"Hahaha......"

Dad saw me so embarrassed, and a person with such an evil face as him laughed so happily, even a little shamelessly, this-this Dad! Are you really my real father?

It took a while for Dad to stop laughing, but he shook his head with a smile on his face, pulled out a few pieces of paper from the side and handed them to me, and said, "When you go out in the future, remember to eat more vegetables and drink less." ”

Belch! Dad! Are you stealing lines? That's what I'm advising you to do!

Wine seems to be a good thing, but to me it's just a nice-to-have. Take a bite when you're happy, take a bite when you're unhappy -- this one is a small bite, but it's not as heroic as it is today, and the result is ugly. Fortunately, I'm just with my dad, and I'm afraid of being ugly in front of my dad?

"Dad, you're the one who should drink less! I'm not at home anymore, but no one is looking at you. No, you have to find someone to watch you! I think tofu Shih Tzu is pretty good, why don't you let her be my stepmother? ”

Tofu Shih Tzu is good-looking, has a good personality and temper, and the most important thing is that she is optimistic about her father, she once said when she rejected countless matchmakers who broke through the threshold: "I don't plan to marry again, even if I want to marry, I will only marry Brother Guan." ”

Everyone knows that Brother Guan in her mouth is my father.

And when the matchmaker turned to find his father, his face sank like water, and he refused one by one, and I heard that the most disappointed thing about my father's attitude was not those matchmakers who wanted to make money from matchmakers, but Tofu Shih Tzu who had been "secretly waiting for good news".

Tofu Shih Tzu likes dad naturally not for money - this was all a few years ago, when my family had no money? She likes her father's steadfastness, emotional single-mindedness, and reliability, etc., and legend has it that in her eyes, her father's perfection is much higher than that of her dead husband, even if her father is more than ten years older than her.

Without saying anything, I was willing to accept her as my stepmother because of her positive evaluation of my father.

It's a pity that Dad's stubborn and incorruptible wood ......

Dad put away his smile, "Paparazzi!" You know my feelings for your mother, don't-"

"Dad! Don't talk about mom yet! Let me ask you, what do you think of this person as Tofu Shih Tzu? "When you are broken, even if you are my son, I will interrupt your words the same, otherwise when you have finished saying what you refuse, how can we still talk about this?

Dad didn't expect me to be so arrogant, he was stunned in his heart, but he replied, "Is this big girl?" People are okay! But—"

"But what is it? She likes you, do you know? "With the first interruption, the second was of course coming right away.

I seem to be much more courageous today, could it be that the wine just now has played a role—the wine is bold?

Phew! You're the one who coaxes people! Your whole family is a coward!

"Huh? Yes! This-that-"

Daddy's face turned red - uh! Dad's Zhang Fei's face didn't know whether it was black or red, and he was incoherent, it seems that Dad's heart is also like a mirror, this-is there a play?

Indeed, although my father is rough and heroic, but he is delicate and wise, and he is not a dead man, how can he not feel the affection of the spinach sent by Tofu Shih Tzu in autumn? It's just that maybe it's because of me, because of his age, because of his unswerving protection of my mother's life and death, because of ......

"Hindering" is hard ice, and today I will break it!

"Dad! Let's not talk about tofu Shih Tzu, let's talk about the situation of our family! Seeing my father's suspicious expression, I didn't let him wait, so I continued, "You love Mom, everyone knows this!" But this doesn't conflict with you finding another partner, will you forget your mother when you have a new love? ”

"What a new love? Don't talk nonsense! No matter what, your mom comes first in my heart! ”

"That's right! That's it, we can make this situation clear to Tofu Shih Tzu, if she can accept it, then you will have no problem, right!? ”

"I'm fine—uh! What's this, I'm fine? I have a problem - it's not that I have a problem, it's just that I don't agree! ”

Dad was fooled in a hurry, and then he started to speak incoherently again.

