Chapter 180, the name does not live up to the truth
Chapter 180, the name does not live up to the truth
In Mo Xiaobei's boudoir, Tong Xiangyu and Mo Xiaobei and Guo Furong squeezed all night on the brick kang, and the three of them pushed me and squeezed me and were afraid that no one slept well. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 As for Mo Xiaobei, he was purely frightened by Tong Xiangyu and Guo Furong. She and Ye Han had met a few times from afar, and they didn't even speak.
Nothing was said all night.
When the sky was hazy and bright, Ye Han got up and went out for a morning run. Any habit that persists for a few days will slowly become a habit.
When Ye Han came back, Tong Xiangyu and Bai Zhantang stood in front of the ebony bed in a neat line, and behind them was Hu Shi Niang, who was dressed in white and looked up at the stairs, her face was full of pain.
Seeing Ye Han, who was wearing a short suit, enter the door, Tong Xiangyu greeted him with a smile: "Master Ye." I have a reluctant ....... ”
"Since it's a reluctant invitation, then don't invite it. Is my bath water ready. Ye Han directly rejected Tong Xiangyu's request.
"It's ready, it's ready for you." Bai Zhantang smiled, and winked at Tong Xiangyu with a complaining face. Rubbing his hands, he continued to say to Ye Han: "Master Ye, you see that this is also a guest in the store...... ”
Ye Han looked at Bai Zhantang and raised his hand: "Judging by your walking posture, you should have also practiced martial arts, right?" ”
"Three-legged cat kung fu is not worth mentioning." Bai Zhantang shook his hair with a smile.
"What would you do if someone almost yelled at you when you broke through the realm?" Ye Han said.
Guo Furong's face changed, and Bai Zhantang's face turned even pale. Li Dazui, Lu Xiucai was confused, and he couldn't understand what Ye Han meant. Tong Xiangyu wanted to say something, but was dragged by Bai Zhantang. Shut your mouth and look at Bai Zhantang with a blank expression.
"Do you want me to say anything?" Ye Han looked at a few people.
"No, you don't! No! Bai Zhantang and Guo Furong spoke almost at the same time.
Ye Han sneered and bypassed a few people, looked at the ebony bed in the middle of the store with some dissatisfaction, and muttered, "It's really in the way." As he spoke, he looked back at the few people behind him, and walked upstairs with his mouth curled and his feet raised. Waiting for Ye Han to turn into the passage, Tong Xiangyu couldn't wait to ask, "What are you doing?" Why don't you let me speak. ”
"Say what. What is there to say! Bai Zhantang replied.
"That's it! What else is there to say, if this thing were to be replaced by me, I would have the heart to kill. Now that's light. ”
"What the hell are you two talking about?" Tong Xiangyu was puzzled.
"Oops!" Guo Furong scratched her head and didn't know how to explain to Tong Xiangyu, her eyes suddenly lit up and said: "For example, the shopkeeper, if you earn a hundred taels of silver, you will put it in your pocket." But what will you do if all your money is robbed of while you are in your pocket? Guo Furong explained.
"I see who dares!" Tong Xiangyu's eyes widened and shouted! Immediately, he suddenly realized, and looked at Hu Shi Niang, who was still twisting his head and looking at the stairs motionless. He couldn't bear to say, "But this is not the way?" Yihong Mansion let us take care of Hu Shiniang for three days, we can't keep being lit like this, right?! ”
Bai Zhantang glanced at Hu Shi Niang and sat down at the long table, and said slowly: "What else can I do?" Reasonable, Hu Shi Niang is at a loss. Use force, even if we add Lao Xing inside and outside the inn, they are not the opponent of the old man upstairs. ”
Hearing Bai Zhantang say this, several people sat down around the table in turn, and before they could sit down, they heard Bai Zhantang continue: "Besides, this inn upstairs can cost a few hundred taels of silver, and it will be a simple master." The only way now is to wait for the old man to lose his breath. Bai Zhantang sat on a stool and watched a few people analyze step by step.
Lu Xiucai interjected: "Then when will he lose his anger?" ”
"How do I know that!" Bai Zhantang said indignantly.
