Chapter 2: The Perverted Daily Life of the Superstar Academy (Part II)
Syllable!
Before Ling Wei could finish speaking, the basic tutorial of the nuclear crystal in her hand flew to Ji Xiaoyu's right face, and then returned to Ling Wei's hand, "And then?" ”
Ji Xiaoyu stroked the hot right cheek, and said lightly with a twitch at the corner of his mouth: "Then I woke up." ”
"Well, it seems that you slept very hard this time, and you didn't dream about anything that could change your life, and next time you have any life realizations, remember to tell the teacher, and the teacher will give you analysis and guidance."
"yes, I see."
"Be louder."
"Understood!"
"Okay, class!" Ling Wei took the textbook and walked out.
Ji Xiaoyu saw Ling Wei's tall back, writhing hips, tight professional suit, and the paste in his head stirred again......
"Ling Wei, height 9.5 points, measurements 9.0 points, personality 9.0 points, but the final score: 0 points."
When Ji Xiaoyu's head was still stirring, Lu Ping at the front table laughed, then jumped on the table, strangled Ji Xiaoyu's neck with his right hand and laughed stupidly: "You dare to sleep in Ling Wei's class, you are really a genius, tell me quickly, what did you dream about just now, you were so excited that you drooled, hehe." ”
Lu Ping was met by Ji Xiaoyu when he entered the Super Star Alliance Academy, but it seems that it is more appropriate to sympathize with each other or call it a smell of likeness, the two are very compatible, many topics can be understood immediately by one look and one gesture, so the two of them are so fooled together.
is different from Ji Xiaoyu's seemingly simple but gloomy personality, Lu Ping is sunny and enthusiastic, with short red hedgehog hair, a little handsome masculine cheeks, and is so simple that he is almost an idiot (sometimes Ji Xiaoyu thinks so, and every time he thinks about it, he can't help but shake his head secretly, sin, sin. )。
As soon as Ji Xiaoyu saw Lu Ping, he was angry, and he strangled his neck and shouted: "You don't wake me up, let me be prepared!" ”
"Ling Wei's class, you will ask for more blessings for yourself, I don't dare, otherwise I will be unlucky." Lu Ping said with a smile, and then glared: "Don't talk about it, you kid, say it quickly, I dreamed of something good just now, say it quickly!" ”
"Hee-hee, what else can I do." Xiao Mengjie already knew Ji Xiaoyu well, and smiled very slyly, "I'm also curious, tell me, which girl in your class did you dream of?" How about the plot, let's talk about it. Then there was an expectant look on his face.
Hearing Xiao Mengjie's astonishing words, countless pairs of eyes in the classroom stared at her.
A chubby boy in the second row in the middle was the most excited, this person was called Wang Xiaohu, and he liked to read books the most in class, and now he directly threw the hardcover little yellow book back under the desk and yelled at Ji Xiaoyu: "Ji Xiaoyu, everyone is very curious, if you don't say it today, then don't want to get out of this classroom!" ”
"Wang Xiaohu, take a good look at your little yellow book, what kind of fun!" After Ji Xiaoyu finished speaking, he looked around the other students in the classroom, and found that a pair of eyes were staring at him, which was full of anticipation, which made him shake his head and said helplessly: "You guys are really so boring!" ”
Everyone nodded, looking forward to it with a smile on their faces, who is Ji Xiaoyu, that is the celebrity of the entire Super Star United Academy, although he is not like other celebrities who will have scandals, but there will still be all kinds of strange news.
Ji Xiaoyu nodded silently, his plain face suddenly became rippling, and he glanced at the whole class, especially when he saw the girls, he would stare affectionately, which made all the girls in the class quickly turn their heads sideways, and they were panicked one by one, afraid that Ji Xiaoyu would have some magical special functions, and if he stared at anyone who was pregnant, he would be here in this life.
