Not to mention that Ye Kai was very obscene and hid in the dark by night and escaped a catastrophe. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Xiao Donggua and others also escaped the pursuit of the officers and soldiers through the Land Shrine and hid in a restaurant.

"Why is this place so familiar? Could it be that we are back to the Buddha Laughing Building?! Zhang Junbao looked around at the layout of the restaurant, but found that he and the others had returned to Foxiao Building again after going around and around!

"That's right! This is a well-known family! Xiao Donggua raised his chin with some pride and said, "Today, I will first wronged you to lay the floor here, as for Sister Qiuxue...... Sleep with me, of course! ”

Xiao Donggua took Qiuxue's arm and went upstairs, leaving only Dong Tianbao and Zhang Junbao, who were looking at each other stupidly.

This night, Dong Tianbao dreamed that he kicked the town guard eunuch Liu Jin off the soft sedan chair and replaced Liu Jin to inspect the streets. The frightened eyes of the people on the street made Dong Tianbao's face smile, and he tightened the broken quilt on his body.

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"Wow...... Each of them is worth five hundred taels! It turns out that the Buddha laughed ......"

The next day, Dong Tianbao and Zhang Junbao wore a hat and went out to look for work, and when they saw the wanted list posted on the notice board, Dong Tianbao suddenly opened his mouth in surprise, but was interrupted by Zhang Junbao in a hurry.

"Hurry up and find something to do, don't be too troubled!"

Zhang Junbao pulled Dong Tianbao and left, for fear that someone would notice what the two of them said.

However, even though Zhang Junbao is already quite cautious, he is still being targeted by one person!

"Please stay, two of you!"

This man was dressed in a white robe, the cuffs, neckline and the hem of the robe were embroidered with gold threads, and at a glance he knew that he was very precious, and his long black hair was meticulously combed, and the hairpin used to tie his hair shone white in the sun, but it was a white jade; This Taoist priest doesn't look very old, at most he is in his twenties and close to thirty years old, and he can barely be regarded as handsome, and with his luxurious clothes, he can be regarded as a rich god like jade, although it is only a defective product.

Zhang Junbao and Dong Tianbao glanced at each other, and they were a little suspicious in their hearts, could it be that our words were listened to by this Taoist priest?!

"This Daoist, may I ask you what's the matter?"

Zhang Junbao stepped forward and said with a smile, but he made up his mind in his heart, if this Taoist priest asked about the Buddha Xiaolou, he would have to make up a reason to fool him! And Dong Tianbao on the side was looking at the street, looking where he could escape quickly.

"You two little monks, can't you recognize me just after the night?!"

Suddenly, just when Zhang Junbao and Dong Tianbao were about to run away at any time, the young Taoist priest suddenly laughed, and stepped forward to pat Dong Tianbao and Zhang Junbao on the shoulders very kindly, making the two confused.

Do we know him?! How does he know us?!

The two looked at each other, and both saw the confusion in each other's eyes.

"You two little monks, we had dinner together last night. Forget about it today?! Seeing the incomprehension in the eyes of the two, the Taoist priest suddenly felt a little uneasy, and said with a calm face.

The young Taoist priest is Ye Kai!

Ate with us last night......

Crazy man?!

O my Buddha! Why didn't you see it one night, and that sloppy madman yesterday turned into a young handsome Taoist?! How can there be such a big difference between a person cleaning up and not cleaning up?!

Dong Tianbao and Zhang Junbao opened their mouths widely, and they couldn't believe that the Taoist who was dirty and crazy and the Taoist priest in front of them was the same person!

"What? Still not convinced? Purple light! ”

Seeing that the two of them didn't believe it, Ye Kai immediately whistled!

"Meow!"

I saw a purple light flashing, and a purple cat suddenly jumped down from the roof, and landed directly on Ye Kai's head, lazily licking its paws, and the cat's eyes of one blue and one gold swept around Zhang Junbao and Dong Tianbao's bodies.

Really!

The moment they saw this cat, Dong Tianbao and Zhang Junbao finally believed that the Taoist priest in front of them was a crazy Taoist!

"Dao Chief...... How did you become like this? ”

Zhang Junbao looked at Ye Kai, who was completely different from yesterday, and scratched his head a little embarrassed.

"What? Convinced now? Ye Kai's eyes were a little teasing, and he said with a smile: "People, you can't stay in the past." It's always going to change. By the way, where are you going? ”

"We're going to find something to do, it's not good to trouble people like this."

Dong Tianbao looked at the Taoist robe on Ye Kai's body enviously and said.

Is it finally about to begin? Dong Tianbao!

Hearing Dong Tianbao's words, a strange smile appeared at the corner of Ye Kai's mouth, and he said, "So that's the case!" Well, I can't help you with anything, so I'll send you two sentences! ”

Ye Kai put his hands behind his back, glanced at Dong Tianbao, then turned around and left slowly, saying as he walked: "The golden scales are not in the pool after all, they will turn into dragons when they encounter wind and clouds...... Great Benevolence...... Great Kindness ......"

