Chapter 250: Breaking a Branch as a Laughing Stick (Please)
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Formation?
What formation?
Is there a woolen relationship between formation and dressing?
Be! Not bad! I'm really a novice in formation, but I don't know about formation, but I've also read a lot of books about formations, how come I've never seen a formation related to clothing materials? If you say that you want to pass through the formation naked, it seems to be a little more reliable, but this-the world is too big and too wonderful, after all, you still have less knowledge?
However, it seems that this time there is an opportunity to fill this gap, which is also very good!
"This formation is the big array of our Miao Village, as for what the name is and what specific functions it has, hehe, with your current identity, it is not enough to know, so I can't tell you! But-" Mr. Miao followed the lights of the horse lanterns around him, glanced around at everyone, and continued: "However, this formation has a strange property, all the metals carried by the human body when passing through its entrance and exit will be turned into nothingness. β
"Wow! It's amazing! β
"Is this storytelling?"
"All the metal melted away? This is a platinum diamond ring of mine! What can I do? β
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Belch! Is it so amazing?
I don't care about the external metal-containing things being melted away, but I know that there are a lot of metal-containing things that can be stored in the sea, and the first thing to bear the brunt of is naturally those hundreds of catties of gold. Then I also bought a lot of daily necessities and kept them in Zhihai, although these things are not very valuable. But after all, it was bought with your own money, didn't it?
Mr. Miao is talking about in vitro, but what I store is in vivo! My anti-heaven plug-in won't be discovered by the magical formation I'm about to go to, right!?
Bet!
Even if it is reduced to nothingness, I admit it! Anyway, this anti-heaven skill of mine can't be exposed even if it's killed.
Besides, isn't there a saying that "hold up the bold, starve the cowardly", in case I get by. And the things I carry have been used just right one day, wouldn't I be happy to kill myself?
"Quiet! What's the noise? A group of melon babies who have never seen the world! "Mr. Miao, are you really okay to say that? But the effect is really good - everyone is quiet, Miao is very satisfied with the effect of his words, "If we don't prepare these clothes for you, in case you drop your pants and shoes when you pass through the battle - you are gone, it is a small matter, if you drag everyone down because of this, are you embarrassed?" β
Belch! It turns out that this estimate is also very correct! Whose clothes, pants, and shoes are not metal-free? If this were the girl's house, then follow them - it would...
"Don't worry! These clothes are free, and we can still afford this little benefit. And what kind of clothes, jewelry, boxes, mobile phones and watches of yours can also be taught to us to keep - "Mr. Miao's brain melon seeds are "high", and his little eyes roll. Continued: "Don't worry! This one is also free! β
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief when they heard "huh......
"But-" Damn it, Mr. Miao changed his words, "We only keep it for free for two years." If it takes a long time, you will be charged a storage fee based on the value of the item! Rest assured, our appraisal level is absolutely professional, the price is absolutely fair, and we are all our own people, there will be no profit calculation method, and there will be no phenomenon of appropriation. Unless any of you dies......"
Profiteer! Profiteer! Profiteer!
No wonder these things are not explained clearly in Du'an, and now in the middle of the night at the foot of a mountain that doesn't know what the hell is going on. Who can refuse to come?
Moreover, when entering Miao Village to study, it takes at least two years for people with general qualifications to study, or even longer, so Mr. Miao's "send-off trip" business has finally been completed.
There was no way for everyone to obediently change into coarse cloth clothes, shoes and socks, and store their own things. Carrying a coarse cloth package, and then they all traveled lightly and went into battle again, followed Mr. Miao and Xiaoxi to set off again, and went to the longed-for Miao Village......
It was already past eleven o'clock in the evening, although there was a bright moon in the sky. But this is a mountain and a forest, and I am afraid that it is difficult to enter in the light during the day, let alone the current situation. If it weren't for Mr. Miao's equipping everyone with a horse lantern, it would be really difficult to move an inch.
Everyone didn't speak, just lowered their heads and followed Mr. Miao - in fact, I am quite curious, why does this kind of work need to be led by Mr. Miao himself? Isn't it okay to send a cat or a dog casually? And there's a creek!
