Chapter 54: Tang Wen's Monologues
"You're all right?" Li Jing asked dumbfounded.
"Meet the King!"
"Meet the King!"
"Meet the King!"
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The heavenly soldiers stood up one after another and saluted Li Jing.
The six spider sisters standing on the side covered their mouths and snickered, these people had nothing to do at all, they were just stunned by the space virus, and the reason Tang Wen had already told them.
If the space virus of the Zetari infects an ordinary person, the cells will rub against each other to generate static electricity, and after a certain extent, an electric current will be generated, and the human body will not be able to bear it, so it will die, and float itself with the huge static electricity left in the corpse.
Now that it has been replaced by a heavenly soldier, it is different, even if it is only a meritorious heavenly soldier, its physique is enough to resist the space virus, and the space virus is helpless against the meritorious heavenly soldier.
But why did this strange thing happen, it turned out that when these meritorious heavenly soldiers burned the corpse of the Zeta Swiss soldier, they were too close, absorbed too many space viruses, and the current in the body reached a critical value, and they were directly coronaized.
In fact, I was corona, and I woke up after half an hour.
Originally, Tang Wen wanted to tell Li Jing the truth, and let Li Jing directly lead people away, but after thinking about it, when he encountered this kind of injustice, he didn't knock on it. casually offered a sky-high price, but I didn't expect Li Jing to agree.
Tang Wen really wanted to hug Li Jing and kiss him at that time, thanking him for contributing to the great cause of the Time and Space Store.
Of course, Li Jing didn't know all this, and it was impossible to know, he had already left the space-time store with 700 heavenly soldiers.
As for Tang Wen in the living room, he was holding a large bowl at the moment, doing an extremely unscrupulous thing, peeping.
"Wow wow, left, left, right, front, wow, no, this time it's a front and back attack!" Tang Wen looked at the inside of the bowl, his eyes shining.
Well, in fact, Tang Wen was watching Nezha fight with the Zetari space transport ship.
Now let's introduce the bowl in Tang Wen's hand.
Item: Purple Gold Bowl
Current holders: Fahai
Original Holder: Buddha
Function: Collect demons for special use, steal - first-class
Case: Fahai once used the purple gold bowl to steal many times - peep at Bai Suzhen
Once in Jinshan Temple, Fahai peeked at Bai Suzhen in front of Xu Xian, and said indifferently Young man, your wife is a monster! It can be seen that Fahai has reached the supreme realm of **** in his heart.
Regarding Fahai's behavior of gathering crowds in public to commit indecency, Tang Wen solemnly stated that the owner of the store did not know Fahai at all.
When the owner of this shop just happened to check the list of the best rental items in the time and space store, he found that Fahai's purple gold bowl was in the top ten of the list all year round, and he was curious, so he took it down and observed it.
The owner of the shop has never used the purple gold bowl to peep at Nuwa, the Queen Mother (the wife of the Jade Emperor), Jingwei, Chang'e (Hou Yi's wife), the Seven Fairies (the wife of the Cowherd), the sister of the Jade Emperor (Yang Jian's mother), the electric mother (the wife of Lei Gong), Jiang Ziya and his daughter-in-law, Deng Chanyu (the wife of Tuxing Sun), the old mother of Lishan, the Virgin of Jinlin, Yao Ji (Dayu's second wife), Nujiao (Dayu's original match), He Xiangu, Yunxiao Niangniang, Bixiao Niangniang, Qiongxiao Niangniang, Jade Rabbit, Twelve Golden Hairpins, Yin God Jade Girl, Magu, Jiuhe Goddess Hua Xu, Fuxian Bodhisattva, Manjushri Bodhisattva, Jizo King Bodhisattva, Lingji Bodhisattva, Dashi Zhi Bodhisattva, Sunshine Bodhisattva, Moonlight Bodhisattva, Houtu, Nine Heavens Xuannu, Xihe (Emperor Jun's wife), Weaver Girl (Dong Yong's wife), He Xiangu, Hundred Flowers Fairy, Peony Fairy, Shi Ji, Lishan Old Mother, Three Virgins (Agarwood Mother), Bai Suzhen (Xu Xian's wife).
Alas, accidentally exposed the list of harems that might probably appear.
As a joke, Tang Wen stopped his floating thoughts and set his eyes on the purple gold bowl again.
Nezha in the bowl is fighting with the remnants of the Zitari people a million miles away from the gate of time and space, and the reason why Nezha can run so fast is because of the Hot Wheels under his feet, this wheel is transformed by the ancient Qingluan Fire Phoenix, with a kick of 90,000 miles and a foot of 180,000 miles, which is faster than the speed of the monkey's somersault cloud.
Of course, given that the ancients had a relatively abstract understanding of the unit of measurement, the actual speed of Nezha's Hot Wheels should be much higher than 180,000 li.
At this time, Nezha was shuttling back and forth between the three space transport ships of the Zetarians at super high speed, like a monkey.
These transports also fully demonstrate how backward the technology level of the Zetarians is, and they don't even have a decent beam cannon. In the face of Nezha's provocation, the Zetarians continued to unleash ironclad dragons that stumbled like headless flies.
It's a pity that the lives of these iron-armored dragons are not very good, and they hit Nezha's hands and pounced directly.
After Nezha easily tore more than a dozen ironclad dragons, he felt bored, so he simply stood in the void with his eyelids slightly drooping, motionless, and let those ironclad dragons crash into him and disintegrate automatically.
Twenty minutes later, Nezha, who lost his patience, directly rammed the transport ship with his physical body, and the cyborgs inside the transport ship raised their alien flintlock pistols to shoot at Nezha.
Nezha stood still, letting these cyborgs for ten minutes, and the skin was not scratched at all.
Nezha also used these ten minutes to observe these cyborgs with his divine sense, and finally figured out that he had been fighting with the puppets, which made Nezha feel that he was humiliated, so he went crazy and used the law of heaven and earth, and smashed the transport ship into a thousand holes.
After killing a transport ship, Nezha simply let the Hot Wheels under his feet recover their bodies, one Qingluan, one Fire Phoenix, Qingluan Fire Phoenix screamed, and rushed towards the remaining transport ships.
It took less than five minutes for the terrifying flames to burn down the eight transports to the slag.
This made Tang Wen, who was watching the play, scold, this saboteur actually destroyed all the transport ships, and sold these things to the owner of the shop, which can be exchanged for a lot of good things, what a idiot with a brain full of muscles.
Hundreds of millions of light-years away, Thanos Temple, the commander of the Zetarians, Klescher, pointed to the image of Nezha in full swing and complained to Thanos: "Great Your Majesty, this enemy is too strong, and defeat in the war is inevitable. ”
Thanos, who was sitting on the floating throne, looked at Kleisher with a tired expression.
Kleesher continued, "This man will challenge His Majesty's position!" ”
Thanos' head jerked up, and two dazzling rays of light forced Kleescher.
Knowing that his death was near, Kleesher continued to babble about how powerful the enemies of the New World were, and how bad His Majesty's situation was.
Thanos was so crooked that he reached out and broke Klescher's neck.
Then he looked at Nezha in the picture, and said with blazing eyes: "This time, I will go out in person." ”
Nezha, who was hundreds of millions of light-years away, suddenly turned into a streamer and rushed into the sky, bursting a metal object suspended in the starry sky with one punch.
The picture in front of Thanos went straight black.
"Damn, I will never accept such a low-tech race in the future."