Chapter 165: The Old Stick and the Old Fat Man
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If in the real world, if someone suddenly comes to you while you are coaxing a child and tells you that you have a bloody disaster, it is estimated that this person will be killed in a few minutes! However, in ancient times, it was not the case, people in ancient times feared ghosts and gods, and even those charlatans who went to the rivers and lakes to cheat and eat and drink could tear a rag and pretend to be a master of the world. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Therefore, after Ye Kai said this, he did not provoke Yin Susu to make a move, but just glared at him fiercely, and pulled Zhang Wuji to the side, obviously not believing what Ye Kai, a strangely dressed guy, said.
Ye Kai's dress at this time is indeed very weird, the clothes worn by the people in ancient times were all wide robes, where could there be a casual dress like Ye Kai, and it was a short sleeve, and the two arms were exposed naked, no matter how you looked at it, it didn't look like a normal person.
"Madam, you can not be afraid of the disaster of blood and light, but your lovely son is always innocent, you don't want him to suffer, do you?!"
Seeing Yin Susu pulling Zhang Wuji's bird without himself, Ye Kai's eyebrows were raised, and he said with a wicked smile, his face was cloudy, and he didn't look like a good person.
"Who is Your Excellency?! Please also register! ”
Yin Susu's face sank suddenly, and he pulled Zhang Wuji behind him, staring at Ye Kai vigilantly, ready to kill this strange man on the spot at any time!
"Ma'am, what's wrong?!"
Yin Susu's wary look suddenly attracted the attention of Zhang Cuishan, who was arranging the carriage on the other side, and he hurriedly walked a few steps before standing aside with Yin Susu, staring at Ye Kai with her guardedly.
I'm going to go one of them, this is a fighting husband and wife?!
Ye Kai looked at the vigilant Zhang Cuishan couple in front of him, his brain was full of black lines, and the nerves of these two people were too sensitive, right? I'm just warning you for a while!
"The two of you don't have to be nervous, you're just a fortune teller below, just looking at the dark clouds on the heads of the two of you. There was blood in the celebration, and I couldn't help but remind him. ”
Ye Kai smiled, and subconsciously touched his waist and wanted to pull out a folding fan to pretend to be something, but he found that he was still wearing casual clothes, where did the folding fan come from? ! Suddenly touched his nose in embarrassment, smiled embarrassedly, and his face was a little embarrassed.
"Your Excellency's words, remember, this ingot of silver is considered to be the honorarium below."
Zhang Cuishan stared at Ye Kai for a while, and saw that he really had no malicious intent. His heart suddenly relaxed, he took out a piece of silver and threw it to Ye Kai, and turned around and walked to the carriage with his wife and son, obviously not wanting to have anything to do with Ye Kai.
Yes, it is regarded as a god stick who cheats and cheats!
Ye Kai looked at the ingot of silver in his hand, and put it in his pocket with some tears and laughter.
"Hahahaha...... Zhang Cuishan ......"
He had just put the silver in his pocket when a burst of laughter suddenly sounded over the street all day, like a magic sound filling his ears, and the blood in his whole body was beating uneasily. It's extremely uncomfortable.
The people who originally came and went disappeared without a trace in an instant when this laughter sounded, and the street that was still lively just now was instantly deserted, and countless rotten vegetable leaves fell to the ground, reflecting Ye Kai and Zhang Cuishan's family.
The two teases of the two elders of Xuan Ming?!
Ye Kaideng, who was carrying silver in his pocket, was stunned.
"Mother! It's uncomfortable! ”
Zhang Wuji's young age, how can he stand this?! His face flushed. The pain is unbearable.
"This is the night cry of the Xuan Ming Ghost! Hurry up and resist! ”
Yin Susu and Zhang Cuishan knew that this was coming for them, and immediately looked at the sky with full vigilance, and could only hurriedly tell their son.
"May I ask which master of the way, show up!"
Zhang Cuishan stared at the sky tightly. He shouted coldly, he has never been the kind of person who grovels, since everyone has already come to the door. It's not his style to be quiet!
"Ahh!!h
I only heard an angry shout from the sky, and a figure churned out in the air, and his palms swooped down from the air with a chilling palm wind, killing Zhang Cuishan!
