Chapter 31: The Correct Way to Deal with Zombies
Goblins are creatures that are either dirty, cowardly, timid, and greedy in traditional fiction; Either a fan of gold coins, a representative of extreme greed for money, the embodiment of a black-bellied merchant. 、
Of course, there is a certain basis for being described in this way, the "Green Copper Chamber of Commerce Alliance" is referred to as the Green Copper Alliance, an interdimensional business group composed of goblins. Thirty years of full-time work, you are trustworthy!
Of course, this is the official name, and privately they are called "greenskins who pick up garbage". Except for wizards who are greedy, treacherous, and stingy with everyone, with this dogleg oath, they have obtained the right to sell some wizard-related items. For example, cleaning the battlefield, low-level planes changing hands, and so on.
"Those green-skinned dwarfs can fight for a shell crater, and before the war is over, they dare to rush up and occupy a position." Magic Wei says that the Greenskins will take care of the living dead.
A race with a talent for doing business, what business they don't dare to do? The setting of greed for money seems to be tailor-made for them. Bavi agreed: "Contact them and move these zombies as soon as possible." After that, the virus cleanup begins, erasing all traces of civilization, and then waiting for the next era of life to emerge. ”
Bavi sat down in his chair and flew away, not even knowing what he was thinking, and Mo Wei didn't speak, staring at Bavi with a twinkle in his eyes.
Liya came in with snacks and saw two wizards in a daze, and the quiet and excessive atmosphere made Liya lie at the door: "Uh~ I'm sorry!" After saying that, he withdrew, and subconsciously chose to quit, instinctively choosing the same choice. Liya looked at the refreshments in her hand, and the afternoon tea for one person was also good.
Gollum was tempted to sew up the green-skinned mouth next to him and blow his head out, as a Bull peace of mind was the most basic requirement. But this dwarf ...... Well, he's a little shorter than Boole. This green skin, from the beginning of the meeting, began to promote his goods. In just ten minutes, he introduced hundreds of products, from the name to the function, the price, and the scope of application......
As a businessman, this goblin can be said to be very dedicated, but ah! Why are you destroying a receptionist like that, okay? Gollum took an unknown number of deep breaths, forced herself to calm down, and walked to Bavi's office with the goblin who had started selling without introducing herself.
"We have arrived, and the adults are resting inside, so please wait here. Also, do you know what self-introduction is? Gollum looked at the other party and nodded before regretfully going in to report, if this guy dared to beep directly in front of the adults, Gollum was very willing to declare a personal vendetta.
Ron Copper replied to his excitement, a wizard's list, and a nascent wizard's list. What a wonderful moment! As long as this business is completed, then according to the wizard's personality, the wizard's business will be his.
Praise to the golden glitter, you always favor Ron. This goblin has already begun to plan the future business, with a wizard as the upper home, the quantity of the supply is uncertain but the quality can be guaranteed, not to mention that the wizard's underwear in the low-level plane can be sold at a sky-high price, cough~ In short, the leakage of the wizard's fingers is enough to support Ron.
"Let's go inside! Watch your manners! Gollum reminded with a blank face.
Ron didn't care about Gollum's face at all, and you didn't bring me business, why should I bird you? Tidy up his appearance, take the steps of the court, and walk in respectfully.
Two wizards? Or are there guests? The young man sitting at the desk facing him must be a wizard, who was sitting in the chair with his back to him? Ron surprised that there was one more person in the room, if it was also a wizard...... Thinking of this, Ron's heart suddenly became hot, today is worth remembering, the lucky day of the great businessman Ron Copper!
"Wizard Bavi." A short introduction to Bavi.
"Ron Copper is here for you! Great wizard, what can I do for you? "Greetings in the most sincere tone ever, knowing that this opportunity was hard work.
"Hmm~" Ba Wei pondered: "Do you have a zombie business?" ”
"Zombies? You're talking about zombies! Of course! Of course! It's a good commodity. Ron nodded quickly.
"It's a little different, but it's a close relative of zombies!" Bavi's finger popped out a ball of light, and the ball flew in front of Ron to transform into a three-dimensional projection of a zombie, accompanied by a text caption.
Ron glanced at it and asked, "Is this the product this time?" "Even a pile of rocks has to make this business, and the market for the living dead is still good.
"It's not as strong as a zombie, but it's mobile. Although most of them are brainless things, there are no major problems. Judging from the introduction, they still have room for evolution, as long as they are fed intensively for a period of time, they are a great labor force; The ones that have evolved can be sold to exhibition halls, the Colosseum or sold as private pets, and it doesn't matter if the strength is almost, I believe that many people are willing to pay for it if they look so vicious. Ron's mind crackled.
