"Ghosts, the longer you get along with them, the more you want to be with them, and even so addicted that someone who has attained the Tao will help you get rid of them, you will also feel empty in your heart, and this ghost in your house is very strange, it actually makes you feel disgusted, from the surface and the inside, you can conclude that this ghost is not an ordinary ghost. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info" Zhang Xiaofan pointed to the position of the sofa in the living room and said, "This is an earthbound spirit!" ”

Few. The woman didn't understand these technical terms, so she nervously asked, "What is an Earthbound Spirit?" Will I get any disease? ”

As soon as Zhang Xiaofan entered the door, he actually 'saw' the Earth Binding Spirit sitting on the sofa and watching TV, but the soul of the Earth Binding Spirit was very thin, and even Zhang Xiaofan almost mistakenly thought that he felt wrong, in order to charge more money, Zhang Xiaofan took the trouble to explain: "Don't be nervous, the Earth Binding Spirit, just listen to its name, you know that it is a kind of soul that is bound in a certain place, usually because of the attachment to someone, something or something and stays in a certain place, they are usually, it is not harmful, only emitting a kind of radio wave every day, So that other people don't want to be near where it is, which is why your husband doesn't want to go home. ”

Zhang Xiaofan took out a cow tear and let it be less. For the time being, the woman could see the earth bound spirit sitting on the sofa, but she didn't expect it to be less. The woman was a little stronger than she thought, and she didn't make a fuss, but she still wanted to solve the problem of the Earth Binding Spirit: "Master Zhang, since you know its roots so well, why don't you act immediately?" ”

Less at this time. The woman thought, fortunately, she lived in a two-story villa, and usually only the maid sat in the living room to watch TV, while she watched it in the room, otherwise she would have to be disgusted for a long time.

"God has the virtue of a good life, and you also know that the soul is also a kind of living body, so let's go back to your room and rest for a while, and I'll call you down when I'm done, ok?"

There are few such things as ghost hunting. The woman was not very interested, so she was very obedient, and immediately went back to her room, closed the door, and turned on the sound of the TV to the maximum.

Zhang Xiaofan's eyes under the sunglasses never opened, but he sat on the sofa accurately, and the earth bound spirit didn't seem to see Zhang Xiaofan, staring at the TV by himself.

The appearance of this earthbound spirit is no different from that of ordinary black people, but his body is super weak, almost completely transparent and only some outlines remain, he is dressed in a rock and roll punk fan of the seventies and eighties, and he is a little more powerful than the domestic Killing Matt Legion, but unfortunately his eyes are godless and imposing, which is a few points weaker than the Killing Matt Legion.

Zhang Xiaofan had no choice but to snatch some sets of almost opening words from his mind, and he didn't know how to speak after thinking about it, so he finally slapped his thigh and forced himself to speak: "Hey! Brothers! ”

“......”

"Sitting on the couch, I'm talking to you!"

“......”

"I don't know if I'm alive or dead! It's good that you dare to ignore me, a handsome and dashing peerless celestial master! Zhang Xiaofan used his true qi to attach it to his hand, and grabbed the ear of the earth binding spirit, only to see this earth binding spirit screaming for mercy, Zhang Xiaofan let go of his hand: "Do you dare to ignore me?" ”

"Don't dare, don't dare!" Suddenly, the Earth Bound Spirit screamed again, and said in horror, "How can you see me? ”

"Feelings, you have directly filtered all the things except yourself! Okay, since you asked sincerely, I will tell you with great mercy that I am the most handsome and dashing peerless heavenly master in the world, Zhang Xiaofan! Zhang Xiaofan took out a cigarette smoked by his soul and handed it to the Earth Binding Spirit: "I came here just to let you leave this room after your wish, accumulate good reincarnation as soon as possible, and be a new person, you can rest assured, now that the underworld has been rectified, it is guaranteed that there is a reasonable management system." ”

The Earth Bound Spirit lowered his head and said, "I don't have any wishes, I won't leave anyway!" Don't waste your efforts. ”

"Hey, hey! I don't believe it, you have evolved from an ordinary soul to an earthbound spirit, what will you want? "Zhang Xiaofan likes these stubborn ghosts the most, obviously the weaknesses are about to overshadow the sky, and the dead duck has a hard mouth.

Zhang Xiaofan rummaged around for 'antiques' to see if there was an item that was a parasitic place for the earth-bound spirits, but he could look for it, there was no antique, but there were a lot of imitations.

Looking at the eyes of the Earth Bound Spirit, he kept holding on to the TV, Zhang Xiaofan tried to move the TV, but the Earth Bound Spirit's mood did not fluctuate, which proves that the TV is not the obsession of the Earth Bound Spirit, since it is not even a TV set, is it this house? No, if you think about it, something must have been missing!

"I haven't slept well in days, and even my husband is obsessed with business every day and doesn't want to go home." Zhang Xiaofan's head suddenly flashed this sentence.

