"Your mental strength is too poor to study."

Belch! I was speechless!

"Don't worry! When your mental strength reaches the level in the future, I will teach you, and even when I am free, I will give you a complete set of simple hypnosis exercises, and you can also learn and learn on your terms, and you won't need money-uh! Sorry, there was an ad break! ”

Lite version? That's good! It's okay if you don't have fish or shrimp! As for his advertising words, I naturally filter them automatically.

"Okay! You're interesting enough, and I'm interesting enough! I'm not going to limit you casually, and since we've even signed such a contract as an equal, I hope we can be good friends, good brothers—uh! Let's treat you as a male first! ”

"Hehehe! This is good! I wish I had a friend, too! Over the years, these snakes have changed batch after batch, and I am still alone here...... Can you understand the taste? ”

Unlike these words, there is an indescribable vicissitudes and infinite desolation, and it seems that he is indeed a poor "child" - no relatives, no friends, no one to talk to, only endless loneliness and loneliness!

Compared to him, I still have my dearest father, aunt's family, clansmen, friends, classmates, etc., I am really much happier than him.

So what is happiness? Happiness is not about eating, dressing, sleeping, etc., but only by comparing it with misery, misery, pity, etc., can you understand what happiness is.

"Ahem, ahem...... In the future, I will be with you, be happy! But then again, you signed a contract with me, and you just lived in my sea of knowledge? ”

It's too sad for a negotiating atmosphere, so I'm going to let the "bird flu" fly all the way and get back to the point.

"Of course! Where else do I live? If I can stay outside, why should I sign this contract with you? ”

This tone is full of burdens! But in fact, am I not a burden to him? In his eyes, I was just a "car", at least for now.

Hum! One day, we will be able to sit on an equal footing! No! Bullshit on an equal footing, I'm going to make you look up at me! I was born to be a mountain, not a mustard, and I should conquer the stars and the sea......

But now......

"Ahem, ahem...... That's not the point, the point is that you moved to my sea of knowledge, do I still have privacy? ”

This product is an all-weather radar with no dead ends, and now that he is coming, don't I live under his sight in every move, who can stand such a life? It's okay if you don't know, but if you know, you can't go crazy?

"In the eyes of doctors, patients, whether they are young or old, tall or short, fat or thin, are just patients, and there is no difference. In the same way, in my eyes, you are all the same - the same thing, not any difference. ”

Stuff? I'll take the test! Your contractual partner turned out to be a thing? Speechless......

You're the thing! Oh no! You're not even a thing, you're not a thing at all!

"Ahem, ahem...... As your closest companion in the future, can I leave the category of this 'thing'? Uh--that means we're human! Person! Person! Person! You know? People are not things! Belch! I'll take the test! How do you explain this? I'm dizzy! ”

People are things? People aren't things?

Ma Dan, people are people, what is the connection with things?

"Alright! I know what you mean! I'll just make you special! ”

Belch! Is this his compromise? It still doesn't feel right!

"Forget it! None of this is important, what matters is privacy, and I want my right to privacy. “

"You think I'm full and have nothing to do—uh! Forget that I don't have to eat, I won't be so bored anyway! ”

"You're not bored?"

You're not bored, who's boring? The whole world - no! You're the most boring person in the universe, or how would you know someone likes to do that during the day?

"I want to cultivate, I want to think! What's so good about your privacy? Was it helpful for me? I still look at your privacy? But your urine—"

"Your uncle! It's too much! ”

And said not to see it, then this is-

"That's it! What haven't I ever seen? I'll call you a method in a moment, it's very simple, you can use it to block the sea of knowledge, so I can't drive anything outside. But I warn you to be cautious in the event that you are in danger and I cannot sense it in time - you know the consequences! ”

Belch! Not to mention, this reminder is really to pay attention to - after experiencing the collective light scene of the Great Northern Bathhouse, do I need to care so much? But think about the future wedding night, there may be a guy who is unscrupulously peeping-

"Learn! Let's learn first! ”

It's very useful in extraordinary times, and besides, Yiduo doesn't press down, right?

"Okay! Then I'll teach you! Is this the third condition? ”

"Where? This is off-topic, I don't say you should pay attention to it too! ”

……

This thing even pretended not to hear, gotcha! Then I continued: "I haven't thought of the third condition for the time being, I'll tell you when I think of it!" ”

Isn't this how Zhao Min played Zhang Wuji to death? But I'm a kind person, not like she was so excessive that she actually mentioned three, let's just mention one!

……

The three are still unresponsive, are they speechless or dead?

"Don't worry! I will not put forward conditions that will make you violate your conscience and violate the morality of the rivers and lakes. ”

"Although I haven't read Jin Dada's original work, I have seen several versions of "Heaven and Dragon Slayer" from TV......"

Belch! Forget that the three are not like you can spy on everything at any time within 20 kilometers, this thing is boring all day, and the TV screen is really normal, so - hmm! Ma Dan, since you have read it all, you also know what it means, what do you mean now? To say yes or not to agree?

"Okay!"

Readily! This guy should be decided, if he is a man, he must be a good man; If it is a woman, it must be a woman. In short, the three are not like a good man!

In a good mood, I decided to take advantage of all the advantages before signing the contract: "I remember all the gold from the Dragon's Eight." ”

"What do those things do to me? Take it all! ”

"Can you please let those friends below go, I feel furious in my heart!"

"Yes! I asked them to come over, to get them out of the way, and to let them get to know you. Rest assured, they already know you and won't embarrass you in the future. Like you said, it's a friend. ”

Belch! With so many friends, why am I still psychologically hairy?

I didn't see how the three didn't move, those snake friends began to retreat in an orderly manner, and when I was almost gone, I found that there was a big python more than ten meters long on both sides of the hall, and these two snakes seemed to look at me when they left, and then nodded at the same time, before turning to leave.

What does this mean? The kindness of making friends? So psychic?