In the online game Age of Legends, there are two ways to build a character. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

One is to create a character in the game that is exactly the same as the real life through the body data obtained by scanning.

Another way to build a role is the most traditional way to pinch people.

In this game, more than 80% of players have chosen the pinching mode.

One of the reasons is because everyone's looks are more or less flawed, so I want to build a more handsome (beautiful) self in the game.

Another reason is that I don't want to substitute my real things into the game.

Finally, there is one more reason that cannot be ignored:

Because the graphics of this game are very good, and the pinching system is also very powerful, the pinched characters are also very good-looking.

Therefore, some dead houses who can't find a girlfriend in real life and can only vent their desires in the virtual world choose to build a female character in the game that best meets their preferences.

"Look at this character of yours!"

Ji Kong pointed at Yuzhi Yazi's body with his finger: "The petite figure, the cute face, and the plump European pie are simply childlike ****!" If that's all it takes, you still have a round and warped ass that holds up all the clothes! ”

"This kind of body full of color is the favorite of Japanese otaku!"

"So, there's only one truth - under your cute face, the person who manipulates your character is actually a big guy who picks his feet, right?!"

"Good...... It's too much, it's full of lust or something, and you actually use such a shameful word to describe Yazi......"

Yuzhi Yazi's extremely beautiful blue eyes were filled with tears, and she looked at Ji Kong with tears in her eyes, the dull hair on her head trembled, like an abandoned deer, and her cuteness was simply off the charts!

Ji Kong was not moved at all: "Now it's useless for you to sell cuteness to me, my eyes have seen the essence of your big man through your cute appearance!" Do you think I'll be shaken by the cuteness of a big guy with a big foot? ”

"But...... But Yazi is really a girl! ”

"Huh!" Ji Kong smiled: "In the average MMORPG online game, the ratio of men and women is at least 10:1, and the ratio of ugly women to beauties is 10:1, and the ratio of beauties to stunning beauties is at least 100:1!" In other words, if you want to meet a real stunning beauty in the game, the chance is 1 in 10,000! ”

Tamashiki Yazi: "Yes, but it's ......"

"There's nothing to do, look at the demands of those game nerds!"

Ji Kong clicked on the dating section in the game's built-in forum and pointed out the posts on it to Yuzhi Yazi.

"Ask for a wife in the game, ask for the game characters to be cute, and in reality, you can turn into women's clothes!"

"Find a wife, whether male or female, who can use a voice changer!"

"I really want my wife, I don't need you to transform into a device and a woman's clothes, as long as you pretend to be like it!"

"Ask for one, there is a cute boy with a big JJ as a wife!"

Tamaoki Ako: "......"

"Look! Even the otaku are desperate for the women in the game! Therefore, the beauty in the online game cannot be a girl! ”

Seeing that Yazi's eyes were glowing with black light, and he looked like he was about to turn black after being hit, Ji Kong was also a little unbearable, and comforted: "Actually, I can understand your behavior, after all, what is wrong with men playing with women?" Those who like to play with men are perverts, okay! ”

"I don't care! What the hell does Arthas have to believe I'm a girl?! Tamaki Yazi suddenly spoke.

"Well, this kind of thing is ...... anyway."

Before Ji Kong finished speaking, Yuzhi Yazi interrupted: "My name is Yuzhi Yazi, 16 years old this year, 152cm tall, although I am in the first year of Maezaki High School, I often skip class, the person I like is Alsace, the person I hate is Xianchong, and the measurements are ......"

"Shut up!" Seeing that everyone around her was looking over, Ji Kong hurriedly covered her mouth: "What are you doing here?!" ”

"If I tell Arthas all the information about myself, Arthas will believe that I'm a girl, right?"

"The problem is that there are too many slots in your words, right? Is there a name in reality and in the game? I've only seen one side, and I don't even know my character in reality, so you actually say you like me? ”

"Is there a difference between reality and games?"

Yazi's sudden words made Ji Kong's whole person stunned for a moment, and he couldn't help but touch her head: "Are you serious, or are you joking with me?" ”

"Arthas was the first person to help me in the game, is it weird that I like him?"

"Of course it's weird!"

After Ji Kong answered, he was suddenly stunned, because he remembered the name of a disease:

Real-life gaming confusion.

This refers to the fact that some people are so dependent on the virtual world that they can't tell the difference between the real and the virtual world.

This symptom was also encountered in Ji Kong in his previous life.

For example, when a junior high school student in Guangzhou was masturbating, he found that he could spray white liquid, so he mistakenly thought he was Spider-Man, jumped from the sixth floor of faith, and died on the ground......

Judging by Yazi's current condition, if she wasn't joking with herself, then she was definitely a heavy reality game confusion sufferer!

Psychopaths are not easy to mess with, and this kind of person is often unreasonable, Ji Kong decided to stabilize her, so he said: "Okay, now I believe you are a girl." ”

"Arthas, then, please marry me!"

"Huh?!"

Ji Kong plucked his ears, "I seem to have auditory hallucinations just now, do you say it again?" ”

"Arthas-kun, please marry me!!"

The black-haired and blue-eyed beautiful girl said with a yearning expression.