"Little girl, you don't know how to pick bananas, do you?"

An enthusiastic aunt suddenly asked with a smile on the side.

Chu Yunxuan was stunned, turned her head and asked with a smile, "Then how should I choose?"

The aunt picked up a bunch of bananas in Chu Yunxuan's shopping cart and said with a smile:

"First of all, bananas can't be too coarse, it's easy to buy those that are sprayed and fertilized!"

"Secondly, look at the ones you picked, the color is still very green and hard, and they are not very ripe, and you have to put them for a long time when you go home to eat!"

"Finally, you can't buy too many bananas, they can go bad easily!"

Chu Yunxuan smiled a little embarrassedly: "Uh...... I'm not here to eat!"

The aunt was stunned for a moment, then her eyes widened, as if she was looking at an alien, and looked up and down.

"Oh, it's not for food!"

"Little girl, you're not married yet, are you? Auntie is from here, you can't use bananas, it's easy to soften and break!"

"You go to the vegetable section over there and buy eggplant cucumbers! Especially the prickly cucumbers, which are very good!"

"In the past, some people used to use lotus root, drainage and ventilation, but I tried it, and the lotus root was too big to bear!"

......

Chu Yunxuan was momentarily stunned.

This Nima ......

It's an old driver!

The speed of the train is like a train, and it is dirty......

"Uh...... I'm young, just bananas! Thank you, Auntie, for your advice!"

Chu Yunxuan casually took another bunch of relatively large bananas, and was about to leave.

The aunt looked at it with a smile, although she couldn't see her appearance when she wore a mask, but she really didn't have to pick this figure!

The butt is not big, but it is really round and warped, and it will definitely give birth to a son.

So......

The aunt hurriedly chased after him with a banana.

"Little girl, this is your banana!"

"Thank you!" Chu Yunxuan smiled reluctantly.

It's because I'm too shy that I wear a mask to the supermarket.

If someone recognizes you, it's embarrassing.

As a result, who knew that I met such a 'big dirty demon' like a passionate aunt.

"Little girl, I see that you seem to be in good shape, why don't you have a boyfriend? My cousin's eldest nephew from afar is not married after graduating from his doctorate, and he has a house, a car and a deposit, do you want to introduce ......?"

Chu Yunxuan immediately retorted: "Thank you, auntie, I'm so sexy and beautiful, will I have no man?" It's just that he has been on a business trip recently, and I want to use bananas to practice ventriloquism by myself, so that I can serve him more comfortably and make the life of the husband and wife more harmonious!"

A wave of hard scolding of the aunt made her unable to speak.

Chu Yunxuan pushed the shopping cart and walked towards the non-staple food area unhurriedly.

When you move into your new home, your life has to change.

In the past, when I went to the supermarket, I bought whatever vegetable oil was discounted.

Nowadays, you can buy whatever stir-fry is delicious and healthy.

If you have money, you should also improve your quality of life!

No, Chu Yunxuan hasn't finished shopping in the supermarket yet, and the largest shopping cart is already full.

Pay for it and send it to the car, and then come back to buy it.

After two trips back and forth, Chu Yunxuan's third shopping cart was finally empty.

Came to the checkout area again, and when waiting in line for the checkout, Chu Yunxuan saw a little couple.

The woman was queuing, blushing and embarrassed.

Her boyfriend kept patrolling the shelves, and it turned out that he was buying a set.

"Honey, do you want to be ultra-thin or convex?

"Oh, I'm ashamed, you can choose a box at random!"

The little girls were so ashamed that they buried their heads and didn't dare to see anyone.

Chu Yunxuan stood behind and squinted her eyes.

There are quite a lot of brands!

There are both men and women, and what are ultra-thin, long-lasting, smooth, and threaded......

Isn't it something that protects both parties and avoids pregnancy?

There are so many categories?

That......

Which one will Brother Jay like?

