Chapter 12: The goddess also deducts her salary (ask for collection, ask for recommendation)
Shen Fan was so panicked now, and his back was wet with sweat.
"Hahaha, you tease B, it turns out that you are also afraid, hahaha, tease you, the little smashed the sister over there for you. ”
The goddess saw that the effect was almost there, and finally stopped teasing her newly acquired little brother.
Shen Fan just breathed a sigh of relief, but another voice came from his ears.
"Yo, poor B, you actually started to collect your little brother?
Shen Fan raised his head and looked back, and what caught his eye was a dream scene.
White long legs, jade-like skin without the slightest flaw, the distribution of muscles can be called the golden ratio, relying on the experience of being single for more than 20 years, Shen Fan confirmed that this is definitely a few S-level higher than international models.
A soft voice sounded coldly overhead, "Is it good-looking?"
Shen Fan, who was fascinated by the watching, was finally awakened by this cold voice, and subconsciously hummed "Good-looking~"
"Have you seen enough?"
The cold voice seemed to reveal frost, and Shen Fan clearly felt that the entire hall had become extremely implicit, and there was even a layer of frost on his arm.
Shen Fan exhaled the mist, and his teeth chattered and said, "Enough, enough." ”
I only heard the beautiful woman above her head seem to grit her teeth and say fiercely, "Since you've seen enough, don't roll out from under my skirt." ”
Shen Fan was reluctant to leave from the beautiful scenery, and when he saw the face of the owner of this beautiful scenery, Shen Fan was stunned again.
It is worthy of the divine realm, any one who comes out is at the level of disaster to the country and the people, even the appearance of the female neurotic in his own family is incomparable to mortals.
If it weren't for Shen Fan at this moment, Shen Fan's position below his neck had been frozen into an ice lump, and he couldn't wait to crawl to the feet of the beautiful woman in a dress in front of him and ask for a phone number.
"Damn, little, you... Didn't you just beat me up, what are you doing again? ”
When the female neuropathy saw this beauty, she was smart, and then raised her hand to her little brother, waving away the frost all over the field, and the hall was as warm as spring again.
The female neurotic adult looked at the other party's cold expression, and secretly gave Shen Fan a thumbs up, and saved in her heart, "I didn't expect this kid to have the attributes of an idiot, this time the little suffered a big loss." ”
The new beauty is the goddess next door who has just finished beating up a female neuropathy, the Origin Saintess.
The Origin Saintess first glared at Shen Fan hatefully, then turned to the female neuropathy and said, "Tu Jiaojiao, this is your newly acquired little brother? “
Goddess Tu Jiaojiao smiled and said, "How is it, 'good'?"
Tu Jiaojiao deliberately accentuated the word 'good', and the angry other party's face was blue and white, and he snorted coldly.
Tu Jiaojiao said, "Su Yue, although the old lady can't beat you now, you can't beat me twice a week, I haven't been hurt well last time, and being a goddess is not too tender." ”
"Hmph" Goddess Su Yue snorted coldly again and said, "I was almost home, but I remembered that I forgot something, so I rushed back again." ”
Tu Jiaojiao asked suspiciously, "What's the matter?"
Su Yue stretched out a small white hand and said, "Pay back~"
When Tu Jiaojiao heard that she was asked to pay back the money, she subconsciously hugged her chest with her hands, took a step back, and said forcefully, "If you don't want money, you want to pay back the money, but there is no door, and the window is not for you, and you have the ability to beat the old lady again, but you want me to Tu Jiaojiao to pay back the money, dreaming." ”
Su Yueqi's silver teeth creaked, pointed at Shen Fan and said angrily, "You have the money to accept your junior brother now, and if you don't pay me back the money you owe me, you owe it for fifteen thousand years, are you embarrassed to be a goddess." ”
Tu Jiaojiao was stunned for a moment, looked at Shen Fan, stretched out her finger against her chin and thought for a while, and then suddenly said, "... It turned out that the money was for this kid, and I said why I was suddenly paid my salary that day, and I thought it was strange. It's over... That money was used by me to buy game skins. ”
The female neuropathy finally remembered that the money belonged to her little brother, looked at Shen Fan embarrassedly and said, "Uh... That one... Little brother... You see, the boss has been strapped for money lately, so I'll wait until next month to pay you a salary. ”
Shen Fan, who was originally happy to eat melons in front of the masses, suddenly learned that his salary was deducted by female neuropathy and filled with game skin, and he was instantly dumbfounded.
He never thought that a dignified goddess would deduct his salary, let alone that he would be paid a salary after he somehow became a certified person, and the most unexpected thing was that he would find a job that paid wages (I hope that the female neurotic will not be affected by bad luck).
Su Yue saw that Shen Fan was silent, and thought that these two were 'embarrassed', and said angrily, "Tu Jiaojiao, you are too shameless, a dignified goddess, you owe a little money and you haven't paid it back for more than 10,000 years, believe it or not, I will report it to the top and deduct it directly from your salary."
When Tu Jiaojiao heard this, she breathed a sigh of relief, and was arrogant, "Hahaha, my mother owes money to a professional household, and she has a set of debt collection, so you still want me to pay back the money? If you want to make a small report, go ahead, anyway, my mother's salary has been deducted until 2,600 years later, and I will be afraid of you. ”
Su Yue was stunned, although he knew that this product had been the No. 1 scoundrel in the God Realm for many years, but he didn't expect that it had only been seen for three days, and this product had become even more shameless, and his peerless face was slightly hideous, and the small silver teeth sounded like a rattle, Shen Fan straightened out and doubted whether this tooth mouth was a specialty of the God Realm, and it was strong.
In the end, Su Yue was knocked down again by the combination of female neuropathic scoundrel + shameless skills, and retreated in defeat.
This great battle, which is enough to subvert the worldview of the mortals of the two universes, has become another 'glory' medal for the female neurotic.
...
"Alright, the after-school activities are over, let's get down to business. "The female neuropathy collected the temperament of the dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, and restored the makeup that the goddess should have.
The goddess said, "First of all, the most important question about your bad luck, this is what you want to ask the most." ”
The goddess slowed down and continued, "Luck is a very special thing, even a god can't change a person's luck, and even some mortals' luck is strong enough to affect a god, of course, this kind of luck is a positive luck. As for you... Obviously, you should know that your luck is negative, and it is a negative full value, the kind that is about to explode. But there is good news, and that is that your 'luck' involves the concept of values, that is, the popular currency of trade, which has no effect on other goods, and you can only temporarily solve it by exchanging the money for other items of equivalent value. ”
"As for the problems of your clergy, salary, subsidies, work content, etc., are all here, as well as the door of your house that was kicked back a few days ago, it is written on it that the work loss of the clergy's nether patrol can be repaired. ”
Saying that, the goddess snapped her fingers, opened a spatial crack above Shen Fan's head, and dropped a two-foot-thick bundle of A4 paper.
Shen Fan looked at the introduction that read: 'Job Content and Benefits of Basic Priesthood Employees', and his heart ached, "Sure enough, this female neuropathy deducted my salary." ”