"What a great bird with spirit! Look at him, so cute, like a kitten I once had, lying on my chest every day, but unfortunately she left......"

"It's okay, I'll do the cat's work for me in the future. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Nasty."

After the crow was touched, it flew more vigorously, and sure enough, the contagion of the opposite sex was huge!

The crooked door is located in the west of the mainland, from the QQ gate to the southwest can be reached, the speed of the penguin is very fast, it knows how to fly in a straight line, but 5,000 kilometers is still a long-distance trip, and this flight is not as good as the plane, there are at least magazines on the plane (in fact, they are all advertisements), there are meals (really hard to swallow), there are movies to watch (you don't have to choose), this big bird has nothing on it, and it is really impossible to spend a boring travel time without entertainment!

Therefore, Zhen Can can only target the only person in the big bird - Li Qiu'e!

Who can enjoy the shock on a plane? This is finally a standard that airplanes can't meet!

"Qiu'e, this crooked door is dangerous and abnormal, nine deaths and one life, are you afraid?" Zhen Can hugged Li Qiu'e and asked.

Li Qiu'e's eyebrows were affectionate, and her long eyelashes blinked: "With Brother Can, the slave family is not afraid of anything!" ”

"But I'm afraid!"

"Huh?"

"Yes, my cultivation has just begun, in layman's terms, I'm a rookie, don't look at me I have a sword, that's pretending to be used, so I'm afraid that there will be no return, but I have to go, this sect task, escaping from the battle is not my style, the most important thing is that if you are caught, you will be castrated, all this is fate, people are inherently dead, early death and late death are death, but you can't die with regret, it's best to die in happiness, then death will be satisfied, so Qiu'e, let's have a birdshake all the way!"

"Birdshake all the way? Why? ”

"It's the one on the bird!"

"Huh?" Li Qiu'e's little face was as red as a tomato: "What Brother Can said is extremely true, dying in happiness is the greatest happiness in life, and the slave family's thoughts are the same as Brother Can's, but they are so shy that they are embarrassed to speak." ”

"Remember this lesson, in the future, you can open whatever you want, you can open whatever you want, everyone is an adult, we have to put aside the thoughts that are not open and hinder us from finding happiness, people are actually animals, so it is natural to do something animal."

"What Brother Chan said is extremely true!"

As she spoke, Li Qiu'e put her hand into Zhen Can's arms and wandered freely, from top to bottom, at the same time, Zhen Can's hand was also wandering wantonly, going wherever she wanted, not caring about the big bird's opinion.

After a while, I saw the crow's body jerk forward and forward, and it continued to rise and fall......

Zhen Can set off from the morning to the evening and finally arrived at the foot of the crooked gate, during this period, even he didn't know how many times the bird had been shaken, countless, unclear, this is a very strange phenomenon, Zhen Can used to play at most three or four times a day, this time I can't count, is it to get the effect of a real martial particle, no, I'm afraid it's the relationship between the sword of death, so isn't the ability of the god of death the peak? Isn't there three thousand beauties, singing every night?

The most painful thing in the emperor's life is that he can't sing songs every night, so he takes pills and burps!

It's great to have such an undefeated ability!

Three thousand weak water, I drink it all!

The two of them landed a penguen at the foot of the crooked mountain.

Zhen Can is a young man, and his blood is strong, and he naturally can't control himself when he encounters a stunner like Li Qiu'e, and now the penguen who just got off wants it again!

But when Zhen Can went to touch Li Qiu'e's clothes, Li Qiu'e suddenly ducked back, smiled and shook her head as if she couldn't bear it!

Zhen Can smiled, this feeling is really great, as the saying goes, there is no ploughed land, only tired cows, now the land is ploughed, the cattle are still full of strength, this is unprecedented self-confidence and majesty, this is the pride of men, it should not be called Zhen Can, it should be called Yang Dingtian!

Zhen Can smiled and said, "I didn't mean that, why are you so colorful?" ”

"Really?"

"Well, what I want to tell you is that my task is to pretend to be a person from the Death Sect to kidnap a crooked beauty, so as to blame the people of the Death Sect and cause a conflict between the two sects, so your task is to join the Crooked Sect and then I go to watch your performance and then you are voluntarily hijacked by me, this scene, do you understand?"

"Understood, the slave family must work together to cooperate with Xianggong!"

"Xianggong?"

"Why, if Brother Can doesn't want to hear this title, the slave family still calls Brother Can!"

"Don't, lady, thank you for your hard work!"

Li Qiu'e had tears in her eyes, and suddenly threw herself into Zhen Can's arms: "Xianggong, the slave family has not felt this way for a long time, the slave family has not relied on it for a long time, the slave family's wandering heart has finally landed, the slave family will be a Xianggong person in the future, and the ghost of Xianggong will die, and the slave family is Zhen Li's family!" ”

Alas, who can understand the fragility of widows? Who knows how sad a widow is? The widow's helplessness, the widow's hunger, the widow's all, not the widow's inability to understand!

"Fool! It's okay, you and I won't die, we still have all kinds of shocks, all kinds of children, and enjoy the joy of family! Zhen Can gently touched Li Qiu'e's hair, it was really slippery, if it wasn't for ancient times, Zhen Can must have suspected that she used Rejoice.

"Hmm!"

The two warmed up for a while, Zhen Can wiped away Li Qiu'e's tears, and said, "The lady will go first, and she will go for her husband!" ”

With that, Zhen Can squatted on the ground and took off his pants.

"Xianggong, I'm here to help you!"

"No, you can't help me, I'm excited, it's very frequent, go quickly!"

"Okay, I'll help you later!"

"Hmm!"

