Niu Erzhu's head is not as flustered as a bulging drum, isn't this? No matter how lustful it is, this thing is also divided into men and women, right? He's not his brother Rabbit, can he want himself? Even if you want to, aren't you in danger, and you can't get the backyard safe? It's okay to say anything, I can't see the fire pit and jump in!

Da Shao coughed and smiled at the two beauties: "Two girls, I think we will discuss this matter again, I am not afraid of losing this person, but people may not be good at breaking through the sky, you said that when people look at me like this, they must vomit immediately?" According to me, let's choose one of the two of you, Senior Sister Du, I think you are the most suitable for this matter, and now that the enemy is present, you should not be modest! ”

Niu Erzhu glanced at Ma Fengyi as he spoke, and the meaning was obvious: After I finished speaking, you can help me, even if this matter is decided, you and I don't have to take risks, let Du Xiaoxian, this girl, go to the thunder, isn't this the best of both worlds? Da Shao's plan was very good, but Ma Fengyi didn't know what was wrong, so she ignored it, not only that, as soon as Niu Erzhu finished speaking, the fifth girl suddenly spoke: "I'm afraid that others can't handle this matter, second brother, don't shirk it, I and the Du family sister can't do this!" ”

Niu Erzhu almost hit the wall, and said Ma Fengyi, Ma Fengyi, but there is no such thing as you, I mean to keep you and me, what is Du Xiaoxian's love, anyway, this girl is usually very arrogant, and she never looks at the big and young in her eyes, and she just took this opportunity to teach her a lesson, but now you are in cahoots with Xiao Pepper, what is this, am I betrayed again?

Although Niu Erzhu didn't know what was going on, he intuitively told him that he could never agree to this matter, and it should be a pit! Da Shao is usually sharp-toothed, of course it is not difficult to find an excuse to excuse himself, but before he opened his mouth, Zhang Dejiang next to him spoke: "Erzhuzi, I think Miss Ma is right about this, this matter depends on you, Miss Ma and your junior sister are both unmarried big girls, it is not appropriate to do this thing, it is a living bandit to break through the sky, if something happens, you will suffer in the end!" In order not to be in danger, I think you have to come out! ”

I have the heart to cry, and my heart says Master, you are my Master, isn't this intentionally harming me? I'm a pure man, and I go to someone as a wife, and I don't make people laugh when I talk about it? Besides, this thing is completely unreliable, huh? In fact, Zhang Dejiang's words have other intentions, Du Xiaoxian is a matchmaker made by Du Qingqing, as long as he doesn't die, this family matter will not be yellow, but Ma Fengyi also has to have an explanation here, this is a troublesome matter, and if it is not solved well, it will be a big disaster, at this time you pushed Du Xiaoxian into the bandits' nest, what do you mean? She wants to have three long and two short, and in the end, won't the green hat still be yours?

Since the master has spoken, Niu Erzhu is no longer happy, and he can only eat coptis dumbly, but this guy still has the last straw: "Master, since your old man has spoken, if I say something else, then I will be idle and ignorant, but you have to figure it out, I am a man, it is said that Breaking the Sky is not a rabbit, he knows me again, what is the matter with you sending me into the mountains?" If you break through the sky, you can't stew me as pork belly? ”

Zhang Dejiang seemed to have guessed that Niu Erzhu would say this, and couldn't help but smile incomprehensibly: "You don't have to worry about this, have you forgotten your uncle's ancestral skills?" Their old Du family's disguise technique is amazing, not to mention that you Niu Erzhu, even a monkey, she can also make a stunning beauty, you don't have to worry about this! ”

Niu Erzhu covered his head, it was over, he felt that he was a veteran of calculating, but today he found out that he was the one who was calculated. Da Shao pinned his last hope on Du Jingjing, who was his uncle and mother-in-law, he wondered how soft-hearted women were, it was impossible for them to take this risk, who knew that when he turned around, this uncle deliberately avoided his gaze, lowered his head and prepared the tools and materials used in the disguise technique, Da Shao grinned, this is the execution ground and it doesn't have to be so fast??? Ghost Silent 139

Speaking of this disguise technique, let's say a few more words, many people come into contact with this thing from martial arts, whether it is Jin Yong or Gu Long, there are many heroes who are proficient in disguise techniques, tearing off a face for a while, turning around and changing a face for a while, making people at a loss, probably most people think it's made up, but I've seen this, this thing is really there!

My grandfather is almost 90 years old this year, and he often mentions to me a person in the village, who is older than my grandfather, and I have seen it when I returned to my hometown last year, but it is too old to be too old, and it is still not there, which is not certain.

