Zhan Erbang said: "It's okay, it's okay, everyone is Chinese, help each other, come on, please come in, we're about to eat, you haven't eaten yet, right?" Let's eat together, Cream, and go and call your uncle down! ”

Cream pouted with an "oh" and reluctantly turned away. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

In Zhan Erbang's warm greeting, Wang Bo walked into the villa, only to see Barbara, the role assistant played by Mao Xianyun, walking out with a plate of fried fish, after seeing Wang Bo, he glanced vigilantly, and then pulled Zhan Erbang to the side and said: "Second Gang, I heard that Cream Lian said that this person is a smuggler, and he doesn't know who he is, so let's not leave him at home." ”

Zhan Erbang said: "Don't say it so loudly, be careful of being heard." Don't worry, it's going to be fine, you see he's white and clean, a handsome guy, and he's not a bad guy at first glance. Don't worry, everyone is Chinese, everyone has times when they are in trouble, help each other. Okay, eat first. ”

"Oh, Wang Bo, you are still willing to come back!" Guan Ren walked down the stairs, walked quickly to Wang Bo, and reprimanded, "Is there a bodyguard like you?" As soon as I left, I didn't see anyone for several days, and I was chased and killed for several days, do you know? ”

After finishing speaking, he turned around and said to Zhan Erbang with a shy smile: "Brother-in-law, this is my newly hired bodyguard, he is very powerful, one hundred and eighty people can't get close to him, of course, compared to you, it must not be comparable, hehe......"

Zhan Erbang said angrily: "Don't be hippie and smile, I told me about the cream." I said that you have nothing to do all day long, and you are still swaggering, what bodyguards are not bodyguards, don't talk about it in the future. ”

He turned to Wang Bo and apologized: "Mr. Wang Bo, I'm really sorry, Guan Ren is the younger brother of my ex-wife, although he is sometimes not very good, but he is a good person, if there is anything wrong before, please forgive me." ”

Wang Bo was about to speak, but Guan Ren was dissatisfied: "Hey, brother-in-law, what are you talking about, what are you doing to do nothing, I am a monk hermit!" ”

Barbara walked up to Guan Ren with a plate, and said with a smile: "Mr. Guan, you're ready to eat, you're all guests, wait and eat as you like!" By the way, your sister has been divorced from Brother Bang for many years, and you eat him, wear him, and use his ...... Is it easy to get a job? ”

Guan Ren said loudly: "You must know that I am a cultivator, how heavy the responsibility is, think about it!" I'm going to take my brother-in-law and his family to heaven!" If you can't get on, can you afford it? ”

Barbara didn't understand what Guan Ren meant, frowned, and subconsciously shook her head.

Guan Ren said: "I can't afford to pay, that's fine!" ”

Zhan Erbang shook his head and said, "Ah Ren, many masters often appear on TV and teach people to wear crystals to make money, but you hide at home all day long, it's not okay." ”

Guan Ren said aggrieved and dissatisfied: "Brother-in-law, how can you say that!" I also go out to take a bath, massage, help beautiful women look at the light, and I often burn incense and worship God for you at home! How can you say that about me! ”

Zhan Erbang looked a little helpless, but he continued to persuade: "It's better to follow me, be my assistant, and earn some pocket money!" ”

Guan Ren reproached: "Wow, brother-in-law, you are embarrassed to mention this!" Have you forgotten the last time I went to an action movie with you? Almost didn't kill me! My sister is just such a younger brother as me, my family is still three generations of single inheritance, who will pass on the family to me when I die! Oops, my whole body hurts when it comes to running tricks, so you can comfort my fragile soul with some medical expenses! ”

Zhan Erbang was completely speechless, turned to face Wang Bo, and said enthusiastically: "Mr. Wang Bo, it's time to eat, don't be polite!" Also, as long as you don't dislike me here, in the future, you will live in my house, and it will be your own home! ”

Wang Bo thanked: "Thank you, Mr. Zhan. ”

Zhan Erbang said: "You're welcome, just call me Erbang, or like everyone else, call me Zhan...... Two Bangs! As he spoke, he raised his hand, straightened his thumb, index finger and middle finger to make a pistol posture and held it on his chin, his eyes changed, and the original image of "Ji Po" suddenly became sharp and resolute, making people feel very similar to Agent Zero Zero-Seven.