"My lord, this is a good cargo! Many planes are in dire need of labor, and this tireless creature is very popular; After strengthening, they can also be qualified for some of the more dangerous jobs; Evolved varieties can also be used as ornamental species, and I believe that many museums will be interested in them; Secondly, the population problem of the living dead has always been a difficult problem for them, and there is a chance to legally replenish such a large number of people at one time, and I believe they are very willing to pay; Plus, it sells well as fodder......" Ron introduced the dead man's business to Bavi as he showed proof that the business was completely legal and protected.
"Zombie Labor Certificate", "Third Amendment to the Zombie Labor Rights Protection Act", "Posthumous Zombie Transformation Agreement", "Red Alert for the Census of the Living Dead in the Underworld", "White Paper on the Opening of the Living Dead Immigration Policy", ......
Bavi looked at piles of fairly formal government documents, well, that's not the point. "That means you have the ability to ...... Well? Mori, who had been facing away from Ron, didn't say anything, and stretched out a finger and shook it to interrupt Bavi.
Ron heard Bavi's words be interrupted, and his heart skipped a beat, what happened?
Then Ron saw the chair that had been facing away from him turn around, this damn fellow! Ron was upset, but after seeing the turned face clearly, "You...... You're ......" before he finished speaking, he smacked it over.
"This?" Bavi looked at Ron, who suddenly fell to the ground, this was definitely not fainting because of surprise! Carefully looked at Mo Wei, could it be that the shock of beauty has surpassed money?
Ron felt that he had just seen the wrong thing and had actually met the "Devourer of Wealth". The natural predator of the goblins, the dark history of three thousand years ago stung Ron's nerves. In order to remember the tragic loss, all the goblins of the Green Copper Alliance are required to memorize that history and remember the "gold coin murderer". Not for revenge, just to be able to recognize her in time and then hide as far as you want!
Subconsciously, he hypnotized Ron who had seen the wrong thing and was woken up by water, with a beautiful face and dazzling blonde hair, Ron's eyes focused again and again, and the person in front of him and the person in his memory slowly reunited into one.
Bavi watched Ron, who was still talking eloquently just now, quickly shrink to the wall, holding his hands on his chest like a weak woman who has encountered a strong X criminal, his eyes were full of helplessness and fear. Is it a matter of aesthetics?
Mo Wei didn't say anything, the corner of her eye swept Ron for a moment, and then got up to leave. Ron was looked at like a tiger staring at a chicken, shaking so badly that he was foaming at the mouth and never going back.
"Ahem~ Do you want to continue business?" Bavi didn't want to stall for time.
"When...... Of course, of course! Most...... High...... Acquisitions, Contracts...... It's up to you how the contract is signed. Ron said this with a glazed eye.
Ha? Sorry I misheard? Bavi's eyes widened as he looked at the goblin in front of him, was this still the goblin from the Green Copper Alliance who didn't care if he sold his dad at the right price?
"I'm sincere in business, but you're here to make trouble! Do you want to provoke a wizard? Bavi said with a frown and dissatisfied.
"Huh? You don't know? Excuse me! Who was that just now? Ron finally came to his senses, and the charge of offending the wizard was not something he could afford.
"My initiator, my teacher." It's just an introduction, and Bavi doesn't care.
"It's rude! I accept this deal, you only need to provide the goods, and I will take care of all the follow-up. Also, please allow me to close the deal at the highest price, which is the beginning of our good cooperation, can you? Ron suppressed his fears and showed his best sincerity.
Although I don't know why it became so refreshing, Bavi didn't like to bargain and didn't need to refuse the other party's kindness: "Then the deal, then the transportation work is also entrusted to you." We'll gather the zombies as soon as possible, and your transport ship will pick them up at Transit Station 103, no problem, right? ”
"Okay, then I'll go to your adjutant to discuss collective matters now, and take my leave!" Ron quickly agreed and stepped back.
"The contract has been signed, we have received half of the payment, and now we need a lot of manpower to move the zombies. Also, His Majesty Mowei asks how about having sashimi and sashimi for dinner. Cavill reports to Bavi.
"No problem." Bavi looked at the stern adjutant and felt that it would be better to ask clearly: "Don't you think the goblins are inconsistent with the rumors?" Cheerful and generous, they don't look like goblins, and they seem to be afraid of Mowei. ”
Kevier lowered his head and pushed his glasses, and said in a very low voice, "Your Majesty once borrowed money from them. ”
Should the "......" praise them for their bravery? Borrowing money from Mowei is completely like a meat bun beating a dog...... Cough! That's not right! Mo Wei is a "famous" wizard, how could a fine oily goblin lend her money? It won't be ......
Kevier didn't have the courage to respond to Bavi's direct gaze: "That's what you think!" ”
Yes! Whoever is put on the head by a cannon barrel has no courage to refuse! People are dead, money is gone. Goblins would never make such a stupid choice.