"It's delicious! It's a pity that I just put a few sticks of incense on you, you shouldn't be able to eat it, right? Zhang Xiaofan smiled and ate the plate of husband and wife lung tablets in front of him.

Mind food abides by the law of conservation of energy, when you attach the food in the world to the ghosts to eat, and after they finish eating, even if the food is delicious, you eat it again, it is like chewing wax, so Zhang Xiaofan is not very reluctant to give them this plate of husband and wife lung tablets to eat.

If you feel that your parents have had a little better luck after worshipping the gods and immortals, then the next time you worship again, taste the food after the worship and feel if the food is the same as before the worship.

By the way, the gods or ancestors will do as much as they are willing to eat; In other words, if the food is the same before and after the service, it means that he is not willing to help you fulfill your wishes.

"Humph! In this world, some people just don't have a long memory! Xiao Liang picked up a piece of lung from the plate and stuffed it into his mouth: "Well, it's really delicious!" ”

Chen Yating covered her mouth and chuckled, and then ate a piece of husband and wife lung tablets: "It's really delicious!" ”

This is actually the food of the mind!! I actually eat dirt again!! Again! Eat! Earth!!!

Zhang Xiaofan stared, was stunned for a while, and hurriedly rushed to the toilet to induce vomiting! Just kidding, Zhang Xiaofan doesn't want stomach bleeding!

Chen Yating patted the back of Zhang Xiaofan's head and temporarily closed Zhang Xiaofan's yin and yang eyes: "We just want to see when you can notice the unusualness here, I didn't expect you to be too stupid, let's take a good look at the difference here!" ”

Zhang Xiaofan froze down, the toilet that looked brand new just now became very dilapidated, and when he looked around, he found that their room was in tatters, and the lights were dim, as if it was a dilapidated house that had been abandoned for a long time.

Xiao Liang smiled contemptuously: "Yin and yang eyes are not omnipotent, although it allows you to see ghosts, but it will also allow you to easily see illusions that ordinary people can't see, Chen Yating and I noticed it before we entered the door, why didn't you find out that this is not a place where people live?" This illusion is very useful and can be maintained by a lot of yin qi. ”

"It's a ghost hotel!" Chen Yating made a grimace, originally wanted to scare Zhang Xiaofan, but she didn't expect it to make people feel very cute.

"I thought it was air conditioning, what's the matter? I'm not a professional, I can't see through the illusion, I can't see through the illusion, what can you do with me? Zhang Xiaofan glanced at the current environment again, turned his head to Chen Yating and said: "I still want to see the illusion, the reality is quite infiltrating!" ”

Chen Yating pouted in response, and patted the back of Zhang Xiaofan's head again, making Zhang Xiaofan change from the dilapidated vision of mortals to the new brightness of the ghost vision.

"No wonder everyone is hesitant when they ask for directions, and when the kind old man says 'unclean', he means that this hotel is really not clean!" Zhang Xiaofan is still very angry, after all, he booked a hotel online, and he must give a bad review! I don't believe that the current ghosts also book rooms online? Do you want to be so advanced?

Zhang Xiaofan logged in to the booking website with his mobile phone, carefully looked at the small slogan under the website logo, and found that this Coptis chinensis was eaten, and there was really no way to scream:

Meifang.com - a professional room network that meets the ghost clan!

Dating your sister, covenant! Brother, I'm here for a tour, okay? Didn't you say that with Xiaoliang, your luck will get better? How can you book a room casually and book a ghost hotel?

"I can't stand it anymore! Go to bed! Don't wake me up until it's time for dinner! Zhang Xiaofan lay on the bed, grabbed the sheets and covered his head and fell asleep.

