Seeing this, the beast was about to use his hand to slap the old fat ass, but when he raised his hand, he dispelled the idea, because he saw the old fat one

There are five finger-sized blood holes on the buttocks, presumably these five blood holes are the souvenirs left by the withered shadow just now to the old fat!

When the old fat saw that the beast did not speak, he asked again, "Beast, what is wrong with my ass?" You're talking! It hurts Lao Tzu to death! ”

I saw that the beast paused and said, "Gua Wazi, you can make a lot of money now, you have five more assholes for nothing, and you can ask for it when you poop in the future."

Be careful! ”

"Be careful of your uncle, you still have the heart to joke after Lao Tzu is like this!" The old fat scolded.

At this time, I saw that Ma Si also walked behind the old fat, looked at the blood hole on the old fat's buttocks, and then took out something in his bag!