I was scolding my mother on the dirt road, when I suddenly noticed a car headlight dangling not far away. Forehead God, finally see your loved ones! Regardless of whether he was thirty-seven twenty-one or twenty-two, I hurriedly took the insect that was still crawling slowly on the ground into my arms, and then began to wave desperately at each other.

Squeak! I have to say that the people in the mountains are kind-hearted, and after the other party saw me waving, they actually drove the car in front of me and stopped.

"Where are you going, young man?" The uncle who was driving at me asked.

I looked at it, okay, it's the kind of three-wheeled motorcycle, and we call this kind of car a toad car locally. As the name suggests, the car as a whole looks like a toad.

The front part of the car is a motorcycle, and the back half is a seat, and the outside is wrapped in iron sheets.

Don't care how stumbling this car is, at least you can have a means of transportation, it's better than me walking back to the city with a deep foot and a shallow foot, not to mention that this place is too remote, don't miss it when you encounter it. So I hurriedly said, "Uncle, I'm going back to the city, can you take me for a while?" ”

The uncle looked at me in disbelief, and then said, "Young man, if you go back to the city, how can you go in this direction, isn't it going farther and farther." Come on, get in the car, and I'll give you a ride. ”

I stared at the insect in my hand tangled, it seems that after going down the mountain, you road idiot will take me in the opposite direction, mom wiped it, it seems that it is really a mistake to follow you.

I thought to myself, I'm glad I met a kind uncle, otherwise I wouldn't have to go with you all night. I guess I won't be able to get to the city tomorrow morning, I said how I can't even see the trolley, and the more I go, the fewer people are, the next Olympics!

Thinking of this, I pinched the insect in my hand vigorously, and the other party probably knew that it was wrong, and he didn't make that ugly sound.

"Uncle Xiexie!" After thanking my uncle, I went to the back of the tricycle and found that there was still a person sitting inside, but I didn't know each other, so I thought the other person was air. After the uncle closed the car door, he returned to the cab and began to drive in the right direction towards the city.

After driving the tricycle for a while, I finally saw my home, oops, I can be regarded as returning to human society, and I feel infinite emotion in my heart.

As the tricycle continued to drive forward, I suddenly heard something being broadcast by a loudspeaker in the countryside, and I pricked up my ears and listened carefully.

In the countryside of the north, it has always been this custom, that is, if there is a dead person, the village brigade will be found, and the loudspeaker in the village will be used to start broadcasting, to put it bluntly, it is to tell the surrounding villagers, all hurry up and come to the salute, my family is dead.

I can understand this, after all, there is a culture of courtesy and exchange in China, but the problem is that we really can't afford to die old people now.

Because once a person dies, he will have to eat nine meals in three days, and this Nima must be such a big pomp. Not to mention, the villagers who came to participate in the event came to eat with their families, maybe a family of more than a dozen people, they would give a hundred yuan, but they could sit at two tables. I really hope that this bad habit can disappear as soon as possible, and the dead will be clean, and the living will be at peace.

At first, the loudspeaker was full of mournful music that cried seven levels or something, and suddenly the melody began to become familiar. At first, I didn't realize that there was something, but the more I listened to it, the more familiar it became, and finally I couldn't help humming two sentences: "The birds in the trees are in pairs~Green water and green mountains with smiling faces~" Nima, is this a song that should be put on the dead!!

The woman sitting next to me listened to me sing and burst out loud. Because it was too dark and the other party had a headscarf around her head, I couldn't see what she looked like. But I still scratched my head very embarrassed, this Nima music is too bad.

That's not all, the dead man's family probably asked the two of them to turn around to help, and they heard, "The men, women, and children present, uncles and aunts, grandparents, boyfriends, girlfriends, children, Lady, and folks, please raise your hands and let me see you, okay?" Move the big thorn, move the big thorn, A feed 8D, the friends above are with me, Wan, Tu, Si Rui, Fa Oh, Kang is busy with the north nose, Lai Ci is enough, the vast world is my love..."Live out of a farce!"

The woman in the car should be a local villager, and she is no longer surprised. It's just that as soon as she spoke, I knew that the other party shouldn't be very old. "Big brother, where are you going?"

"Oh, back in the city, where are you going?" I politely replied, "I'm from the village in front of me, and I'll get off the bus in a moment." He replied, "Oh! I said absent-mindedly.

As soon as I finished speaking, the tricycle jolted violently, so that it didn't shake it out for me, and the other party was not as lucky as me, and his head hit the window directly, grinning in pain.

"Oh my god, this broken road, it's all ash when it doesn't rain, it's all mud when it rains, it's all ice when it doesn't snow, and it's all pit when it snows." This girl seems to be very aptly described, and it makes me cover my mouth and laugh.

I saw this girl rubbing her breasts and muttering depressedly: "This group of old men, I usually like women with big breasts, but who can know the pain of big breasts, this makes me upset, it hurts!" "Dio! I actually understood it in seconds, and I returned my temperance!

The other party saw that I turned his face away, and immediately knew that he had talked too much, so he quickly changed the topic and asked, "Are you going to visit relatives in Geng Village?" ”

"Ahhh I don't even know how to answer the other party's questions.,Ya's personality is too straightforward.,There's no shyness at all.,It seems that the people in the mountains are simple.。

"I've arrived at the place, and I have a chance to visit the door." The other party knocked on the uncle's back across the seat, and then said to me.

Just as I was about to speak, a figure suddenly flashed out of the corner of my eye. I know that I am definitely being watched, because the speed of the tricycle is not much faster than that of the bicycle, and it is not difficult for people to keep up. If it's a war sooner or later, don't involve the uncle who drives the car and this simple village girl.

After thinking of this, I also followed the village girl down, "Uncle, I'll get off here, please tell me which direction to go to the city?" ”

"Twenty dollars!" The uncle came out of the car, stretched out his hand, and asked me for money.

I'm the next Olympics! It's not so expensive to take a taxi, so I drove a little farther, and asked me for 20 yuan, just took a taxi from the city to here for only 25 yuan, you are definitely taking advantage of the fire to rob. However, where did I have the heart to bargain with the other party now, so I took out two ten-dollar bills from my pocket and handed them to the other party.

"You go down this road, and when you see the avenue, there are taxis turning back in the city." The black-hearted uncle said to me after taking the money. I gave him a blank look and walked quickly in the direction they were pointing.

When I came to an uninhabited clearing, I put the snakeskin and insects in my hand on the ground, burst out my spiritual power, and then shouted, "Get out!" ”

After waiting for a while, I saw a figure slowly coming out of the darkness, and I fixed my eyes on it. How is she?

to be continued