Chapter 023: Sales pitch at the tournament
I saw that the paper suddenly wrote: "Ge Guangpei's strategy plan......
I have seen the underwear show of my senior sister today......
Within three days, let the senior sister get used to this kind of physical visual contact......
Within seven days, I found a hot day to take my sister to swim, and applied essential oil to her back on the pretext of breaking her skin......
Within half a month, he found a group of ruffians to block the way, stepped forward, injured the sensitive parts, and asked the senior sister to take medicine......
It hurt for seven days in a row, so that the senior sister can get used to this kind of physical contact......
Find a romantic setting for a month ......"
Ye Zhou has a black line, how to explain this?
This "strategy plan" was discovered by Ge Guangpei when he went to Ye Zhou's handwriting three months ago to compare it, and now seeing that Ye Zhou had nothing to say, the disappointment in his eyes deepened. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Ye Zhou, do you know? Since I was a child, because of my strong personality, I didn't have many friends, let alone true friends, and I have been very lonely since I was a child, until I met Senior Brother Gan five years ago.
How important is the sword competition between the Western Sect and the Eastern Sect, but Senior Brother Gan is willing to let me when the sword is competing, and that is the first time I feel that someone is good to me.
And five years later, like Senior Brother Gan, you trust me unconditionally, without any strings attached, increase my salary income, know that I like to dress up, have good fragrance and cosmetics, think of me immediately, and give me birthday gifts.
That box of cosmetics was lent to me, I'm afraid you didn't even think about collecting money, right?
That's why I raised you to almost the same position as Senior Brother Gan.
For so many years, except for my father and mother, no one really cared about me, including Master, who favored me very much, but valued my martial arts talent and my ability to win glory for the Western Sect.
If one day she finds out that I can't bring glory to Xizong, like this time, she will become ruthless.
So, you know how important you and Senior Brother Gan are to me?
But how can you do this to me? How can you be so unscrupulous for your ends?
Senior Brother Ye, when you were thinking about this plan, didn't you think about how I would be hurt?
Twenty whips, expelled from the sect, it's nothing, I'm not afraid of Ge Guangpei, but how uncomfortable I feel now, do you know? ”
Ge Guangpei's tears flowed down, wiped them hard, his bloodshot eyes became indifferent, and he reached out and took out two ingots of silver from his arms and handed them to Ye Zhou.
"Ye Zhou, this is the money I owe you, a total of twenty taels, a lot of money for you, didn't you say that you want to go to the back mountain of the Sword Lake Palace? I have asked Senior Brother Gan to take you there, and from now on, we will not owe each other. ”
With tears in the corners of his eyes, Ge Guangpei left first with his sword.
Gan Guanghao followed, Gong Guangjie smiled smugly at Ye Zhou, and left with two Eastern Sect disciples following Gan Guanghao and Ge Guangpei.
The five of them left, leaving Ye Zhou alone, scratching his head, and looking at the "Strategy Plan" in his hand again.
"Grass, what's going on, before you get out of the school, you die first?"
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"It's really cheap Ye Zhou's kid, and so is Senior Sister Pei, she let that kid go so easily."
When Gan Guanghao and Gong Guangjie returned to the Eastern Sect, a disciple of the Eastern Sect immediately complained dissatisfied.
Gan Guanghao sneered: "What if you let that kid go today?" Tomorrow I promise to keep that kid from seeing the sunset. ”
Gan Guanghao has always been kind and pleasant in front of Ge Guangpei, but now his face is pale, Ge Guangpei easily let go of Ye Zhou, and his anger is more than Gong Guangjie and the three combined.
Gong Guangjie saw Gan Guanghao's thoughts, and said with a smile: "Senior brother, deal with that kid, how can you still use senior brother to do it yourself, isn't it me in a group with that kid tomorrow?" It seems that our East and West Sect has not been killed for three consecutive sessions, right? It's kind of boring. ”
Gan Guanghao nodded grimly: "Okay, it's up to Senior Brother Gong tomorrow, I'll do the aftermath, as long as Senior Brother Gong kills that kid, Senior Brother won't treat you badly in the future." ”
Gong Guangjie immediately said, "Thank you, senior brother." ”
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The next day, Ge Guangpei packed up his things and left the sect, her father and mother were supposed to go up the mountain to send money, but now they had to help Ge Guangpei down the mountain, Ye Zhou wanted to send it, but seeing Ge Guangpei's indifferent expression, he had to dispel this idea.
"Senior sister, I still say that, not my secret." Ye Zhou stood on the hillside and shouted at Ge Guangpei on the mountain road below, and after shouting, he returned to the sect.