"Drink!!"
Zhang Cuishan's eyes were condensed, and he rose up, facing the figure with both palms, churning down from the air, fighting for internal force.
To tell the truth, Zhang Cuishan is indeed a young handsome man in the martial arts, but he is still too far behind this Hebi Weng, one of the two elders of Xuanming!
As soon as he landed, Zhang Cuishan was injured by the internal force of Hebi Weng, and was pushed back by Hebi Weng with blood spitting all the way.
"Ahh
I only heard Ye Kai's strange roar, and when Hebi Weng and Zhang Cuishan passed by him, they kicked their feet without saying a word, and kicked on Hebi Weng's body!
"Ahh
Hebi Weng is competing with Zhang Cuishan for internal strength, and he was caught by Ye Kai's kick, and this kick is very yin, it can be kicked in Hebi Weng's waist, and the huge power directly kicked Hebi Weng out sideways!
"Drink!"
Suddenly, Ye Kai kicked the Hebi Weng away, and Yin Susu had a problem over there, only to see a gray figure flying straight down from the tree on the side, and Yin Susu slapped away the young Zhang Wuji, jumped all the way, and landed beside Hebi Weng.
One of the two elders of the Xuan Ming, the deer sticker!
"Senior brother! Are you okay?! ”
Lu Zhuke held Zhang Wuji in one hand, and held up the crane pen Weng with the other, and said with some worry.
"It's okay...... It's just that the real anger has been kicked out! ”
Hebi Weng struggled to get up, covering his waist with one hand and his chest with the other, and said in a somewhat difficult tone, a pair of small eyes stared resentfully at Ye Kai, who was playing with the fan he picked up from the ground.
"Thank you Shaoxia for helping!" After Zhang Cuishan breathed two sighs of relief, he stood up and bowed to Ye Kai, then turned to look at the second elder of Xuan Ming, and stood with Yin Susu and said, "Compared to the two of them, they are the two elders of Xuan Ming who are famous in the rivers and lakes, right?" ”
"Zhang Cuishan! If you know each other, just tell the golden lion king Xie Xun and the dragon slayer! Maybe we'll let your son go!" ”
Although Ye Kai intervened, in the eyes of the second elder Xuan Ming, the whereabouts of Xie Xun and the Dragon Slayer Knife were the most important, so he turned his gaze to Zhang Cuishan and said with a sneer.
How did these two fools become masters in the martial arts?!
Ye Kai frowned and looked at the deer cane who had a waist arched like a king, and then looked at the crane pen man who was about to lean back to the ground, like two imbeciles, he actually wanted to threaten Zhang Cuishan with Zhang Wuji. I really don't know how these two strange things were taken by the Hundred Damage Daoists!
"Don't you think about it!"
Sure enough, Zhang Cuishan directly rejected the two elders of Xuan Ming, and those eyes that wanted to eat people couldn't wait to swallow these two bastards alive!
"Think about it! What would happen if the Xuan Shen Divine Palm that just hit you hit you hit your son?! ”
Crane pen Weng said intriguingly, and his distorted face was full of hideous looks, making his already ugly and miserable face instantly become more ugly than a ghost!
"Try it!"
Zhang Cuishan became popular when he ascended, and he was going to step forward and fight to the death with the second elder Xuanming!
"Hey...... You can't say that...... Those two imbeciles over there! Don't look at it, that is, you guys! At this time, Ye Kai inserted a pole horizontally, stopped Zhang Cuishan and Yin Susu, pointed at the two elders of Xuan Ming with the folding fan in his hand, and said with a smile: "Think about it." If you continue to slap this palm, the Wudang Sect and the Mingjiao will all offend you, and I'm afraid there will be no place for you in the world at that time, right?! ”
"Yellow-mouthed child! Which green onion are you?! Lu Zhuke snorted coldly and said, "Even if the world-famous Zhang Sanfeng stands in front of me, I'm not afraid!" ”
This comic!
Ye Kaiden covered his face, and he was really sure that these two guys were two straw bales! actually called Zhang Sanfeng at the foot of Wudang Mountain!
"Aren't you really afraid?!"
