Chapter Forty-Eight: Human Ghost Illusion
Ma Feixiang and Niu Qiangdong nodded, both worried. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
When Zhen Can heard this, he exclaimed: "I didn't expect that the mainland still has such a tragic past, so in this way, aren't the Grim Reaper and others the first batch of human beings on the mainland?" ”
Hua Meimei nodded, and said a little gloomily: "Yes, I was also a member of the Death Sect at the beginning. ”
Zhen Can was stunned: "I didn't see that you look so young, you're more than a hundred years old!" ”
Hua Meimei said: "What's strange, I have become an immortal!" It's no problem to live another hundred years. ”
Zhen Can smiled: "Can your predecessors teach me the method of immortality?" ”
"No, this secret art will not be passed on."
"It's very simple, I worship you as a teacher."
"I'm sorry, I only accept female apprentices, and if you want to practice my skills, you must first go to the palace."
Zhen Can said disappointedly: "Then let's talk about it in a few days!" By the way, why are there only three major sects, why is no one coming to my big QQ gate? ”
Ma Feixiang said with a smile: "QQ Gate: Because of Yunma's retreat, the soul is not allowed to enter and the people are scolded back, so no one comes to see that no one cares about your life and death, so let's go to another door!" ”
Zhen Can glanced at him: "I just listened to Ma Zhangmen's words, it seems that Ma Zhangmen praised Wang Taimeng, if there is a chance to return to the original Obi planet and change back to his original identity, I don't know if Ma Zhangmen is willing to go back?" ”
Ma Feixiang said angrily: "Nonsense, of course I won't go back if I'm so successful here, I will have nothing when I go back, and the sect that I worked so hard to run will disappear in an instant, and no one will be so stupid." ”
"You're wrong." Niu Qiangdong said: "If I had to choose, I would like to go back." ”
"Of course." Ma Feixiang said with a smile: "You are a rich businessman on the planet Clois, give me your identity, and I am willing to go back, standing and talking without backache." ”
Niu Qiangdong said angrily: "Is there only fame and fortune in your eyes? Don't have family affection? I miss my family! ”
"Humph!" Ma Feixiang sneered: "It's ridiculous! I miss my family but often go to the crooked door! ”
"What about you, you went to the newly opened Ji Yuan Tianshuang Pavilion last night! Sorry to say me! ”
When Ma Xiaoyu heard this, he was angry: "Ah Can, let's go!" ”
"Okay, Xiao Se, go home and take a shower."
Xiao Se smiled and flew away at great speed.
"Take a bath? Hey, Xiaoyu, listen to your father's explanation! Ma Feixiang hurriedly chased after him.
"Hey, brother, you go and leave Ze Tian behind!" Niu Qiangdong woke up like a dream and chased after him.
"Hey, when will the three beauties of my door be rescued?!" Hua Meimei also chased after her.
Among the three masters, Hua Meimei is the fastest, because she is riding a black falcon, a bird that flies faster than a sword, but a little slower than the demonic beast Xiaose.
After a while, Hua Meimei came to Zhen Can's side, and the other two didn't know where they were.
"Master Hua, when I saw you, I suddenly remembered one thing, why didn't I go to participate in the demon eradication plan?" Zhen Can asked casually.
"She caught a cold, and I was afraid that she would drag her feet, so I refused her strong request, you wouldn't mind, right?" Hua Meimei smiled.
Got a cold again? Is this girl made of paper or does she go without clothes all day? I don't think she wants anything to happen to her, so let's make an excuse!
"I don't mind at all, I don't know if Ling Ai is better now, if it's not good, I can bring some fruit over to visit, I have a lot of research on colds, maybe I can help a little."
"Thank you for your concern, she's already fine and ready for the next event."
"That's good."
After a while, Zhen Can returned to QQ Gate.
Zhen Can's appearance shocked all the disciples, they never expected that Zhen Can would come back alive when he met the Demon King.
They all suspected that Zhen Can in front of them was a ghost and a demon, and the real Zhen Can had gone west.
Zhen Can didn't explain, because he knew that no one would believe his explanation, he waved his hand, and Ma Xiaoyu and Zhang Zetian on both sides stepped forward to testify and told what Zhen Can had fabricated, and then the three major masters also came to testify, and the disciples believed that this Zhen Can was that Zhen Can.
Then, Zhen Can discussed with the three major gate masters, gathered at the stadium tomorrow, and then went to the Death Sect to find Lei Bang and confront the two to find a solution to the problem. After the discussion, Ma Feixiang took Ma Xiaoyu away, Niu Qiangdong took Zhang Zetian away, and Hua Meimei left alone.
After everyone left, Zhen Can returned to his room and lay on the bed to rest, thinking back that the past two days were really thrilling, and he almost lost his life, but fortunately, he finally saved the day.
"Hey, that old man, why haven't I seen you speak for the past two days? Did you sleep again? You're too lazy, when can you be as diligent as me? Zhen Can crossed his legs and said to Grandpa Death.
"Don't mention it, I'm scared to death." Grandpa Death said.
"You're a ghost, you're afraid of a fart!"
"It's only ghosts that are afraid."
"What's the explanation?"
"You have to know that there are a lot of ghosts and demons on that South Demon Island, once you burp me, I will become a lonely ghost, and I may be captured by the goblins and become a puppet casually."
"Bah, can't you just hope for me?"
"No way, who called you weak."
