Chapter 3: The Roar of the Night
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It seems that because of the roar of the night, or because of the tyrannical aura on the body of the night, Zheng Shuanglong, who had not slept all night studying the magic book in front of him and had just fallen asleep, rubbed his sleepy eyes, looked at the night, and after a while, he reacted, and muttered softly: "It's the night sauce, these books have been read, you can take them back, well, remember to bring me something to eat later." Please......"
While talking, Zheng Shuanglong actually fell down like this, ready to continue to rest.
This kind of ignorance really angered the already angry night. "Oh, hehehe......" With a broken smile, with a flick of the night hand, a poisonous fireball dozens of times larger than blasting open the entrance to the basement appeared in the air. Death for us! You annoying fellow!! ”
When the fireball blasted in front of Zheng Shuanglong, seven silver apertures appeared, directly canceling the poisonous fireball.
"Ye-chan, are you trying to kill me, it's just that I want you to bring a breakfast, as for being so ruthless!! Know that I'm your savior! That's how you repay the grace of saving your life, and you don't have a little gratitude for treating your life-saving benefactor like this......" Zheng Shuanglong, who was frightened by a big fireball in the night, preached to the night seriously. If the smile on Zheng Shuanglong's face is not so obvious, this is really a good preaching.
"Gratitude?! How could there be such a thing! For the kind of life-saving benefactor who has no selfish virtue, we are absolutely grateful from the bottom of our hearts! However, for some of the bad guys who have blackmailed us as magicians with all the magic books, hum! On the chair opposite the desk, Ye Ye, who clasped his hands on his chest, turned his head to the side, expressing his contempt for a shameless guy like Zheng Shuanglong.
"Hmm, was it issued, fortunately it's a bad guy card. If it was a good guy, I would have cried. However, it doesn't matter if it's a good guy card, after all, it's a good guy card for night sauce. It doesn't make much sense to me. You know, he's a night sauce. Zheng Shuanglong, who brewed two cups of refreshing green tea and put one cup in front of Ye Ye, muttered softly.
Gently sip the green tea to make up for the lack of water in the early morning. Looking at Ye Ye's beautiful face, Zheng Shuanglong said with a natural face: "Ye Sauce, selfless virtue, although it is good to give grace without asking for anything in return, don't you think that kind of thing is too abnormal, and the cost is too high." In this way, there is only pay, if there is no return, the requirements are too great, too harsh, and there will be very few people who do good deeds and good people, and in the end, good people and good deeds will disappear in society. After all, they also have to eat and support their families, and it's okay to be a good person once in a while, and if they are good people all day long, aren't they just being wronged. That's how you treat those lovely good people. Tsk, it's too much. ”
"Good people who don't ask for anything in return are certainly worthy of admiration, but those who follow the equivalent exchange are also worthy of recognition, aren't they? After all, those who help others also help others, don't they. Although there is a charge for something, it should be understandable that the equivalent exchange is the truth. ”
"So, you blackmailed all the magic books of our magic." Facing Zheng Shuanglong's white eyes, he said with infinite contempt every night.
"Don't say it so exaggerated, it's just an exchange of knowledge, it's too ugly to say such rudeness about things between cultural people, and besides, I'm just borrowing them, isn't their ownership still yours." Zheng Shuanglong, who was holding the hot tea in both hands and feeling the warmth in it, said with a smile.
"Rude!?" Pointing to Zheng Shuanglong, after flipping through it, he placed it at will, well, threw the precious magic books in his heart everywhere, and asked loudly every night: "You who can treat the precious magic books collected by the magic envoy like this are actually qualified to say that I, a noble and elegant, elegant and erudite magician, are you talking about yourself?" I don't care about books so much, I even have the face to say that I am a reader, and the exaggeration is not so exaggerated! ”
"Well, although it is indeed a bit bad to treat these magic books that carry our precious knowledge like this, but, even so, it is undeniable that I am a reader, isn't it, my knowledge is deeper than yours, my knowledge is wider than yours, and most importantly, my strength is stronger than yours." Looking at the magic books he threw everywhere when he was researching last night, Zheng Shuanglong smiled awkwardly, and then talked endlessly.
"Besides, what is a magic envoy, there is no such level at all."