Tong Xiangyu said: "Xiucai, you still take care of yourself. Don't worry about this, go and settle the accounts for the next few days. ”
"It's just a business these days, and there's nothing to count ......." Lu Xiucai saw Tong Xiangyu glaring at her, and swallowed her saliva: "I'll settle the account." With that, he left the table and walked behind the ledger, opened the ledger, took the brush, and began to be in a daze......
Tong Xiangyu and Bai Zhantang and Guo Furong discussed for a long time, but they did not discuss a feasible plan. And Li Dazui was purely playing soy sauce next to him, this is this soy sauce party comrade is also a foodie, and his mouth has not stopped from beginning to end.
Just when Tong Xiangyu really couldn't stand Li Dazui's virtue, there was a call from upstairs. Li Dazui was stunned, and when he saw the shopkeeper glaring at him, he put down the bowl and hurriedly went upstairs to serve.
Not long after, Li Dazui lowered his head and walked downstairs blankly with a stack of rice paper.
"Shopkeeper, you can show me, what is this written? I heard Master Ye report a bunch of dish names to me, and I didn't remember any of them. ”
Lu Xiucai, who was poked at the back of the account, rushed out, and without waiting for Tong Xiangyu to take over, he directly took the rice paper: "Brother Ye is filial piety, but the word is not as good as Xiaobei'...... written." ”
"Who told you to read the handwriting? Settle your scores! Tong Xiangyu snatched it and looked at the dense names of the vegetables on it: "I'm a god!" Braised bear's paws, steamed deer antler velvet, stewed chicken with ginseng...... What is he doing here? If you do this for three meals a day, you will not be afraid of being weak. Tong Xiangyu reported the names of nearly 100 dishes, all of which were foods that replenished qi and returned to the yuan.
Bai Zhantang glanced at Hu Shi Niang and said, "I'm afraid this old man has suffered a lot of internal injuries." ”
"How do you know he has internal injuries? Maybe his martial arts are so high, all of them rely on this to make up for it. Otherwise, how could there be such a high level of kung fu at such a young age. Guo Furong said.
"Gotta get it! Don't talk about this, but what kind of dishes, how can I cook? Let me steam the steamed bun and fry two side dishes, it's okay, steamed bear paws and steamed deer antler velvet or something, how can I make such expensive dishes. Li Dazui was embarrassed.
"Looks like I'm going to have to find a cook." Ye Han changed into a long robe and walked downstairs slowly with a scroll of Analects.
Everyone brushed their heads together. Hearing Ye Han say this, Tong Xiangyu patted Li Dazui and quickly explained: "Don't worry, we will definitely be able to cook this dish." ”
"It's good to be able to do it. Man, go to my room and put the easy chair in the backyard. I went to the backyard to get some air. Ye Han said with a wave of his hand, untied Hu Shi Niang's acupoint, and said: "Seeing that you are a weak woman, it is an unintentional mistake, so I will spare you this time." But don't let me see you again, let me see you again, like this. With that, he walked to the edge of the bed, stretched out his hand and pushed, 'Click', and the double ebony bed collapsed.
Several people were so frightened that they jumped backwards.
"O my God! I drop a hundred-year-old carved ebony bed ....... Tong Xiangyu was about to squat down on the ground with a crying voice, but before she could squat down, she was dragged back by Bai Zhantang.
Hu Shi Niang sat paralyzed on the ground and trembled like a sifting of chaff. She's just a singer who has never seen such violent methods. A smell of shame slowly wafted in this small shop. Seeing Ye Han slowly walking towards the backyard, he suddenly jumped up, holding the mahogany treasure box on the table, and rushed out of the Tongfu Inn at a lightning speed.
"Eat and drink for nothing, forget it, leave a bubble of urine, what kind of person is this!" Li muttered with a big mouth.
"Shopkeeper, Hu Shi Niang is gone, but are we taking care of it or not?" Guo Furong glanced at the backyard, then looked at the door of the Tongfu Inn and said.
"Didn't take care of it, right? It's been three days, and it's only been a day. Lu Xiucai complied.
