Chapter 9: Would you like some mucus today?
"Lord Yahui, please wait a minute, I need to take a shower and change clothes now, if you don't mind, please sit in my room for a while, the refrigerator is over there, there should be your favorite fruit and excellent mucus. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Thanks for the hospitality, but I don't need the slime."
Yahui decisively rejected the 'temptation of slime', I have to say that the preferences and aesthetics of aliens are really special, when the earthlings love cleanliness and purity, they instead worship strange things like slime...... Thanks to this, Yahui's image on this Mars is completely positioned as [Slime Priest], and at the same time, he is also given a rather subtle nickname, I don't know if it's good or bad.
Therefore, the current Yahui has a feeling that he has eaten the sweetness but is still beaten, and sure enough, aliens are aliens, and Yahui, who is an earthling, can't understand their thoughts.
Seeing Jasmine walking towards the bathroom, the modern, well-equipped room of the royal maiden was able to see many things that had been seen on earth, rather than being common to every race; For example, there is no way that there are creatures that don't need to go to the toilet, right? Of course, we have to exclude some very special mechanical races and the like.
Since a princess is taking a bath in the bathroom not far away, Yahui doesn't dare to run around now, let alone go over to peep or something, being caught is still a trivial matter for Yahui, and being pushed down is the most sassy! Once you are bumped into by other cockroach people, you may be charged with a crime of 'human alien attack and reverse push Martian princess', but at that time, it was unreasonable.
Yahui's current purpose is to preach, so that the people of the Martian slums and the aliens in the special area can believe in the gods of the [Galaxy Monastery], so that Yahui can get a good evaluation of the monastery, so as to gradually improve his status in the monastery. However, Yahui himself is a person who can't sit still, and in the past, when he was conducting the trainee priest examination, he secretly went to the bathhouse where the nuns bathed...... The result, of course, was repaired by Otilia and Ariel.
Instead of focusing on the 'heroic deeds' of the past, Yahui chose not to stay where she was and wait for the princess to finish her bath, but wandered around the princess's room.
""Investigation Report on the Resource Flows of the Morris Kingdom and Neighboring Planets", this kind of thing looks like a secret or something......
The world in which Yahui is located is not as powerful as the plot depicted in Earth movies and anime, power is only a part of the strength, and it occupies the same position as the economy, culture and technology.
Yahui, who looked away from the report, saw the book on the table, and from the title of the book, it was inferred that it should be a general romance novel. Unexpectedly, this princess, who originally looked serious and rational, also had a sensual side, and sure enough, girls are girls, but girls on this planet have a lot more legs......
Yahui originally thought that his 'blessing' was not bad, after all, he could be favored by non-human members of the opposite sex, so wouldn't he be able to raid the world with a large number of monster mothers' harem? But in fact, in addition to being pushed backwards, it is also being pushed backwards, and there are many alien girls like Zerg and Nightmares who make people die......
Yahui, who left the bedroom, came to the living room, and at this time the doorbell rang at the door, and a cockroach girl in a maid costume could be seen on the screen near the entrance.
"Lord Wang, this is a newly purchased shower gel, I wonder if it is convenient to use now? If you need us to serve you to take a bath, you can do it, although you said that you will have to take care of your own affairs in the future, but ......"
The cockroach maid with a bottle of shower gel spoke while trying to probe the inside of the room through the door mirror, but of course she didn't see anything.
"Ahem, hello, I'm Yahui."
"Huh??! You, are you the slime? ”
"At least add a priest to me! I'm not slime! It's just that I accidentally got stuck to the slime inside the egg. ”
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, since you appeared in the room, did I disturb you and the princess......"
"Don't worry about this, we didn't do anything, now Jasmine ...... That is, your princess is already taking a bath, so I guess I won't need a new shower gel. ”
Yahui talked to the cockroach maid outside through the walkie-talkie, after all, if you open the door, it is very likely that the other party will also 'like' yourself, so it will be troublesome, so Yahui specially chose to close the door in order to prevent this situation.
"I see, then I won't bother, but before that, can I ask Yahui-sama a question for you?"
"Tell me, I don't have anything to do right now anyway."
"I've talked to you about your beautiful slime figure on the news, we want to know what kind of slime you like, Lord Ahui, we can collect it for you together."
………… What the hell is this unfolding? A group of cockroach maids want to collect some kind of slime for themselves, Yahui doesn't need to think about it to know that something is wrong, the love of people in this country for slime is too terrifying, right......
"Lord Yahui??"
"No, there is no need to prepare mucus for me at all, I've had enough of slime, is there anything else I need to tell the princess?"
"No, thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to answer my questions, it's really flattering."
Probably because the news that Yahui was regarded as a quasi-husband by the princess spread all over Mars, so these maids would be respectful to Yahui, an alien race.
Yahui, who returned to the room, fell into boredom again, and at this time he heard the voice of the princess from the bathroom.
"That'...... That, Lord Yahui, can I ask you and me for something? ”
"No problem, just say it."
Yahui emphasized that there are not many opportunities to have a good relationship with a princess and daughter, referring to normal relationships......
"I have a piece of clothing on the outside, can you bring it in for me?" Right next to the pillows on the bed. ”
"Oh, oh, okay!"
What should I do if I go to the bed according to the instructions of the princess and look at the lace, silk, decoration, and underwear placed there? Yahui stared at the things in front of him, and then made up his mind that he directly picked up all these clothes, and the priest just wanted to do what he said! But to Yahui's surprise, the underwear of the lower body of the Martian princess is almost the same as that of human women, this ...... I always feel like I'm starting to think in a bad direction.
But just as he put his clothes at the bathroom door, Yahui heard the voice of Sabas shouting while ringing the doorbell.
"Your Excellency! Lady Wang! There is something important to inform you! Be sure to head to the conference hall now! There is one rather important thing! ”
What could be this sudden trouble? Yahui, who was thinking like this, stopped in front of the bathroom, and the princess also opened the door at this time......