"What? Am I weak? I'm a ninefold now, and I've also learned the Dao Absorption Dafa, and I've also absorbed the power of the puppet, so I can now keep up with the sect masters with my internal strength. ”
"Pull it down! Don't count your chickens before the eggs have hatched. ”
"How?"
"Your current situation is that your internal strength is too strong but the level does not match, how to say, it's like your stomach can only hold two bowls of rice, but you just ate three bowls of rice, plus ten buns and a bowl of soup."
"Damn, image, vivid, I said why do you always feel that the internal force in the body is expanding, it turns out to be supported, but it shouldn't matter, it's the same as food, just digest it, right?"
"Wrong, big mistake, wrong home, wrong so wrong, how can you be so wrong?"
"Stop, you're still addicted, aren't you? Believe it or not, I committed suicide? ”
"Count you ruthless."
"Bark."
"If you can't improve your level in a short period of time, your internal force will slowly match your level, in short, your internal force will gradually decrease."
"Damn, there's such a thing? There are so many continents, there are no surprises! ”
"There's no way, that's how the cultivation system in this continent is."
"Then if the level goes up, will the internal force automatically match and increase?"
"The beauty of thought."
"Of course it's beautiful, otherwise, can you still think of you, a bad old man? Cut. ”
"I seriously warn you, it's okay to call me an old man, but don't put a bad word in front of it." Grandpa Death said angrily.
"Earlier, I thought you liked it."
"Why do you think that?"
"Because I feel like you like to be abused."
"You like to be abused!"
"Alright then, dead old man......"
"Ahhh......hh
"Okay, old man, let's get down to business, how can I break through the ranks?"
"You are now the ninth level, the next one is the tenth level, and if you break through the tenth level, you can cultivate the Divine Body Realm, and you will begin to enter the fairy realm, so your future is very bright."
"Let's pull it down, empty talk will mislead the country, hard work will prosper the country, let's talk about how to break through the ninth layer and enter the tenth layer, hurry up, I feel that the small internal force is slowly flowing out of my body."
"There are only two ways to break through, one is to improve the internal force, you have too much internal force now, and you can no longer break through by internal force, so you can only use the second method, that is, to eat the breakthrough elixir."
"Breakthrough elixir? Where? ”
"Well, there should be all the major sects, and there is a god street in the Divine City under the Mountain of the Death Sect, which is also sold, so you still have a lot of choices."
"Hahaha...... That's too easy to do, wait until tomorrow to go to my master and ask for dozens of grains to eat. ”
"Pull it down, I estimate that if he has one grain, you will be happy to run and dozens of grains, are you very rich and motivated when you are a cloud horse?"
"What? There is a QQ door, and thousands of disciples don't have dozens of breakthrough elixirs? Then what kind of sect is opened, go home and open a wife. ”
"Other sects or a little bit but there are definitely not many here in Yunma, I have long heard that Yunma is depressed, has no intention of alchemy, and has no intention of teaching disciples, in addition to playing with women all day long, it is to eat, drink, and sleep, that is, to live like a walking corpse, which is basically equivalent to a waste person."
"Nonsense, my master is very motivated, isn't this still a retreat and cultivation?"
"Playing with women in retreat is real."
"Cultivate!"
"Playing with women!"
"Cultivate!"
"Shall we take a gamble?"
"How can you be sure?"
"Rush in and see if he's lying on top of the woman."
Zhen Can thought for a while and said: "Forget it, I've always respected the old and loved the young, girls under the age of fifteen never play, and old people over the age of seventy never play." ”
"Hahaha...... I've never seen anyone thicker than you. ”
"Tonghou, but, if Master doesn't go out tomorrow, how can I get the breakthrough elixir?"
"Aren't you going to the Death Sect tomorrow? Just go to Shencai Street to buy it openly. ”
"But I don't have any money, so what's the matter with that thing, it has to be a few dozen taels a grain, right?"
"Dozens of taels? You think of the beauty, a hundred taels of silver can buy the elixir from the first to the second, the higher you go, the more expensive it is, only you can't think of it, it can't be expensive without it, so you better prepare more! ”
"Damn, where are you going to prepare so much! Steal! ”
"Hey, don't tell me, it's a good idea."
"Steal? Your uncle, I'm so handsome, you let me steal something? How am I going to mess around if I get caught? Is there a shame in it? I'm a person who is ready to become an idol in the mainland, an idol steals things, what is the difference between this and those scumbags in the entertainment industry who cheat and suck du? Will there be a chance to turn over in the future? You're really my friend! Do you envy me for being handsome? ”
"Pull it down, don't be narcissistic, with me, are you still afraid of being seen?"
"You? Are you still useful? ”
"Just kidding, I'm a ghost, you're human, we've bonded so you're a ghost now!"
"Ghost people? I'm going, the same as the ghosts? ”
"That's pretty much why you can learn the art of human ghost transformation, and transform into a ghost at any time, so that you can steal things in a big way."
"I still have to learn illusion, I knew it wouldn't be that simple, let's say, where to grab the illusion cheats?"
"Don't rob it, you're already a ghost, so right now, what you actually need for illusion is a formula, as long as you silently recite the illusion formula, you can transform into a ghost, and then recite the illusion back to the mantra to restore your true body."
"Damn, what's the ink, speed."
"Okay, here it is, remember, concentrate on it......"
"I'm going to kill myself!"
"Come on, come on, transfiguration formula, medicine bodhisattva charm Buddha ghost."
"Take medicine to pounce on my sister? I took the chun medicine and knocked down the girl, I'll just remember it, smart, right? ”