Tong Xiangyu, who was distressed about the ebony bed, jumped up, looked at the backyard, gritted his teeth and lifted the corner of his skirt and ran out of the store with a little hesitation: "Shi Niang, you wait......
"Oh mama! I have to hurry up and move a chair for Master Ye. Bai Zhantang rushed upstairs to bring an easy chair to Ye Han, and after placing it in the backyard, he made a pot of tea for Ye Han and looked at Ye Han and laughed with him.
"What are you smiling at? I'm so stuck where else I read near books. Ye Han lay on the easy chair and watched Bai Zhantang keep being silly at him, and put down the book a little helplessly. When I was a child, when I watched "Wulin Gaiden", my favorite was this thief saint Bai Yutang, who was both timid and righteous. But it's always surprising.
"Master Ye, the little one, the little one ......." Bai Zhantang rubbed his hands and stood in front of Ye Han, not knowing what to say.
"Don't be so reserved. Something straight to say. This place is not big, and it is even more aggrieved if it is awkward. Ye Han stood up and pointed to the horse shed in the backyard and the ancient well.
"Then I'll be blunt." Bai Zhantang replied: "Can you tell me, how far have you practiced martial arts?" ”
"Alright, don't sir, yours. Call me Ye Han is. Ye Han said with a smile.
"It's ......." Bai Zhantang was about to be polite, but when he heard Ye Han continue, he quickly closed his mouth and pricked up his ears.
"Martial arts. It's hard to say. I haven't been to the rivers and lakes, so I don't know how your rivers and lakes are divided. Ye Han said, seeing that Bai Zhantang was a little unconvinced, and then said: "In this way, you attack me with all your strength, I will look at your martial arts, and then you tell me what level your martial arts are in the rivers and lakes." I can tell you how my martial arts are. "After saying a bunch of tongue twisters, I almost knotted my tongue.
"It's not appropriate." Bai Zhantang was even more embarrassed.
"Suitable, suitable. It is not suitable for that. Guo Furong, who had been looking behind the curtain, threw the rag and rushed out.
"Do your job."
"Why do you want to discuss martial arts with Ye Han, unfortunately I will join in the fun." Guo Furong grinned at Ye Han stupidly: "You said yes, Ye Han." ”
"That's the truth, Guo Dazui." Ye Han said with a smile.
"Hahahaha-!" Li Dazui stood by the kitchen door frame with a bowl and almost broke out with a smile against the door: "Xiao Guo, I will give you the title of big mouth in the future." Not to mention, it's quite appropriate. ”
"Say it again!" Guo Furong waved her hand: "Be careful of me." ”
Li Dazui shrank his head in fright and went back to the kitchen.
"Xiao Guo, it's just a joke, don't take it to heart." Ye Han said.
"Hehe, no, no." Guo Furong smiled, and then muttered in a low voice: "If I want to be more serious, I have to be your opponent!" ”
"Lao Bai, come, I'll do it a few times, let me see how your martial arts are." Ye Han pretended not to hear it and poked towards Bai Zhantang with a wave of his hand.
Bai Zhantang watched Ye Han stretch out his hand and poke it, jumped onto the stone mill, and then his body swayed around Ye Han and kept spinning.
Ye Han deliberately opened the door in order to test Bai Zhantang's martial arts. Just listen to the sound of 'Sunflower Point Acuman'. There was a faint internal force from the two big holes behind him.
The internal force that invaded the body of the true element must be eliminated in a moment. At the same time, a terrible howl was heard behind him. When he turned around, he saw that Bai Zhantang was spitting blood, holding the edge of the ancient well with both hands.
"No, it won't! Lao Bai, you are a thief! After Guo Furong finished speaking, she quickly covered her mouth and waited for Ye Han. And Bai Zhantang, who was called by Guo Furong to reveal his identity, was even more frightened of the three souls and six souls, and lost the two souls and four souls.
Ye Han shook his head, this is the legendary thief saint. The kung fu is not mixed, but the fame is terrifying. Just now, he only used three successes. Bai Zhantang was seriously injured before he could even break his protective qi.