Chapter 145: Master and Apprentice Meet
My buddy used to not be good enough, and when he fought with ghosts, he often spit out the blood on the tip of his tongue, spitting and spitting, spitting and spitting...... It's a veteran of vomiting blood, but I never thought that people vomiting blood could vomit like a water arrow, especially the blood that Uncle Corpse vomited was still black, fishy, smelly, this old thing was dead, and he didn't die after living for more than a hundred years, could it be that he was half a dead person?
After thinking wildly, he saw that there were more yellow talismans in Yang's hands, as if he was doing a trick, and he didn't see him do anything, and the yellow talisman flew out, and the yellow talisman was called a smart one, and the two ends were cocked, forming an arc, wrapping the black blood spit out by Uncle Corpse, sneering! The sound sounded, and the yellow talisman was instantly corroded by the black blood and made a hole, but the power of the black blood spurt out was weak after all, and it fell from the air to the ground.
it! Did Uncle Corpse vomit blood or special mother sulfuric acid? The buddy was a little dumbfounded, Uncle Corpse didn't work with a mouthful of black blood, the immobilization spell of Madman Yang was here, there was still a distance of two steps in front of Uncle Corpse, Madman Yang was stunned at his feet, and his hand was decided, and Uncle Corpse was suddenly frozen and couldn't move.
If I don't run at this time, I'm not just stupid, I'm stupid, stupid, stupid, I don't dare to alarm Yang Maniac, I move my steps backwards very carefully, there are two advantages to doing this, if Yang Maniac looks at me, I can stop facing him, and I won't think I want to run away, I don't believe that Uncle Corpse doesn't have a back, as long as Uncle Corpse breaks out, buddy will definitely be able to move out if you are careful.
Unexpectedly, Madman Yang froze Uncle Corpse, turned his hand and pointed at me, and read the voice as anxious as a law! Dude was frozen, unable to move, lying in a big groove, Yang Madman This has already been calculated, and I was given without a pause, buddy is very helpless, I will also solve the steps of the body spell, but I can solve it for others, but I can't solve it myself.
The immobilization spell is a small technique, but it requires a very high Taoism, and the use of the high Taoism is easy to make, and the Taoism is low, such as me, basically has no effect, but the Taoism is really high, and the means are higher.
Yang Maniac used it, and it was very successful, the moment I was frozen, I suddenly understood a truth, there is no high or low technique, it depends on who uses it. At the same time, I secretly prayed that Uncle Corpse would quickly make a big move to kill Madman Yang, Madman Yang was too dangerous, my buddy's eyes were almost round and waiting for Uncle Corpse to make a big move, but Uncle Corpse stood there motionless, which made me very puzzled, because the immobilization spell is used, not for everyone, and it works for a long time, no one like me has solved the curse, so let's fix it, but Uncle Corpse is a hundred-year-old monster, a dead body, and his skills are profound, it stands to reason that he can solve the immobilization spell in a moment, why is he still motionless?
Uncle Corpse didn't move, Madman Yang came to lose his temper, stood in front of Uncle Corpse, raised his hand to give Uncle Corpse a big-eared scraper, as the saying goes, a soldier can be killed but not humiliated, not to mention the identity of Uncle Corpse, Madman Yang really wants to slap down, Maoshan and Xiangxi Zhuyou have a vein of this feud, I can't bear to look at it, I thought that Uncle Corpse's eyes would inevitably be very indignant, but I didn't expect Uncle Corpse's eyes to be bright......
Madman Yang slapped down, the momentum was very fierce, but he suddenly changed his tricks halfway, and suddenly there was an additional talisman in his hand, which snapped on the door of Uncle Corpse's head, and pointed at Uncle Corpse's nose with his index finger and scolded: "Old thing, you are not a ghost or a ghost, you are a corpse, if Lao Tzu is contaminated, without your antidote, you will have to become a living corpse, you don't know when I do?" Special mother, fighting with an old immortal like you, not only to fight bravely, but also to fight heart, really tired mother, you old immortal ......"
The buddy couldn't help but roll his eyes, Uncle Corpse didn't dare to get too close to others just by standing there, let alone dare to get involved, Yang Maniac is so awesome, that is, he fixed people and got up, why can't Uncle Corpse, although he scolds when he opens his mouth, it seems to be awesome, but in fact, it is a matter of addiction, I wonder if he is not crazy to the house? Why are you suddenly not crazy?
There was a sudden pain behind me, and I found that I could move, the problem was not that I moved myself, but that I was dragged by someone, and I was dragged backwards by someone at once, and I couldn't help myself, and a lazy voice came from my ear: "Yang Maniac, fuck your uncle, aren't you looking for Lao Tzu?" Lao Tzu is here, come on, Maoshan Fu Gong Grandmaster, your special mother is a ****, when Lao Tzu has time, I will give you the **** in your stomach and let you be a human ...... again"
Zhang Qingshan...... Zhang Qingshan's voice, buddy was confused, the scenery in front of me suddenly changed, vaguely I saw Yang madman roaring at me, he was about to catch me, and then his crazy face disappeared in front of my eyes, I was carried by someone and walked briskly, I couldn't turn back, I just wanted to speak, snap! fell to the ground and fell into a mess, and the buddy stood up dizzily, took a deep breath, and turned his head to look at the man.
