7. Don't play tricks on people
"Oh", I deliberately pretended to be enlightened, "The one who ran away must have remembered the way you and me looked, so ......"
"So", he saw that my heart was moved, and hurriedly struck while the iron was hot, "instead of being broken by each of them, it is better for a few of us to join forces and directly kill them and eliminate the future troubles forever." ”
Forever rid of the aftermath? He thought it was beautiful. Hatred is such a thing, can it be eliminated!
"My name is Ding Fan", I knew that if I didn't agree, I wouldn't be able to get out, so I accepted it when I saw it, "I don't know what the respect is?" ”
"Poor...... Oh, my name is Zao Wou-Ki! ”
"Zao Wou-Ki? The name sounds familiar," I whispered.
"Well, Stephen Chow's movie, the villain in Wu Zhuangyuan Su Qi'er, has the same name as me, haha."
"It turned out to be a celebrity, disrespectful, disrespectful!"
"Cut, he's a bird celebrity, this ......" he coughed suddenly, then changed the subject, "how long will it take you to be better?" ”
"Huh?" I didn't understand what he meant at first, but then I came back to think that he was talking about the waterline on me. It was a stump for me, and it was the first time I had experienced this.
I was silent, and he couldn't see my embarrassed expression anyway.
"Alright then, you go ahead. I'll go back to Boss Zhou first, and then come to us when you're done. Oh, by the way, the first time we met, and I'll give you a greeting gift. ”
An object, breaking through the mist, flew towards me.
I subconsciously reached out to take it, only to realize that my hand was no longer familiar. Its outline is made up of tens of thousands of small droplets. These water droplets, sparse on the outside and dense on the inside, are being regenerated from the bones through intensive extrusion, little by little, just like a 3D printer printing.
I hesitated for a moment, delayed the movement of my hand, lost my head, and failed to catch something. The objects thrown by the other party came straight to the door in front of me, and I subconsciously closed my eyes.
But nothing came crashing into it.
I opened my eyes again and noticed that there was an extra mist in front of me.
A fist-sized yellow metal ball, lying quietly on top of the mist.
"Haha, it seems that you are not very skilled in the use of this body, no wonder you were so embarrassed by a fire just now. I'll see you later, I'll go first. ”
I heard the sound of his heart beating away, and he was walking quite fast.
With a fist-sized gold ball, this guy is really generous. He shouldn't have been invited by Zhou Papi for money, but he really has an inextricable knot with Inoue Kawaichi, so you can consider the alliance.
In things destined to fight for life and death, it is better to have one more friend than one more enemy.
Because I have been reborn once, I have enough immunity to the strange things that happen to my body. Of course, I also know very well that in this situation, I can only wait quietly for the end, and the less interference the better.
At this point, it was when I was sleepy, I didn't dare to fall asleep and didn't have the energy to think, so I finally survived until the end.
As the water line disappeared, the mist suddenly dissipated, and I finally saw the "world" that I had not seen for a long time.
Although, it is stationary. I saw that all the people and objects in these carriages were suspended at a specific movement at a certain point in time, as if they had been immobilized, and many objects were suspended.
Also, I was in a hard-seat car instead of a sleeper car.
It's strange, didn't I start from the soft sleeper car and go in the direction of the front of the car, why did I come to the hard seat car in the back instead?
Before I could comprehend, there was a clattering sound from outside, and the carriage shook violently, and the train arrived.
It was like receiving a signal to "cancel the pause", and the people and things in the carriage suddenly came alive again.
A few people, yawning, looked at me twice and then looked surprised, and one stood up and pointed at me and shouted, looking very excited.
I looked down. Damn, I'm not wearing clothes
Then I remembered that my last memory was to take off my clothes to resist the heat.
The carriage was full of vulgar people, and I couldn't do anything rough with them, so I had to put my face in the way, rush forward, hide in the toilet, and lock the door.
In Fan Li's treasure house, there are still some replacement clothes, I am in a hurry to put them on, and I don't care about the dirtiness in them, and my face is a big matter.
As soon as I put my clothes on, before I could fasten the zipper and the outside buttons, the door to the toilet opened.
A person pushed the door in, it was the conductor, and there was a crowd of people behind him, probably some onlookers waiting to see the excitement.
With the clothes on my body, I already had the confidence, so I simply deliberately dropped my pants, and then pretended to be panicked: "What are you going to do?" ”
The conductor blushed and withdrew.
After a while, I heard the soprano screaming outside, and I was so happy.
However, it's not over yet.
When it comes to watching other people's jokes, individual Chinese people have shown shocking resilience.
In the crowd that had just been scolded, someone reminded the conductor to check my ticket, this kid is unknown.
If I was in the toilet and didn't hear it beforehand, going out would definitely be another toss, and it would be embarrassing.
I used Fan Li's mana, with the memory of the brain, to make a sleeper card, the carriage and bunk number are naturally made with Zhou peeling, 10 cars and 8 times.
I put the sleeper card in my coat pocket, tidied up the image a little, and pushed open the toilet door.
When the conductor saw me, his face turned red again, and he hesitated but did not speak. I don't know if she was afraid of embarrassment again, but she didn't take the suggestion to check the ticket, although it wasn't troublesome.
A guy with a sharp beak and monkey cheeks, but he squeezed up and blocked my way: "Dude, look at the eyes, you are not from this carriage, right?" Do you have a ticket? I suspect you're a thief. ”
Well, I am indeed a thief.
When I pretended to move forward, I used Fan Li's skillful hand empty, took the wallet in this guy's pocket with one hand, and threw it into my treasure house; With the other hand, he took the other person's wallet and put it in his pocket. If no one offends me, I will not offend anyone; But if a man sins against me, how can I easily let him go?
When I got my stuff and couldn't get through, I stopped and said calmly, "It's true that I'm not on this carriage, but I'm not a thief either." ”
"Listen to what he said! It's not from this carriage, what are you doing here? ”
"When I stopped at the last stop, I got out of the car to get some air, and I accidentally walked over and came here." I've already figured out an excuse, and it's not very reliable, but it's a reason.
"Liar, get the ticket!" The monkey-cheeked guy with a sharp beak reached out to me.
"To you? Why! "Not to be outdone.
This time, the conductor stood on his side: "This passenger, since you said that you are not from this carriage, please take out the ticket." ”
"Okay!" I put my hand in my pocket.
What's going on? The sleeper card is gone! I broke out in a cold sweat. (To be continued.) )