"Dad! I believe that Mom will always love you as much as you love her. But now that she is gone, even if there is a spirit in heaven, she will hope that you will live better, and she will not want you to live alone, so my mother will be unhappy when she sees it. ”

Dad bowed his head and was silent, not knowing whether he missed his mother or was thinking about the upcoming future......

"And I'm about to go out and return indefinitely, I also hope to leave with peace of mind, instead of thinking about you at home all the time, which will affect my cultivation, and may even lead to bad results such as going mad, I don't think you want this either!?"

It is advisable to chase the poor bravely, and not to sell the name of the overlord.

Taking advantage of my father's "distraughtness" now, I hurriedly struck while the iron was hot, and infinitely magnified my bad possibilities to scare him - woo woo! I'm a veritable cheat! It's just a pit for a father, but it brings him a beautiful lady - presumably countless dads like this kind of pit daddy, right!?

"Y-won't you!? How could it be so serious? Although the father expressed doubt, his tone revealed the infinite worry in his heart - this is the love of a single father for his only son!

"Dad, there may be more serious ones, but I don't think I'm so bad!"

What could be more serious? Die! But how can this kind of taboo word be said to my father? Besides, he has never eaten pork and seen a pig walking, and his father's wisdom combined with the nonsense of TV and other media channels is enough for him to imagine and fear.

In normal times, Dad would not have been so easy to fool, but now that some alcohol has come to mind, the main thing is to care too much about me, so - care is messy!

Dad was silent......

Does this silence mean that Dad's heart has been opened?

Shamelessly, I took advantage of my father's love to marry him? I don't think I deserve to be condemned by the world, do I!? You must know that I am shameless for my father and for the future happiness of Tofu Shih!

"Dad! Do you think the days of tofu Shih Tzu are hard? She is alone, supporting a tofu shop, with a child of a few years old, suffering from the cold eyes of the world and how many perverts peep at her, etc., I think Dad, you can also be brave and help her and that little sister! ”

If I say that my father is lonely and needs someone to take care of him and do anything, then my father will definitely not do it, but I say let him take care of people and care for people, then the enthusiastic and kind father will definitely be more acceptable in his heart.

"This-that-she's not easy! But—"

"But you're going to make her wait a few more years?"

Dad is not young and can't afford to wait, how can he afford to wait for tofu Shih Tzu?

"But—"

"Let me make a statement first, I can accept her with tofu Shih Tzu, and her daughter is also suitable to be my little sister."

Dad has said "but" many times, but how can I make you succeed "but"?

Mom should agree to my dad marrying a wife, and I welcome it, I can only look at my dad, and if my dad really doesn't have any thoughts at all, why should I bother with this?

"Say it again! I'll think about it! ”

Belch! Will you consider? That's a big step forward! Got a play?

I also know that things can't be pushed too hard, otherwise it could backfire and mess up. It's already very good to be able to achieve such an effect today, and I only need to find the eldest aunt, Uncle Twenty-four, Uncle Chen, etc., to blow the wind in my ears, maybe the thing can be done.

Hahaha...... Give yourself a thumbs up!

……

The next day, when I came back from practicing the "Kuihua Treasure Book" and the flying knife, I didn't rush to find those people to help my father be a matchmaker, but I flipped through and flipped through, but I found Ma Xiaoxiao's phone - time is pressing, or gold for money matters!

After all, as long as Dad nods, there is a chance that he and Tofu Shih Tzu will be able to do it, then our family's new house is even more imperative, which only requires a lot of money to dare - and the problem of money, I will solve it!

At this time, Ma Short Thin should go back to school, right!? I don't know if their brothers often go out to surf together, I don't know if any of them have bid farewell to their single life and even lost their qualifications to practice Pure Yang Tongzigong, I don't know if there are any additional people in our dormitory, I don't know......

There are a lot of things I don't know, but unfortunately I haven't had the opportunity to return to this regrettable place, and I have more phone contact with their brothers during the time when I was expulsed from school, and they all called to comfort me.