Ji Xiaoyu was very satisfied when she saw that the girls in the class didn't dare to look at his fiery gaze, and her smile was even more rippling, and then she stopped her eyes on Xiao Mengjie and said with a smile: "Mengjie, you really want to know which girl I got along with?" ”
The experienced Xiao Mengjie will not be the same as other girls, she is still shy, innocent or something, as soon as she saw Ji Xiaoyu's little eyes, she suddenly became angry and said: "You look at me again and be careful that I will burst your eyes!" ”
Such a violent response made Ji Xiaoyu chuckle in his heart, "Hmph." Ji Xiaoyu had a disgusted expression, "Just you?" I dreamed of you, but in the dream you desperately tried to lift my shoes, and I couldn't kick them! ”
"I'll kick you to death!" When Xiao Mengjie heard Ji Xiaoyu make fun of her like this, the anger in her heart was ignited at once, and she flew over with one kick, her strength was so strong that even the air made a whining sound.
"Hey, are you playing really? Beware of kicking the table and you can't afford to accompany it! Ji Xiaoyu's words are really true, the equipment in the college is relatively special, and all kinds of equipment and devices in the desk are very expensive, and it generally costs tens of thousands of yuan to buy a new one.
And Ji Xiaoyu and Xiao Mengjie have been orphans since they were children, and they have no means to make money, if they weren't lucky enough to be sent to this genius academy, then most of them would still be picking up garbage in the slums for a living.
When it comes to money, whether it is a pig or a donkey, or flying in the sky or swimming in the water, as long as you know what money is, then you know what it is, for 99% of intelligent life, money is a hard injury (the remaining 1% is congenital mental retardation), Xiao Mengjie was shocked and immediately stopped, and almost fell on her feet.
Hearing Ji Xiaoyu's warning, Xiao Mengjie put away her legs, stood up straight and said hatefully: "One day I will make a lot of money, and then buy a lot of beautiful things, like those luxury villas of rich families or something, and then smash whatever I want." ”
Ji Xiaoyu nodded very approvingly, and added: "Remember to bring me when the time comes, and say that you will be blessed and shared." ”
"When did you say that?" Xiao Mengjie said with a blank face.
Ji Xiaoyu spread his hands, "I told you before, at that time, we hadn't come to the Super Star Alliance Academy, and you were still picking up garbage with me for a living." ”
Xiao Mengjie was shocked when she heard Ji Xiaoyu mention the past, wasn't she afraid of being heard and ridiculed by others, and then her heart turned from shock to warmth, thinking that Brother Ji was so old at that time, and gave her anything delicious and fun, and then turned from warm to contempt, remembering that day Ji Xiaoyu lied to her and swore that when she grew up, she would wash his clothes and cook for him for a lifetime, and the most important thing was that he had no salary......
After thinking about it too much, Xiao Mengjie's eyes turned cold, and she had an expression that you could have: "What's the matter with me?" ”
“……”
And when the two of them were staring at each other, Lu Ping knocked Ji Xiaoyu's head, "The teacher is here, you are still flirting!" ”
"Damn, you light, I have relied on this head to eat all my life." Ji Xiaoyu touched it and said angrily, for fear that his baby's head would have a concussion.
And Xiao Mengjie saw that Lu Ping was ridiculing her and Ji Xiaoyu again, and said angrily: "If you talk nonsense again, beware of my fork explosion......" Then she saw the teacher walk in, and swallowed the second half of the sentence back.
The students sat down one by one, their eyes fixed on the teacher who walked in, and they all seemed to be serious.
The teacher of this class was a man, an old man, how old he was, he heard several months ago that half of his foot had fallen into the coffin, and then he heard that his long-lost friend had returned, and crawled out of the coffin to greet him......
At this moment, his gray and white work pants, checkered blue shirt, shirt is always inserted into the waistband of trousers, a pair of yellow leather shoes, this pair of leather shoes is said to be the ultimate brand, because there is a legend handed down from the previous graduates, I didn't expect this pair of shoes to be able to see its elegance now the new class of students.