Could it be that he was hiding from the little white-faced family coming to find trouble? But didn't he confidently declare that no matter how awesome the other party was, it was just a secular family? Now why is he cowardly as soon as people come to the door?
Or is it something special?
In short, although this Miao Zong has average spiritual cultivation talent, he is also a mysterious and mysterious character......
Just followed Mr. Miao and the creek over the mountains and mountains, trekked through the mountains and rivers, zigzags and twists and turns, and walked more than three kinds - why did you sit in the car for more than three hours in the middle of the night, and then walked for two or three hours without seeing any scenery next to you, is this to prevent leakage of the real location of Miao Village? Otherwise, it's good to rush in broad daylight! Why so hard? If it weren't for the fact that everyone is a spirit with good strength, and their physical fitness is far beyond ordinary people, they will definitely be tired!
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To be honest, I'm also quite depressed, why are I in the mountains all the way? I feel that I have walked more roads tonight than I have walked this year, but it is still endless, where is this mysterious Miao Village?
It's no wonder that Long Wuye and Yu Shengyang also said before that Miao Village is in a mysterious place, if there is no acquaintance to lead the way, then no one can find it!
Hehehe, this way, I'm afraid I won't be able to remember the route and location of Miao Village if I walk three hundred times!
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It was estimated that it was more than three o'clock in the morning, when we were all numb to follow Mr. Miao's walking corpse, but suddenly heard Xiaoxi shouting happily: "It's here!" β
Arrived?
Everyone's spirits were shocked, but they raised the lantern to shine - it was still in the mountains and forests, but there was no peach orchard resort! And there's nothing special about it! At most, there is a large rock wall next to this inaccessible path - but there are so many such places along the way, so it is not surprising that everyone thinks that the creek is there?
Still, everyone was relieved. Anyway, it's a good thing after all, who the hell likes to rush to the mountains in the middle of the night when they are sick? Fortunately, tigers and other ferocious animals have been extinct in the wild forests in the south, otherwise if there is an accident and a disaster, then hehehe!
Everyone saw that Mr. Miao and the creek stopped, and naturally they also consciously stopped. Cheered up, looked at Mr. Miao curiously, looking forward to his next move......
But seeing that Miao always came to the plain stone wall unhurriedly and unhurriedly, and did not know where he was looking, he first knocked lightly three times, then six times heavily, and then nine times softly, and waited there quietly - what kind of play is this?
Everyone waited and watched, and they didn't dare to make a noise.
About three minutes later. Mr. Miao repeated the three-light, six-heavy, and nine-light tapping, and then waited......
Belch! Signal? Three-six-nine?
Isn't this the lunar day of our Qingshan Town?
"Heavenly King Covers the Tiger!"
Just as I was contemplating this coincidence, suddenly a low sound sounded in our ears - this voice seemed to come from nothing, and it seemed to come from the earth, as if it came from a stone wall, but it was more like someone whispering in my ear, this voice, even if my hearing spirit was at the peak of the fourth level, I could not hear where this voice came from - the person who spoke it. The strength is absolutely unfathomable.
Of course, this is not the soft and faint voice of the ghost, which I can still confidently recognise.
It's just this codeβyou? Is this true or false? "Heavenly King Cover the Tiger?" Who doesn't know what the next sentence is for people who have a little bit of culture in the whole of China?
"Pagoda Town River Demon!"
Of course, Mr. Miao didn't answer yet, and Xiao Han, who was fast-talking, took it loudly.
Everyone also laughed - it seems that everyone is a person of culture! No wonder they are all quite qualified!
I was about to join in the fun, but I saw that the creek next to me looked anxious, and Mr. Miao was even more angry, "Shut your dog's mouth!" If you are wordy, I will leave you down the mountain! β
Belch! Leave a man behind in such barren mountains and mountains. Even if he doesn't die, he has to peel off his skin!?
As for it? Didn't they just give you the answer? Why is it such a big liver fire - although many people don't say it in their mouths, they know by looking at their looks that they want to fight for Xiao Han, and Xiao Han is also full of grievances......
But I don't think it's as simple as we think!
