I won't look at the various exemption treaties on the file, and the most important thing is the first few dozen words:

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Domain-level Pledge of Honor:

Zombie Ji Xiaoyu and Bone Dragon Lu Lulu spontaneously compete about who is an idiot, and the winning side can ask the losing side to do something that does not violate the law of the dead, does not violate morality and is reasonable.

Rules: Doomsday Startalker is fair and best-of-three games.

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The two sides had no opinion, so the competition began, and the zombie girl looked at the two guys lightly, and saw their nervous appearance, and the corners of her mouth turned up: "First question, what is my name?" ”

Ji Xiaoyu Lulu: ......

What kind of problem is this, is it a problem? The name of the Doomsday Starwhisperer...... Isn't it the Doomsday Starwhisperer?!

Ji Xiaoyu's head turned over and over, and he stared at the zombie girl in surprise.

The zombie girl looked at Ji Xiaoyu with a faint look in her eyes: "You are a zombie, your name is Ji Xiaoyu." After speaking, she looked at Lululu again: "You are a bone dragon, your name is Lululu, then I am the Doomsday Star Whisperer, what is my name?" ”

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Ji Xiaoyu was apprehensive in his heart, he could also see the embarrassment of the other party from Lu Lulu's shaky teeth, he had known the zombie girl for a while, and he hadn't even asked her name, he had always treated her as a smart terminal, thinking that a smart terminal would not have any interest in the code name like a name......

The zombie girl must have done it on purpose.,It's obviously out of order!

Seeing that the two guys didn't speak, the zombie girl smiled faintly, moved her eyes to Ji Xiaoyu and looked up and down: "You come first, look at you full of confidence." ”

"How can I ......" Ji Xiaoyu muttered in his heart, shaking his head, and finally had no choice but to guess: "Maria?" Joan of Arc? Athena? ”

"Huh!" The zombie girl gave Ji Xiaoyu a cold look, letting the other party pour down from the Tianling cover like a large basin of ice water, she looked back at Lu Lulu: "It's your turn, hurry up and say it, otherwise it will be considered a waiver." ”

Lululu gritted his teeth tremblingly, this answer was going to determine his dragon life, but he really didn't know, who would dare to ask the name of the Star Whisperer who could only look up.

"No...... I don't know. The bone dragon said tremblingly.

Zombie girl: "The result is very obvious, Ji Xiaoyu answered wrong, and Lu Lulu answered correctly!" ”

Ji Xiaoyu's eyes almost fell out, and he almost reached out to hug the hologram: "Grunt, can't be like this, huhu...... You are a communiqué personal vendetta! ”

"Haha, roar!" Lululu roared wildly, excited, and didn't expect to win a game.

Seeing Ji Xiaoyu chattering in front of the screen, the zombie girl just picked up the teacup lightly and brought it to her mouth very slowly......

After drinking tea, she said lightly: "The previous question is that Lu Lulu is smarter than Ji Xiaoyu, then the next question Ji Xiaoyu only has one chance, but you have to seize it, otherwise you will prove that you are really an idiot, the question is very simple: How old am I now?" ”

"Damn it!" Ji Xiaoyu scolded in his heart, the zombie girl clearly didn't make him feel better, and said that it was fair, and asked some questions that had nothing to do with IQ, didn't she usually ask some literature, history, calculation or reasoning or the like!

This is the topic of a brain teaser, it must be like this, Ji Xiaoyu thought frantically, how to turn this corner, according to the data provided in the Nightmare World Encyclopedia, the Doomsday Star Whisperer was born 11,000 years ago, and then became a virtual goddess of the undead on Mercury 10,000 years ago......

Now the answer is: 11,000 years old and ...... 10,000 years old who became a zombie girl.,There's also a very special situation.,18-year-old who has always been a girl and cares about...... What to do? What should I do if I'm smart?

Ji Xiaoyu bit his fingers, stared at the zombie girl with a trembling look, and winked at her, hoping to get a hint.

The zombie girl's eyes narrowed into crescent moons, and she rarely smiled so innocently and brightly, Ji Xiaoyu could no longer feel the stiffness of the zombies and the weirdness of the stitches from her smile.

"Then Lululu, you come first."

Lu Lulu searched in his mind for a long time, and finally sorted out some information about the Star Whisperer, including the beginning time of her life cycle, it took a lot of time to sort it out, he sighed that his head was lucky enough to be big, otherwise he would definitely not be able to react like an idiot zombie: "You should be 11,000 years old now, that ...... The details don't matter, do they? ”

"I will judge myself, Ji Xiaoyu's turn is your turn, answer quickly, otherwise it will be considered a waiver!" The zombie girl squinted at Ji Xiaoyu with a crescent moon.

