In fact, the Taoist priest of Maoshan is very dogmatic, and if the conditions permit, as long as he encounters some relatively large activities, he must do some rituals to ask the gods, and this time is no exception.

I stood up and asked Chubby to help me put the most suspicious things in the hall and open the windows of the cupboards, and after making sure that everything was not sealed, I, the big cow, the little fat, and the ghosts stood around the gossip umbrella.

"Boss, I'm not very good" Da Niu said, grinning, seeing that he seemed to be very nervous, I smiled, and then took out two spirit runes for them, the little fat big cow, one for each person.

This spirit rune is used to synchronize the movements of two people, specifically, his function is very similar to the method I used to teach me to invite God to come up with the sound of thousands of miles back then, as long as this thing is pasted on the designated part, they can keep synchronized with my movements, but the effect of this thing can only last for a short time, half an hour, and it will reach the sky.

"What are you going to do?" Squatting in the corner of the wall and knocking melon seeds, Yang Wei interjected.

"Shut up!" I said, glaring at him, and then motioning for Chubby to get started.

It's not the first time I've played this, but it hurts to look at the two charms that are not much bigger than chewing gum, and I urged them again and again before they stretched out their tongues and spread the two pieces of yellow paper on their tongues, and then the two of them slowly formed a special handprint with a painful look on their faces.

I nodded to her, followed closely, and shook my feet suddenly, and at the same time shivered at the same time with a puddle of mud poking at the side of the big cow and the little fat, and the crooked shoulders were also straightened.

Seeing that the time was ripe, I began to pinch the trick at the same time as the ghost, chant mantras, and step on the fight.

It's a complicated ritual, and to the beholder it looks like it's doing broadcast gymnastics, but it's a little tighter and more complex than that kind of thing. The movements of Xiao Fat and Big Niu are completely controlled by me, so every movement is exactly the same as mine, but the minds of these two guys are actually sober, so, although they are in the same step, their expressions are out of sync with their movements, and they look like they are very funny.

But in such a strict matter, I didn't dare to be distracted, pay attention to keeping pace with the completely autonomous ghosts, and quickly completed a set of processes, and then, the four of them pressed down the tangled palms from their chests in unison, followed by the tip of their tongues against the roof of their mouths, and the two sword fingers pointed at their temples from the side, pouring their mental power into their eyes, staring at the gossip umbrella that poked in the glutinous rice to urge the spell.

At first, the gossip umbrella did not react, but as time went by, the thing began to rotate slowly, the straight wooden handle crushed the glutinous rice in the copper cymbal, making a very slight sound, the more the mental power accumulated, the faster it turned, and when the speed no longer increased, I often breathed a sigh of relief, and slowly collected my mind when I adjusted my state.

"Ahh Seeing that the gossip umbrella was spinning vigorously, Yang Wei came over dumbfounded, he pointed to the yellow umbrella and asked me, "How did you do it?" ”

"It's not a good thing to know too much." Before I could answer, Chubby took off the talisman attached to his tongue, spat it several times, and wiped his mouth.

"Yes." I didn't bother to explain these things, but when I heard this, I immediately felt that it made sense, and I looked at Chubby and smiled.

Yang Wei knew that I was too lazy to explain, and he didn't force it, so he lay on the sofa after telling me some unrelated topics.

Seeing that the candlestick was stable, and the gossip umbrella had no intention of stopping, I beckoned everyone to hide in another room, and by the way, turned off the electric lights in the room, and unplugged all the electrical appliances in the living room in order not to affect the effect.

In another room that was also dark, I put a candlestick on top of the coffee table and lit a candle to illuminate the room with a little candlelight, although the details could not be seen clearly from a distance, but the slightly primitive feeling was quite good.

"Huh." Sitting on the side, the ghost smirked, then turned his palm over and roasted it, then turned to me and said, "This candlelight is so beautiful." ”

"Really? When you get back, remove all the lights in your house and replace them with candles. I said, smiling.

Although the ghost is a little stupid, but he can also hear that this is wrong, his little eyes narrowed into a straight line, and he glanced at me angrily, seeing that she seemed to be very dissatisfied, Da Niu and Xiao Fat looked straight and happy, but these two goods also knew that Uncle Ben was not very easy to provoke, so they couldn't hold back a smile and lowered their heads and were busy with themselves.

"What are we going to do now?" Lying at the head of the bed for a long time, Yang Wei turned his head like a dead dog, I glanced at him, and said, "You don't have to do anything, just wait." ”

"Eh, can you do that?" Maybe there is really no topic to talk about, and the other party said again, seeing that he seemed to be very suspicious, I smiled bitterly: "If I can't do it, you can find someone else, anyway, it's all come to this point, it's better to be a live horse doctor for dead horses." ”

"Yes, too." As the other party spoke, he turned over and looked at the chandelier hanging on the roof, and then asked me with a frown: "Didn't you practice martial arts before?" I know you can draw, write, and do research, but I haven't heard that you still have this hand! What's the matter, it's really a thunderbolt that slashed you out of your ability? It's okay anyway, you tell me about it, what did you do after you left school? ”

"It's hard to say, it's messy." I said, rolled my eyelids and thought about it, and then smiled: "In general, I took a few steps, at the beginning I became a tabloid reporter, going back and forth between all kinds of disgusting scenes, and later, I met some strange things, and met some very strange people, and I became a guy who helped people in a daze, and entered the door in a daze, and then later, when I encountered some accidents, I had to set up my own door, carefully speaking, it was all one thing to catch up with one thing, and I unconsciously came to the point where I am today." ”

"Have you ever regretted it?" Nodding with empathy, Yang Wei asked again.

"Nope." After thinking about it, I said with certainty.