"Tianbao, what do you mean by this? Is it that we will meet good things when we go out this time? ”

Zhang Junbao touched his nose, a little puzzled by Ye Kai's words.

Dong Tianbao's eyes flashed with a gleam, his heart jumped up, but he said, "I don't know very well, maybe it's ......"

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"Human, meat sandbag...... Human and meat sandbags ......"

At an intersection, Dong Tianbao and Zhang Junbao shouted at the pedestrians coming and going, attracting a group of pedestrians to stop.

"Fellow villagers and brothers, the elders of the neighborhood...... The little brothers have just come to the precious land to offer ugliness! ”

Dong Tianbao saw that a group of passers-by surrounded him and Zhang Junbao, and immediately clenched his fists, and opened his mouth to be a set of buzzwords for walking the rivers and lakes.

"Oops...... So what's the show? A big stone in your chest?! ”

Seeing that the pedestrians who stopped showed expressions of "why is it still like this", Zhang Junbao asked with a gong. It not only blocked the mouths of passers-by, but also opened up the conversation for the next performance.

"Of course not! It's a human and meat sandbag! ”

Dong Tianbao waited for Zhang Junbao's words, and immediately spoke.

"Food?!"

Zhang Junbao is worthy of being a brother who has lived with Dong Tianbao for many years, and immediately started talking.

"It's not!" Dong Tianbao said to the pedestrian: "A penny is a punch!" ”

Ay? Pretty new, huh?

Hearing Dong Tianbao's words, the pedestrians who were about to leave suddenly withdrew their feet and looked at the two people in the field with interest.

Seeing that the pedestrians stopped, Zhang Junbao and Dong Tianbao were a little excited in their hearts, and immediately started to perform.

"Oops...... What's the benefit?! Zhang Junbao asked "puzzled" by pulling Dong Tianbao.

"If it hurts, I'll pay three cents!"

"I'm vomiting blood!"

"Pay six cents!"

Dong Tianbao and Zhang Junbao sang and harmonized, completely arousing the curiosity of pedestrians, you look at me, I see you are a little eager to try.

"What if you die?!"

Just when some idle pedestrians were about to pay for it, a group of people surrounded a middle-aged man who suddenly broke in and said coldly to Dong Tianbao and Zhang Junbao.

"If you kill ......" Dong Tianbao turned to look at the middle-aged man and said, "If you die, then even your life will be compensated!" ”

Hum......

Hearing Dong Tianbao's words, the middle-aged man immediately took out fifty copper coins and threw them on Zhang Junbao's gong, and without saying a word, he began to hit Dong Tianbao's chest and abdomen!

Bang bang bang......

The middle-aged man's punching speed is quite fast, but Dong Tianbao has no at all, as if he is nothing.

Is this the legendary Iron Cloth Shirt? Looks a little strong......

Ye Kai, who was hiding in the crowd, looked at Dong Tianbao, who didn't have any at all, but pretended to be very hard, and secretly muttered in his heart.

As Dong Tianbao, who will eventually become the biggest boss in the world of this movie, how can Ye Kai not pay attention? Dong Tianbao didn't do anything yesterday and didn't see it clearly. That's why there is a drama where I met two people today and then pretended to be forced. After pretending to be forced, Ye Kai did not leave, but turned a corner and blended in with the pedestrians, secretly paying attention to the two.

"Forty-eight, forty-nine, fifty!"

Zhang Junbao stood aside and stared at the middle-aged man's fist while muttering. When the middle-aged man had punched fifty punches, he suddenly stretched the gong in his hand forward and said, "Boss, you have already punched fifty punches, have you punched enough?" ”

The middle-aged man was caught off guard just now, punched the gong, and is now clutching his fists and screaming in pain. After hearing Zhang Junbao's words, he immediately took out another fifty yuan, and said with a sweaty face: "I don't believe it, I want to fight again!" As he spoke, he continued to beat Dong Tianbao.

The middle-aged man's momentum is good, but the strength in his hands is not so fierce, and he is so tired that he lies down after a few punches, and he falls to the ground like mud and can't get up. And Dong Tianbao covered his chest with a "painful" look and leaned on Zhang Junbao's body.

"Alas...... It hurts, right?! ”

Seeing Dong Tianbao's painful appearance, Zhang Junbao asked with some concern.

"If you don't pretend to be unbearable, how can you cheat him out of his money?" didn't think about it, Dong Tianbao was beaten a hundred times but didn't even have a, but said in a low voice: "Tell him to get up and continue to ......"

"Boss! You see, he's dying! Zhang Junbao suddenly understood, and pouted the middle-aged man on the ground: "Hurry up!" How can you turn the book if you don't vomit blood?! ”

Whoa!!

As soon as Zhang Junbao's words fell, the middle-aged man trembled and took out a large handful of money from his arms and threw it on Zhang Junbao and Dong Tianbao, panting and saying, "Come out!" Give me...... Kill them! ”

That's a lot of money!

