Chapter 120: Four questions to test the son-in-law
"Dad, it's just eavesdropping and talking about me, why don't you ask me to listen?" An Zhi came in directly and said to his father, and promised the people in the house a blessing.
Ximian, Lin Although, and Zhang Ya turned to look at her, ouch, this, this, this girl is too beautiful, the Huang family hides such a good daughter, it is so beautiful. No wonder Huang Yi is picking and choosing for her.
But Zhang Ya knows in his heart, and You Tong is also picking and choosing. Don't look at the fact that he is a veteran of Wu Yuanji who has fallen into trouble, and his thesis on martial arts is really not comparable to ordinary posterity.
Xi Mian took a look, such a stunning woman, unbelievable. said to Huang Yi: "The appearance of your daughter is shocking. If you really want to be a peddler, you will have a lot of money in an instant, and after 30 years, you will be able to become a god. ”
As soon as these words came out, Huang Yi's lips trembled in shock. God, my mother!
The eldest brother Xue Ping was in the Jin Tan Huss General of the Yicheng Army, and the three dealers of Chaoge were all canonized as gods.
What kind of character is that, and what kind of strategy are people?
Wangxiao pacified the thieves in Shenqiu, and the "Five Thieves" played on the stage became a must-read article for county officials in Datang Prefecture. Those who are businessmen, generals, and officials, who don't know, who doesn't know. Our Xiangyun can also be a god, but that's it, ouch, how big a character should it become?
Having said this, Huang Yi basically decided half of it, and said: "This You Tong, I want to ask him three things in person, if two things don't work, don't mention him in the future, choose another one to listen to." ”
Zhang Ya said: "When the old man asks, don't say three things, even ten things, you should also ask." Karma is determined, whether it will succeed or not, it depends on his own creation. I'll go to the Yuansheng Palace and call him. ”
Before Zhang Ya's words fell, he only heard Huang Jing of the second family outside the door shouting: "Grandpa, grandpa, someone is fighting with the eldest brother on the street." ”
"Oh, what kind of fanatic, tell grandpa to see. Huang Yi was taken aback.
The housekeeper Huang Gui was surprised, who dared to fight with Major General Huang Zhao?
The Taoist of the West, the Chaoge Bee Nonglin, and the nectar god Zhang Ya were also startled, and followed Huang Yi to look outside the courtyard gate.
When I arrived at the courtyard gate, I saw that the neighbors of Huangyan Village had surrounded a lot. Huang Zhao fought with a twenty-six or seventeen-year-old man, and Huang Yi saw that they were playing chess, and they looked very good. waved his hand to the west and Zhang Ya: "Leave them alone, let me see, it's strange and beautiful." ”
Ximen and Zhang Ya glanced at it and hurriedly retreated to the courtyard.
This man took a short whip for driving a carriage, about five feet long, and flew up and rolled up, and it also made a "snap" sound. Huang Zhao is the overlord with double whips, and his left and right hands fly in turn.
This man is eight feet tall, his fair face is slightly tanned, he has a melon seed face, handsome eyebrows, broad shoulders, a large arm span, and a six-inch-long beard fluttering in the wind.
Against Huang Zhao's overlord double whip, the dodge was moderate, and the attack was fast, and Huang Zhao couldn't beat him by a few points. Looking at his appearance, it was obvious that Huang Zhao was in tune. Estimated to feel much bigger and make smaller.
Huang Zhao saw his grandfather come out, and suddenly came to his senses. It's like a different person, and suddenly jumps as high as it gets.
His left overlord whip was whipped directly into the man's leg. Without waiting for the man to answer, the right overlord whip also pulled towards his leg. The man jumped to dodge a whip, and the other foot was about to fall, when he saw another whip on the ground, and there was nowhere for the foot to fall. was immediately knocked to the ground by Huang Zhao.
The man jumped up and shouted: "What a cross, my master will come over and snatch your double whip with one hand." Do you believe it or not?"
Huang Zhao stiffened his neck: "Fart, Qingzhou South Gate, how much did I knock over, do you understand?"
At this time, Huang Yao ran out: "Zhao'er, be bold." Who told you to be a murderer on the street? Go back and walk for half an hour, and go. ”
Huang Yao roared, and twisted Huang Zhao's ears over and over again.
Huang Zhao bared his teeth, wrapped in tears, and hurriedly forged: "Dad, he is unreasonable." We bowed, and he kicked the cowhide bow to the house, and he didn't pick it up, but he had to compete to decide. He lost and told him to go to the house to pick it up. ”
Huang Gui hurriedly came over and pulled Huang Zhao over: "Young Master, what the young general said makes sense, don't worry about it." ”
Huang Yao roared angrily: "Zhao'er, you must squat and walk today, otherwise, hum." ”
After he finished speaking, he rushed back to the courtyard in a rage.
When the neighbors of the village looked at it, they talked about it: "My mother, every child in the old Huang family can get a general, see if Huang Yao is there? ”
Someone muttered: "There are also Huang Zun and Huang Tong." I rely on it, they all go to the battlefield, and I don't take all the town generals in Qingzhou to the Huang family. ”
There are also women who join in the fun: "You don't know, General Huang's goddaughter, that Anzhi, is also very powerful." She wants to go to the battlefield, and she can't do it, like Xue Jinping and Mu Zishu. ”
"Just looking at his father being so strict, he knows that his strict father is a tiger. "There are old people who are also sighing.