Chen Yating asked Xiao Liang: "That waiter just now doesn't look like a ghost, but he has no yang energy, what kind of species is it?" ”

Xiao Liang took out a thick book from his pocket, which was "Strange Things of the Underworld", he quickly found a page with the same characteristics, and read: "Corpse man, a kind of low-class zombie, has the IQ of an ordinary human, has no soul, but retains a trace of the memory of life;

After ordinary humans die, the corpse is born under the rendering of rich yin qi, and after becoming a corpse person, it does not touch yin and yang, the body exudes corpse energy, and the character is docile, it is a race that is good at cooking in the ghost world, and has the ability to completely restore the taste of human food after smelling a bite of human food. After birth, it has a lifespan of about 200 years, and after death, it is completely destroyed and does not enter reincarnation. ”

Chen Yating nodded and said, "No wonder! The food is so delicious, the waiters and chefs in this house can't all be corpses, right? ”

"Quite possibly! However, they themselves do not exude yin energy, and it is impossible for the guests who live here to help maintain the illusion here at all times, so there should still be a powerful ghost here! Xiao Liang remembered the rules of the ghost world and asked Chen Yating to follow him outside.

There is a rule in the ghost world that must be followed, if a wandering spirit drifts to someone else's territory, he must visit it first, otherwise it will be tantamount to disrespecting it; If you meet a ghost with a good personality, it is very likely that he will devour you when you are defenseless.

"Tuk Tuk!" Xiao Liang smelled the source of the yin qi and walked to a door next to the computer room in the basement.

"Come in!" The deep bass said in a deep voice.

opened the door, and a rich yin qi rushed to his face, almost lifting Xiaoliang and Chen Yating.

It must be known that yin qi is like a person's body odor, although it is not really a peculiar smell, but other ghosts will still respond to the smell, not to mention that this yin qi is about to become substantial.

Xiao Liang and Chen Yating held their breath and glanced inside, both of them were shocked!

A middle-aged, thin man with white hair and waist-length sat on the ground trapped in heavy shackles, his clothes in tattered clothes, as if they hadn't been washed for hundreds of years. His pipa bone and dantian position were penetrated, making him unable to move.

He spoke slowly, and the deep bass was terrifying: "It's two polite little ghosts, it's a pity that you visited the wrong place, I'm not a ghost, I'm a human!" ”

Xiao Liang thought for a while, and thought of something again, so he clasped his hands into fists: "I've seen the predecessors of Longhu Mountain Zhang Tielin!" ”

The thin man slowly spoke: "Oh! Does anyone else know the old man? Pinch your fingers, the old man has been isolated from the world for 200 years, right? ”

"Him! He! Is he Zhang Tielin's senior? Chen Yating saw a living legend and couldn't even speak clearly.

Zhang Tielin, a lay disciple of Longhu Mountain, joined the army during the Qing Dynasty, during which he accompanied the army to destroy demons and eliminate countless demons; In a small-scale rebellion in Shuchuan, he found a chain of demon gathering arrays, when it operated, it would make the people's hearts demonic, and it would inevitably cause wars and misery in the future! Sensing that a person could not be destroyed, he sealed the array with his physical body.

Although no one could find him after that, his righteousness was passed down from generation to generation as one of the classic stories for educating Taoist disciples.

"You'd better go and save the accompanying humans first, and then come and talk to the old man!" Zhang Tielin gently pushed Chen Yating and Xiaoliang out of the room.

"Let's go!" Chen Yating hugged Xiao Liang and ran back to their suite.

As soon as she pushed the door, Chen Yating blushed.

I saw that Zhang Xiaofan's whole body was stripped of nothing, and he was suppressed underneath unable to move, and a naked female ghost with a sexy body was preparing to do something that could devour yang energy.

"Help, help, !!" Zhang Xiaofan, who was about to enjoy himself, immediately changed his face as soon as he saw Chen Yating come in: "Help!" I'm going to be!! ”

Xiao Liang held his forehead and muttered: "A mortal enters a ghost hotel, it's really easy to attract attention!" ”

"Why do you want to spoil my good deeds!" The female ghost has been out of balance for a long time, and it is not easy to find a lonely human, who is still in the ghost hotel! I was ready to take a bite, but I didn't expect the duck in this bowl to really fly.