On the other side, the five-year big competition between the East and West Sects officially began.
In addition to the people of the Western Sect gathering in the Jianhu Palace, the two sects also invited the predecessors and local celebrities from all over the Dali Kingdom to come and witness the results of the Great Competition. The Sword Lake Palace was full of people for a while.
"Master, why didn't Senior Sister Mao come?" Ye Zhou didn't see Mao Qingqing among the disciples of the Western Sect, which was a little strange.
"She quit the sect and went down the mountain this morning." Xin Shuangqing said casually.
Ye Zhou frowned, it was not much of a surprise, with Mao Qingqing's current situation, his martial arts were abolished, his reputation was notorious, and it was difficult to gain a foothold in Xizong again.
At this time, Gan Guanghao, a disciple of the Eastern Sect, finished his speech on behalf of the Eastern Sect, and the audience burst into warm applause, Xin Shuangqing's face was ugly, and looking at the excitement of those guests, it was clear that they were all optimistic about the Eastern Sect.
Just as he was about to get up to speak on behalf of Xizong, Ye Zhou hurriedly stopped: "Master, didn't you say that I would speak?" Don't worry, I will definitely steal the limelight of Dongzong for Master. ”
"Who wants to steal the limelight with Dongzong." Xin Shuangqing said disdainfully, but he didn't stop Ye Zhou, before Ye Zhou came to Jianhu Palace, he had already said that his plan was at least better than his own routine.
Ye Zhou smiled slightly, strode onto the high platform, and spoke loudly.
"Hello everyone, I am a superior disciple from the Boundless Sword Western Sect, Ye Zhou, and also today's participating disciple, here I represent the Infinite Sword Western Sect, on behalf of the Xin Sect, welcome everyone's arrival, our Western Sect has specially prepared a small gift for all the guests, I hope you don't dislike it."
Ye Zhou clapped his hands three times, and the Red Sword Pavilion sisters each walked in with a tray, and each of them had a gift box on the tray.
The sisters handed the gift boxes to the seniors and local fame who came to watch the battle.
"What are they? It's weird stuff. The head of the Iron Spear Gate opened the gift box and took out a tube, his face full of doubts.
The master of Yaowangmen, who was sitting next to him, immediately said: "That's toothpaste, I saw it yesterday in the Bazicheng Inn, the upper room of the Bazicheng Inn is not equipped with honey locust water, ointment or something, it is all with what shampoo, toothpaste, I used it last night, and the effect is very good." ”
"How good is it? It wouldn't be any better than the shampoo you concocted, dude, right? "The owner of Iron Sword Mountain Villa didn't believe it.
"Why, look at my teeth, touch my hair? I hate to admit it, but it's better than the ointments I used to make. ”
Speaking of this, the master of the Medicine King Sect looked at Ye Zhou: "Ye Shaoxia, I heard that you are the master of Shenzhou's makeup, can I ask you, how do you match those toothpastes and shampoos?" ”
"No problem, the owner of the door can afford it, and the younger generation will know everything." Ye Zhou said in his heart, the formula is written on the package, there is no modern technology, and you can't be told that you can't deserve it.
"Hahahaha." When the master of the Medicine King Sect heard Ye Zhou so bold, he was immediately impressed, and said loudly: "No matter what the result of today's big competition is, Ye Shaoxia, this friend, the master of this sect has made a decision." ”
Ye Zhou smiled humbly, walked to a monk again, folded his hands and bowed: "Master Huiguang, because your temple is all monks, it is not equipped with shampoo, please don't blame the master." ”
Before Ye Zhou came, he asked Xin Shuangqing about the information of the people attending the martial arts competition, Xin Shuangqing in order to increase the income of Xizong, also supported Ye Zhou to take the opportunity to sell, not to mention that sending it out in the form of a gift will not only not lose face, but also highlight the generosity of Xizong, why not do it.
"No blame, no blame, Ye Shaoxia did this, it is a matter of course." Master Huiguang immediately returned the salute.
"However, I specially sent ten packs of vegan fairy noodles to the monks of your monastery, although the four major monks are empty, but before they really became Buddhas, monks are also people.
I couldn't bear to see that the monks eat vegetarian food every day, and the taste was monotonous, so I wanted the master to try the vegan fairy noodles launched by our Shenzhou Noodle Restaurant, if it fits the taste, it can be used to improve the food in the temple in the future.
This can be regarded as a small contribution I have made to the Buddhist family to purify all sentient beings. ”