Chapter 5: How Perverted Is the Canteen War (Part I)

There was once a student who couldn't eat it and threw the food to the small animals in the experiment, and found that the small animals vomited one by one, and finally fell to the ground......

There was once a student who was so hungry that he ran to the pet room to steal the pet's rations, but he didn't expect to be out of control, and then he was caught and locked up in the pet room for three days. )。

These are very common, and some strange ones make people speechless, for example, once a student ate the loser package for half a year, and then found that he had grown 5 cm taller, which made him overjoyed, and after eating for half a year, he always thought that the meal was mixed with stones, and scolded the dean of the college for half a year. Now that I think about it, I really can't stand his old man.

Later, I learned from the college that a large number of calcium tablets were added to the original package, but the quality of the calcium tablets was good and too hard, which made the students think that it was a foreign body, but in fact there was no problem at all.

There is also a very thin student who also found that he weighed 10 kilograms because of this meal, which made him happy for several days, although he is still the same thin, but the weight increase shows that his muscles have become much heavier than before.

Although the loser set meal has so many benefits, the taste is only accessible to the hungry, so no one wants to eat it until it is absolutely necessary, so you can imagine the fierceness of the students fighting for food in the cafeteria.

The canteen of the junior department of the Super Star United Academy, as one of the main battlefields of the academy's popular competition, has security personnel on guard at any time to respond to emergencies at any time.

At 12 o'clock at noon, the hundreds of crystal lamps in the canteen are much brighter than usual, and the rows of bread, snacks, drinks, and lunch boxes at the center of the canteen are stacked neatly......

A small team appeared at the fourth entrance of the cafeteria, a total of five people, three men and two women, with black and white light school uniforms.

At this moment, the five of them rushed over at such a fast speed that the air around them made a sound of zzi, and the figure had just reached the middle of the canteen hall and turned to rush in the direction of the cafeteria aunt.

"Hehe, it's really cool that we're here again today!"

"We're professionals, haha, let's see what top delicacy is today!"

The five students directly got five top-notch delicious lunches, and they didn't dare to stop longer, and then ran to the back of the cafeteria.

"Hehe, it's good to run fast, every time the best is taken by them, and others can only choose the rest of them." An aunt said with a smile, and then put the food that had been messed up before neatly again.

"The five of them were the fastest runners in the junior department, and they arrived first every time, and the other students arrived after 10 seconds." After finishing speaking, an aunt stared at several entrances to the cafeteria, "Look, it's coming soon." ”

Pedal Pedal ......

The alloy floor of the cafeteria was trembling, which made the canteen aunts suddenly feel nervous, and the big army was coming!

Gate No. 4 rushed out first, a group of people, all of them very angry, "Damn, these bastards, relying on their speed, take the lead every time." ”

Then Gate 3, Gate 2 and Gate 1 all rushed out with a large crowd of students.

"Damn, even the dolls from Class E and Class F have arrived, what are you still in a daze, hurry up!"

"Let's grab the top package first!"

Suddenly, the crowd was in chaos, and they all rushed towards the frightened canteen aunts.

"Be careful, be careful, be careful!" The aunts warned over and over again, not only for the sake of the students, but also for themselves, this scene was too terrifying, and a person who was not careful to make a human life would laugh to death.

"Two big cow sets plus two eggs and a big sausage."

"Auntie give me a share...... A large set of curry rice with vanilla drink. ”

"I'm going to ...... I'm going to...... No...... Don't squeeze, I haven't ordered it yet, don't squeeze, I haven't ordered it yet! ”

The students in front of them are shoulder to shoulder, foot on foot, one by one with teeth and claws, spitting stars flying, the people in front get lunch but can't go back, can only squeeze out from the side, and then find that the side is full of people, one by one is still squeezing inside, and the people behind have to squeeze to the front, this situation has to fight all kinds of tricks.

"Your grandmother's hammer has stepped on Lao Tzu's feet!"

"Which one of the damn shameless ones, touch you and beep!"

"Damn, whoever farted, I'll beep your ancestors for eighteen generations!" Suddenly, the crowd was disgusted, and the scolding became thicker, but there was no most shameless, only more shameless.

"In the back, I'll turn my face when I pick up my pants again!" A student set up a lunch on the table, only to find that his butt was cold and scolded.

Such a chaotic and filthy scene lasted less than 5 seconds, and two people rushed out at the No. 1 entrance, it was Ji Xiaoyu and Lu Ping, and the two looked at each other at this time, and they suddenly felt helpless.

"You shouldn't sleep, it's like this in a few seconds late." Lu Ping sighed, seemingly dissatisfied with today's result.

This kind of scramble for lunch happens once a day, and if it's a few seconds late, it's basically a bad taste, and if you're lucky, you'll get an encouragement course, and if you're unlucky, you'll be left with the loser's course.

"Fight!" Ji Xiaoyu spat and called Shang Lu Ping to squeeze in towards the mountain of people, but at this time, the number of students had reached an astonishing number, if it weren't for the fact that the students were all nucleocrystals, even if they had broken arms and legs, they wouldn't be able to die, and they were really afraid of killing people.

Lu Ping followed Ji Xiaoyu to squeeze desperately in the back, but he couldn't squeeze in at all, he barely squeezed in a little bit for half a day, and then he was squeezed out inexplicably, seeing that it was impossible to squeeze in honestly, Ji Xiaoyu gave Lu Ping a look.

"Really?" Lu Ping knew what Ji Xiaoyu was talking about, and suddenly felt a chill in his heart, and then shouted softly: "Will it be angry?" ”

Ji Xiaoyu shook his head with a decisive look, and the light in his eyes told Lu Ping sincerely: "Believe me, no problem." ”

"It seems that this is the only way to go." Lu Ping's face was tense, and he looked like he wanted to give up, but when he saw Ji Xiaoyu's trusting face, he took out his mobile phone (in fact, the name is better than the communication elf...... ), point out one of the carefully selected songs, and turn up the sound to the maximum!

Music on!

I only heard a sound from the crowd from somewhere else, the sound was very rhythmic, sometimes high and sometimes low, high-pitched makes people have a ten-finger tension, low makes people feel hearty......

"Ouch, is there any mistake, who is this, I really saw his beep......"

"Wow, no wonder it stinks, it's embarrassing!!"

"This ...... Isn't this going to be someone who was squeezed out? ”

The crowd was furious, covering their noses and glaring at each other, wondering who was so nasty, and then alerted each other, and many students avoided each other, consciously or unconsciously, because they couldn't accept the disgusting sound and the rotten egg smell it bringed.