Chapter 8 Headache Materials
Since this is the case, then this material of me and the standard must not be written truthfully, and if it is not written truthfully, then it can only be mixed with some water. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info According to the meaning of the standard, even if it is fake, it must be made professionally, that is, this material cannot be too fake, and the best content is half true and false, so that people can't find any clues.
This fake job is easy to say, but it is actually difficult to do, because there is still one main reason, that is, we don't know how much we know about the third uncle? If we don't understand this problem, then we can easily expose flaws when we lie, and if we don't do it well, we will make things self-defeating.
After thinking about it, Biaozi and I couldn't think of a reasonable solution, and I couldn't help but feel extremely distressed.
Time is limited, and it is not a way to drain it, so in desperation, Biaozi proposed: "How much does the above know about the third uncle, we can't guess at all, since this is the case, then don't worry about it for now." ”
I disagreed, "But it doesn't work!" Shall we submit a confession full of broken debts? If that's the case, it's better not to write this material. ”
Biaozi thought for a while, seemed to think of something, and said: "Actually, it's not as complicated as you think, as long as we are sure that the three main things are not flawed, then no matter how much the above knows about the third uncle, it will not hinder us." ”
I was a little curious, so I asked him what three things were.
The standard doesn't sell off, so he told me in detail.
The first thing is about our relationship with the third uncle.
Biaozi believes that in the material we wrote, there must be no trace of cooperative relationship between us and the third uncle, and it can only be written that we were coerced by the third uncle. The purpose of writing like this is naturally to clear up the relationship between us and the third uncle, and to put it bluntly, it is to exonerate ourselves.
As for what to do for the third uncle, this naturally has to be explained clearly, after all, the people above are not fools, the third uncle spent a lot of money to rescue me from the scientific research team, and it is impossible not to tell me anything. Therefore, Biaozi believes that as for the main intention of the third uncle to cooperate with me, not only can I not conceal it, but I must also tell the above according to the real situation.
Some people may think that this idea of the standard is betraying the third uncle, which is an out-and-out villain behavior, but after I analyzed it, I don't think so.
Because I think that what I care about above is the attitude of me and Biaozi, that is, the authenticity of this confession, as for the real intention of the third uncle to coerce me, it has no meaning to the above at all, so I can't talk about betraying the third uncle.
Second, about the third uncle's tomb robbery.
Biaozi guessed why the third uncle robbed the tomb, this must be known above, we don't need to hide this, and there is no need to hide it. However, what happened to the process of the third uncle's tomb robbery, and whether he found the legendary elixir, these must not be known.
So as a coerced person, do I and the standard know?
Biaozi believes that our best answer is that we don't know, first, the third uncle's tomb robbery is very involved, if you really want to write it as a material, it is estimated that it will not be able to be written in three days and three nights, and the more materials are written, the greater the risk of us leaking flaws.
Second, if we answer that we know, it will affect the third uncle's next tomb robbery plan, which will not benefit us at all, and it is morally unjustifiable.
Third, we have a good excuse to prove that we don't know about this matter, very simply, just say to the above, the third uncle doesn't believe us outsiders, so the matter of tomb robbery has never been revealed in front of us.
When the standard was analyzed here, I was interrupted by me, and I said: "When I was in the tomb of King Dian, the third uncle told all the things about the tomb robbery, and at that time, Tan Jia was also there, and I don't know if she told the above in the end." No, of course, it is best, if there is, then we can't get over this panic. ”
The mark held me back, and said angrily: "You are stupid! After coming out of the tomb of King Dian, she let us go without permission, in this case, how could she come back to harm us, this is not at all common sense. ”
I thought about it for a while, so I asked the standard to skip this question and continue to analyze the next thing.
Biaozi said that the next thing is the third and last thing, that is, the question about the third uncle's family.
Biaozi and I agree that I'm afraid that the main purpose of the above is to ask the two of us to write the material for this last thing, so how do we answer this question?
After thinking about it, Biaozi said to me, "Do you know where the third uncle's family is? Anyway, I don't know, and even if I did, I wouldn't say. ”
I reminisced and said, "I seem to remember that the third uncle once mentioned that his family seems to be overseas. ”
Biao Zi smiled: "Then this matter couldn't be simpler, let's tell the truth and tell the third uncle's family above that it is overseas, as for where it is overseas, that's what the above should worry about." ”
I was a little distressed and said, "But what if the people don't believe us and think we're lying?" ”
Biaozi glanced at me and couldn't help but say angrily: "I'll go!" Which side the hell are you from? We tell the truth, they don't believe it, can we still force them to believe it? ”
I thought about it, whether we are telling the truth or not, the above will definitely be suspicious, the key is to have evidence that we are lying, otherwise, everything will be in vain.
