Chapter 118: "Smack-"
Of course!
Of course!
You must know that in front of the clan relatives, the identity of the clan head is much better than his first deputy town mayor and even his upcoming deputy county magistrate.
As we all know, in the previous era, the head of the clan was a person with a certain power to kill, and the clansman who violated the interests of the clan, the patriarchal law, etc., may be directly hit to death with a rod, and the government will not bother with it. Although we are now a society governed by the rule of law and we are all civilized people, how can we say that the power of tradition is not there?
In fact, there is another one I don't know is that this little yellow hair is the son of Li Sihai's cousin, and he can be regarded as an extremely close relative. Now that he actually saw that his relatives were drunk and took the opportunity to slander people, and it was the father of the person who held his handle, how could he not be angry? This is a slander, everyone doesn't care about it, it can be said to be "making trouble", and people seriously investigate it, this is a crime. How embarrassing it is to make such a fuss in the New Year! It's all thrown down the road.
At this time, don't say whether he is a county magistrate, town magistrate, or clan head, just because he is the identity of Uncle Huangmao, you can beat him up first, and then talk about the others slowly.
This also shows that Li Sihai is a normal person. This is like their own children getting into trouble outside, of course, normal people educate their children first, apologize to others first, and then educate how they should go home, and then slowly say who is right and who is wrong.
But if they help their children argue or even fight as soon as they meet, then such parents are not very in line with the national conditions.
Li Sihai obviously understands the national situation very well.
The two little boys were obviously also surprised by Li Sihai's anger, and they were naturally full of fear while being surprised, and the two hurriedly pounced on Huang Mao, dragging, pulling, pulling, picking, and breaking...... Even the itching armpits, ribs, etc. didn't help, and the two looked at Li Sihai helplessly, full of helplessness - not that they didn't work hard, but they couldn't help it!
Belch! Is that thing dead? It's not a dead person, how can it be so resistant?
I was also very curious, and was about to go over to take a look, but I heard Li Sihai shout: "Idiot! Can't pinch your nose? ”
"Poof—"
I couldn't help laughing, you have a good trick! Even if Huang Mao has practiced the turtle breath method that can pretend to be dead, won't he have to return to his soul this time? If you don't return to your soul, you'll lose your life!
Sure enough, Ah Fu pinched Huang Mao's nose on his head, and in less than twenty seconds, Huang Mao couldn't hold his breath, his hands were divided, but his right hand was thrown forward, and a loud slap was given to Ah Fu on the head with a "snap-", this unconscious palm technique was really accurate.
Poor Ah Fu didn't get angry - what are you talking about with a drunken ghost? Just retreat quickly, far away, to save yourself from being injured by mistake again.
As soon as Xiao Huangmao woke up, he no longer fell to the ground and hugged the wheels, but sat up drunk and said in a daze: "The money is here?" Give it to me! ”
Belch! A child who is already crazy about money, what a pitiful!
The wretched will have something to hate.
Li Sihai obviously agreed with this sentence, and he stepped forward with an arrow, and the "snap" on Xiao Huangmao's cheek was a slap, and there seemed to be an echo in the distance......
Indeed, there is no doubt that it is much more powerful than the little yellow hair fan Ah Fu head just now!
Well! The slap's action posture, force control, and expected effect can score a high score of 9.9.
Support!
"What the hell you-"
"Smack-"
"What the hell—"
"Smack-"
"Ahh
"Bang-uh-"
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Xiao Huangmao was beaten in a daze, and his eyes couldn't be fully opened, so he didn't know who hit him at all, so he naturally opened his mouth and scolded......
Who is Li Sihai? How can you let this junior kid scold his mother, and naturally scold him with violence......
Xiao Huangmao was aggrieved, and of course scolded again......
Li Sihai was furious and continued to ......
Xiao Huangmao was slapped three times, he is not really a dead person, even if he is drunk at this time, he can't help but wake up a little, and when he looks at it, he is actually one of the people he is most afraid of, and he is so frightened that he "ah", and he hurriedly said hello......
But Li Sihai thought that he was still scolding, and under the inertia, the palm of his hand was naturally correct, but when he woke up, the slap had already hit the target, so he had to say "uh", and he didn't know whether to answer or be embarrassed......
Speaking of which, Li Sihai is actually quite angry, even worse than before Xiao Huangmao woke up.
Originally, he was quite nerve-wracking that Xiao Huangmao's "thousands of calls" couldn't wake up, but when Ah Futou told him that he couldn't do anything, he happened to see a nose hair sticking out of Xiao Huangmao's nose, and immediately noticed Xiao Huangmao's tall and straight nose, and then thought that every time he wanted to pretend to be dead and lie in bed, Mrs. Li Sihai would use the trick of pinching his nose, and he couldn't pretend anymore, so he had to get up obediently.
But his own private tricks have been used, but he also caused the kid to ask his mother, although he Li Sihai can't be said to be glorious and admired for thousands of years, but with his current status, who dares to scold him like this? Now he is angry with his nephew, he can imagine.
But being angry is being annoyed, and now it's a big loss of grace to deal with a "drunken ghost"!
Li Sihai had no choice but to shake his head, and then said "viciously": "You want money?" How much? I'll give it to you! ”
But Li Sihai is a civilized person, but how can he pretend to be evil? But this nondescript appearance is undoubtedly more intimidating to Xiao Huangmao.
He didn't expect that he would dare to scold Li Sihai like this in his life, and now the fear in his heart should not be mentioned, and the heavy drunkenness also woke up four or five points at this time, so he had to reply honestly: "I don't want you!" It was he who hit me! After speaking, he pointed to his father.
Dad was about to open his voice, but I made a "T" gesture, signaling that he didn't need to speak and didn't have to worry, but it was up to Li Sihai to deal with it.
"Hey, hey, hey......" Li Sihai sneered for a while, and then changed to a look of concern, and said to Xiao Huangmao: "Hit by?" Where did you hit it? Let me see Uncle Hai! It's really not going to work, let's go to the hospital! I have a car! He dropped his chin at his black Camry.
Everyone understands that Xiao Huangmao was hit out of nothing, and he himself naturally knows it, at that time, he had an idea, pretending to be a slanderer, and he wanted the lion to open his mouth to make a big one, but if it doesn't work, you can bargain, right? But who knew that the big uncle wanted to reason with him, and talked about him so dizzily that he finally fell asleep on the ground.
When he was awakened but blinded Uncle Hai, he was so frightened in his heart that he was frightened, and now when he saw Li Sihai put on this appearance, he was even more scared in his heart, so he had to stammer: "But-yes-it's him, no-no-it's not you, I-I-I-I don't go to the hospital, I-I-I just need money-"
"Smack-"
"Do you want you—uh!"
I'll take the test! Didn't you scold your sister-in-law too? Dizzy!