Revised Edition, Volume 3: The Abandonment of the Stars, Chapter 12: The Basque Ice's Scheme

Basque Bing and I ran all the way to the military station, and after sending the shuttle back to the central area, we parted ways and went home. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info I'm too lazy to report to Chen Qi. She was so bad to me during this operation that I had no reason to sleep or sleep, so I ran to serve her. I slept for two days in a row, and Han Han came to bring me food, so that I could recover my energy and go back to work at the intelligence bureau. Before her ass was hot, Chen Qi called again and asked me to go over to see her.

I shook it over and sat down across from her. Chen Qi put on a mercenary smile at me, and hypocritically comforted: "You did a good job this time, and you gave the credit to others so generously, which made me really impressed with you." By the way, the military department has some opinions on the improvement of Basque ice, so tell me your opinion. ”

Chen Qi is the No. 2 leader here, and he has a certain say in this kind of matter. I didn't want to deal with her, but considering Basque Bing's future, I replied: "Report to the little master, this person has quite a lot of infantry combat theory and thinking, and he is brave in battle, so it is not a problem to be the commander of the second company." ”

Chen Qi shook his head and motioned for me to close the door. I went and closed the door before she said, "Barrett proposes to promote him directly to the rank of deputy commander of the 2nd Infantry Battalion." Both the 1st Infantry Battalion and the military headquarters strongly objected, as if it had something to do with the power struggle between the native soldiers and the soldiers from the main star in the army, and they were waiting for me to speak. You say, which side should I support? ”

I said lazily, "Little lord, if you don't want to play tricks on me, then support Basque ice." He said he was going to invite us to eat grilled chicken, did the others promise you any benefits? ”

I didn't expect Chen Qi to be a greedy person, as soon as I mentioned this legendary delicacy, her eyes lit up, but she hesitated: "This breath is promoted to three levels, and the non-commissioned officer is promoted to officer, do you think it is too unreasonable?" The opposition will be stronger. ”

When I saw that Basque Bing's promotion was promising, I went out of my way and said, "So what's there?" On the battlefield that day, all the commanders of the second company were out of business, and you promoted him to be the acting company commander in the firing line, which is very common on the battlefield. He successfully completed the task, distinguished himself, and was promoted from the rank of company to the deputy battalion - you can say so. ”

After hearing this, Chen Qi nodded and said, "Okay, that's it." It's up to you to do the chicken picking, and if he dares to pay the bill, I'll clean you up. ”

In this way, the future of Basque Ice was not seriously decided by the legendary grilled chicken. Three days later, Barrett issued a governor's order, making an exception to promote Basque Ice to deputy battalion commander. Others didn't know the allusion to his firing line promotion acting company commander, and thought that he was from an infantry squad leader to a deputy battalion, which has never happened in the nearly 50-year history of Samsung, and there are many discussions.

Therefore, the poor lucky Basque Bing was trapped in all kinds of social gatherings and heroic model presentations all day long, and could not get out to see me. Chen Qi has to take me every day to ask about the whereabouts of the grilled chicken, which makes me tired of it. I first exhausted the methods of delaying time, and then saw that the fat man's grilled chicken was not in place for a long time, so I was ready to use the cold and hard horizontal push style to deal with Chen Qi. Unfortunately, this trick was used to the wrong person, and the amount of time and labor I gave her to do the work immediately soared as my attitude deteriorated.

After our war, gossip flew everywhere. Thankfully, Yoko, who was tasked with deciphering the alien language, has finally made progress in deciphering the alien race's self-proclaimed name "Feeria", which will be the official name to be used in conjunction with the official naming established by the Space Agency. The soldiers of Leilondo also gave nicknames to the two types of Feria they had seen so far: the commando was called the "Dragonbone Soldiers", and the one for air defense was simple, presumably based on the original name of me and Basque Bing, and quickly became popular: "Four-clawed Spider".

