"Brother Cao, there is an authentic ramen restaurant in front, you stop, let's have a bite to eat before leaving!" As I spoke, my stomach gurgled uncontrollably, and I was really hungry.

"I'll give the owner a call." Brother Cao didn't nod directly, but took out his mobile phone and called.

"Brother Li, what, I'm eating, I haven't eaten since last night, I'm a little hungry. Okay, okay, Xiexie Brother Li, I'll deliver the car as soon as possible! Trouble Brother Li. "Brother Cao deserves to be my good big brother, and he found an excuse that he didn't eat and postponed the delivery time.

"Brother, listen to me, it's not that I have to deliver the car on time, and the morning and evening shifts are not bad for this hour, but doing our job refers to pulling some money during the peak period of commuting, everyone is not easy, long live understanding, you go to that noodle restaurant to order a bowl of noodles to pack and eat in the car." Brother Cao explained to me.

"Got it, got it! It's so grinding, do you want to have a bowl too? "I'm going to bring a bowl for Brother Cao too.

"Forget it, who will drive me when I eat noodles." Brother Cao didn't save face for me at all, "I'll drive, but we also have a B2 driver's license." "I've been driving for a long time.

"Your eldest nephew is still young, and your sister-in-law is still young, so don't open it." Brother Cao hurt people for the first time without dirty words.

"If you don't eat and pull down, whoever is hungry knows!" After throwing this sentence, the moment Lao Cao stopped the car, I quickly ran into the noodle restaurant.

"You said that your master will not die sooner or later, and he has to die when we open the store, isn't this adding to the chaos."

"Why am I Lord Yama, can I still control when people die? Besides, it's useless for the two of us to pay, just let me go back to my hometown, you mumble a ball! ”

"Your dad just pretend, there is the money to buy a cemetery for your father, it's enough for you and me to buy half a second-hand house, what is the use of a dead man buying such a haode cemetery."

"You loser, if your father dies and you don't have to buy the cemetery, my father won't buy the cemetery."

"That's the same, that's my dad."

"Nonsense, isn't this your grandfather?"

"Why are you talking nonsense, since you got married, how many times have I met your father, and when have I met empty-handed? What did your father give me? You're still his grandson, and you haven't given us a penny since you got married, so you're embarrassed to say it. On the contrary, this ramen shop, if it weren't for half of my father's money, would you be able to open this shop? ”

"I don't care, I have to go back anyway, who made me a grandson, do you love to go back or not!"

"I'll give it to this store when you go back, if you don't believe it, you can try it!"

As soon as I entered the door, there was a quarrel between the two inside, "Boss, a bowl of ramen, be wide, pack, xiexie!" "My principle is to hang up on my own.

"Right away." The male boss agreed, turned around and continued to quarrel with his daughter-in-law, but his hands were not idle, and he began to stretch his face.

These days, it's all about sex! Men are worried about buying a house, women are worried about the house, the elderly are worried about the house, college students are worried about opening a house, a part-time job is worried about renting, a hospital is worried about the ward, a delivery room is worried, a new house is worried about marriage, a small citizen is worried about the house, the people are worried about the house, the producer is worried about the box office, the rich are worried about the second room, and the bad people are worried about the class room. The monks are in the sorrowful fragrance room! The bureaucratic compradors are speculating in real estate, and even GDP depends on housing. Even what these two people said, it is especially a house, after all, the cemetery is a house in the underworld, is this society swollen?

"Your noodles are a total of six yuan!" I was thinking about it, so the old man put the noodles in a plastic bag and handed them to me.

I took out ten yuan and handed it over, opened the plastic bag, and prepared to pour some aged vinegar into it. Before I could pour it, I found that there was a dead cockroach in the noodle soup, and it was in a backstroke position, which was really disgusting!

I'm the next Olympics! Xiaoqiang, are you so swollen, are you hungry too?

I didn't say anything, first took out a coin from my pocket and threw it into the noodles, and then shouted at the boss: "Boss, change the bowl, there is dirt in it!" ”

The old brother hurriedly came over, opened the plastic bag and looked, "Little brother, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll change a bowl for you immediately!" After speaking, he went to the back kitchen with a plastic bag.

About two minutes later, the old man carried the plastic bag and handed it to me again, "Okay this time, don't worry, our family is doing business, Tong Su is not bullied!" "This boss patted his chest and promised me.

I took the plastic bag of noodles and didn't leave immediately, but took out a pair of handy chopsticks and pulled them around, and finally found the coin I had thrown in before in the soup base.

"Brother, you don't pay attention to it, this coin was thrown into the cockroached noodles before, how can it appear in the new bowl of noodles?" I put the coin away and slammed the dough on the table.

"Don't shout, don't shout! This is invited by my brother, okay? "Because it was early in the morning, there was no one in the noodle shop, and the boss was afraid that I would ruin his day's business by yelling, so he hurriedly started bribing me.

I stretched out my hand, and the other party quickly returned the ten yuan I had just handed out, "Two bowls of ramen, pack, hurry up!" "Nima, to deal with this unscrupulous merchant, I must ask them to pay double the price, and at the same time bring a bowl back to Lao Cao in the taxi, whether to eat or not is a matter of girl, at least I bought it, although the bowl of noodles was invited by this boss, haha, I'm too bad! I'm so proud!

This time, the boss of this house didn't dare to slack off, and personally supervised his daughter-in-law to finish the noodles, and then brought them out, "You will take a look again this time?" ”

I took the noodles, changed to a pair of chopsticks, and after not finding any unexpected surprises in the noodles, I picked up the vinegar on the table and poured some into a plastic bag, and then took out two pairs of convenient chopsticks and turned away.

"Brother, come back after eating." The old brother greeted behind me, the little lady is not embarrassed to scold, just your family's broken noodles, you don't eat in this life, you don't want to in this life, and you still expect me to miss you? Dream of it!

Seeing that I came back with two bags of noodles, Brother Cao said very entangledly: "Brother, I can't eat it if you break the bank again." ”

"What nonsense, hurry up and finish eating and driving." I handed over a plastic bag of noodles, and the two of them began to eat with tears in their eyes, and the fight ended in less than five minutes. If you go to the back kitchen of the restaurant, it is estimated that you will not be able to go to the restaurant for the rest of your life, you can eat with your eyes closed, who made me hungry.

"Huh!" After a hiccup, Lao Cao continued to kill back. I told Lao Cao what happened in the noodle shop just now.

"Really, you kid is definitely a player who doesn't want to be a thief, how much sin did the boss have to do in his last life to let him meet you in this life?" Brother Cao's words made me very entangled.

"Then Brother Cao, weren't you guilty of heinous crimes in your last life? Otherwise, why would you be mixed with me every day in this life? I half-jokingly replied to Brother Cao.

"I can't talk about you, but just when you mentioned the cemetery, I'll tell you about a business my mother once did, let's call it Wafangdian Flat Grave."

to be continued