"Chen Yating, you should care about it the most, right? You're on! Xiao Liang leaned against the door with a smile and said to Zhang Xiaofan: "You're too anxious, aren't you?" Isn't it a twenty-two-year-old virgin? Put a little more thought, bubble Chen Yating, although her breasts are not amazingly big, she is not only beautiful, but she will not suck your yang energy! ”

"Die!" Chen Yating kicked the little Xiao Liang away, turned around and punched the sexy female ghost again.

With a bang, the sexy female ghost turned into the body shape of a heavyweight Japanese wrestler, it turned out that this female ghost was using her mind to change her figure, and she was beaten hard by Chen Yating, and she couldn't be distracted to maintain her figure, so her original form was revealed.

The female ghost didn't ask why, she quickly crawled out and escaped.

Zhang Xiaofan's mood is complicated now, he was sorry that he was not listed, but now he is glad that he was lucky not to be listed just now.

After Xiao Liang crawled back with difficulty, he saw the true appearance of the female ghost, and he didn't cry out in pain, but just lay on the ground and laughed: "Hahahahaha!" Ha ha! Zhang Xiaofan! Hahaha! You almost got by a super fat fat woman! Hahahaha!! ”

Chen Yating glared at Zhang Xiaofan with murderous eyes, and turned around and sat on the bed angrily: "Hmph! None of the men are good! Don't hurry up and put your pants on! ”

"Oh! Oh! Oh! Zhang Xiaofan obeyed, hurriedly put on his underwear, pants and clothes one by one, thought about it, and said, "That's not right!" I'm a victim, okay? Why be angry with me? ”

"Don't quibble, the moment we opened the door, we saw your expression of enjoyment!" Xiao Liang was still laughing, and he couldn't stop at all.

"Well, if I'm wrong, I should try to resist if I can't resist! Don't be angry! She and I haven't started yet, almost! It's just a little bit close, you can trust me! Zhang Xiaofan took Chen Yating's hand and leaned his head on Chen Yating's coquettishness: "It's all to blame for those Internet jokes that taught me badly, say anything you can't resist and enjoy it, in fact, I'm not such a person at all!" ”

"Did you know that you almost got sucked out of your yang energy! Without Yang Qi to protect your body, all your essence and spirit will be drained within an hour, and then you will die!! Chen Yating was very angry, because he, like Zhang Xiaofan, couldn't see that someone around him was in danger, fortunately, there was a master who reminded him, if next time Chen Yating and Xiaoliang left a little, and Zhang Xiaofan had no one to protect him and was in danger, what should he do?

"I swear! Not next time!! You will dissipate your anger~" Zhang Xiaofan is addicted to coquettishness, and has been rubbing on Chen Yating's shoulders, there are not many opportunities for this kind of legitimate reason to rub oil.

Chen Yating finally noticed that Zhang Xiaofan was a little improper, although she also enjoyed it, but after all, there was Xiaoliang next to her, which was a little embarrassing, she blushed and said to Zhang Xiaofan: "Okay, okay!" I'm not angry, you go away first! ”

"It's okay, it's okay, you're busy, I'll go to the kitchen first and ask the chef to make something, and bring it to the senior who just saved your life!" Xiao Liang is not blind, this person and a ghost have feelings for each other is not an overnight thing, give them a little space, let them have a ghost relationship, and they can watch a good show.

After Xiaoliang left, Zhang Xiaofan and Chen Yating were silent for a long time.

Zhang Xiaofan opened his mouth and said: "Beauty, do you say that in this world, there are mortals and ghosts who fall in love?" ”

Chen Yating smiled and said, "Yes, handsome guy, so what?" ”

"So this beauty, can you be my girlfriend?" Zhang Xiaofan took Chen Yating's little hand again and looked at her sincerely.

Chen Yating raised her head, and on her delicate face, a mischievous smile evoked: "I'll think about it!" ”

Zhang Xiaofan also smiled, if he lost this woman, he would regret it, right?