I even remember the horse being short and skinny and saying, "You're better than Gates!" He's only been in college for one year, and you're close to two." I'll take the test! What kind of bullshit comforting words are these? Wouldn't it be awesome that you could finish four years? But at that time, although I was decadent, I also understood that this was a good heart of my brother, and I could only be speechless.

"Hey! Is it Labor Day? I'll take the test! You're not dead yet? ”

Ma Dan, as soon as the phone was connected, the goods over there actually brought me this, it was really--but he didn't say it, or this way of speaking was real, tasteful, and brotherly.

"Your uncle! You're not dead, can I go first? What do you think? Those two second-class goods didn't die, did they? "Come and don't be rude, how can I let you take advantage of me?

"I'm not dead! They are all alive and well - they can still nibble on two steamed buns and three taels of rice at one meal. However, they all went to the unit for internships, and they were not in Yan University. ”

Belch! So edible? How can the country afford to raise so many rice buckets? But it seems that I eat a lot more than them, so it's better not to complain about this, so I don't have to shoot myself in the foot.

"You didn't have a place to intern? Is it that people are ugly and have no unit to want? ”

"you! Although the buddy is a little worse than Pan An and Song Yuzhi and others, he is far better than you scumbags. I didn't go to the unit, because I was afraid of causing infinite lovesickness to the girls in those units-"

"Your uncle, if you don't brag, you'll die! Just like you, the goods that scare away the sun and attract sandstorms, dare to say lovesickness without shame? ”

You are really shameless, you look like his name, not to mention a horse face, but also short and thin, cooked is not enough for us to eat, dare to brag like this, it is really shameless and invincible!

"Gotta get it! You stinky boy knows your dog can't spit ivory out of his mouth! To tell you the truth, I applied for the graduate school of Yan University, and now I am waiting for the results! It is estimated that the results will come out in early March, bless me quickly! ”

Belch! Graduate school entrance examination? It's also a good choice! After all, there are already many undergraduates in society now, and although Yanda is a famous brand among famous brands, its advantage in the actual competition for employment is not very great, especially the short and thin figure of the horse - uh! A good brother doesn't say short, just rely on his flexible brain, where is it not popular? He chose to go to graduate school, and it seems that this guy's plans in the future are even greater!

“OK！ Wishing you all the best! ”

"Roger! Anything else? I just made an appointment with a sophomore sister and was going to the library to help her make up for her English! ”

Your sister! It's too much to poison the little junior sister of the fellow countryman!

"Guys of the opposite sex and inhumanity! Despise you! cough cough cough cough ...... "After the contempt, I hurried to get down to business, "I have a friend who has a little gold to sell, and wants to find the big boss in Fuzhou through your uncle, you give your uncle's phone number!" I'll look for him! Oh, what's your uncle's name? I'm also called uncle? ”

"My uncle? His name is Horse Elephant! But you won't find him! Ugh—"

This thing actually let out a long sigh, and his tone was a little sad, could it be that this uncle elephant called Ma Elephant swept away the treasure of the big jeweler? Or a woman who seduced a big jeweler? And then far away? Not really! The treatment given by this big boss is so generous, and I heard that this big boss treats his subordinates like brothers!

"What happened? Why can't I find it? "It's better to ask, it's useless to speculate.

"Alas! If it weren't for you being my brother, I wouldn't have bothered to say it! Speaking of shame, my elephant uncle hung up in August last year. ”

Hung up? What's so shameful about hanging up? Although your uncle hung up a little early, but the accident is always unexpected.

One night, after he sent his boss home, he drove the boss's Maserati to pick up girls, and brought it back to the garage of the boss's house to play with the car shock, but both of them were suffocated to death. Are you ashamed of this? ”

I'll take the test! Driving a luxury car to pick up a girl, the car shook to death? What the hell is going on? Is this kind of luxury car so well closed? These two people are in such a state? Playing to death with a bang? How can it be?

"Whose conclusion is this?"

Whether you believe it or not, I don't believe it anyway.

"The conclusion of the police! No one has any objections! Don't you think it's possible? Actually, I've had a rumor that my elephant uncle is quite sexy, so this should be true! ”

Belch!?