By mid-April, I had almost forgotten about Basque ice and grilled chicken. One day, Chen Qi went to the Governor's Mansion to hold a three-star liaison meeting, and I invited a few idle women from the Intelligence Bureau to come over and tell me about the combat experience. It is estimated that Han Han made a small move to improve the relationship between me and my colleagues, except for Han Han and Matsuda Jing, who seemed more interested, the others ignored me. I didn't care if they listened or not, but I puffed up my cheeks and started blowing. Because of my perfidious hatred for the fat man, I slandered his exploits, falsified the facts, and turned the Basque ice into a bubble of feces he gave to the xenomorphs to bury the clouds, regardless of whether the xenos had such excrement as feces.

Han Han saw that I was blowing more and more outrageous, frowning again and again, and kept giving me a look, but I didn't pay attention to it. Because the gossip was so tortuous and moving, even Yoko, who was immersed in work, was interested, turned around and said, "Huang Er, I can't see that you can blow it." I snorted and said, "No, Uncle Huang has a lot of things to do, and I will ask you for more advice in the future." They laughed and pointed at me, but I didn't care.

Suddenly, I was hit by a pebble in the back of my head, and I quickly looked back to see that Basque Ice was sneering and looking at me outside the window. I laughed twice and asked, "How long have you been?" I don't know. ”

The fat man scolded with a smile: "You old pervert, you completely forgot to guard your surroundings in the women's pile, and Lao Tzu has been standing behind you for ten minutes!" ”

I exclaimed, "Then don't you hear a lot of what I'm boasting about?" I'm so embarrassed......"

The fat man interrupted my fake fight: "I also heard you slander me, just talk about me in order to complain in front of women, you are really a scum!! ”

When I was pretending to be embarrassed, the women behind me coaxed me and together with the Basque ice outside the window, they defined me as the worst social scum and sentenced me to being immersed in a pig pen. Bragging, bragging, Yoko actually ran to the toilet to find a basket to cover me. I scrambled out of the women's encirclement and ran outside to meet Basque Ice.

As soon as I walked to the secluded place, I punched him hard and said, "Damn, I thought you were promoted to the deputy camp and forgot about your original brother." Basque Bing grinned and said, "Huang Er, your hands are too dark, I remember you." Damn, after being promoted, I socialize every day, and I am seriously injured at every banquet, how can I come to see you?! ”

We walked to the flower stand in the middle of the courtyard of the intelligence bureau and sat together among the flowers, smoking and basking in the sun. After a long time, Basque Bing suddenly said to me: "Huang Er, although we have known each other for a short time, you are a rare like-minded buddy I have met. In the past two days, I have been a little restless, and I have thought about some things that I want to discuss with you. ”

"The new captain rank and deputy battalion commander of Ba, the bar on his shoulder is not cold, and his butt is not hot yet, what is on his mind?" I asked lazily.

Basque Bing became alert and asked, "You are breathing...... You're not jealous of me, are you? ”

After listening to this, I snorted back: "Fuck the shit!" Lieutenant Colonel Lao Tzu is tired of being a second lieutenant to play now, and I want to be jealous of you! ”

"I'm a little worried, even though you're still observing, and you can't rise - but it always makes me a little uneasy," said Basque Bing with relief. After all, the credit was earned by the two of us, and in the later blocking battle, you didn't report the name of one of them, and the other medical soldiers were even promoted by one or two levels. ”

"Don't beat around the bush, say something on your mind, the weather is so good, I'm going to fall asleep if you talk nonsense." I yawned repeatedly.

