Chapter 18: The Flower of the Other Side
"My son didn't speak, I forgot, my son transferred 50,000 to me last time, so there is only 100,000 left." A hint of joy appeared on Xu Li's face.
Tang Wen explained: "Mom, I still have 100,000. ”
"What" Tang Jingyun couldn't sit still.
Xu Li also said solemnly: "Where did your money come from, don't tell me that you won the game again." ”
Tang Wen smiled and said, "Mom, you are so smart, that's right, you won the game again." ”
"Are you taking both of us for fools? It must be made clear today. Tang Jingyun glared at his son angrily.
Xu Li worried: "Son, tell the truth, if we do something illegal, we will turn ourselves in as soon as possible." ”
"Dad, Mom, I, okay, Qingfeng, Mingyue, show up to meet grandparents."
Tang Wen has no choice but to do this, this matter has to be said sooner or later.
"Daddy"
"Daddy"
Qingfeng and Mingyue walked out holding hands.
"Oh my God, these two children are so beautiful, they look like paintings." Xu Li was shocked when she saw Qingfeng and Mingyue coming out of Tang Wen's room.
Tang Jingyun exclaimed: "What I saw last night were these two children, and I thought they were hallucinations. ”
Tang Wen turned his head and smiled: "Demonstrate your spells and let grandparents open their eyes." ”
"Good (good)"
Xu Li interrupted: "Slow, what do these two children call you?" ”
Tang Wen said with a strange expression: "Eh, Dad." ”
"I didn't even see my daughter-in-law, I became a grandfather first." Tang Jingyun couldn't cry or laugh.
Tang Wen smiled and said, "It's not important, perform the spell first." ”
As soon as Tang Wen's words fell, the entire living room was full of flowers, competing for beauty, and it was very beautiful.
"Sister, this is not good-looking, look at me." Mingyue's fingers moved, and a beautiful woman flew in from the window, kneeling in front of Xu Li with a fairy peach in her hand.
The breeze was not willing to be lonely, his fingers moved, and the flowers turned into a pocket phoenix, dancing in the living room.
"Well, this girl can be my daughter-in-law." Xu Li didn't take the fairy peach, but took the hand of the beautiful woman and said such a sentence.
Mingyue's half-hung spell immediately became unstable, and the beautiful woman turned into a puff of green smoke and disappeared.
Tang Jingyun said happily, "Is this all true, I have two more fairy granddaughters, then I will play cards in the future, and I will win and not lose, hahaha." ”
Xu Li, who came to her senses, said in a deep voice: "What is the origin of these two little girls? ”
Tang Wen explained: "They were originally fairy children ordered by Taishang Laojun, and they were brought out by me by mistake. ”
Xu Li said worriedly: "Then will you offend him by doing this?" ”
"Don't worry, no, this, I'll tell you from beginning to end, the whole thing started with the interview a few days ago, when I was interviewing that day, I met a weirdo, he asked me to sign a contract, and then he gave me something called the Time Store, after I took over, I found that this Time and Space Store can trade with people in many worlds, not only historical figures, but also characters from movies." Tang Wen had no choice but to spit out the truth.
"Then have you seen Qin Shi Huang?"
"I sold him an elixir"
"What does the elixir smell like?"
"Yesterday you drank and died suddenly, and I gave you an elixir."
"What, if there is such a thing, then will I live forever."
"Yes"
"Don't interrupt the old soup, son, let me ask you, have you ever seen a peerless beauty, bring it back for your mother to see."
"Well, does Master Li count."
"Which Master Li?"
Tang Jingyun interrupted: "Oh, even Master Li doesn't know that it's the prostitute who got along with Yan Qing in the Water Margin." ”
"Prostitute, no, change another."
"Undefeated in the East"
"Is it Jon Chen's version?"
"No, it's the original, I used futuristic technology to turn her into a woman."
"Ahh
"Well, most of my clients are men."
"How can this be done, I want you to get Xi Shi, Diao Chan, Wang Zhaojun, Yang Guifei or something back within a month."
"Mom, I'm not a stallion."
Tang Jingyun said happily: "There are also Daji and Chang'e." ”
Xu Li said with an unkind face: "I will choose a daughter-in-law for our son, what are you excited about." ”
"I also choose a daughter-in-law for our son." Tang Jingyun's gaze wandered a little.
"Phew, shameless things, as long as the old lady is not dead, you dare to think crookedly, the old lady will directly get a bag of rat poison to poison you."
"You" Tang Jingyun's face was ugly.
"Dad, my mom was joking."
"You're wrong, she really dares to poison me, you were almost poisoned last time."
Tang Wen turned his head to look at Xu Li and said, "Mom, you really did this." ”
"Hmph, whoever asked him to find a mistress, poisoning him is already cheap."
"Nonsense, that female netizen is just meeting me and chatting."
"And then, open the room, dare you say that you didn't plan to do so."
"Eh, wife, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore."
"Hmph"
"Hahaha, Dad, Mom, you talk, I'll go out for a walk, Qingfeng, Mingyue, go." Tang Wen felt that at this moment, he was still wonderful.
Xu Li stopped: "Wait a minute, Qingfeng and Mingyue, come to grandma." ”
Qingfeng and Mingyue glanced at Tang Wen, and then jumped up and down to Xu Li's side.
Xu Li looked at the two of them: "She looks so good-looking, is it good to be a daughter-in-law to grandma when she grows up." ”
Mingyue raised her little face and asked, "Grandma, what is your daughter-in-law?" ”
Qingfeng blushed and said, "It's just to be a mother"
"Ah," Mingyue hurriedly covered her mouth.
"Mom, what are you talking about?" Tang Wen's face was a little unsightly, he didn't know how precocious these two children were, he didn't want to destroy his tall image in the hearts of these two children.
Xu Li ignored Tang Wen and continued: "Don't call Tang Wen Dad in the future, Tang Wen may not be as old as you." ”
"What's that called?"
"What's the call?"
"Mom, I'll go out first." Tang Wen couldn't stand it, his mother wanted to go crazy with her daughter-in-law.
"Don't worry about him" Xu Li pulled Qingfeng and Mingyue into the room.
Tang Wen suddenly frowned, and said to Tang Jingyun, "Dad, I went out beforehand." ”
"Go ahead, be careful."
"I will"
Out of the door, Tang Wen's figure disappeared in an instant, and appeared on the roof of the building in the next second.
"Zhao Yan"
"Shopkeeper"
"Your life has not been sold"
"You lied to me"
"What did I lie to you?"
"In my jurisdiction, there is a woman who is about to live for forty-eight years."
"Well, well, I lost it."
"Why don't you get it back?"
"You're Teaching Me to Do Things"
"Zhao Yan doesn't dare"
"Why don't you dare, you are sure to scold me in your heart now."
"Nope"
"Scold, scold, this matter is indeed my fault first."
"What about the flowers on the other side?"
"Found it"
"Where?"
"In a movie called "Looking for the Dragon"
"I've also seen this movie, but I don't know if the flowers on the other side of the movie are the same as the flowers on the other side of the Lechuan River."
"If you go, you'll know"
"Go now?"
"That's right"