Chapter 278: The Wedding (Medium)
At six o'clock in the evening, the wedding was held as scheduled in the palace of the great marshal of the dynasty. Although it was snowing heavily outside the www.biquge.info of the pen "Fun" Pavilion, the Marshal's Mansion was in full swing. Guests from all walks of life gathered in one hall. Tents were also set up in the yard. There are banquets inside and outside the house, and there are more than 30 tables in total, which can be described as very lively. The festive sound of suona overshadowed the wind and snow. According to the customs of Xingbang County, no matter whether it is red or white, it will blow suona, and the style of music is different.
Uniformed waiters move from table to table, placing delicacies on the table. Guests compete to get their chopsticks, and often a dish is divided in an instant as soon as it is served. The strength to be able to sit at the table is not bad, and the amount of food with good strength is very touching. It's a shame that the wine and food are all served like running water, otherwise I'm afraid that someone will flip the table - of course the people under Wang Dashuai don't dare, but the entourage of other forces is not so well-behaved, and they are all very angry.
Of course, the guests with heads and faces were arranged in the main hall of the Grand Marshal's Mansion. The main hall is a newly built building. The original Dashuai Mansion had only three buildings, the Dashuai Villa, the personal guard residence, and the Wen family. The main hall was newly built for weddings these days. The structure is simple, but it is strong and strong. If there is an opportunity in the future, the Marshal's Mansion will definitely be expanded, otherwise it will not be enough to show the identity and status of a certain camp owner.
The people in the main hall were much more self-contained and magnanimous, and when they sat there, they talked and laughed left and right, and turned a blind eye to the delicious food in the room-oh no, except for a few, Hong Shi, Long Dongfang, and Xu Dacai. These chopsticks didn't survive, they all ate there with relish, a mouthful of meat and a mouthful of wine, and they ate with a chirping sound. Kang Jiannan, who was at the same table, looked disgusted, and looked left and right, as if he wanted to run to other tables.
At half past six, accompanied by a slightly old laugh, a heavyweight appeared on the stage, with a big belly, a white beard, wrapped in a Christmas dress and looking very bloated, carrying a hemp bag behind his back, and he was about the size of him - who else, of course, Santa Claus! He was accompanied by a few men and women in Christmas clothes, jumping and jumping, obviously looking more than twenty years old, but behaving like they were mentally retarded.
“Merry/Christmas!!” Santa Claus greeted everyone amiably and greeted, but what he received was a bunch of eyes full of vigilance, scrutiny, and hatred. All of you here, except for Hong Shi and Kang Jiannan, who was not miserable by this kind and dear old man's abduction, the family will be ruined, and the family will be ruined, and it will be hellish if you can have a good attitude.
Santa Claus took all the "kind" glances of everyone, and exchanged gifts, and actually untied the hemp bag behind his back and personally distributed gifts to all the guests present, saying that he was grateful for coming to his lovely granddaughter's wedding. For Santa Claus's gifts, everyone present also accepted them in full. Doesn't it seem that we are afraid of you if you don't accept it? However, the big guys just passed their hands, and in the blink of an eye, they were lost to their respective entourage and cronies. However, there are exceptions, such as Hongshi.
This guy doesn't seem to be afraid of death, he immediately opened the exquisite gift box on the spot, and then found that it was actually a book, and it was a "Grimm Fairy Tale", he laughed and said that this is really a good gift, I like it, it's okay to look at the call story, let yourself be childlike, forever kind and innocent.
Long Dongfang and Xu Dacai also did the same. Then the former gets an alarm clock "Little Noise", the special effect "Kill You", unable to adjust the time, fixed at half past four in the morning, you don't get up and keep ringing, the alarm decibel is gradually raised, from the mountain spring water to the gradual escalation of the nuclear explosion, it is definitely the gospel/nightmare of the lazy sleeper; The latter gets the "G God Piggy Bank", which also has a special effect "G God's Smile", which must be put in a piece of Celestial Coin every day, and must be +1 every day, and the "money" will never be able to be taken out again, once the money put in is less or not put in one day, the piggy bank will explode, and the lethality of the explosion is 9998 points.
What makes Long Dongfang and Xu Dacai's faces black is that once these two things are disassembled, they will be "bound" to them, they cannot be traded or resold anymore, but they can be destroyed, but the risk of destruction is not ordinarily large. The two of them glanced at each other, and they both secretly scolded themselves for being cheap. Knowing that it was Santa Claus's "gift", he even went to open it, Hong Shi was stupid, let's follow what stupidity.
I don't know what kind of tricky effect "Grimm's Fairy Tales" has on Hong Shi's side. Long Dongfang stared at it, his perception was high, and he immediately perceived it, and the effect was "-0.5 intelligence every time you read a fairy tale, and -1 intelligence every ten days if you don't watch it", he almost sprayed. Hong Shi saw Long Dongfang staring at his "Grimm's Fairy Tales", so he smiled and said that the Dragon Sect Master seems to like my fairy tale very much, why don't we change it?
Long Dongfang hurriedly refused very calmly, and there was a trace of sympathy in his eyes when he looked at Hong Shi.
Originally, Long Dongfang and Xu Dacai were already in a very bad mood - seeing the weather of the Allure camp, the power position of the dynasty, and then thinking about their current downfall, even if there are words like "the one who laughs last is the winner" to comfort themselves, but it is just self-comfort, but the mood is getting worse and worse - now they have two "gifts" from the pit people, and they are also bound, and the mood is a few points worse every time.
