"You can think so! Boy, after the hand-to-hand fight with you that day, I found that I admired you. Erlang God relaxed and chatted, and his usual stiff face looked very different.

"Admire me?"

"Yes! You are a mortal person, in the early stage of cultivating to become a god, your mana is so strong, and your physical strength is even better than me. I'm both envious and jealous of you! ”

"All of this can be obtained by diligent and diligent cultivation, if you spend less time patrolling the Heavenly Court and more effort in cultivation, your cultivation will definitely not be at the current level." Mo Fan could see that Erlang God's qualifications were no worse than him.

"Huh." Erlang God smiled bitterly, "You once asked me why I am so obsessed with fighting, but in fact, it is the same purpose as my daily patrol and law enforcement. ”

"For what purpose?" Mo Fan became interested.

Erlang God lowered his head, his expression was very low, as if he remembered something sad.

"Want to know?" Erlang God raised his head, stared at Mo Fan's eyes, and then took out a beautiful white jade jar from the storage space and said, "Accompany me to drink three glasses of wine first, and I'll tell you." ”

"This wine can't be poisonous, right?"

Mo Fan took the wine jar and lifted the lid, and instantly a rich and intoxicating fragrance overflowed, making people feel fluttering.

"Toxic? This is the queen mother's reward of Qionghua jade brew, it is your blessing to be able to drink it. ”

Three glasses of wine in a row, Mo Fan was a supplies, but Erlang God was poured directly into his stomach. The so-called wine is not drunk, everyone is drunk, and after a few glasses, Erlang God's face began to redden, and he talked to himself.

"It's been a long time since I've had a drink with anyone, I'm happy today, I'll tell you everything you want to know."

"I've worked so hard to patrol the Heavenly Court and catch all kinds of monsters for the Heavenly Court, not because I am cold-blooded and unkind, but in order to exchange these for good fruits!"

"Good fruit? What is it, what is it for? Mo Fan wondered.

"Good fruit is also the meaning of merit, and the reason why I accumulate merit has to start from hundreds of years ago...... I have a sister named the Three Holy Mother, she was originally a fairy of the heavenly court, she was beautiful and dignified, and many immortals were full of love for her, but she couldn't look down on any of them. Until one day, she met a mortal in the mortal world and had a love affair. Although there are very few people who know about this, but paper can't contain the fire after all, after the Jade Emperor knew about this, he was furious, blamed her, sealed her in the mountain, and never came out. Saying that, the corners of Erlang God's eyes actually burst into tears, "That's my own sister, how could I not think of a way to save her, I practiced martial arts, improved my status step by step, and pleaded with the Jade Emperor again and again, finally, he promised to release the Three Holy Mothers as long as I accumulated 100,000 merits, so I have worked hard all these years to rescue her as soon as possible." ”

"I see." Mo Fan didn't expect that there was such an inside story in it, and he didn't expect Erlang God to be such a person who valued love and righteousness, and was willing to pay so much for his sister.

"This is a record of the good deeds I have done over the past few hundred years, and so far, there are more than 98,000 of them, and it won't be long before I can rescue my sister." Erlang God took out a thick stack of booklets, and when he saw them, he instantly became cheerful.

Mo Fan picked up a book casually, opened it and looked at it, and couldn't help laughing.

"On a certain day, I helped my septuagenarian grandmother go home; In a certain year and month, he helped a little girl in the village of Nanjun County, Tang Dynasty to get a kite hanging on a tree; On a certain day, a certain year, month, and a certain cat demon was arrested...... Do these count? ”

"Hey, hey." Erlang God smiled awkwardly, "100,000 merits are too many, so no matter how big or small, I have written everything I can make."

……

"It's been a long time since the master has said so many words, and it's been a long time since I've been so happy, hum, Mo Fan, I'll spare you today, and I'll settle accounts with you later." The whistling dog whispered to the window when he saw everything in the room.

…………

In the Wuqu Star Mansion, there was the sound of vase tiles breaking from time to time!

Wu Quxing was lying on the bed, extremely irritable, smashing everything he could smash, and kept chanting: "Sun Wukong, don't think about it, I will torture you little by little, let you know the fate of provoking me!" You're just a clown, I'm going to kill you with a finger. ”

"By the way, someone's coming!"

"What's the matter? Lord Wu Quxing. ”

"The goblin who came to find Sun Wukong before, after you drove her away, have you come back recently?"

"Lord Hui, that bone spirit hasn't been back since the last time we beat it away."

"If she comes back, let me know right away, understand?" Wu Quxing commanded.

"Yes."

"Hahaha!" Wu Quxing showed a cruel smile on his face, took out the chain that the white bone spirit was going to give to Sun Wukong, and kneaded it vigorously, "Sun Wukong, offend me?" I want you and the people associated with you to have a hard time! ”

"Acher!"

"Who's speaking ill of me?" Sun Wukong didn't know, so he rubbed his nose.

Sitting on the wooden horse in the palace, Sun Wukong suddenly took a deep breath, and then shouted a long time.

"Ah~~~~~~, cool!"

"What's the matter? Eldest brother. Xiao Bi hurriedly ran over and asked.

"It's nothing, it's just that I haven't called it so comfortably for a long time, when I was in Huaguo Mountain before, I used to call it like this every day, as long as I called it like this, all the monkeys and monkeys in Huaguo Mountain would come to me."

"Oh, you're thinking about those boys?" Xiao Bi nodded knowingly.

"What are you talking about, it's a monkey monkey." Sun Wukong corrected.

"Well, you think those monkeys and monkeys can go back and see them."

"I want to too, but I'm an official now, and I don't have a vacation!" Sun Wukong said helplessly.

"Yes." Xiao Bi reminded.

Hearing that he could ask for leave, Sun Wukong suddenly stood up excitedly: "Damn, you didn't say it earlier." ”

"You didn't ask......

"Now I asked, said."

Xiao Bi wrenched his fingers: "We, low-level immortals, whether it is a long vacation, sick leave, monthly leave, menstrual leave, or maternity leave, we have to apply for it from Wu Quxing." ”

Sun Wukong waved his hand and said, "Don't forget that I'm a high-level immortal, say it quickly, what to do." ”

"Oh, it's all the same, I have to go to Wu Quxing to ask for leave."

"How do I apply?"

"You have to go to him in person and show your sincerity, usually he will ask you to do something for him, or receive you a gift, but." Xiao Bi said helplessly, "You humiliated him last time, I'm afraid he will hold a grudge, and if you want to ask for leave, he will definitely try to make it difficult for you." ”

"Eh, I'm better than you, you're a dragon!" Sun Wukong scolded, "I don't believe it, that guy Wu Quxing dares to make things difficult for me." Hey, fight bullies, don't be afraid! ”