After Li Qiu'e left, Zhen Can entertained himself for a long time before walking up the mountain.

Coming to the crooked door, there are two fox sculptures on both sides of the door, and there are two beautiful women in yellow gauze clothes standing at the door, beautiful like fox spirits, embroidered with a small fox on the left chest, holding a sword, standing guard.

"Where did Childe come from?" A beautiful woman stepped forward and said.

"Come and see you!" Zhen Can raised his eyebrows.

"I'm sorry, I'm standing guard full-time, please go inside to watch the performance!"

"No, what I have is money, I just want to see you, you are so beautiful! Come on, dance first! ”

Brush!

The beautiful woman suddenly pulled out her sword but smiled: "If you want to see it, you can only see that I have killed someone!" ”

"Don't be so impulsive, everyone is a person with status, I just admire the girl's beauty and figure, and I want to identify it for the majority of male compatriots, I don't know if the girl minds?"

"I don't think the people inside will mind, Childe should not waste time on me, there will be no room later, Childe may have to wait for a long time!"

"I don't have a room, I'll just watch the two of you perform double yellow at the door!"

"Why the hell is Childe here?"

"Mu Dong is coming!"

"Mudong?"

"Yes, I heard that there are many caves in your sect, and many of them are still very tight, and they are basically impossible to find in our sect."

"That son should go in and enjoy it, the hole will be full in a while, and the son will have no hole to enter!"

"Aren't there two more here?"

"The two of us don't like men, the two of us are the left and right protectors, exclusive to the door master!"

"Oh? The owner of your family is a woman? ”

"Childe doesn't even know this, or is Childe pretending to be stupid at all?"

"I'm sorry, I've never seen the world in the next place, please don't be surprised, I don't know who the master of your family is?"

"The master of this sect is Hua Meimei, the flower of the continent that once died in the continent was later abandoned by the god of death Yun Shangmian."

"Sister, you're talking too much!" Another beautiful woman stepped forward and said.

Zhen Can smiled: "It turned out to be the ex-girlfriend of the Grim Reaper, presumably because she was stimulated and lost interest in men after being abandoned, so she founded such a crooked door!" ”

"Bold! Dare to speak disrespectfully to the master of the sect, if it weren't for the fact that you are a member of the Death Sect, my Murong Xian would kill you directly with a sword! Later, the beauty pulled out her sword and pointed it at Zhen Can's throat, the tip of the sword was only one centimeter away from Zhen Can's Adam's apple.

In the next second, the beautiful woman in front also pointed her sword at Zhen Can's Adam's apple: "What my sister said is that I, Murong Qian, will not allow you to insult the door master!" ”

Zhen Can thought for a while and smiled: "Don't get excited about the two beauties, because excitement will destroy the harmony between you and me, I think your master Hua Meimei will definitely have a lingering love for our master of the Grim Reaper Cloud, our master has traveled all over the world, and will definitely come back one day, at that time, the senior will definitely go to find him, I think that is when they are reunited, because they are true love, true love needs time to know the importance of each other, when they both find out that their true love is each other, But you have made the relationship between the two doors so stiff, you think, will your master let you go? ”

Hearing this, the two gradually put away their swords.

"What Childe said is very true, Childe should go in!" Murong Qian said.

"Okay, thank you two beauties, you will have the opportunity to study the blowing and playing in the future, and then we will see you!"

After Zhen Can finished speaking, he went to the door!

After entering the door, I found that the crooked door was indeed different, the courtyard was full of red lanterns, the stands were crawling with purple grapes, and the rooms stood side by side, and the doors were decorated with pink silk scarves, swinging in the wind.

"Childe, do you know any girls?" At this time, an old lady came over, this old lady looked like she was about forty years old, although her skin was loose but very white, and her facial features were also very marked, she must have been a big beauty when she was young.

Zhen Can said with a smile: "My son is tired of his past appearance, but there is fresh blood?" ”

"Childe often comes?"

"Hmm!"

"But why haven't I seen Childe?"

"I went down to South Korea!"

"South Korea?"

"Yes, it's a magical country that can change faces!"

The old ladies rejoiced: "There is such a good thing? ”

Zhen Can nodded: "Yes!" ”

"Childe, can you tell me the route?"

"There is no such thing as a free lunch, and by extension, there is no such thing as a free guide!"

"I understand, how much does Childe need?"

"No, what I have is money!"

"I see, Childe, please come with me to the room!"

"What is Auntie going to do?"

"Don't be shy, I do!"

"Auntie misunderstood, I don't know Auntie's surname?"

"A blank sheet of paper, pure as a blank sheet of paper!"

"Okay, Aunt Blank Paper, I guess you must know the names of the beauties in these countless rooms, right?"

"Of course!"

"If you give all your names, I'll tell you the route to South Korea."

"Good!" A blank piece of paper said: "The first room is Shen Man, and the second room is ...... The hundredth room is a flowery flower...... The second hundredth room is Lin Lingling...... The thousandth room is a newcomer named Li Qiu'e! ”

"Okay, I wonder if you can watch people first and then watch the play?"

"I can make an exception for you!"

"Thanks for the blank paper!"

"Please come with me!"

Zhen Can followed Zhang Bai Paper to the door of the hundredth room with excitement, only to see Zhang Bai Paper knock on the door three times, and the door opened, and then there was a glass of glass, which sealed the door tightly.

And inside the glass door, Flowey in the Death Restaurant is looking at herself in surprise and surprise!

Zhen Can outside the glass door was also shocked and couldn't believe his eyes, this, isn't this his super combat power Huahua?

Then wouldn't the hundredth room be Lin Lingling?