Chapter Thirty-Seven: Raccoon Town Summer Picnic II
Betty bought fresh orange juice, and the two families began to look for a picnic spot. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Cody doesn't seem to be happy with a lot of things, and he doesn't rule out that he wants to try his new dirt bike.
"No, there's too much grass here!"
"Nope! There is no water here! ”
"Nope! The view here is not so good! We're driving down the river! ”
It was almost 10:17 p.m. when they finally came and found a nice spot, or rather a nice place for Kody.
Here is the bank of a small stream, the water is not very deep, you can see the bottom, "Good! That's it! Sink! Begin! ”
Cody said as he stopped the car, and the two families prepared to start a picnic.
"Nope! Wait a minute! Ladies and children don't get out of the car just yet. Wait a minute, darling. Sink! Here you go! ”
As he spoke, Cody took out two green cylinders from under the seat of the Humvee, one of which was thrown to Shen Chong.
"What is this?" Shen Chong said very strangely.
"Snake repellent powder! It can also repel some bugs! Sprinkle it within a few tens of meters to keep snakes and some bugs out. The validity period is 14 hours. ”
Cody finished speaking and began to sprinkle the medicine.
"I see!"
Shen Chong also sprinkled it with Cody, and Shen Chong really looked at Cody differently! I can't imagine that this guy Cody is so careful! In the end, he was born in the military! Think about the carelessness you made when you first came to Raccoon Town! If it weren't for Claire, the consequences would have been unpredictable! And he didn't even let go of the chassis of the car! The two of them sprinkled a semicircle along the riverbank, which was a yellow sign that Shen Chong saw covered with grass.
It reads: 300 meters ahead of the danger zone!
"Cody, look!" Shen Chong called Cody.
"This? Leave it alone! Let's just have a picnic here and don't go to the front, I'll go to the barbecue grill, and you go move things! ”
With the cooperation of the two families, they laid out blankets and set up barbecue grills. Shen Chong moved out of the food box, which contained steamed buns and vegetarian buns made by himself, as well as fresh vegetables he bought.
Cody bought fresh steak and chicken, as well as drinks and fruits.
After a while, accompanied by the smoke of cooking, the aroma of American roast beef and the aroma of Chinese steamed buns surrounded by the surroundings. The two families enjoyed a rare leisure time in their busy lives, and the summer green world of the Akere Forest, which is not a single green, but also mixed with a variety of unnamed wildflowers, such as red, yellow, purple and so on.
Cody cut another piece of roast beef, wrapped it in vegetables, and sandwiched it in the steamed buns made by Shen Chong, the steamed buns were charred on the outside and tender on the inside, exuding fragrance! If you change to bread, it will definitely be all flour when you return to the oven the second time. And then I took a big bite!
"Hey! Not bad! It's delicious! That's a lot better than McDonald's! ”
"Haha! Actually, I love your McDonald's burgers! ”
Shen Chong said and took a sip of sugar-free Coca-Cola.
"Hah! All right! How about I treat you to eat every morning in the future? Cody said with a smile.
"Don't! Other! Don't have much of anything, I just came here and happily ate enough for a month! In the end, the face is full of big bags! But Daddy Hesse at the barbershop just didn't have enough! It's still a vegetable! ”
After speaking, Shen Chong stuffed a tender green vegetable leaf into his mouth and chewed it along with the beef.
Belch!! Shen Chong snorted at this time! Cody Linda and Betty and the kids are all in one place! Then Shen Chong uh!! Hit another one! At this time, everyone slowly stared at Shen Chong. Shen Chong also felt that something was wrong, but he didn't care that he was still eating.
"Ugh! What's wrong with you guys? Why don't you eat it! Do I have something on my face? Shen Chong said a little dazedly.
Suddenly he knew something!! Immediately wave your hand and say "I'm sorry!" I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! Everybody! That's right! Belch! Shen Chong said with a blushing face and extreme embarrassment.
"Haha! Never mind! Brother! Look! As he spoke, Cody took his fingers dipped in the sauce like a child, and then took a can of Coke Coke! Boom! I poured it down! A few seconds later, uh! A big soda burp echoed!
"That's the real thing!! You can't! Brother! ”
"Hah! Good! Ke, you're too fierce!! I'm coming! Belch!! No way! I'm drinking! ”
"Cody rarely does that!" Betty said with some embarrassment.
"Nope! Don't worry too much about it. Linda said.
In the midst of talking and laughing, when the two families were eating fragrantly, Cody suddenly put down what he was holding and stood up violently! The smile on his face was gone in an instant!
"What's wrong! Cody!? Shen Chong asked.
Cody ignored Shen Chong, but walked straight back to the car! I opened the passenger door and took out a pistol from the storage compartment!!
"Protect the ladies Shen! Let them get in the car first! Cody said commandingly to Shen Chong.
"What's the matter, dear! Is there any danger?! Betty asked, picking up the child.
"Maybe!"
"Maybe that means?" Linda said with some fear.
Shen Chong was a little overwhelmed! But he still put Cody and his family in the car. Close the door and go back to Cody.
"Isn't it some kind of monster here? Wolves! Or something? Shen Chong stood beside Cody and asked, at this time Shen Chong had a barbecue fork and a stone in his hand! I was a little nervous, and I thought, "Why didn't I bring a gun!" ”
Without waiting for Cody to reply, he listened to the whoa, whoop! There was a noise from the edge of the grass! Click! Cody aimed the Glock 17 pistol in his hand there.
Shen Chong was also ready, holding the barbecue plug in one hand and preparing to throw stones in the other.
"Who!? Come out! We have a lot of food here! We welcome friends to dine with us! ”
Cody said in a menacing tone, the black muzzle of the gun pointed at the place where the sound was made! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, And it's a little close! Cody picked up a rock and threw it into the grass.