How can Zhang Junbao and Dong Tianbao pay attention to those family members who are rushing towards them now?! Picking up money is the most important thing!

The fists of more than a dozen family members hit the two of them like raindrops, and the two of them not only didn't have any, but happily picked up the money on the ground, excitedly discussing the better life in the future!

Suddenly, the two suddenly felt that something was wrong, the fists on their bodies suddenly disappeared, and at the same time, a group of pedestrians dispersed as if they were frightened!

What's going on?!

The two of them suddenly looked up in confusion.

Soldiers!

As soon as they raised their heads, a pair of officers and soldiers appeared in front of Dong Tianbao and Zhang Junbao, and the leader was a middle-aged man with a white face!

"Hand over the money!"

The middle-aged man saw that the two of them didn't say anything else, so he directly stretched out his hand and asked the two to hand over the money.

"Why?!"

Seeing that the middle-aged man came up and wanted to pay the money himself, Zhang Junbao was suddenly unhappy, and asked while holding the money.

"Pay your taxes!" The middle-aged man said: "Fifty cents for personal income tax, fifty cents for occupying official land, and fifty cents for entertainment tax, a total of one hundred and fifty cents!" ”

The middle-aged man's string of "taxes" came down, not to mention Dong Tianbao and Zhang Junbao, even Ye Kai was stupid!

Nima! Personal income tax buddy has heard of it, but what the hell are those two in the back?! It all shows that the court was corrupt in the last years of the dynasty, but it was corrupted like this! Look like that, where are the two mouths? It's clearly a dozen, right?! Is it okay to have a face?!

"I won't give it!"

When Zhang Junbao heard the middle-aged man's words, his face turned purple, how could there be such a thing? I and Dong Tianbao were beaten to earn more than 100 yuan, and you will take it all as soon as you open your mouth? ! Immediately angrily opened his mouth to refuse.

"Don't give?! Resist paying taxes?! Grab me! ”

The middle-aged man's face suddenly sank, and he was about to order the officers and soldiers behind him to arrest Zhang Junbao and the two!

"Your Excellency is angry...... Calm your anger! ”

Dong Tianbao saw that the situation was not right, and immediately snatched Zhang Junbao's gong over, and apologized: "We have a humble status, fighting with the sky and the earth, but we don't dare to fight with the officials, you can accept this money......"

"Count you as acquaintances!"

The middle-aged man touched the money in the gong, and his eyes couldn't even see the seams with a smile!

Seeing the appearance of the middle-aged man, Dong Tianbao immediately catered to him: "My lord, when our brothers first arrived in Guibao Land, they have no brute strength, and I hope to follow our lords!" ”

What the?! It's just that such a small amount of money is like bribing Lord Ben?!

The middle-aged man's eyes suddenly turned cold, and he said angrily: "The mouth is full of oil and smooth tone, you should fight!" ”

Dong Tianbao was stunned for a moment, and then he was overjoyed, and said excitedly: "Thank you, my lord!" After saying that, he beckoned to himself without hesitation!

Zhang Junbao saw that his brother for many years would do this, as if he had been stabbed in his heart, and looked at Dong Tianbao who was beating him hard in disbelief, his eyes were full of strangeness!

"Hahaha...... You're a sycophant! When the middle-aged man saw that Dong Tianbao would beat himself ruthlessly because of his words, he immediately laughed happily: "Liu Gongcheng wants to recruit troops and buy horses, you come with me!" ”

"Thank you, sir!"

Dong Tianbao was overjoyed when he saw that the middle-aged man was finally willing to accept himself and Zhang Junbao, and pulled Zhang Junbao to keep up with the middle-aged man.

But I didn't want Zhang Junbao to stand still, looking at him with some sadness: "You really want to go?!" ”

"Hmm!"

Dong Tianbao didn't say much, but his determined look said it all!

"I'm not leaving!" Zhang Junbao rejected Dong Tianbao and said, "Tianbao, take care!" ”

"When I become a big official, I will definitely come back to you!"

Dong Tianbao patted Zhang Junbao's ears and shoulders, turned around and followed the middle-aged man, walking farther and farther.

"Tempo...... I hope you don't forget your original intention......"

Zhang Junbao looked at Dong Tianbao, who was getting farther and farther, and muttered.

"Alas...... What is the pursuit of fame and fortune, in the end it is just an empty ......"

After Ye Kai saw Dong Tianbao walking away, he came out of the corner, stood beside Zhang Junbao, and sighed two sentences, his face was deep, and he almost wrote the words "I am a master" on his face!

PS: How so? In this movie, the right eye wrote the only movie that I want to write about his fifty or sixty chapters...... The artistic conception is really good, isn't it?! But considering the safety of ginseng in the right eye, the right eye gave up on this idea...... Finally, I recommend a song, Master Hu Weili's "Sui Yuan", a classic of the Tao!