As soon as Lu Zhuke's words fell, an old and strong voice sounded in the sky above several people, and a huge black shadow flew straight from the sky in the distance, and fell straight in front of Ye Kai and Zhang Cuishan.
Zhang Sanfeng!
"Master!"
Zhang Cuishan and his wife immediately bowed down the moment they saw Zhang Sanfeng, while Ye Kai looked at Zhang Sanfeng with interest. A little uncertain, he said: "Zhang Junbao? ”
"Huh?!"
Zhang Sanfeng's face suddenly froze, and he looked at Ye Kai with a strange expression.
How many years? How many years?! Zhang Sanfeng has forgotten this name, and he didn't expect anyone to mention it today!
"This is ......"
Zhang Sanfeng looked at Ye Kai with a strange look, and always felt as if he had seen this young man somewhere. But for a while, he just couldn't remember, which made him scratch his head in annoyance.
"Poor Dao Crazy Ziye Kai!"
Ye Kai smiled, pulled open the folding fan and put it on his chest, with an underwhelming expression. But in my heart I am determined.
"Crazy?! You're not dead yet?! ”
Zhang Sanfeng was shocked when he heard Ye Kai's words, and an old god stick suddenly blurted out.
Old god stick?! Nima's Zhang Sanfeng! Is Lao Tzu that old?!
"Aren't you the same?! You old madman, I haven't seen you in years. You've become an old fat man! ”
The corners of Ye Kai's eyes twitched, and he said with a dark face, looking unhappy. He didn't expect that when he saw Zhang Sanfeng again, this guy's temperament had been completely lost, and Zhang Junbao, who had the bearing of a grandmaster, was gone!
"Uh...... This one...... Wide-hearted and fat...... Wide-hearted and fat-hearted......"
Zhang Sanfeng was speechless for a moment, a little embarrassed, and a little embarrassed in his heart. Although I have entered the Daomen all these years, I can't quit that mouth, and I eat like this, but now I am a little embarrassed to see old acquaintances.
"Master...... You are ......."
Even if there is a big enemy on the side now, Zhang Cuishan and Yin Susu are also stunned, what kind of god is this?! Master is a hundred years old, and he has a very happy conversation with a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy, and it seems that this boy is still the same generation as his master! Is the world crazy or are we hallucinating because we are poisoned?!
"Oooh oh...... Forgot to forget...... It's useless when you're old......"
When Zhang Sanfeng saw Zhang Cuishan and Yin Susu, he came back from the shock, turned to the second elder of Xuan Ming, who was regarded as air by several people, and arched his hand and said, "Poor Zhang Sanfeng, I beg the two to let go of my little apprentice." ”
The second elder of Xuan Ming was treated as two salted fish by Zhang Sanfeng and Ye Kai and hung aside, almost dying of anger, and now seeing that Zhang Sanfeng came over like a nobody and asked them to release Zhang Wuji, the seven orifices of the qi were smoking!
"Zhang Sanfeng! You say let's put it, so where will we put our face?! ”
Hebi Weng snorted coldly, and said with a cold face, obviously trying to embarrass Zhang Sanfeng!
"Long-winded yarn! Kill him! ”
Ye Kai frowned, stepped forward and stood side by side with Zhang Sanfeng, saying in a vicious voice, with a ruffian face.
"Hey...... That's my apprentice, not your apprentice, of course you don't have to scruple! ”
Zhang Sanfeng glared at Ye Kai, and said angrily, disagreeing with Ye Kai's bad idea.
"I'll tell you ......"
Ye Kai looked at the second elder Xuanming, smiled playfully, and muttered in Zhang Sanfeng's ear in a low voice, not knowing what he was talking about.
"You bastard! That's my grandson! You want to give up on him?! I'm sorry for taking you as a friend! ”
As soon as Ye Kai finished muttering, Zhang Sanfeng was furious, his palm swept out, and a slap hit Ye Kai's shoulder, knocking him sideways!
"Poof!!"
Ye Kai was caught off guard and was slapped on the shoulder by Zhang Sanfeng, a mouthful of blood suddenly spurted out of his mouth, and the whole person flew sideways and flew towards the second elder of Xuan Ming! (To be continued.) )