Chapter 21: The vibrator in the broken house

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Ji Xiaoyu pulled his clothes and pants and said helplessly: "Look, it's all dust, and it has to be washed again." ”

Hearing Ji Xiaoyu and Bai Shuang writhing on the ground for a long time, Xiao Mengjie had a disgusted expression: "I think you are dirtier than him." ”

"If you say I'm dirty, then I'll show you dirty, hehe." After Ji Xiaoyu finished speaking, he suddenly pounced on Xiao Mengjie, like a fly that saw flowers (it was a fly that liked flowers. )。

"Yikes! Stay away from me, disgusting! ”

"Hehe, I'll wipe it, I'll wipe it......" Ji Xiaoyu also grabbed a handful of soil ash on the ground and wiped it on Xiao Mengjie's clothes, "Haha!" ”

"You disgusting guy, I'll step on you, I'll stomp on you!"

The two men completely ignored the five people who had fainted on the moor, and they just started fighting, rolling around in the dirt and grass clippings (Disclaimer: they are very pure. )。

"Now, does your right hand still hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt."

"It looks like a lot of blood, do you want to bandage it?" Ji Xiaoyu asked softly, still panting softly.

"This blood is Akita's."

"yes, let me see." Ji Xiaoyu picked up her right hand and looked at it, seeing the red blood marks on the fist and several cracked skin, she understood how fiercely she and Akita fought before.

"I told you to buy double fighting gloves, otherwise it wouldn't be like this."

"It doesn't hurt anyway." Xiao Mengjie's cheeks were slightly red, and her heart was inexplicably hot, and she suddenly felt at a loss.

"It doesn't hurt? Really! Ji Xiaoyu smiled cheaply, and suddenly squeezed Xiao Mengjie's hands hard.

"Oops, it hurts! You idiot! ”

"Hehe, don't play with you, I'll go to them and search for medical expenses." Ji Xiaoyu hurriedly got up and ran to loot the loot, although he was playing soy sauce almost throughout the battle, he was very active when he was looting the loot.

"Damn, you're really rich." Ji Xiaoyu found a total of more than 3,000 star coins from them, these money were just change, and the rest of the money must have been stored in the bank card, but it couldn't be withdrawn, so Ji Xiaoyu didn't plan to ask for it.

And other things such as some equipment to decorate mobile phones and the like are not needed, anyway, classmates, just need to pay for medical expenses, there is no need to loot them.

"By the way, it's good to leave some change for them to ride." Ji Xiaoyu is still very caring, and he didn't forget to give a thoughtful service after being robbed after robbing the money.

"Look at you like that, it's like you've never seen money in your life." Although Xiao Mengjie loves money, she will not behave as blatantly as Ji Xiaoyu, she is also a girl, so she still needs to be reserved.

"So what are they going to do and put it here like this?" Xiao Mengjie said.

"Hehe, I can't die anyway, I'll wake up in a while, I'll wake up and leave naturally, don't get in the way, let's go home."

It is worth mentioning that Ji Xiaoyu's so-called home is actually next to this wasteland, and when you look up, you can see that it is a different house, and a discerning person will know that this house has a story at a glance.

There is such a dilapidated house in the world!!

The small dilapidated house is halfway up the mountainside, and a dilapidated road connects the small dilapidated house with the headland station, and behind the small dilapidated house is a chain of deep mountains, and there are many wild beasts in it.

Usually, Ji Xiaoyu and Xiao Mengjie's food has received a lot of help from these beasts, which can be seen from Xiao Mengjie's sturdy and well-proportioned posture and plump breasts, but poor Ji Xiaoyu is tossed by these beasts enough.

Although the small dilapidated house is in front of the moorland overlooking the Pingchuan River, it makes people feel lonely at first glance, but the mountainside where the small dilapidated house is located is lush with lush trees and endless flowers and plants, especially on the days when the wild fruits are ripe, you can reach out and pick delicious and juicy fruits, which are much better than the flavors sold in the market.

Standing in the open space in front of the door of the small dilapidated house, Ji Xiaoyu shook his head and muttered: "This dead landlord must have owed money to countless people in his previous life, and it is really unheard of to be like this in this life, and the house is broken like this." ”

How dilapidated is this house? It is very intuitive to see with the eyes, although it covers an area of more than 200 square meters (in this place where birds do not poop, the land is not worth anything at all. But the whole house was made of wood, and the two-story wooden house looked crumbling in the wind and rain.