A stuff with fluffy pointed ears popped up! May it be a hare!! This gray rabbit and Cody have a good look! Sniffed, then went back into the grass.
"Ahh Corvo! You're scaring me to death! I thought there would be a monster! Omori python! Alas! Alright ladies! Come out! It's okay! ”
After Shen Chong finished speaking, he went back to pick up Linda and the others.
"I'm sorry! Professional habits, Shen You should be lucky, there are no wolves here, big forest pythons and monsters. Cody said to himself.
The smoke then rose, and the laughter and the smell of rice continued.
After a while, Cody picked up a bottle of mineral water and patted Shen Chong and said, "Come here, brother!" ”
"What's the matter?"
"Just come here." Cody said as he walked towards the bank of the creek. Sitting on a stone and looking at the clear and cool flowing water, Shen Chong walked over and sat down.
"Do you want to leave some space for the ladies? Men can only understand what men say, and vice versa. Ha ha! ”
"I see! No wonder! Yeah! How I didn't think about that. Let's talk slowly! ”
Shen Chong said and chatted with Cody.
"And voila! The two of them are like sworn friends of the high school students! Betty said.
"yes," Linda said.
On the other side of the stream, in a tall grass, a pair of sharp eyes looked at Shen Chong and Cody, it paid attention to them for a long time, and then another pair of the same eyes opened!
"Look! That's what humans are! Small trees. They're weird, aren't they? Colorful! The man in black is strong, is the guy in blue next to him an Indian? Oh, my God! They sat together and talked! ”
"Yes! Rocks, behind them should be the woman who did it, like a mother who reproduces for the sake of the race? See! And the little people, there are little women and little black men, and they are feeding the little people. However, their predatory skills are not very good. It's far worse than my mother. And whites! They were the ones who shot us all in the first place! And keep the Indians away from their homeland! But now they're sitting together! Oh, my God! We should have screamed! ”
"Wait! Dad said it was scary at night, but they ate in a weird way! A fire could have risen?! Why aren't they afraid of fire!? It seems that it will be delicious if you burn something over fire, and it smells so good! I don't understand why we're so afraid of fire. Dad said fire was a dangerous thing. See! The thing behind them was black, and its feet were four round things, but it could have carried them all in. You can see that it is very honest, and it is motionless when people are not there. Is it a new animal? ”
"You're right, Rock, I heard my dad say it's called a car. It's a human-made animal, it's faster than us, but it's stupid! The forest is not as flexible as we are. All they had to do was feed them some water called gasoline. ”
"What are you guys doing!! I told you to hunt and drink! You're playing here!? ”
"Daddy!!"
"It's me! What are you guys looking at! As a wolf, you have to grow up quickly! ”
"But Daddy! There are a few people there, right? Rock! ”
"Ahh Yes, there are blacks, whites and Indians! And men, women, and villains, look! Just sit there and talk! ”
"What! Let me see. Sky! You shouldn't have been allowed to see people so early! The old wolf mountain peak said.
"Why Dad! You said that humans are murderous. But we don't think they're too cruel. And they are not afraid of fire! The rock said.
"Alas! Kids, I'm so sad to say that! You must know that human beings are very conflicted creatures with hypocrisy, greed and cruelty, and they will train us to be animals for their work, and make us do things we don't want to do, including killing our own kind, and humans sometimes don't spare their own kind. I heard it from my grandfather. I've heard before that white people keep black people as slaves, how terrible! But then they reconciled. Look at the pistol that the black man had on his waist, and if I didn't have it, I could have eaten them all, but with it, one 'man' could have killed us all! Whether they're hungry or not, they just love it. Shan Feng said earnestly.
"But Dad, didn't you say that the Indians were friends with us? Isn't that man? Xiaoshu said.
"Yes, and I heard the legend of our ancestors that a long time ago in this land, there was a tribe of Indians called Big Bird, who could talk to animals. Just legends, of course. Shanfeng said very seriously.
Shen Chong and Ke were also talking.
"That General Berard is very Chinese, why?" Shen Chong said.
"Because he is an imaginary enemy of the U.S. military, he used to always practice the combat style and war thinking of the former Soviet army, and only later did he use the Chinese army as an imaginary enemy, especially your army, and he always read your Chinese war treatises."
"But why didn't he participate in the Battle of the Gulf?"
"He participated. Yes, only Colin. Two generals, Bokal and Schwaka, fought. His troops were the general reserves, and they were originally planned to be used last, but they didn't expect it to go so smoothly. However, this may also be his later article:
"Gulf War, Are We Really That Strong?" report on the reasons why many people are unhappy. ”
"Yes, just won the battle, how many people are unhappy with his basin of cold water!" Shen Chong said.
Cody took a sip of water and continued:
"But no one dares to take what he writes seriously. Now his troops are an 'imaginary enemy,' and any unit of the US military can be said to win more than lose. Otherwise, Chairman Ping will give him a teleprompter! ”
Cody said as he picked up a pebble and threw it into the water.
Shen Chong also picked up a small stone and threw it like a bush in the distance!
In the grass, the old wolf mountain peak is still educating the two little wolves.
"So, don't trust humans. They are only interested in our fur and meat. Don't think about the Indians of the Big Bird Tribe! They didn't exist! Unless a human stone me in the back of the head! Then he is our friend and relative! Hehe! Will it? "Shanfeng just finished speaking! Just listen, smack!
"Ahh
"Dad, what's wrong with you!" The rock pushed the old wolf mountain peak that had fainted.
The little tree was terrified! I ran back to my mother.
Shen Chong's stone was thrown into the grass on the other side of the creek and smashed into the back of the old wolf's head! The old wolf mountain peak fainted!