Miaozhu's expression was triumphant, no different from the gods elsewhere.

In fact, most of today's temple celebrations will pretend to be gods and ghosts. deliberately created some miracles to deceive the world. After the incense is vigorous, put a merit incense in front of the statue. It is bound to be a wide range of financial resources. At that time, during the day, the temple blessings that were extremely pious and sacrificed themselves to serve the gods became a large sum of money with thousands of dollars, marrying wives and having children. Smoking and drinking, doing everything.

I grabbed him by the collar and said, "Tell me honestly, did you do anything on the statue?" ”

Miao Zhu's face turned pale with fright from me, but he shook his head like a buleng drum: "That's a god, how dare I do it, don't you want to die?" ”

I looked at him suspiciously, trying to tell the truth from the truth.

Mr. Lu said, "Let him go." I'm afraid this matter has nothing to do with him. If he really did something with Dragon Ball, we should have seen it a long time ago. ”

Xue Qian said: "If you say that, are they really the five dragon evil sects?" ”

Mr. Lu nodded: "Dragon Balls are not mortal, and those five dragon evil sects are normal." If it is divided, let it be taken down by you. I'm not at ease. ”

He looked at the two of us and said, "This time I'll go out and take down the dragon balls myself." ”

I smiled and said, "Mr. Lu, you finally gave up your horse, did you see that we just fell down and were not injured, you feel that your safety is guaranteed, so you want to climb up?" ”

Xue Qian also echoed me. said: "Mr. Lu, you must be careful. As the saying goes, it's not more than three. Lao Zhao and I have already tested the Dragon Ball twice, and he is now on fire. If you go up. I guess I'm going to kill you. ”

I laughed, "It's nothing to hurt you. If we get into your body and start killing again, we won't be able to stop you at all. ”

Xue Qian laughed, waved her hand, and said, "There is a way, there is a way." When the time comes, you will shout: Master...... Then taking advantage of Mr. Lu's stunned moment, he raised the knife and cut off his head. ”

Xue Qian's "Master" call was extremely numb, and I got goosebumps on my body.

Mr. Lu saw the two of us singing and harmonizing, as if talking about cross talk, which was very lively. He also laughed dryly: "When are you two going to make trouble?" Can't we take the Dragon Ball? ”

I glanced at Xue Qian. said: "Take it, of course you have to take it." ”

Mr. Lu was so alert, seeing my eyes, he asked, "What do you want to do?" ”

I said with an innocent face, "What did I do?" ”

Mr. Lu laughed: "Zhao Mang, don't make a ghost in front of me, I understand your little caution." Did you collude with Xue Qian, if I fell, you two wouldn't pick me up and deliberately let me fall to the ground? ”

My mind was pierced by Mr. Lu, so I had to laugh twice to cover up the past.

The three of us were talking and laughing, when suddenly the temple door slammed.

A few of us fell silent. Holding Miao Zhu, he asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Miaozhu said: "The day is about to dawn, and there are pious pilgrims who come to offer incense. ”

Mr. Lu feigned anger and said, "Look? You have delayed time, and now that the believers have come up, we will not be able to do anything. ”

I said disapprerovingly, "You close the temple door, and you can still go and get the dragon balls." ”

However, Mr. Lui has apparently changed his mind. His eyes rolled, and he said to Miaozhu, "You go and open the door and welcome guests as usual." Don't say a word. Otherwise, we'll smash your Dragon Ball Temple. You fix it once, we smash it once. ”

Miao Zhu looked at us with some fear, nodded and agreed: "I understand." Don't worry. ”

The temple opened the gate and welcomed the believers in. A few of us hid in Miaozhu's bedroom, looking out of the window.

These believers have incense in their hands, and they muttered to themselves, and what they said was nothing more than asking for the blessing of the gods.

As time passed, the number of believers here also increased, and people came and went, like a busy city.