"Hmm, huh...... Well, can I answer the same as Lululu? Ji Xiaoyu tried to ask.

The zombie girl's face turned cold: "You can do it yourself." ”

Seeing the cold face of the zombie girl, Ji Xiaoyu's heart was cold, and the special 6th sense told him the answer: "18 years old!" ”

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"You're so fast!" After the zombie girl finished speaking, she announced the result when Ji Xiaoyu was about to laugh: "Ji Xiaoyu answered wrong, Lu Lulu answered correctly!" ”

The laughter that was about to emerge was suffocated in the stomach.

Ji Xiaoyu and Lu Lulu formed a strong contrast, and stood motionless next to Lu Lulu with his head stunted, while the latter was yelling and howling, for fear that the world would not hear it, and he didn't forget to hit Ji Xiaoyu after the howl: "Haha, they all say that zombies are idiots, and they can't answer any of such simple questions." ”

"Simple?" Ji Xiaoyu recalled this sentence, what is simple, what is simple for a bone dragon whose IQ is definitely not high, Ji Xiaoyu seems to have realized something, yes, what is simple, isn't it simple to answer "I don't know" for questions that I don't know! Isn't it so hard to find an answer to a question that you can answer by simply searching the database in your head, so why can't you answer it yourself?

Maybe it's because I'm too smart, isn't there a saying that being smart is mistaken by being smart, Ji Xiaoyu looked at the zombie girl: "Isn't this competition a comparison of IQ?" Am I as good as a stupid bone dragon? Your questions don't meet the standards of the intelligence test at all, and I don't accept it! ”

"Not convinced?" The zombie girl seemed to already know Ji Xiaoyu's question, her face was very flat: "I am very fair and fair, if you are not convinced, then I will explain it in detail, first of all, the first question, you really don't know the answer, you have nothing to say about this, but Lu Lulu knows the answer, even if it is the wrong answer but he knows, that is to say, if you want to choose a correct answer between the two of you, do you think it is the answer that you are talking about or the answer he said seriously?" ”

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"And then the second question, you're smart, 18 years old, I'm a zombie, I'm not interested in 18 years old or anything, but that's not the point, it's the same as the first question, you don't know the answer, and Lululu knows, understand the young zombie?" The zombie girl seemed to hate iron and steel and said a lot, seeing Ji Xiaoyu's face bitter, the corners of her mouth turned up slightly.

"Ahh Woolu, you just misled me, why are you laughing so happily. Ji Xiaoyu smacked his lips and shouted, as a loser, he was very unwilling, but how could he not know that Lu Lulu's answer was more suitable than his, just ...... He is really smarter than Lululu, and he will lose because he is smart, so unwilling!

"The result is already obvious, Ji Xiaoyu is an idiot, according to the rules of the Honor Oath, you two should fulfill the treaty!" Zombie Girl said.

"No hurry, no hurry." Lu Lulu laughed, "Anyway, I've been waiting for so long, and I'm not in a hurry for a while." ”

The zombie girl glanced at him, and said seriously in a very fair tone: "Are you in a hurry to get in my way, I'm asking the idiot zombie to complete the Honor Oath Treaty, and he can ask the losing side to do something!" ”

Ji Xiaoyu Lu Lulu: "? ”

"What do you mean? Wait......" The sudden turn of events made Lululu's dead soul tremble wildly.

The zombie girl didn't bother to explain, and directly displayed the oath of honor on the holographic screen:

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Domain-level Pledge of Honor:

Zombie Ji Xiaoyu and Bone Dragon Lu Lulu spontaneously compete about who is an idiot, and the winning side can ask the losing side to do something that does not violate the law, morality and is reasonable.

Rules: Doomsday Startalker is fair and best-of-three games.

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Process: Lu Lulu answered two questions correctly, Ji Xiaoyu answered two questions incorrectly, the two competed, Lu Lulu is smart, Ji Xiaoyu is a big idiot.

Result: Ji Xiaoyu wins, Lu Lulu loses.

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"Hey, can you get rid of the "big"! Ji Xiaoyu didn't know what expression to use to face all this.

"Ah...... Ahhhhh............h

呲呲......

"Ah...... I'm Lululu trapped! ”

"Ah...... I, Lululu, have been pitted miserably! ”

"Mighty Lululu is going to be an idiot zombie's subordinate!"

"Lu Lulu is so unwilling!"

Seeing the poor bone dragon ink, Ji Xiaoyu and the zombie girl broke out in a cold sweat!

(PS: Recommended tickets, dazzling underline, isn't it a little curious to go up, very interesting, never trick people.) ）