I picked up the pen and prepared to start writing, but I was still a little uneasy, so I reconfirmed the marker: "Are you sure that there are no mistakes in the results of our discussion?" ”
Biaozi nodded, and said confidently: "Brother, don't worry!" Your brother, I said yes, then it will definitely do! You just have to write yes. ”
I looked at my watch, and it was already past 10 a.m., which means that we had less than three hours left to write the material.
Huangtian finally lived up to his wishes, and after repeated changes and confirmations by me and the standard, the third uncle's material was finally written by us, but the hand we held the pen was almost numb.
After looking at the time, I went, only ten minutes away, it was twelve o'clock, I didn't say a word to the standard, picked up the material paper, opened the door and ran downstairs.
When I got downstairs, I saw that it was okay, everyone was eating lunch with relish, and Qin Kunlun was naturally no exception.
Seeing that the two of us were nervous, and there was still a stack of papers in our hands, Qin Kunlun smashed his mouth and asked, "Is the third uncle's material written?" ”
Biaozi and I immediately nodded, walked up to Qin Kunlun, combined the two materials into one, and respectfully handed them over.
After Qin Kunlun took our materials, he symbolically flipped through them a few times, and then said with a strong sense of irony: "Well, the handwriting is good, I hope your ability to form sentences can be as beautiful as these neat handwriting." ”
Biaozi and I smiled awkwardly, and said cheekily at the same time: "Bao Jun is satisfied!" ”
Qin Kunlun picked up a napkin to wipe off the grease stains on the corners of his mouth, snorted habitually, and said coldly: "Get out when you're done, don't be like two toilets in front of me, I don't want to vomit just after eating." ”
As soon as Qin Kunlun said this, Biaozi and I really felt hungry, smiled wryly, and immediately went to the kitchen to get dishes and chopsticks.
When we came back with the dishes and chopsticks, Qin Kunlun was gone, and asked Professor Sun, who was eating, to know that Qin Kunlun had left.
Looking at the wooden chair that Qin Kunlun was sitting on just now, I couldn't help but think in my heart, maybe he had already eaten his meal, and the reason why he hadn't left before he was probably waiting for me and the materials of the standard!
Before this, Qin Kunlun gave me the feeling of being cold, impersonal, and domineering, but after returning from the underground world of Nanga Bhava Peak, I changed my initial opinion.
I remember that when distributing the holy water, although he was very domineering on the surface, he finally gave in, and not only made concessions himself, but also forced Li Gao to make concessions, so we got enough holy water.
There is also the matter of the third uncle's materials, from the very beginning, he was reminding us that although he spoke in a very unpleasant tone, the deep meaning in his words made people's hearts warm.
The mark seemed to think of something with me, and he patted me on the shoulder and said, "Have you noticed that in fact, Lao Qin's personality is quite similar to our family's cold-faced gods, they are all the kind of cold on the outside and hot on the inside." ”
I was stunned for a moment, and found that what the mark said was not at all right, between Qin Kunlun and Wu Jian, whether it is their personalities or their skills that are almost demonic, they are all so similar, if it weren't for the age difference, I guess they are two brothers, and no one will doubt it.
After the third uncle's material was completed, Biaozi and I were completely idle, in addition to eating and sleeping every day, we silently prayed that the above decisions would come down as soon as possible, so as to restore our free body, otherwise, it was cheeky to pull Tan Jia, and the three of them played with the landlord to pass the boring days.
But what I didn't expect was that such days only lasted ten days before they ended, because on this day, Tan Jia happily found me and told me that the ban on her had been lifted and she was now free.
Of course, I was very happy to hear such news, but in addition to being happy, I was also a little disappointed in my heart, because it meant that I would never see her again.
Tan Jia saw that my original smile froze on her face, so she said jokingly: "What, I have regained my free body, are you not happy?" ”
I shook my head again and again, trying to put a smile on my face, and said, "Why, of course I'm happy for you, and definitely from the bottom of my heart. ”
Tan Jia nodded happily, but said a little mischievously: "I'm just joking with you, I see that you are nervous." (To be continued.) )