Huang Yi looked at this man, and was stunned there for a while, he was born so mighty, rare. Just as he was about to go up to ask, the west Taoist laughed, and came over and pulled the strong man: "Don't see General Huang yet." ”
The man knelt down on one knee and shouted: "Commander You of Chaozhou, I have seen General Huang." ”
When Huang Yi heard this name, he gasped, took a step back, and hurriedly stepped forward to help: "Ouch, I said where is the hero? It turned out to be You Jinling, hurry, hurry, there is a please." ”
As soon as Huang Yi turned around, he saw An Zhifei running into the yard as if he was secretly amused, and thought to himself: "Ghost girl, this time you fell in love." ”
"Grandpa, he hasn't picked up the cowhide bow for me yet. Huang Zhao ran up and grabbed Huang Yi.
"Old Gui, move the ladder. Where can Huang Yi care about talking to him about this, and beckoned the housekeeper to pick it up.
When he arrived at the back hall, he asked You Tong to sit down. Huang Yi asked him three questions one by one. This is called the old man's examination of his son-in-law, and the practice of the people of the Tang Dynasty looking at their future sons-in-law.
The first question is, the Dragon Boat Festival needs to be inserted, and I found that there was no wormwood planted at home this year, and the old wormwood released last year was eaten by insects, what should I do?
You Tong thought about it for a long time, but he didn't answer. Zhang Ya also felt that this question was difficult to answer. Nishion chuckled slightly, unable to tell him the answer. Although Lin didn't seem to understand, it was a little sad.
The second problem is that the poor people in the north go to the south to tear down the temples and find that the walls are full of rice from decades ago, and they have all thrown it away. The poor in the south are robbing one after another, why?
Nishime began to laugh. Although Lin thought for a while and slapped his thigh, he just looked at You Tong and didn't dare to say the answer. No matter what Zhang Ya thinks, he has no clue.
You Tong thought for a while and said with certainty: "The rice is not rotten, so the southerners want to grab it." ”
"Yes, that's a good answer. Your ancestral home is Chaozhou, this is not difficult for you. Huang Yi nodded.
The third problem is that a ginger seller and a garlic seller go to Anxi to sell. The ginger seller starved to death in Anxi, and only the garlic seller returned home. Why?
This question, Nishion was also stunned. Lin Although and Zhang Ya couldn't figure it out. You Tong thought about it for a long time, but he didn't think of the answer, and was about to give up.
Suddenly, Huang Zhao laughed at the door: "Stupid, the more the ginger is cooked, the spicier it becomes, I can't eat it, and I don't starve to death." “
After this reminder, You Tong remembered it and hurriedly said: "Garlic is cooked and noodles, so you can't die of hunger." ”
"Okay, okay. Zhao'er, don't make trouble, go play with your cowhide bow. Huang Yi glared at his grandson.
Huang Zhao stuck out his tongue and ran out. Looking at it again, An Zhi flashed outside, and Huang Yi shouted: "Xiangyun, you let Zhao'er make trouble, that question just now doesn't count." You are not allowed to participate. ”
Anzhi saw that her father had discovered her, and she had no choice but to walk away.
To fill up a question, Huang Yi said: "Cats and dogs race to walk in the desert. Finally the cat came back and the dog died in the desert. Why?"
This is the first time that Ximian, Lin Although, and Zhang Ya have heard of this problem, and they scratched their ears and cheeks one by one.
You Tong is also at a loss. Knowing that this is an exam that the son-in-law who has not passed the door must pass, he quickly thought. A variety of thoughts, which feel unreasonable, are silent there.
At this moment, Huang Gui shouted in the courtyard: "Young General, why don't you come out yet, Xian'er is going to suffocate." ”
An Zhi also shouted: "Xian'er is suffocated, I'm about to pee my pants, you hurry up." ”
Huang Yi was very nervous, as if he had leaked a secret, and yelled out: "Can't you make a smaller voice?"
You Tong didn't feel anything, and he still couldn't think of it.
Although Lin and Zhang Ya glared at Huang Yi, what was he nervous about?
At this time, the old road in the west suddenly woke up: "When they shouted, they made me anxious, and I was waiting for me to solve it." ”
Zhang Ya followed closely and said, "No, I'm also in a hurry." ”
Lin laughed: "I'm also anxious." ”
You Tong thought to himself, he went out continuously, and he was in a hurry to urinate? Could it be that this question is related to urine? In order to remember the way, the dog peed at the roots of trees and stones after walking for a while. There are no trees or stones in the desert. The dog was suffocated to death by urine. The cat was fine. ”
Huang Yi stood up and roared angrily outside: "Old Dao in the west, don't you bring such a gang of apprentices, right?"
Xi Mian entered the house and laughed: "Sure enough, there is fate." I don't blame me for this, it's your old nobleman who reminded me. And your baby girl, aren't you also reminding?"
Huang Yi also laughed: "Okay, count." Then look at what to say below, find a matchmaker, combine the eight characters, parents set the day, hir, and hold etiquette. Once you get through, it's next autumn and winter. ”
Xi Mian had a bitter face: "I can't find my parents for the time being, it's very difficult." If it really doesn't work, it's up to me, the master, to decide. Commander-in-chief, child, try to find out the whereabouts of your parents. Don't be hasty when it comes to life events. ”
You Tong stood up: "Thank you Lao Taishan for your love." The president will do everything he can to find his parents and get married again. Be sure to let the elderly do it themselves. ”
You Tong took out a bag of loose silver from his bosom and handed it to the West Minister, his eyes full of excited tears: "Master, you can be a matchmaker." This is a little bit of my heart for the young lady, to buy a few clothes. Although shabby, the general leader will definitely earn more family business in the future to repay the young lady. Repay the appreciation of old Taishan. ”
Seomon took it and said, "It's a little shabby." Tomorrow day, I have a silver ingot, and I will lend it to you first. Alas, you have to work hard. General Huang Lao is a painstaking person, and the grace of cultivation will always be remembered. ”
"I still want the master to think of a way, how to find my parents?" You Tong bowed deeply to the west.
Everyone in the room was stumped by this question for a while.