My grandfather's small village is almost all a surname, the whole village is almost surnamed Zhang, it is said that they are all an ancestor breeded, the surname is also the old man, this old man is not a native of the village, I heard my grandfather said that he came to the village to join relatives in the liberation, but it happened that the relatives went out to flee the famine, and never came back, this old man has settled in the village since then, and gradually became a member of the village.

This person has fine skin and tender meat, at first glance, he is not a cropper, he can't do a job in the field, and he can only rely on others to help him eat, but this person is still ingenious, he can make things that others can't think of, and he eats by handicraft, and his life is good, but there is one point, no one dares to marry him, the village is a family, and they know each other's roots, he is an outsider, no one knows whether he was originally a wanted criminal or something, and no one's daughter dares to take this risk.

This guy is not small, he doesn't have a wife, and he gradually began to make strange things, and there was no big thing at first, but then the village built a public toilet, and strange things slowly happened in the women's toilet. There is a late more midnight toilet person, always bumped into a fifty or sixty-year-old lady inside, this old lady does not look very strange, but the behavior is a little strange, as soon as I see someone come to the toilet, the old eyes will stare at the vital place, how obscene and obscene the eyes are.

At first, everyone didn't care, they were both women, what could he do if he looked at each other? At that time, the countryside was still uncivilized, the standard of living was low, and no one was in the mood to care about this matter every day. But later, this old lady is a little chattering, not only at night, but also during the day in the toilet, whose big girl and little daughter-in-law come in, her two eyes will glow green, looking at the meaning of the meaning of the flesh to stare at death, but you really want to say that looking for her, I have searched the whole village, but I can't find it, so that the women dare not go to the toilet, and they can only drill the cornfield if there is something.

Although the old man was against the four olds, one movement after another, but the thoughts of cows, ghosts, snakes and gods could not be eradicated, and the village slowly began to rumor that the goblin had changed, and the old lady was a fox spirit, hiding in the women's toilet every day to absorb the woman's yin qi, and when the time came, the old lady could become a few young beauties and scourge the people in the whole village.

The village began to panic, the toilet did not dare to enter in the daytime, and slowly it was deserted, but people have three urgency, sometimes forced to this, no one can compete with feces and urine, at noon this day, there was a woman at the entrance of the village, indeed good shirt, work pants, this dress was considered a modern girl at that time, the village did not wear it like this, it looked like it came from the city.

This woman went all the way, ran in the toilet when she saw it, and couldn't stop it, she couldn't stop it, she held it all the way, everyone saw it at the time, and they all sweated for her, but a woman went to the toilet, and the man naturally couldn't go in, and the woman could go in, but she didn't have the courage, the people in the village were going to listen to it first, and then it was not too late to break in if there was a situation for a while, who knew that it would not be long before I heard the sound of tearing and beating, and at first it was just tearing and tearing, and then it was screaming again and again.

As soon as everyone heard this voice, they knew that something was wrong, this was a man's voice, why did the man still enter the women's toilet? Everyone couldn't care about anything else at this time, more than a dozen people rushed in, and the scene in front of them surprised everyone, the woman seemed weak, but her skills were quite ruthless, grabbed a weird-looking old lady and punched and kicked, the guy who hit had a blue nose and swollen face, this old lady didn't look dressed as a woman, how could it be an old woman, but the voice made when she was beaten was obviously a man, and the voice was quite familiar!

At that time, the investigation of the spies was very tight, and there was a slogan called "the class struggle is cured as soon as it is grasped", and some people above suspected that it was the class enemy who carried out sabotage, so they sent a woman in plainclothes to investigate, this woman looked inconspicuous, but in fact she was a well-trained policewoman.

Everyone is satisfied, this female plainclothes even beat the goblin down, so ** his old man can pay it back? Isn't that even the Jade Emperor Rulai Buddha out of the question? The villagers couldn't help shouting the slogan of "**Long live" at that time, and it is said that since then, they have set off the study of **quotations**, until the end of the Wen Revolution, my grandfather and their village are model villages for learning ** thoughts! But the facts were soon revealed, this old lady was not a goblin at all, but a foreign bachelor! This guy used to go to the rivers and lakes, and learned the disguise technique for two days with an old Taoist, but he learned a short time, and his qualifications were not good, so he learned a fur, this person used to go to the rivers and lakes when he ate, drank, prostitute and gambled, and when he arrived in the village to be a single, he naturally couldn't hold back, so he thought of a bad trick to disguise himself as an old lady and peep in the women's toilet! Although this old guy hates it, he will not be sentenced to death, but he deserves his bad luck, at that time, the international situation was tense, the local grass and trees were full of soldiers, and the police caught a thief and could take out your ancestors for eight generations. ――by:87942204368064376|507――>