"The connector code is wrong! Allow to answer again! If you answer incorrectly again, then all the formation channels will be closed this year, so please come back next year! The King of Heaven covers the tiger! β
That muffled voice sounded again out of nowhere. But we were so scared that we didn't dare to take a breath, especially Xiao Han covered his mouth tightly with his hand at this time, his expression was full of panic, obviously remorseful for the recklessness just now. And the person who had the intention to fight for Xiao Han just now also turned the wind direction at this time, and blamed Xiao Han for many things with angry eyes......
Hehehe, where there are people, there are rivers and lakes.
It seems that our small circle has also unconsciously formed a small river and lake......
I didn't dare to say anything, I just waved my hand gently at Xiao Han, signaling that it didn't matter, just don't be impulsive next time. Then I received this foolish look of gratitude, and I thought that if it weren't for the occasion to do something else, there was a good chance that this fool would have pulled out a "good guy card"......
Mr. Miao looked serious, looked around at everyone, and signaled that everyone should take care of their mouths, and then stood solemnly facing the stone wall, and said respectfully: "Chicken stewed mushrooms!" β
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Are you? What is this? Is this a connector code?
As soon as I saw that everyone around me was about to join the door, I saw that they were holding back their laughter, and they were so suffocated that they almost burst out of the corpse, but they didn't dare to laugh out loud. Especially Xiao Han, who answered the wrong question just now, this thing obviously lacked endurance, so he turned around and broke a thumb-sized branch on the side of the road, opened his mouth and bit it, and then released the smile on his face. A few fellows with a little less endurance also did the same, breaking branches as laughing sticks......
I? I'm okay! I can still hold back! If it's a big deal, lie on the ground and gnaw on the mud......
It's just that Xiaoxi's expression is very different from everyone else, and she is wondering like a curious baby, what's wrong? This code is neatly aligned and clever, what's so funny about that?
I have the heart to popularize the knowledge and humor of the outside society to this lovely Miao village girl, but what if I can't help it? Really gnawing mud? Forget it, let's be a pure and good girl!
"Correct! Welcome to the second entrance of Miao Village! The voice rang out again.
Is this just the second entrance? Where is the first entrance? How many entrances are there?
But I also know very well that these are not things we should ask and know, or it is the best policy to shut up and wait for instructions, in case I take it for granted like Xiaohan again - if I miss them, I don't care, and if I miss myself, it will be more than worth the loss!
Everyone waited curiously, but suddenly saw a crack in the stone wall silently peeking out from the middle, and then slowly opened to both sides, but when it reached a width of 1 meter, it stopped opening again.
Stone wall? Organ? Could this Miao village be built in the mountains? Hollowed out these mountains and built dungeons?
It's a pity that no one can ask, and no one dares to ask, but I can learn about it right away, and I really look forward to it......
Miao always does not move, we do not move.
But at this moment, two guys dressed in black, covered with black cloth, and wearing black hats, jumped out of the crack in the stone - if it weren't for this magical place, I would have thought that there were gangsters who wanted to block the road and rob them!
Mr. Miao's two black-clothed men came out, but they bowed and saluted, and then said, "The two adults have worked hard!" I am Miao Renfeng, and now I have to bring a group of spirits into the village, and I have to work a lot hard! β
"Master Miao is outside! Time is precious, so let's get started! A slightly chubby man in black said.
"Okay! Two adults work hard! β
Belch! My lord? Are all adults? They are humble to each other, as if they are all about the same status! However, although I didn't detect the strength realm of these two people, I knew at a glance that their strength was definitely at the top masters above the fifth level, no wonder they were sent to guard the entrance of the Great Array, no wonder Miao always respected them so much - for masters, for those who worked hard, no matter who they were and where they were, they should be respectful.
Although Mr. Miao does not have super high strength, he works hard outside, runs for the livelihood of the whole village, and also introduces the vitality of Miao Village every year, so he is naturally respected by his peers.
It's just that I still can't judge what their specific positions are!
"Line up, from short to tall, men and women in a line, the creek is the head, my palace is behind! Don't talk to each other in the middle, don't stop, set off immediately! β
Mr. Miao waved his hand and signaled that we were going to march to Miao Village immediately.
It's time for excitement......
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