Many days...... Many days...... They must have recently 'invited' the Earthbound Spirit into the house! So what else has been brought back in the near future? Since I can't figure it out and can't find it, I can only ask the hostess of the house!

Ringing less. The door of the woman has not been seen for a long time. When the woman opened the door, Zhang Xiaofan remembered that the volume inside was very loud, and it was estimated that he couldn't hear his knock, so Zhang Xiaofan went down to the maid's room on the first floor and asked the maid for less. The woman called and called.

Soon less. The woman's door opened, and as soon as she stepped out of the room, before she could ask if she had driven away the earthbound spirit, she saw a transparent figure still on the sofa on the first floor, and said, "Why haven't you driven it away?" ”

"Sister, if it were that easy, I wouldn't have charged you so much! It's easy to kill him, but I can't do it, it's against heaven, I have to take care of everything. ”

"Then why did you call me out?" Few. The woman said angrily

"I want to ask you on the phone, too, but your room is too loud for you to hear what I'm saying, but I can't hear what you're saying." Zhang Xiaofan said even more angrily: "I want to ask you, have you added new objects in the living room in the past month or two?" ”

Few. The woman didn't want to continue to be 'angry' with this confused master, so she pointed to the sofa and said, "Isn't that sofa under the Earth Bound Spirit a new addition, I thought you knew!" Are you going to move it? Need to call a moving company? ”

How to say less. The woman is also a cultivator, and her view of ghosts is no longer like that of ordinary people, and she understands that ghosts are actually similar to people to some extent, so she speaks her mind.

Zhang Xiaofan shook his head: "It's not that simple, if he resists and the house is full of yin, he has to clean up for a long time, in order to prevent him from polluting the environment, I'll try to talk to him again, you continue to watch TV." ”

Back in the living room, Zhang Xiaofan sat on the sofa, and this time the earth binding spirit glanced at him.

"I said boss, big brother, your 'home' is this sofa, right? How did you find such a brand new sofa in the 70s and 80s? "Zhang Xiaofan was a little tired by this 'introverted and shy' rock punk ghost, and Ge You, who was a standard Ge You, leaned on the sofa and didn't move, and he really felt that he was not so tired of fighting with the masters of the saint period.

"You want to hear it?"

"Nonsense, I don't want to hear how I would ask you?"

"That's the ......," the Earthbound Spirit sighed slightly, and the story began when he was still alive.

In the seventies, he was a well-known rock singer, but at that time, rock was still a white man's world, and black people would laugh at white friends when they played rock.

In fact, rock is a genre of music co-created by whites and blacks, but unfortunately, before the seventies, although all unequal legal treaties for blacks were abolished, culturally, there was still its own circle of communication.

Hulk was a big name in the white music market, trying to break the boundaries between white and black rock, but unfortunately, when his album was released, almost none of it was bought.

The whites thought the black music was crude, and the blacks felt that the Hulk had betrayed his race, so he became famous, but he did not get rich, and many blacks cursed him on the streets.

It was in this context that a white girl walked into his heart and told him that one day he would succeed!

The two supported each other, and after two years of acquaintance and love, they decided to enter the marriage hall, but unfortunately the white girl was hindered by her family and was forced to break off the relationship with Hulk, which caused the white girl to be replaced with depression, and later the treatment was improper, and her body became weaker and weaker.

When Hulk found out what was going on, he secretly ran away from home with the white girl, and after a few days of living together, they even picked out a home together and renovated the rented house.

Recently...... When the white girl snuggled into Hulk's arms, she vomited a large mouthful of blood and died, and Hulk even slept until morning.

When he woke up, the sweltering weather had made the corpse smell in advance, and the sad Hulk had been holding the corpse for three days and three nights, if it hadn't been for the neighbors calling the police, I was afraid that Hulk would have stayed awake, eating or drinking, until he and the white girl's corpse rotted together.

After the interrogation, the dead-eyed Hulk returned home in despair and thought about it for a long, long time.

Career failure, love failure, all of this comes down to the fact that he is a black man, so he only deserves to have tragedy, he pins his hopes on the future, but he is afraid that the future will still be a tragedy, and if he can't think about it, he will commit suicide.

But he didn't expect that he died and became a soul, and he thought he could see the woman he loved deeply, but ...... The white girl had long since left here, so he wandered around, and a year passed in circles and circles.

He returned home again, sat on the sofa in a daze, and sat for nearly forty years, during which the sofa was disassembled and remade more than a dozen times, until it became what it is today. the woman's house.

"So to speak! This sofa is so comfortable that it is actually made of black-hearted cotton? It's crazy! It is worthy of capital. Root. Host. Righteousness. Society, compared to Huaxia, is as good as it gets, but this handiwork is really good! Zhang Xiaofan's focus is obviously a little off, Hulk said for a long time, Zhang Xiaofan didn't squeeze out a little horse urine, just forget it, he actually praised this black-hearted cotton sofa! (To be continued.) )