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Yang Kun let out a long breath and tapped the enter key heavily with his fingers.

Ensuring sufficient manuscript storage is a necessary skill for home travel as an online author, staying at home all day on weekends to code words, and the inspiration exploded with nearly 20,000 words in six chapters, Yang Kun himself admired himself.

Severe lazy cancer patients are easy to me.

Pinched his sore neck, stood up, "twisted his neck and twisted his buttocks", and moved his stiff body.

The lights outside the window are on, the traffic is busy, and before you know it, it's night.

The mobile phone resting next to the speaker suddenly sounded the WeChat prompt sound of "Ding Dong", Yang Kun picked up the phone and saw that it was a message from Han Fatzi, saying that he accompanied his girlfriend, teammates and friends to watch three Warcraft movies in succession, and he almost vomited when he saw it, and he still had a Warcraft movie ticket in hand and asked Yang Kun if he wanted it.

Yes, of course.

Warcraft is feelings, feelings.

made an appointment to meet on the pedestrian street of the old place, and Yang Kun changed into a light sportswear and went out happily.

As soon as he walked out of the door of the building, he suddenly heard a loud "bang" behind him, which startled Yang Kun, and he was about to curse the stupid fork that threw objects in the air, and he was dumbfounded when he turned his head to look at the spot.

A man wrapped in a red and black tights imitating Spider-Man's costume and a creature more than a meter long like a raccoon wrestled together, punching me and punching each other's heads.

Yang Kun looked around, it was empty, there were no onlookers and no cameras, it didn't look like a strange live broadcast.

The little raccoon nimbly broke free from the confinement of "Spider-Man's" arms, punched "Spider-Man" in the jaw, and roared: "The space gem is back." ”

"It's useless to give you the space gem, it's better to leave it to me for safekeeping, Thanos won't hunt you down again."

"Dogs. ," the little raccoon screamed, kicking Spider-Man in the crotch, "If you hadn't brought in Thanos, we wouldn't have had to hide." ”

"Oh...... Ooh. ”

"Spider-Man" was hit by the key point, and immediately went limp, hunched over and clenched his legs and jumped around like springs.

As soon as the little raccoon opened his mouth to speak, Yang Kun was stunned, when did the raccoon also speak human language, and he was still fluent in English. The "Space Gem" also sounded quite familiar, and when I thought about it, I suddenly remembered that it seemed to be one of the Infinity Stones in Marvel.

Cool makeup, standard and fluent English, even the lines are decent, and the little raccoon's ruthless cutting off of his grandchildren's feet definitely doesn't look like a joke.

If it's really playing live broadcast, then the two guys in front of you are inevitably too expensive.

A thumb-sized oval gem slipped out of Spider-Man's waist, flashing with dazzling purple light, and rolled towards Yang Kun's feet.

"Boy, don't move, or I'll blow your head off." The little raccoon took out a firearm two or three times larger than the palm of his hand from the brown body armor and pointed it at Yang Kun in a loud warning.

Sen Leng's gun body was glowing with a metallic luster, Yang Kun's heart sank, and he replied in English: "Okay, I won't move." ”

Fortunately, Yang Kun usually likes to watch British and American dramas, and his spoken language is quite fluent, watching these two crazy people is not like playing live broadcasts, so it's better not to anger them.

The little raccoon pointed the gun at Yang Kun with his right hand, and quickly pulled out a metal rod from his waist with his left hand, about the length of a TV remote control, and with a flick of his wrist, the metal rod instantly turned into a cold blue lightsaber, as cool as a Jedi lightsaber.

The little raccoon pointed demonstratively at "Spider-Man" with a blue lightsaber in his hand, and shouted, "Wade, you'd better be honest, or I'll cut off your balls and throw them out of the galaxy." ”

Hearing the name "Wade", Yang Kun's mind flashed.

looks like Spider-Man's makeup, his name is Wade, is this guy in front of him playing Deadpool Wade Wilson? And this little raccoon who is jumping around and pointing a gun at himself is playing the raccoon rocket in "Guardians of the Galaxy"?

"Hey, little raccoon......" Wade broke Yang Kun's thoughts, crossed his arms to protect his crotch and walked towards the little raccoon.

"Stand back."

"Okay, okay, you win, I'll stand back," Wade pretended to raise his hands easily, "Little raccoon, do you want me to take a step back, or take two steps back, or keep walking backwards......"

"Don't talk nonsense, if I don't say stop, you will keep going."

Wade raised his hand, "Oh, little raccoon, you can't do this, I haven't eaten dinner yet, you know I only had a small sandwich for lunch, the food on your ship is terrible, Star-Lord has been away from Earth for so long that he has lost the taste buds of Earthlings......"

"Shutup," the little raccoon snorted, waving his firearm in his hand, "back off." ”

It wasn't until Wade stepped back far enough that the little raccoon put away his blue lightsaber, put the beam gun in his left hand, and cautiously walked towards the purple gems scattered on the ground.

Slowly crouching down to pick up the gem, a hint of joy appeared on the little raccoon's hairy face.

Wade took advantage of the moment when the little raccoon was distracted by the gem petting, quickly lowered his hands and pressed the teleportation device on his waist, and moved behind the little raccoon in the blink of an eye.

The little raccoon was startled, and without looking, he pulled the trigger with his backhand and shot out a white beam, Wade couldn't dodge the left ribcage and was completely penetrated, and the large hole in the bowl mouth was like a precise surgical cut.

Wade didn't snort after being shot, and threw the little raccoon to the ground, reached out to snatch the purple space gem in the little raccoon's hand, and one person and one raccoon scuffled together again.

The purple gem suddenly shone brightly, and the dazzling bright light instantly swept Yang Kun, Wade, and the little raccoon into the center of the light source point like a tornado, and in the blink of an eye, the two of them disappeared with a raccoon.

"Ahh

Yang Kun only had time to scream, feeling as if his whole body had been cut by countless blades, and the blinding white light almost blinded him.

I don't know how long it took, when Yang Kun opened his eyes again, Wade and Rocket Raccoon were still scuffling together in a posture of love and killing, and the surrounding environment had completely changed.

There are many vehicles parked in the narrow streets, several cars in front of them are blazing, the air is filled with a pungent smell of blood, and two steps behind Yang Kun, there are blood stains on the door of a white police car painted with a police badge, which looks shocking.

, is it really a space gem? Did you really cross over?

"Where is this stepping maddy?"

Yang Kun couldn't bear to roar, and Wade and the little raccoon stopped tearing.

Wade looked laid-back, while the little raccoons stared at each other with a wary expression.

"Boy, hand over the Space Gem." The two of them said almost in unison.

"What kind of space gem, I don't understand," Yang Kun shook his head, his face dazed, "Is it the purple gem you snatched?" ”

"Yes, hand it over."

Wade was about to rush over to catch Yang Kun, but a blue lightsaber appeared in front of him, and he forcibly stopped his forward action.

"Give me the Space Gem." The little raccoon hooked his fingers and said to Yang Kun.

"Not with me, don't believe me." Yang Kun raised his hands as he said and jumped on the spot, signaling that there was no place on his body to hide the gem.

The little raccoon was unmoved, pointed to Yang Kun's sweatpants and said, "The trouser pocket turned out." ”

Yang Kun turned out his trouser pockets on both sides according to his words, but they were still empty.

"It seems that the space gem really isn't on this kid." Wade crossed his arms and said in a moment's time.