"Dynasty, let's wait and see, wait and see how you die!" This was almost the same thought in both of them.
Santa Claus sent a circle of gifts, sat directly in the chairman's seat, and then shouted happily, "Where's my precious grandson?" And my precious grandson-in-law, why haven't you come out yet? Go and call them out, I have prepared a gift for them. Hahahaha, I'm very happy today! ”
Long Dongfang and Xu Dacai listened, and secretly prayed that the "gift" of this crazy old man could pit the shameless man of the dynasty to death.
At seven o'clock, in the festive sound of suona and firecrackers, the bride and groom officially appeared. What the dynasty wears, officially the clothes that Xia Zhuoye customized for him, people rely on clothes, this luxurious and restrained red and black dress is to raise his charm to a higher level - originally he wanted to wear a handsome clothes, but after thinking about it again, he still gave up, low-key, low-key, the handsome clothes are used to blind his subordinates, not to pretend. Forced.
As for the bride, blonde hair and blue eyes, obvious Western face, smeared unusually sexy lips, and a red festive cheongsam - of course, there is no leg showing, she is really a sexy and seductive "golden red juice girl", standing with the dynasty, it is really a pair of "heaven and earth are not made", not to mention the appearance, the dynasty can only be said to be not ugly, the biggest sense of disobedience between these two people is height.
Audrey is a head taller than the dynasty!
"Tsk, this bride is really tall." In the quiet hall, a murmur rang out. This muttering is not loud, but which of you here is not a deaf and clear-sighted person, of course, you can hear it clearly, and at the same time understand it clearly: When you say that the bride is tall, isn't it just that the groom is short?
Frankly, mocking someone based on their height is a very low behavior. But which one of the people present is not a human spirit, and different people have different feelings when they hear this. Some people think it's funny and laugh it off, some people think that the person who mocks the height of the dynasty is very low, and some people are jealous - don't mock Wang Dashuai for others, only mock his height, is he no longer have other weaknesses to mock? There are also people who don't do the same thing at all, they focus on the big picture, not who is tall and who is short.
At this time, Audrey suddenly cried "wow", and threw herself into the arms of Santa Claus, "Grandpa, grandpa, he bullied me, just now he put a gun to my head and didn't give me clothes!" ”
The atmosphere that was originally mobilized by the festive music was immediately destroyed by the bride's cry. Stick a gun to your head? Don't get clothes yet? What kind of gun is this "gun"? You can do whatever you want behind closed doors, but if you say it, you can do it...... Especially in this kind of formal wedding scene, in front of a group of guests.
Santa Claus was kind and kind to soothe Audrey. The dynasty was sunburned there, and the corners of his eyes jumped. Fortunately, Santa Claus's words worked, and Audrey was quickly appeased. This girl reluctantly returned to the dynasty's side awkwardly, but the makeup on her face was a little smeared. Originally, it was best to be able to make up for it, but the dynasty didn't have time to wait, anyway, it was just a formality, so that's it.
As soon as the couple went to that station, the person who served as the master of ceremonies began to enter the "nonsense" mode, showing his eloquence and chattering, which really made him mobilize the atmosphere in the hall. Of course, the main thing is that the heads and brains of the dynasty in the hall are more powerful and actively cooperate. If it weren't for them, what else could you expect those people in the Red Rock Camp and the Fengyun Camp to cheer and applaud?
The master of ceremonies is also a slippery man, very good at grasping the rhythm, when the atmosphere is almost the same, he decisively gave the right to speak to his big boss, Dynasty. As soon as they saw that the dynasty was about to speak, the hall immediately fell silent, and they all looked at the dynasty.
Wang Chao said: "Hehe, since you want me to say a word or two, then I will say a sentence or two, which means something." First of all, I am very grateful to all of you, to be able to brave the wind and snow to attend my wedding, thank you for your love, it is a great honor, and then ...... "It's basically a scene talk, polite words, the dynasty let's talk about it, let's listen to it, I believe that few people present will take it seriously, let's go for a while, he will end this speech, "Finally, at the end, please eat and drink to your heart's content, everyone who is doing it today are all friends, don't be polite to me!" Come to ......" At the right time, Meng Qing brought the wine, Wang Dashuai raised his glass and said loudly: "I respect you ......"
It was also at this time that a shrill voice interrupted the dynasty's words, "Wang Camp Master, since you said that you are not polite, then I happen to have some unpleasant words here, if you make Wang Camp Master unhappy, please also have a large number of adults, don't be like a small person like me." Camp Master Wang, this group of Christmas bandits wreaked havoc in the Qingyun City area, how many innocent wrecks were created, how many tragedies were brewed, and how many families were destroyed and displaced, Camp Master Wang, you are also one of the top two people in our Qingyun City area, but now you are marrying the Christmas bandits, is this to be embarrassed with them and harm everyone together? ”
The person who spoke was none other than Xu Dacai! The purpose of his trip is very simple, that is, to provoke the contradictions between the people and the dynasty in Qingyun City, so that he will be attacked by the masses, and I don't believe that he can still have the ability to compete with all the bigwigs in Qingyun City. Of course, this idea was not his, but Long Dongfang. Xu Dacai is just a budding bird. Although the gun shot the first bird, if he could kill the dynasty, why was he afraid to be the first bird? Besides, he didn't believe that the dynasty dared to move himself in front of many bigwigs, on the contrary, he hoped that the dynasty would do something to him, so that it would be clear that the dynasty had bad intentions, and see how he died!
As Xu Dacai's words fell, the atmosphere in the hall instantly became colder than the freezing weather outside.