Chapter 022: Eggs

Egg.

It's really eggs.

Eggs rich in vitamins and amino acids and full of protein!!

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Jin Jiuye, Jin Jiuye, you are so awesome, do the elders in the family know, when are you still joking with me like this!!!!

Just as he was greeting his whole family, Jin Jiuye suddenly stood up, looked in the direction of me, took out a brush in the satchel he was carrying, and after Tian Tian on his tongue, he took the egg in one hand and drew something on it with wet cinnabar.

Seeing him chattering there, I knew that this thing was definitely not joking with us, let's fight, I didn't have time to think about it at the time, and I dragged a few water monkeys and I ran over with the little black fat man.

There is a distance of about two zhang, Jin Jiuye is ready, this thing put the painted egg aside, followed by throwing sandbags in the direction of the two of us, the egg, and the usual red-skinned eggs are no different, but there are some charm-like marks painted on it, look at the direction he skimmed, it turned out to be facing us!

What an accurate head!

Thinking of this, I quickly lowered my head and dodged the egg.

"Stop, don't move!"

Seeing this, Jin Jiuye scolded angrily, I was also angry when I heard this, but the situation was strict and there was no chance to talk nonsense, and I could only believe him once now.

Tilting my head and closing my eyes, the second egg had already arrived in front of me, and with a snap, the flying egg hit my left forehead, and I was smashing it with gold stars in my eyes. Immediately after, the smashed egg white and yolk bloomed like a lotus flower.

A miracle happened, accompanied by the strange smell of egg whites, a faint white light suddenly appeared around me, and then, the juice that burst out of the egg scattered like an explosion, and the water monkey that was tearing with me immediately jumped away when it saw it, but even so, there were still a few water monkeys who were accidentally splashed by the juice of the egg.

The egg white and the egg yolk have long been indistinguishable, but as soon as the fishy thing touches the skin of the water monkey, it makes a sizzling sound like an organic strong acid, and then the indescribable smell of burnt smoke comes along with a puff of gray-white smoke!

it!

What's going on!

Even if the light was not sufficient, but I had already adapted to the dark environment, I clearly saw a water monkey being burned by a little egg white and screaming, and in less than a second, the water monkey that was frantically biting us screamed and rolled all over the ground, and I knew that this water monkey must be very painful when I saw it writhing wildly.

Looking at the water monkeys who were chasing after me, they had already scattered the egg whites on my face in fright. However, the good times did not last long, and the monkeys left me as if they had seen a plague, but they did not escape far, and at a distance of less than ten meters from me, they were extremely annoying, and they began to bark again.

At this time, the eggs in Jin Jiuye's hand flew out one after another, blooming all over the ground like small cannonballs, but after all, a basket of eggs couldn't play much role in such a large range, and after a few clicks, only two of those eggs were held in his hand.

Under the cover of this indiscriminate bombardment, the little black fat man and I have already arrived in front of Jin Jiuye, and I picked up the cloth shoe that was thrown in the grass in my spare time.

"Damn, boss, why didn't you say it earlier if you have this baby!"

snatched an egg, Xiaopang blocked us as if holding a grenade, and then looked at Jin Jiuye, he was already tired and sweating.

The corners of this old guy's mouth were all red Daodao left by tian brushes, and he looked very nervous but didn't forget to say something, "Nonsense, how did I know there would be so many water monkeys!" Lu Li! Waiting there didn't let you poke the monkey's nest! ā€

"Foolish!" Seeing this, Xiaopang lost no time in squeezing.

When I heard this, I was so depressed that I was going to die, they were in command from beginning to end, and I would put this basin on my head when I did something!

Thinking of this, I also snatched the remaining egg in his hand, "Don't fart, let's pass this level first!" ā€

As soon as the words fell, the three of us had arrived near the truck that came, and with a loud yell, the three of us hurriedly ran to the car, I don't know how to drive, so unfortunately I stayed and broke off, those water monkeys saw that we were going to run and jumped up, the first one, must be the bravest, I admired its courage and simply rewarded him with a kick to the door.

At the same time as the first foot kicked away the water monkey, the second and third had already come to me, how to get them up without throwing eggs at this time, thinking of this, I had enough strength to skim out the eggs in my hand!

With a snap, the last egg in my hand smashed into the face of the water monkey in front of me, and in an instant, the water monkey swelled up like a damp cannonball, followed by a bang, and the whole body and the white smoke smoked violently, and then fell to the ground like a deflated ball

A large amount of pus flowed out from under the shriveled skin, black and smelly.

The second water monkey was stupid when he saw the appearance of his companion before, and was about to jump up and fell directly to the ground, and at the same time I picked up a big rock on the side of the road and slapped it down, smashing the monkey's brain to pieces.

In the body of that thing, it was not red blood flowing, but blue-black juice everywhere, and then looking at the remaining water monkeys, when they saw that the two companions died on the spot, they immediately went crazy and pounced on them!

In a hurry, my calf was bitten, the sharp pain came, and my body was weak and almost fell, at this time, another water monkey had already pounced on my shoulder, and the big mouth full of fangs stuck to my neck with a crooked head, and at this moment, the egg whites in my neck also seemed to have no effect, and it could not affect them at all!

"Grass!"

With a scolding of rage, my right hand slammed out through my chest, and the tip of my elbow was sent out along with my arm, knocking it off directly, but even so, the position of my neck was still hung by its claws.

I didn't have time to think about it, but in the next second, another monkey had already flown into the air, and I saw the opportunity to hit it on the right side of its cheek with a "circle hit", directly hitting the rapidly flying monkey in mid-air to the side.

Unfortunately, as it spun to the side, behind my shoulder, the four long teeth of a water monkey had parted and gnawed at my shoulder.

A heart-piercing pain spread to the brain, tears flowed out, and at this moment, two strong lights converged, and this side was illuminated as if it were day.

"Get in the car!"

With the rumble of the broken truck, Chubby shouted.