Basque Bing sat upright and said, "That's the way it is, I've been in the army for four years, and I've been struggling. This can't be helped, because of a series of overt and covert bills and personnel operation restrictions such as the Native Law, it is difficult for our native soldiers to be promoted. Except for Governor Barrett, who was lucky and politically necessary. Originally, I never thought that I could be promoted to an officer during my service, I just wanted to perform well, earn some money, and change jobs to open a shop. When the ban is lifted in his forties, he can immigrate back to the main planet to live. Even if it's under constant surveillance at the police station, it's better than being here. ”

I listened silently, and he continued: "Huang Er, you are definitely my nobleman. The first time I met you, I saw the most beautiful beauty I've ever seen in my life......" I interjected: "Actually, it's average, you don't know much." Basque Bing slapped his thigh and said: "There is no high-quality Samsung school, so I want to immigrate!" I nodded. He continued: "The second time we met, we became comrades-in-arms, and as a result, we made a great contribution, and we were promoted three levels in one go!" ”

I applauded, "This is really awesome, I've never been on a helicopter like yours this time." ”

He went on to say, "So I started to have some ideas. ”

"Usurp Barrett's throne?" I asked, with a sly eyebrow.

"No, no, no, no idea. Pug is so awesome, it's not too late for me to think about it when I'm his age and he's old. Basque Bing shook his head again and again and said, "Huang Er, I think I'm not too young, it's time to get married and fall in love." ”

I didn't react for a while, blinked and thought for a while, and said, "You...... Is it time to reverse the order of these two events? ”

"To get married and fall in love, I mean this. ”

"It's good, this kind of thing is very natural, you don't have to ask me for instructions." I said blankly.

"I think I'm not as thick-skinned as you, and I can chase after a woman's ass all day long, so I want to ask you for support......"

"Fart, when did I chase after a woman's ass all day?!"

"You're still quibbling, I saw you giggling in a pile of women just now!"

"That's not the same thing! Hey? Don't you even dare to approach a woman, do you? ”

I finally figured out the crux of the problem. Basque Bing nodded in embarrassment and said, "Dude, you must help me arrange this matter." If you don't fall in love and get married, what can you do when you get old? ”

At first, I thought he was talking nonsense, but when I looked closely, I actually had a serious expression. He is only twenty-one years old, and he is afraid that he will not be able to find a woman when he is old, so I will simply lie down in the coffin. As soon as I told him about this idea, he shouted: "Huang Er, you are different from me." You don't need a woman at all. ”

As soon as I heard what he said, I became angry and shouted, "Wukong, you're farting again." Do I need a man? ”

Basque Bing argued: "You can attract women with a random hook, and you can walk into the pile of women as soon as you go." Bragging to women at work, serving tea and water to women after work - I mean, you don't have to work hard to find women yourself, you have so many opportunities that all the Leirondo men are blushing. ”

The fat man definitely misunderstood my situation, and there is no way, people from different worlds always find it difficult to recognize the dark side of the other world, so from ancient times to the present, there is a saying that the moon in a foreign country is rounder than at home. In my opinion, he is basically because it is time to be in heat, and because of the promotion that leads to warm thoughts, he wants women to go crazy and go crazy, and now he has reached the point where he can't listen to anything. No way, he's not my son, why do you care so much about him? I nodded and said, "Okay, I'll help you." Say, do you want me to write you a love letter or send flowers or hit someone's glass? Seeing that the fat man shook his head again and again, he hesitated: "You don't want me to pretend to be a flower thief and let you perform a hero to save beauty, right?" You rushed up with a two-chambered cannon and a flame gun, do we still have our lives? It's too heavy and light on friends! ”

"I want to propose to your director." Basque Ice said bluntly.

"Nope." I answered categorically without thinking. After two seconds, he couldn't stand the fact that Basque Bing's eyes were staring at me, so he pretended to think about it for a moment and said, "Impossible." ”

"So I'm coming to you, can't you make the impossible possible?" Basque Ice was smiling.

