I'm a coward!

Xiang Yang felt very uncomfortable, a feeling of bitterness in his heart, took off his game goggles, and looked up at the ceiling of the room weakly. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Before leaving the game, when only Xiang Yang and Yixian were left, Yixian suddenly asked: "Brother Xiangyang, is it embarrassing to know us?" Xiang Yang was very surprised: "Shame? Yixian, why do you ask? We are teammates, partners who rely on each other and trust each other! ”

"Since it's a partner, it's a teammate, Brother Xiangyang, why!" Yixian said with some excitement, "Why didn't you speak out when that bastard from Luohe was insulting me and insulting my little junior sister?" Or is it that in your heart, as that guy thinks, you think that the meaning of our women's existence is to satisfy the desires of your men, just a tool for reproduction! ”

After getting along for a long time, Xiang Yang already knows his four teammates very well: Captain Brilliant is the patriarch of the team, and he can make a lot of sacrifices for the team, because he cherishes the friendship of this game very much; The little sister is a big girl, with her own pride, and she is happy every day in the team; Junyi, don't look at his hippie smiling face all day long, he is the one who rushes to the front to protect the team in every battle; Yixian has the lowest sense of presence in the team, and under her humble and silent appearance, she has a heart that is more sensitive than anyone else.

Of course, Xiang Yang knew that the words of the Luohe passer-by at that time were ridiculous, but he didn't make any moves, and the captain and Junyi waited for his instructions, thinking that his acquiescence was for the sake of the overall situation and cooperation. Only Xiang Yang himself knows that he is a coward, because he is a coward, so he instinctively hides to the side and allows others to insult his teammates with words. So much so that now, Yixian in front of him asked in an almost trembling voice: "Brother Xiangyang, is it embarrassing to know us?" ”

"I'm sorry!" Xiang Yang approached Yixian, hugged her tightly, and promised loudly, "I promise, if anyone dares to insult my teammates again, whether it is Luohe or the rich world, even if it is a system NPC, I will completely wipe him out when Xiang Yang blossoms!" After speaking, he let go of Yixian in his arms and said softly: "So, don't be sad anymore, okay?" There will be no next time. "Wow~" tears, rolling down.

Cleaning up the complicated mood, Xiang Yang browsed the latest game information on the Internet, and found a highlighted news: the latest patch of "5H" was released, and the mask system was officially activated. Click on, the general content is to meet the discomfort of some players to other players' mosaic faces, the game automatically downloads the patch, and the mosaic faces will be replaced by Facebook. Players can set up a variety of faces, such as Japanese ghost style, Chinese Peking Opera style, weird smiley face style, and so on. By default, the system will use the mask of the most common plain white smiley face, and the patch will also capture the changes in the pupils and muscles through the player's game goggles, and transmit them to the mask to express the player's emotions.

"It's a perfect user experience, and the design in this area is quite humane, which is good!" Also as a designer, we should consider the user's feelings, and Xiang Yang can't help but praise his peers who designed this patch. In the past, I didn't pay much attention to the automatic update of the game, but I pulled the web page to the sun and found that a lot of interesting patches were released. The most effective patches are "Voice Lock" and "Picture Plus"!

The "Voice Lock" patch has actually been installed since day one of the game, and it is not a patch, but at most a feature of the game. On the tenth day of the game, the game side informed the player in the name of the patch that in the ten days of the game, in addition to the deaf and dumb identification account, the "voice lock" function has identified the voice that uses the account the most in these days as the account owner, and any player will not be able to operate the account by voice in the future, unless you type the whole time. Unless this is unlikely, this kind of fierce battle game, where ordinary people use typing instead of voice, also has to control the character, which requires too high and too high hand speed.

The "Picture Plus" patch refers to the use of new technology to transform the display function of the monitor, when you shoot with the camera and want to use other computers to stream the game, you will find that the game screen is blurry. If players want to share their game process with others to watch, they can either reduce the attribute to live broadcast, or they can only record it.

The former patch was designed to put an end to game leveling and malicious buying and selling of accounts, and the latter patch has made it clear that it is set for the balance of the game. Since a long time ago, my big **** players have policies and countermeasures, and if you have a patch, I will have a plug-in. But this time the game company has an official background, and the technical staff is also surprisingly clever, and the plug-in is almost impossible to open. Fortunately, the wisdom of the people is endless, and there are many ways to exploit loopholes, which is also an important reason why the game side has to keep patching.

In terms of information, Xiang Yang began to look through popular videos. Because all the group game progress has reached the third town, regardless of whether the war scene is triggered or not, they have more or less gotten the head of the daring head, so someone recorded a video of himself asking the old man at the top of the Moonlight Tower and uploaded it. There are five or six related videos, and to Xiangyang's surprise, the video titled "How to get the hourglass in the third town" has the second click-through rate. The video with the number one click-through rate, the title "Am I amazing", a typical elementary school student tone!

Click on the video, and the first perspective of the video is the protagonist of the video content. As soon as I got to the top of the Moonlight Tower, the perspective swayed left and right, and shouted: "Captain, captain, I said I wanted to come at night, it's beautiful!" This bleeding moon, reflecting the blue mirror, mixes this charming purple, drunk, I am drunk! ”

His captain is a white-collared glasses lady, but the OL suit is covered by metal armor, only the collar of the shirt at the neckline is exposed, seeing the protagonist of the video jumping so happily, he has a headache and said: "Are you enough for this bear child, your parents also spoil you too much, not only borrow your ID to log in, but also call you to sleep at this time." Hurry up and ask, sister, I have a meeting tomorrow! From a correct perspective, the audience can feel that the protagonist of the video actually made a posture of standing and saluting, and replied childishly: "Yes, madam!" ”

Putting down the saluted right hand, the protagonist of the video said: "Captain, yes, I have the right to use the badge mark I have obtained to ask the questions I want to ask." "Yes, yes, yes, my eldest young master, you just need to let us share your answer, hurry up and ask, it's almost half past eleven!"

Turning around, the protagonist of the video excitedly shouted to the old man who was meditating: "Grandpa, I want to ask a question!" "The process after that is the same as what Xiang Yang asked at the beginning, and what is really interesting is the question asked by this guy." First question! He knelt down opposite the old man, bowed his head politely, and said with a smile, "Old man, I am called the only demon king, I want to know your name!" ”

Just like Xiang Yang's reaction when he called out the "List of Player Question Categories", the old man raised his eyes in some surprise and stared at the first perspective of the video, looked at the screen, and slowly said: "Old man, the water is clear!" ”

(I think the book "Hourglass" is getting better and better, really!) Especially lately, I don't really want to be lazy, uh, it seems like I'm missing something. About the game of the royal family, the time is at 11 o'clock, the first shift to prepare, if you are the champion after watching the game, bury your head in typing! ）