I made a rough calculation of the merit box for the temple blessing. He was afraid that he would have to earn thousands of dollars a day. Hugh the blood.

I couldn't help but say, "That's a good deal." You don't have to do anything, you make a windfall. I'll do this in the future. ”

There were so many believers in the temple that no one noticed us at all. So the three of us swaggered out and started talking with the believers.

I knocked on the door and asked a few words about the origin of this dragon ball. The believers couldn't come up with a reason. All they know is that there is a dragon ball here, and it is extremely powerful. As for what Dragon Ball has done, they don't know.

At noon, Miaozhu cooked a meal and invited us to eat together. We asked about Dragon Ball. The temple is also vague, similar to the villagers' statement.

I looked at Miaozhu strangely and asked, "Since you don't know the origin of the Dragon Balls." So where did you dig it up? How did you find that well? ”

Miaozhu asked again, "What well?" ”

I was even more curious: "You don't even know that well? Where did you find Dragon Ball? ”

Miaozhu mysteriously leaned over and said, "There are no dragon balls at all." The one enshrined on it is a glass ball, which I bought from a stall. ”

As soon as these words came out, we were all shocked.

I said, "Dude, don't lie to us, how can this Dragon Ball be fake?" ”

Miao Zhu sighed and said, "Several, I can see it too. You really want to get that dragon ball, and you don't have any intention of killing yourself. And I don't look at your countenance, you don't look like a great traitor. So, I might as well tell you the truth, there is no real Dragon Ball at all, so you don't have to go out of your way to get it. ”

Miao Zhu seems to be worried that we don't believe. He opened the drawer on the table and said, "Look, I have quite a few here." ”

I turned my head to see that there were more than a dozen glass balls in the drawer, all of which were exactly the same as the dragon balls enshrined in the main hall.

Miaozhu smiled bitterly and said, "Don't hide it, I was originally an unemployed vagrant. I don't have any ability at all, and I'm too lazy to eat, so this day is getting more and more difficult day by day. At that time, our village was called Dragon Ball Village, but no one had ever seen Dragon Ball. It's just that there is a legend that portrays Dragon Ball as very evil. So I had a twisted mind. ”

"I first pretended to be crazy a few days in advance, crazy and crazy, saying crazy things. It's a crazy nonsense, but it has to be catchy. Nine out of ten sentences are nonsense. What the sky is falling apart, the flood is on fire, you can make it up casually. The last sentence left is about Dragon Ball's rescue of suffering. The villagers were already looking for the Dragon Balls, and I heard this from a madman. I immediately took it seriously. ”

"I'm going to reveal a little bit more. Make up a stupid riddle. Let the villagers guess for themselves. They guessed while digging for Dragon Balls everywhere. After digging more than a dozen places, I finally guessed my riddle correctly and dug up the dragon balls. Hehe, I actually buried it in advance. They dug up the dragon balls themselves, so they were even more convinced that it was real. ”

"When the time comes, my madness will suddenly be cured. Then ask the villagers like idiots: What's wrong? These villagers thought that the Dragon Ball God possessed me and directed them to do this. So I built this Dragon Ball Temple and made me a temple celebrator. ”

I was amazed and said, "Your plan is good. But...... Isn't it a little too smooth? Isn't there anyone who doubts? ”

Miao Zhu smiled: "Of course some people have doubts. However, the village cadres can embezzle the project money when they build this temple, so they are all very happy. It's just that they didn't expect that after the construction was completed, I would get more money than them. As long as this temple is built. No amount of objection is useless. As long as there is a god, there will be people who will come to worship. ”

Xue Qian frowned and said, "That's not right. Since your Dragon Ball is fake, why did I drop it inexplicably when I went to get it? ”

Miao Zhu shook his head and said, "Then I don't know." Maybe sincerity is spirituality. The incense that the glass ball has been getting for a long time, and it will be able to manifest itself. According to what you say, I have to put on three more sticks of incense in the morning and evening, and I can't be lazy. ”