"Mortal level, elite level, transcendent level, transcendent level, inhuman level, god level, ancient god level, pseudo-god level, true god level. The five levels of mortals, the four dimensions of gods, and the three steps of true gods. ”
"Possessor of magic power, samurai, warrior, knight, sub-heaven, small heaven, great heaven, and thunder swordsman. Well, or it's okay to call it the god of thunder in the sky. That's all for the level of the warrior department. ”
"Probationary priests, junior priests, intermediate priests, senior priests, and high priests who do not represent strength but only honorable titles. That's it with the priesthood. ”
"Possessor of mana, apprentice of magic, apprentice of magic, magician. The Heavenly Throne is collectively referred to as the Great Magior, well, although there is also a title of Magister, but this title is only a special honorific title for the Sage of Life, one of the three gods of the Heavenly Throne. Magician, not at all. ”
"Speaking of messengers, in ancient times, there was a Moon God Envoy in the alliance of the Night Clan, the Wolf Clan, and the Giant Clan, but she seems to use the artifact common to the three clans, Moon Dream Tears. As for the magician, if it hadn't been for Ya-chan telling me, I really didn't know there was such a strange inheritance in the world. ”
Putting down the green tea in his hand, Zheng Shuanglong waved his hands and said very exaggeratedly.
"What a strange inheritance, obviously a very great inheritance, the inheritance of the magic envoy is super great." Staring at Zheng Shuanglong dissatisfied, he said solemnly night after night: "And what mortals, elite, extraordinary, transcendent and the like, mortal fifth-order, four-dimensional god, true god three-step, I haven't heard of it, please speak human words!" ”
"I'm talking about human beings, after all, I'm a decent human being. What humans say is not what human words are. ”
Zheng Shuanglong picked up the hot tea very calmly, took a sip very calmly, and then mocked the night very calmly. "What you say is not human language, you are the Night Clan, what you say is the Night Clan."
Because the fantasy worlds are separated from each other and have no connection with each other, the common classification system of the Fantasy River cannot be used here. That's right, the ordinary river of fantasy, the pseudo-god kingdom can travel, but in the chaotic realm, even if it is a true god, it is difficult to travel, after all, the energy accumulation is too much, and even the exploration of the spiritual imprint has not had much effect. In this case, how to communicate. Should it be said that it is worthy of the Exiled Lands Chaos Realm? It's weird too much.
Zheng Shuanglong, who was calmly sipping tea, thought with a smile on his face.
"What is not human words, Zheng Shuanglong, are you finding fault, do you really want to provoke us?!" looked at Zheng Shuanglong coldly, and said angrily night after night. However, even with the anger on his face, the beautiful and excessive face of the night is not the slightest bit terrible, or rather, more cute.
"Did you just find out now?" Zheng Shuanglong looked at Ye Ye in surprise and said exaggeratedly: "Don't you know that there is a very interesting game called 'Teasing Night Sauce', specifically, it is to make Ye Ye angry." ”
"How did I know there was such a weird game right now, no, damn it, you're lying to us!!" was almost dizzy by Zheng Shuanglong, and roared at Zheng Shuanglong like crazy.
Along with the roar came dozens of red, scorching rays. The scorching rays that could ignite a village shot at Zheng Shuanglong like lightning.
With a slight wave of his hand, a large pale blue water-colored light curtain appeared in front of him, and Zheng Shuanglong, who had canceled out all the rays, smiled and waved his hand, and said, "Okay, okay, don't make trouble, say something." I'm sure you have something I need to do, that's why you're coming to me, or ......."
Shrugging, Zheng Shuanglong's words behind him did not come out, but everyone understood it very well. In the face of a person who likes to tease night and night, and people who use night and night as a very interesting toy to tease, and, such a guy, night and night still owe him a life, and most importantly, night and night can't beat him.
In this case, if there is nothing important, how can it be possible to run to Zheng Shuanglong's side every night. It's okay to find trouble, do you ask for your own hardship?
"Sooner or later, I'm going to kill you. Hum! Turning his head to the side, he gritted his teeth and said viciously.
"Yes, yes, Yejiang is mighty and domineering, Wencheng is martial and virtuous, benevolent and righteous and wise, Zhongxing Shengjiao, Ze is born by the common people, thousands of generations, unify the rivers and lakes, long live long live long live!" Zheng Shuanglong, who was laughing very happily, complimented loudly. However, this compliment is too much.
"I don't know why, but I always feel that your words are full of deep malice!" Staring at Zheng Shuanglong with beautiful burgundy pupils, he muttered softly every night.
"Delusion, delusion, okay, let's talk about something, if there is nothing to do, I'll go and rest, you know, I haven't slept for three days." Waving his hand a little weakly, Zheng Shuanglong, who had flickered the night in the past, yawned very rudely and said sleepily.
"That means you haven't opened a store for three days. I really don't know what you're doing here. He complained softly, stared at Zheng Shuanglong night and night, and said seriously: "Help me ......"