Thirty-three, this joke is too big
Can I believe this nonsense? He is not the one who was deceived. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
I also gave Uncle Yu a roll of the eyes, and made up my mind that if I didn't help them, I wouldn't be able to do anything.
But he quickly threw out a reason that I couldn't refuse: according to the findings in the gravitational field, "that thing" was the key to restraining or even eliminating the face man. Of the nine people here, only three of them could perceive the existence of "that thing", me, Ji Tang and Yu Yu. However, Ji Tang and Yu Yu only felt the difference here with their minds, but they couldn't see and couldn't determine the specific location of "that thing", it was erratic.
Erratic?
I glanced at the "Rubik's Cube", isn't the "thing" that Uncle Yu said?
After hesitating, Ji Tang spoke: "This comrade, what happened just now, may be offended, please don't take it to heart, it's important to be busy with business first!" Now, at a critical juncture for the survival of the country, the nation, and even the entire human race, each of us should ......"
This is too official, and it is unbearable to listen to the hat.
I frowned, and was about to retort, when Yu Yu next to me coughed lightly and cut off Ji Tang's incessant talk.
It's a pity that she didn't do this to help me get out of trouble, but to come to help, in another tone and way: "If you really mind Shaoxia, if you have to find your balance, the little girl is at your disposal, you can do whatever you want." β
After speaking, she deliberately leaned over, and her eyes were a little misty, as if she had suddenly become a different kind of person.
Of course, I have a thousand reasons to believe that what I see is only appearances and illusions. In her capacity, it is more likely that she will continue to tease me.
I quickly stood up. These two guys, a perfect match, don't use thoughts, just use seemingly harmless language, a combination, can squeeze me into nowhere to stay.
I wanted to move to Xiaoxue, who felt safer, but was grabbed by Zhao Ya, who stood up closely, and pressed me back to the position where I had just been sitting. Then, half-jokingly, she said to me, "What's the matter, my good brother, when did you start to be afraid of beautiful women?" Those who delivered it to the door did not dare to ask for it. Then what are you doing to me......"
With Xiaoxue present, I didn't want to continue this inexplicable entanglement, so I had to make a plea for mercy: "Okay, I surrender." What do you want me to do, just say it! Also, what's in it for me? β
Yu Yu listened to it and smiled: "It's very simple, find out that thing and give it to us", after speaking, she paused slightly and added softly, "Then, I will hand myself over to you." β
What kind of person, I promised to help, and they teased me so relentlessly.
I was also angry, and I couldn't help but reply: "This is what you said, if I find out something, you will have to take off your military uniform and become my woman." β
"It's a deal!" Yu Yu replied very simply, and his expression was serious.
I glanced at Ji Tang and found that his face was a little ugly, and my heart moved, and I added another code: "Such an important matter, there is no basis for what you say, what if you pay the bill?" Also, can a soldier like you say that you won't do it? The leadership of the troops will not agree, right? β
"And what do you want?"
"It's very simple, hand over the person first, finish the work, and then pick up the goods!" The one who spoke was the "mummy".
His "help" surprised me, and I always thought they were together.
"You, is that what you mean?" Yu Yu stared at me with murderous intent in his eyes.
I didn't mean it at all, but her eyes angered me, so I nodded emphatically: "You just let me climb all the way, you have to give me some compensation first." β
"Good!" Yu Yu squeezed the word out of between his teeth.
"Haha", the troublemaker "Mummy" laughed weirdly on the side, "Are we going to avoid it?" β
"No need, at least you can't", Yu Yu twisted his head towards the "mummy" and made a cold voice: "As long as the mission is not over, no matter what happens, you don't want to slip away." NEVERοΌ β
"I'm fine, I can't ask for your good show. But, this brother, is he okay? "The Mummy" sneered, "You two can't control me with your mind alone, you can't always keep your hands on my veins when you are doing things, right?" β
"Just free a hand, he won't have an opinion." Yu Yu sneered.
"Don't be busy, I'm not done yet. And what about Major Ji, you just let him watch the whole process, and always keep calm? I'm afraid it's unlikely! I think this kid is interesting to you, haha. β
"That's his own business, I don't care." Yu Yu raised his head and smiled at me: "Then, let's start here." After I satisfy you, you can find that thing, and you can't break your word. β
"Wait!" I can't play anymore, "I'll help you find things, you don't have to ......"
What's going on?
Why did the words I was about to say, but in the end, when they came into my ears, became: "So much nonsense, hurry up and take off yours!" β
Who did it to me and change what I said?
"Mummy"? Or, Yu Yu?
My body stiffened again, and I couldn't stop Yu Yu, who was starting to untie my clothes with one hand. I tried my best to sweep it out of the corner of my eye, and found that Uncle Yu, Gaidi, Xiaoxue, Zhu Xiaobao, and Zhao Ya all turned around or closed their eyes and avoided it, while Major Ji, whose face was flushed and bruised, looked at Yu Yu for a while, and glared at me for a while.
When Yu Yu got himself and helped me undress with a red face, Ji Tang finally couldn't help it and yelled: "Enough!" β
Almost at the same moment, the "mummy" laughed and disappeared from my eyes. I guessed that he could run, and he would take the opportunity to run away, but I didn't expect it to be so smooth and so fast.
"What are you doing in a daze, why don't you chase it quickly?" Yu Yu was the first to react and commanded softly, but his hand did not stop.
"But, you guys?" Ji Tang was a little hesitant.
"We are all the country, big things are important, where do the children come from, go!" Yu Yu sighed lightly.
"We are all the country, the ...... of the country", Ji Tang muttered a few words, and finally yelled helplessly and rushed out.
They did a good job in this play.
Hey, is that what I think? I was stunned. If it's my idea, why does it feel weird, there is no prelude at all, and it suddenly pops up.
Still unable to move, I twisted my head towards Gaidi and the others, and found that they were still in a state of avoidance.
Aren't they talking to me?