I saw Zhang Qingshan pull the satchel off my shoulder, took out the yellow talisman I drew from the satchel, looked at it carefully, looked at it, looked at it with anger, and stomped his feet while scolding in a low voice: "****, ****, this one is also ****, Quante Mom is ****, why did Lao Tzu collect such a waste ......"
Zhang Qingshan is still the virtue I had when I was a child, he has barely changed his appearance, he does not look old, but his head is already a little white, he is wearing a dirty robe, and there is a gourd and a talisman bag with wine hanging around his waist, the buddy lost his voice in an instant, and his throat seemed to be blocked by something, and there have been countless times in my mind that our master and apprentice met again, there are scenes where I pointed at his nose and scolded him silently, there are scenes where I shouted at him that the master pulled off a few beards, and I invited him to eat very calmly, and more, is as aggrieved as a child, and said Master, I miss you very much......
But I never thought that meeting again would be such a scene, looking at Zhang Qingshan scolding ********, I suddenly laughed, the master has not changed, or that unobtrusive virtue, in fact...... I haven't changed, when I saw him is kiss, I couldn't help but say: "Master, I miss you!" ”
The buddy said this with a smile, but he didn't hold back his tears, his heart was very sour, Zhang Qingshan's body stiffened, turned his head, and looked at me with a pair of bright eyes, very fierce, and came up to give me a kick and said, "What are these things that your special mother painted?" Is this how the Fu is drawn? I really taught you a game for nothing. ”
The good atmosphere, the wonderful feeling, and the touching of the meeting between master and apprentice were all wiped out by his kick, and I was also angry, stood up and yelled at him: "You taught me for a year, and ran away without a trace while I was sick, and I didn't say a word when I went there, I didn't even have an address to write to you, let alone a phone call, I would be ten years old, what can a ten-year-old child learn in a year?" Besides, the art of the talisman is broad and profound, you are awesome, I will teach you for a year, and you will become a grandmaster? ”
"Damn, you kid still dare to talk back! Isn't it hairy? Didn't my special mother leave you two books? Do you blame me for not learning well? Zhang Qingshan is still the same as when I was a child, according to the back of my head is a slap, buddy who dares to hide, he is used to being beaten, and in an instant I seem to have returned to the time when I was ten years old, I love to talk back, very unconvinced: "Master, it's not me who said you, I am your free-range apprentice, you left two books, but without the master's personal guidance, how much can I achieve?" Now there is no shortage of cheats, I'll find you a copy, and you can practice peerless martial arts? ”
Zhang Qingshan was used to being talked back by me, ignored me, looked at me and asked, "Your special mother died by herself, what are you doing involving Lao Tzu?" ”
"Master, let's have a snack, if I weren't your apprentice, I would be able to be calculated? Can be chased like a dead dog? Can it be this virtue now? If it weren't for your apprentice, I would have been watching the gate by now, earning my wages leisurely. ”
Zhang Qingshan was angry and shouted to me: "Lao Tzu was targeted by the warlocks when he was so old with you, and he went to Longhu Mountain endlessly, in order not to involve Longhu Mountain, Lao Tzu had to go down the mountain, and hid in Tibet for decades, I always thought that my special mother was the key, and now I know that Lao Tzu was pitted by your little rabbit cub, and the warlock of Tianjimen saw the two words Qingshan on the mobile phone, not me, it was your little rabbit cub." ”
"Master, you have to make it clear, I'm still blindfolded, why am I the key?"
"Tianjimen Warlock and Luban Master teamed up to make a mobile phone, decades ago, no one knew what it was, including your master and me, I thought it was a magic weapon, as time went by, and then there was a BB machine, and those people thought the phone was a weird Hanxian BB machine, and the word Qingshan was a message sent to me by others, and I decided that it was my ......"
"After a few years, there was WeChat, from the location on the phone, someone sent a message, Qingshan, not a message, but a nickname, but have you ever seen a special mother use WeChat without a nickname? How many people use their real names? This group of stupid comparisons, I decided it was me, to tell you the truth, the occult exchange group you added, it was a group built by Lao Tzu, and your special mother also took the nickname of a real person in Qingshan, I knew that Qingshan was you, not Lao Tzu, and what was even more annoying was that you were still in the group, and I kicked you, but Special Mother still recruited those warlocks......"
Zhang Qingshan couldn't cry or laugh, and continued to say to me: "But you are still Lao Tzu's apprentice, the only apprentice, do you think I am unlucky?" I saved you, taught you, and I had to take the tank for you, causing me to wander for half my life, and I didn't marry a daughter-in-law in my life, and my special mother owed you in her last life? ”
I listened a little stupidly, and after thinking about it carefully, it seemed to be reasonable, but all this seemed to be really arranged by fate, who would have thought that Zhang Qingshan was because I had been hiding in Tibet for decades, and coincidentally, he also accepted me as an apprentice...... I couldn't help but say, "Master, this ...... Maybe it's fate! (To be continued.) )