"Please, go to Jesus for such a thing." I stood up and wanted to go. The fat man pressed my shoulder and said, "What, talking doesn't count?" Will you help with this favor? ”

The fat man was so persistent that I couldn't find anything to say. After gesturing for a long time, he said to him with difficulty: "You are only twenty-one, and you are a few years older than you, and your official position is higher than yours, and your family is much richer and more powerful than youβ€”are you not afraid of other people's jokes?" ”

Basque Bing stared straight at me and asked, "Huang Er, did you think about this when you were chasing your girlfriend at that time?" True love is not hindered by these obstacles! ”

I just remembered that the **** on my ass hadn't been wiped clean. In any case, I have no reason to convince him with the above reasons. Even now, I still feel like I'm in love with Ferrari, but I don't believe that I can get along with her and maintain that relationship with her like I used to. Whenever I think of these problems, my head is as big as a fight, so I simply don't want to, I didn't expect to mention it to the fat man now. Seeing that my face was not good, Basque Bing softened his tone and asked, "Are you okay?" I didn't mean to say that, but ...... I'm a little anxious, I want you to help me with this......"

"Don't say it." I shook my hand, sat back, and said slowly, "That's right, and I have no reason to persuade you with those things." It's just that I don't think you're right - that's just my personal opinion, and there's no bias in it. If you want me to help, I'll help, absolutely wholeheartedly, and go to the soup and fire. It's just ......" I turned to look at him and said meaningfully, "You know, being in love doesn't mean success. The delusions before the first contact are indeed beautiful, but the actual situation is often undesirable. I'll tell you the truth, I've had a painful experience. Even if the other party agrees to the relationship, it is only the beginning, and there is still a long way to go. ”

"Huang Er, I will listen to you these words." Basque laughed innocently: "Anyway, if you are willing to help, whether it succeeds or not, it is God's business, and it has nothing to do with our brothers!" ”

Chasing a girl with this attitude of raising the Z flag seems to have made a mistake of principle from the beginning......

Basque Bing's solution is very simple, that is, pull Chen Qi out to watch a movie or go shopping, even if he has completed the pursuit process, and then he can get down on one knee to present the engagement ring. Looking for a love counselor, the best candidate is Guo Guang, I actually belong to the appearance of debauchery, strong theory, and extremely lack of practical experience. But even someone as lacking as me did not hesitate to immediately shoot his plan. I tore the piece of paper to shreds and threw it away, and said neatly, "It won't work." ”

"Then you can give me advice, love counselor." Basque Bing laughed.

He has only just been promoted, and he has already developed the bad habit of relying on other people's ideas, and his bureaucratic style is really harmful. I thought about it carefully for a moment and said, "That's it, Chen Qi has been thinking about eating the grilled chicken you promised." You invite us to your house for dinner, and we brag and drink together. Wine can mess with sex, and when you drink it, it will mess up. If she's not messy, I'll help you dump her, and then you get drunk......"

Basque Bing waved his hand to stop my yy and muttered, "Please eat, it's not bad." It's just that it's too bad to come to my house, and you've seen the native residential areas, what kind of birds they are, and I still have to save some money to move the house for my family. Well, my uncle opened a relatively high-end restaurant, and the grilled chicken in it is a specialty, very famous, how about I invite her to eat there? ”

"Where and what's your name?" I asked disapprovingly.

"It's called Caesar's Palace, and it's just across from the Doge's Palace."

Damn, that's the most upscale restaurant on Leilondo, at least it's equivalent to three stars or above on the ground. Because of the limited conditions, some aspects can't be compared with four-star, but it was actually opened by the fat man's uncle? The fat man affirmed this, saying that if his uncle hadn't liked him and had lost his relationship with Barrett, he might not have been able to serve as a soldier back thenβ€”and he wouldn't be where he is today.

"With such rich relatives, they won't live in a native residential area." I grumbled and said, "If your family lives in a better place, it would be better to bring it to your house." ”

"No way, the native law is very strict. The prohibition was so strict that even my uncle lived there before he donated his knighthood. Basque Bing meditated again, his spirits were uplifted, and he said: "Then this weekend, there has been no military action recently, and the xenos don't seem to be moving for the time being, it's a good time to pick up girls!" You must help me invite Chen Meinu here, is there a problem? ”

"There's one." I looked pitifully into his anxious and longing eyes, and pleaded, "Such a good place, our monthly salary is not enough for the last time." Be sure to bring this bulb of mine to eat!! (To be continued.) )