Wang Bo laughed in his heart: "Wang Jing's movie is like this, low-level fun and nonsensical. ”

After dinner, Guan Ren took Wang Bo to the lawn of the flower courtyard and asked, "Where have you been these days?" And last time you said you went to the casino to play two hands, did you win? ”

Wang Bo saw him rubbing his hands and smiling cheaply, so he said: "You don't care about where I go at all, the point is to ask me if I have won money in the casino, right?" ”

Guan Ren puffed up his chest, made a righteous and awe-inspiring appearance, and said: "Although we have known each other for a short time, I have already regarded you as my brother, as the so-called two brothers in one world, brothers are like siblings, if something happens to you, I will definitely be very sad." ”

As soon as he finished saying this, he immediately bent down and asked with a cheap smile: "Tell me, how much money did you win?" ”

Wang Bo automatically filtered his previous words, and said lightly: "It's just a little bit of money, don't mention it." ”

Guan Ren's eyes lit up, "Won the money?" That's great! In the past few days, I have heard from friends in the Tao that there is a mysterious young man with excellent gambling skills, and almost all the casinos in Xiangjiang have won to bankruptcy, and now the major casinos have blacklisted him and he is not allowed to enter the casino again. It is said that in just a few days, he has won at least billions of billions, tsk, it's so violent! If I had half the power of him, I would have it! ”

Wang Bo saw that he was caught in the middle of the mind, shook his head, and was about to leave, but after Guan Ren reacted, he quickly grabbed it and said, "How much money did you win?" Yes! You won't ...... It's that mysterious young man, right? ”

He stared at Wang Bo with wide eyes, the expression on his face was nervous and expectant.

Wang Bo glanced at him and asked, "What do you think?" ”

Guan Renhu looked at it suspiciously for a long time, and said: "Well, it shouldn't be possible, if you win so much money, where will you come back here!" With so much money, everyone will buy a mansion and villa, take a bath and massage with a large group of beautiful women. Forget it, leave him alone, heck, don't get off the hook, tell me how much money you won? ”

Wang Bo thought to himself: "It's always been you who ask nonsense, and you blame me!" He said angrily: "Don't worry if you win more or less, anyway, you didn't lose money, you want to know so much if I win or not, what do you want to do?" ”

Guan Ren rubbed his hands and said flatteringly: "Hehe, since you have won the money, my own brother, I will not be polite to you, I have been short of money recently, and I want to borrow some money, hehe......"

Wang Bo said: "Do you want to take a bath and get a massage again?" ”

Guan Ren clapped his palms and said, "In the end, they are still brothers, and they have a heart, as soon as I say it, you will understand!" Don't worry, I will pay back the money I borrowed from you, my sister will come back tomorrow, my sister is an international star, and the salary of a movie is tens of millions, and I will ask her for a million or hundreds of thousands, double your return! ”

Wang Bo recalled the plot of the movie, the mad scientist Dr. Danu and the terrorist Long Yi seemed to be hiding in the massage center, according to the development of the plot of the movie, the "Super SARS Virus" and the "Intellectual Degenerative Virus" have been developed, and it seems that Interpol Tie Nan will be ordered to snatch it tonight, and it just so happens that Guan Ren met with Dr. Dangnu and Tie Nan in that massage center.

He said, "Well, I'll go with you to see what kind of fun massage is that fascinates you so much." ”

Guan Renbei smiled: "You finally can't help the spring/heart rippling...... Ha ha! Okay, let's go together! I'm in for a treat, you pay! When the time comes, I will definitely introduce a few beautiful girls to you...... Ah no, acquaintance! ”

When you come to the massage center, you can see that the decoration is luxurious everywhere, the beauties are like clouds, countless, and all of them are big breasts and buttocks, thin waist and long legs, as long as the man walks into it, he immediately falls into the gentle township, forget all the troubles, this is simply a man's paradise!

Wang Bo looked at the beautiful women who passed by with open breasts and legs, and kept flattering their eyes, and said secretly: "The strength of Dr. Danu and Long Yi seems to be very strong, and it will cost a lot of money to build such a gold cave. Moreover, who would have thought that such a wonderful paradise place would hide a gang of terrorists! ”

Guan Ren said excitedly: "How is it?" There are a lot of beautiful women, right? Ha ha...... Go take a shower first, and then get a massage later! He stuck out his tongue, sucked and smashed his mouth, his eyes glowed green, "The people who help people massage are all big beauties who want to have breasts and ass, you can do whatever you want, of course, provided that you are willing to spend money!" ”

Entering the bath, Guan Ren suddenly put away the excited expression just now, became calm and relaxed, and saw Wang Bo's puzzled eyes, and said very solemnly: "Before the massage, it must be the same as burning incense and worshiping the Buddha, you must be pious and solemn, you must bathe and change your clothes, so that you can recuperate, and you can wait for the dragon and the tiger to be fierce, and kill the other party to lose their armor and abandon their armor, and retreat!" ”

Wang Bo listened, almost choked on saliva, can associate massage with worship Buddha, this kind of strange idea is really unheard of, immediately gave a thumbs up, and praised again and again: "Admire and admire ......"

At this moment, a middle-aged man with a timid-looking, short and fat look and a big back walked in.

Wang Bo looked at the black glove he was wearing on his right hand and thought, "This should be Dr. Dangnu, a mad scientist!" According to the film, his right hand is a high-tech prosthetic leg that can be turned into a variety of weapons. ”

"This movie is Wang Jing's illogical, brainless, low-level fun 'fast food film' style, although it is mainly funny, but the high-tech component is very high, you have to be careful, if you despise carelessness and end up capsizing in the gutter, it will be a shame and a big loss." (To be continued.) )