Chapter 163: A Couplet

I saw that Wang Daoren first pointed behind the mayor, drew the word pardon with his hand in the void, and fixed the souls of the mayor behind him in place, and then took out the cuffs for a long time, and felt out a big bell, "When long, when long, when long." After ringing three times, the souls who came out turned their heads to the direction of the sound, and then saw the old Taoist throw the big bell into the circle and "dangchang" After a sound, the royal people began to pinch the mantra, and the souls outside obediently returned to the circle. Lao Dao checked around, and after seeing the souls that did not run out outside, he filled the gap that had just been drawn with his foot. The whole process is done in one go, and to paraphrase the current language, there is no sense of disobedience, and it is an absolute talent.

At this time, the mayor of the town sat on the cold ground, snorting and panting, the sloppy old man should have told him something, and he saw that the mayor couldn't stop nodding, after the old man finished speaking, his left hand pinched the broken piece of wine jar with the three mountain tricks, pinched the sword finger with his right hand, and recited the incantation again. Because it is too far away, and in the car, the wind in the northern winter is still very strong, I can't hear what the old Tao is reading, but what I can see is that the souls that ran out of the jar, all obediently returned to the altar, when zuihou a ghost entered the altar, the old Tao pressed the fragments of the wine jar in his left hand on the gap in the jar, the remaining cracks and places that were not completed, the sloppy old road took out two talismans, spit on the back of one talisman, and then pasted it in the gap in a cross shape, Then he picked up the bell from the ground and put it back in his cuffs, came to the mayor's position again, pointed to the mayor, and then pointed to the wine jar, and said a few words.

"Oh, you guys are so focused, don't forget to buy tickets." The sloppy old road opened the back door, and the first sentence when he opened his mouth was actually this kind of words, I like this old way more, it is too much for my appetite. "Old man, juniors are surprised to see your bones, you must be a martial arts wizard, and the responsibility of maintaining justice and peace in the universe will be handed over to you in the future!" As soon as I finished speaking, the fourth aunt gave me a brain scoop, "How do you talk to the elders, it's no big or small." "Biedong hand, sure enough, Lang after the Yangtze River pushes Lang forward, I like this kid." I didn't expect the sloppy old man to help me speak, "One Lang is stronger than one Lang, and the former Lang is dead on the beach." "I continued to be sloppy and old-fashioned, and the fourth aunt glared at me angrily." Shall we go back? The driver saw that the fourth aunt was a little angry, and hurriedly came out to play the round, "Let's go!" After the fourth aunt waited for Wang Daoren to sit down, she instructed the driver to drive back to her house.

The next day, an announcement was posted in the town, and the fourth aunt took a copy to show a few of us, and everyone was half happy to die after reading it. The announcement is as follows: On the evening of a certain month in 201X, a serious accident occurred at the project site in this town, after the accident, the town government attached great importance to it, and the mayor and the secretary of the town party committee immediately made instructions, requiring that at all costs, make every effort to search and rescue the trapped people, and make every effort to rescue the wounded, find out the cause of the accident, actively do a good job in the aftermath, and pay attention to the safety of search and rescue personnel. The mayor of the town rushed to the scene of the accident that night to command the rescue, and decided to start the emergency plan, and then rushed to the town hospital overnight to visit the wounded, and then held a meeting of the town government non-stop, to arrange the deployment of rescue and aftermath work, the secretary general of the town in his speech stressed that we should conscientiously implement the instructions of the mayor and the secretary of the town party committee, and asked to draw inferences from one case and learn from experience, and the whole town immediately carried out a major inspection of production safety. The town party committee and the town government set up an accident emergency response team headed by the mayor of the town, divided into three working groups such as on-site rescue, medical treatment, and aftermath treatment, and organized nearly 30 people, including militia, joint defense team, local people, engineering construction team and local people, to go all out to rescue the people. After nearly a night's hard work, the aftermath work has achieved a comprehensive victory, and a large number of advanced collectives and individuals have emerged.

After hearing this, Wang Daoren smiled, "This is almost eight strands, it's really funny." "After I listened to it, it was also a burst of daxiao, this person who wrote the manuscript is really talented, and the fart is like a news broadcast, which is a crooked talent." However, the matter has finally been resolved satisfactorily, and the wine jar of your old seal has been arranged in a martyr's cemetery outside, which can be regarded as a complete merit. Wang Daoren didn't make any comments after listening to the fourth aunt, but teased me: "Liu Jushi always praises you for your talent, if you can make a subcouplet for the report just now, I will take you out for a walk in the afternoon." As soon as Wang Daoren finished speaking, the fourth aunt immediately became alert, "Is something going to happen?" "Little things, little things." Lao Dao twisted his beard, which was almost yellowed from the oil soup, and stared at me with his small eyes.

This little old man still underestimates me, the Internet era, the information explosion, and I am particularly interested in these miscellaneous things, and I have said that I will not forget a little exaggerated, but after reading it, I will definitely have an impression that it is not false at all, my brain turned quickly, and then opened his mouth to come: "Shanglian: Ten natural disasters, nine commendations, eight shames and all forget, let the seven tricks smoke, shocked June with injustice, stretched out five fingers to force donations, played around, caused the anger of the Three Realms, but the same has always been the second force, the first class obscene embryo." Downlink: A group of people, re-elected for two terms, net third-rate goods, let the Quartet suffer, do five thunderous things, do six relatives do not recognize it, tyranny in July, spurned by all sides, has always been the boss of the nine-headed, very shameless. "Good!" Lao Dao first applauded, "Let's make a horizontal batch." Then he asked me to make a cross-section. Because I like to say, "If you're well, it's a sunny day." So a slight change is made to "If you are safe, it is a disaster." ”

When I finished saying "If you are safe, it will be a disaster", the fourth aunt was also quite surprised, "Jia Shu, these words can't be taken out and said nonsense, this is in the past, enough to shoot you a hundred times, do you hear?" The fourth aunt kindly admonished me, "Liu Jushi, since ancient times, heroes have been young people, and those who do our business, if they are timid, they will definitely not have a future in the future, I like this child, at least he can see the pros and cons of the current situation clearly, although he is unruly, but it will not be a big problem." The sloppy old Taoist explained to the fourth aunt, "Since the royal Daoist has commanded, I don't have to say anything, let Jia Shu accompany you during the time you live with me." "The fourth aunt seems to kick me to the sloppy old man, it seems that I am just a ball, and I can be kicked around. The sloppy old man didn't refuse, "That's very good." In a word, it is equivalent to receiving me directly.

to be continued