Oh, my God! I don't know if I should admire the people who built this house, I heard that this dilapidated house has existed for many years, and it can still live in people, if the ordinary wooden house would have collapsed long ago.

Seeing the wind blowing the broken house every day, Ji Xiaoyu felt a chill in his heart: "It won't collapse, it really won't collapse, it will definitely not collapse!" ”

Seeing Ji Xiaoyu staring at the house with a cloudy face, Xiao Mengjie smiled slyly: "You just accumulate some virtue, the landlord doesn't know where he died, and he inherited the house to you, you got a house inexplicably without any contribution, and you still talk about the landlord's cool words behind your back, beware that he comes back to you at night." ”

"Sooner or later, this house is going to collapse, don't you feel like it's a ticking time bomb, worrying every day about when it's going to explode."

"I don't think so, I can't blow it up anyway." After Xiao Mengjie finished speaking, she deliberately stuck out her tongue at Ji Xiaoyu.

"Oh, woman!" Ji Xiaoyu shook his head, walked to the door and gently pushed the door open.

Chirping...... Yikes!

This sound effect, stereo, is a real Ecstasy!

Seeing Ji Xiaoyu enter the house, Xiao Mengjie also walked in.

Yikes...... Squeak, knock!

In the years they have lived in this dilapidated house, they have not had the habit of locking the door, how can a thief dare to patronize such a dilapidated house, and he is not afraid of being contaminated with poor and sour luck.

And even if there is a thief who dares to come in regardless of his professional future, then this thief must be worse than them, just imagine a person who is willing to steal such a house, then how miserable his life must be.

In line with the salvation concept of saving people's lives and building a seventh-level floating slaughter, Ji Xiaoyu decided to open the door of convenience, so that these poor people can find a few steamed buns and bread in the broken house, maybe they can also get the gift of God, reward him with some money, and the baby fairy will make a lot of money.

But it's a pity that since living in this dilapidated house on the headland, no thief has ever patronized it, and even the courier is reluctant to come in, if it weren't for Ji Xiaoyu's threat on the grounds of refusal, the courier wouldn't have planned to go up the mountain.

Compared to the shabby appearance, the inside of the dilapidated house is much better, but only relative to the outside.

Entering the door is a relatively large living room, there is almost no furniture in it, an old sofa I don't know how many years it has been used, the black markings on it are as conspicuous as patches, if it weren't for the fact that I was really short of money, Xiao Mengjie would have wanted to change to a new sofa a long time ago.

But it's useless to change it, in such a dilapidated house, the new sofa will look very eye-catching and out of place with the environment.

The sofa is a little old, but it can still be used, the coffee table is still relatively complete, although the color on it has fallen off a lot, and sometimes it squeaks, but these are still within the range of tolerance, and because of frequent wiping, it looks very clean and hygienic.

What makes them very uncomfortable is the floor, the floor is paved with very thick solid wood, although it has gone through countless ups and downs, but it still looks very strong, but every time you walk on it, it makes a shivering sound, especially at night, this sound sounds particularly scary, fortunately they do not have the habit of walking around at night.

The only thing that does not highlight the ancient flavor in the whole living room should be that set of imaging equipment, in the main star of the tide, every family will be equipped with such a set of living electronic appliances, although the expensive ones are hundreds of thousands of star coins, but the cheap ones - such as this set in the living room now - really can't sell for a few dollars.

Ji Xiaoyu has always wondered if the person who collects the tatters will feel that even the freight is not enough to pay when they see this set of equipment.

Although the imaging equipment is a little rubbish,But it can still be used improvised.,When you have money in the future.,Get a set of cow X surround 49 channels.,No,If you want to buy it, buy 81 channels.。

When Ji Xiaoyu was just lying on the sofa in a daze, there was a crashing sound from the wooden house.

Knock Knock......

"Aoiki?" Xiao Mengjie called her name and saw a small animal jumping down from the top of the stairs, she quickly squatted down, smiled at Kui Qi and stretched out her hands: "Kui Qi, come to my sister's side......"

"Kiki!" Kwai Qi jumped, rolled forward, and then rolled directly under Xiao Mengjie's legs, then jumped up, and smashed into an egg on Ji Xiaoyu's stomach, leaving Xiao Mengjie with a black line on his face.

"Ouch, Aoi Ki, what are you trying to do, do you want to be a vibrator!!

"Kiki!"

"Hehe, if you want, then I'll hand you over how to become a jumping egg."

"Kiki...... Aoichi! Whenever Aoi Qi is excited, he makes a "Aoi Qi" sound, hence its name.

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