This thing, it shouldn't be different from person to person, it will have different sizes, right?

Chu Yunxuan was secretly thinking in her heart, and when it was her turn to check out, she immediately pointed to the shelves and asked:

"What type of stuff is most comfortable?"

The cashier was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "This should be asked of your lover, right?

Chu Yunxuan shook her head.

The cashier replied casually while busy:

"Then choose the double slip type, it's easier to adapt to the first use!"

Chu Yunxuan nodded slightly, leaned closer, and asked shyly:

"But my lover is bigger, oh no, it should be very big, how should I choose?"

When she said this, Chu Yunxuan's face turned red.

Inexperienced!

It's embarrassing.

The cashier was also speechless, but the middle-aged woman in the queue behind casually took a box for Chu Yunxuan.

"This thing is very elastic, no matter how majestic it is, the medium size is enough!"

Chu Yunxuan was embarrassed and thanked her: "Thank you!

"Once raw and twice cooked, buy more in supermarkets and pharmacies, don't buy online, cheap and not good, there are trachoma loopholes and you are pregnant, if you are unhygienic and get sick, then you will suffer!"

The middle-aged woman, who can be called an 'old driver', kindly reminded her.

Chu Yunxuan thanked again and again, and after checking out and paying, she pushed the cart and didn't go far, so she quickly hid the box in the shopping bag.

Although he is wearing a mask, he is still easy to recognize by people who are particularly familiar.

Nervously came to the underground garage all the way, after Chu Yunxuan loaded everything into the car, she hid in the car and gasped for breath.

Buying bananas embarrassing......

It's even more embarrassing to buy a set......

Usually as a sales director, where is that majestic and ruthless?

Why is she so shy like a little girl now?

"No, I have to mature and be an intellectual woman!"

After Chu Yunxuan made up her mind, she drove back.

Halfway through, she encountered a traffic light and stopped, and for more than a minute, Chu Yunxuan simply clicked on the big god shot.

Unlike other platforms, anyone can upload videos to start live broadcasts.

The great god shoot is quite alternative.

No fame, no strength, no originality...... You can't be a creator at all.

And if you want to broadcast live, you have to apply.

As the saying goes, there are no more than three things.

Bai Fengling did not broadcast live tonight, and the dispute between her and her family has set off a storm of public opinion on the Internet.

About family affection and money, filial piety and quality...... All kinds of topics simply made netizens chat.

Although they all hate Wei and Bai Junhao, there are still some people who feel that Bai Fengling has a high income and should help the family, but most people seem to be more extreme, thinking that Bai Fengling has done her best and should not be enslaved anymore.

Bai Fengling didn't broadcast live, but her popularity and fame have ranked first.

And the stars of tonight's live broadcast are not small.

is a popular little fresh meat in China, who can sing and dance and looks handsome, and is said to have tens of millions of fans.

"Oh my God, Brother Jie is so good, can you actually invite him to start a live broadcast? And upload so many solo short videos!"

Chu Yun glanced at the live broadcast room.

I was not attracted by the handsomeness of Xiao Xianrou, but I kept flying the little red envelope logo, which was too eye-catching.

No way!

There are too many female brain-dead fans!

While driving, I listened to him sing and occasionally glanced at his hot dance.

"That's a lot of hard work! How much did Brother Jie give him?"

Waiting for the green light again, Chu Yunxuan withdrew from the Great God Auction and sent a message to Wu Jie> "Brother Jie, are you still working overtime tonight?" I see that there is a little fresh meat in the Great God Auction, the traffic will definitely explode tonight, how much did you spend to invite him?"

After sending the message, Wu Jie did not reply in seconds.

Chu Yunxuan arrived home, moved all her things upstairs and was packing up, and Wu Jie replied.

"I'm fighting an online war, and I didn't spend any money to ask him!"

Cyber warfare?

Chu Yunxuan was stunned.

Who is so bold as to dare to attack the gods on the Internet?