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Yin Jian hurriedly returned to the Hidden Sword Residence and took a shower, extinguishing the evil fire in his heart, and secretly said that it was dangerous! Doing this kind of indecent thing that goes out of the boundary between master and apprentice, I really don't know how to face Mu Xiangu in the future. (Please search, the novel is better and faster!)

When I was worried, I received a message from Xiaoqing Feijian: "Xiaobai and I are in Xiaoyao Cave, when will Xianggong come back." ”

Yin Jian replied with a sword shadow: "I'll come soon." "I'm secretly glad that Xiaoqing is not in Qinglongju today, otherwise she would be at a loss to argue with seeing that scene.

got up and prepared to go to Baicao Valley, and secretly warned himself that now is not the time to be cranky, first deal with the difficulties in front of you, and then find an opportunity to apologize to Master Jin'er in the future.

As soon as I entered Baicao Valley, I saw a giant elephant swaying in front of me, with a small green pepper and a small cabbage sitting on its back.

Yin Jianfei rode up, hugged a pair of baby daughters in his arms, and kissed them on their pink little faces. The two girls smiled coquettishly and gave their father a kiss back.

"Sue sù dad, where are you coming back?"

The little cabbage replied: "I went out hunting and met my elephant brother, and then we went home together." ”

Yin Jian turned his head to see that the Great Sage of Joy was dragging a dejected bison with his nose, which seemed to be the trophy of the two little princesses.

Xiao Qingjiao smiled: "Bison is as thin as paper, fragrant, crispy and refreshing, and it is best to use it for shabu-shabu......."

Huanxi Dasheng swallowed his saliva violently: "Second sister, don't say it, the eldest brother is about to faint from hunger." "This guy heard Yin Jian say please eat in the morning, and he hasn't eaten a grain of rice all day, so he is waiting to let go of his belly and stuff it.

On the way, the little cabbage pestered Yin Jian to tell her a story. Yin Jian is as good as flowing: "Okay, dad will tell you a story, once upon a time there was a puppet named Pinocchio, and when he lied, his nose would grow longer......"

The Great Sage of Joy was shocked when he heard this!

Yin Jian told "Pinocchio" all the way, and his nose was also looked at by Xiao Qing Pepper and Little Cabbage with strange eyes.

Huanxi Great Sage couldn't bear it anymore, and said with tears: "Two little sisters, my brother's nose was born so long, it's really not because of lying!" ”

In order to prepare for this family dinner, the three generals collected a lot of wild vegetables and sweet and juicy rhizomes, yam, lotus root, yellow essence, bamboo shoots, etc., which are the best side dishes for hot pot.

Xiaoqing also went to the market of the nearby demon tribe to purchase a lot of shallots, garlic, radishes, taro, tofu and the like, and filled a basket.

Yin Jian picked out two vegetables from the basket and taught his daughter to know, "This is green pepper, this is cabbage......"

The little green pepper and the little cabbage took it in their hands curiously and looked at it. The little cabbage wanted to taste what it tasted like, so the little green pepper washed the two vegetables and sniffed both of them, turned her head and changed it with the little cabbage, she ate the cabbage and gave her sister a green pepper.

The little cabbage felt that it was unlucky to eat his own powder, which was not bad, so he took a big bite of the green pepper and immediately cried with spicy water.

Little Green Pepper chewed on the sweet cabbage gang, gloating and smiling.

When it was time to start the meal, the little cabbage still had red circles in her aggrieved eyes, and she ignored her sister angrily.

Xiaoqing taught her daughter in front of the whole family: "Yin Qingjiao! How can you lie to your sister about eating green peppers raw, it's too unreasonable, don't apologize to your sister soon! Don't bully my sister anymore! But her heart blossomed, and she secretly gave her daughter a credit, "It's still our daughter's smartness, which shows that my mother's genes are stronger than Yin Xiaobai!" is usually bullied by Xiaobai, and the next generation can be regarded as turning over and singing. ”

Xiaobai could see it: "Xiaoqing, don't be so strict, it's normal for little sisters to make trouble." ”

Xiao Cabbage also didn't hold grudges like her mother, Xiao Qingjiao put a lot of beef slices in her bowl, and immediately broke into tears and laughed and reconciled with her sister.

There was a huge copper pot on the dining table, and Xiaoqing's carefully prepared broth boiled to the brink, and the bubbles burst to create a strange aroma that aroused people's appetite. There is no stove at the bottom of the pot, and it can heat itself, which is a magic weapon specially refined by Yin Jian for eating hot pot, which is both convenient and hygienic. The technical core of this magic device hot pot is still based on Mr. Jin's water dispenser, which can be regarded as a precedent for creating a "household magic device", and Mr. Jin did not sacrifice those brain cells for it in vain.

Yin Jian took out a bucket of rejuvenation wine from the gossip card, and the family sat around the pot, eating shabu-shabu and tasting rejuvenation wine, while chatting about the current situation facing the Five Elements Village, the theme was of course how to deal with the upcoming invasion of the Ten Thousand Demon Palace.

Yin Jian had already learned about the four big bosses of the Ten Thousand Demons Hall from the Tuzhen people, and wanted to know what other ruthless characters there were besides the four demons.

Xiaoqing is a native of Central Continent, and he knows a lot about the generals under the Four Demons.

"Let's start with Taixuan Lake stinging Dragon Mountain, there are two generals under the command of the Poison Dragon Demon Lord, an old turtle spirit is called 'Mr. Tian Yuan', who is good at defense, and there is a crab spirit who calls himself 'Rampant General', brave and good at fighting, good at attacking, these two demons are leaned on by the old poisonous dragon as their right-hand men, and each has the power of an elephant."

When Xiaoqing said this, the Great Sage of Joy couldn't help but shake his body, and he wanted to stop talking.

"Let's talk about the Hell Valley of Yin Feng Mountain, there are also two capable generals under the command of Ah Bi Old Ancestor, one is the leader of the eight hundred Yin soldiers, 'Yin Impermanence', who kills people invisibly with a desperate scythe, is cruel and vicious by nature, and never leaves a living mouth, and few people have seen his true face;

The body of the Great Sage Elephant shook again, and his face was pale.

"Besides, the supreme peak of the Moon Shadow Mountain, the number one general under the command of the Three-Eyed Heavenly King, the one-eyed eagle handsome, is the leader of the Eagle Demon clan, last time he accompanied the Three-Eyed Heavenly King to the Forgotten Worry Spring to propose to Yuan Hongyu, the Xianggong has never seen it, otherwise it will not be so easy to wash the Divine Light Temple in blood, and the slave family estimates that he has at least a little power of the five elephants; In addition, the Three-Eyed Heavenly King also has eighty concubines, among which there are quite a few capable people, who must also be guarded against. ”

The Great Sage of Joy couldn't bear it anymore: "Wait! The power of an elephant is equal to the strength of a great sage, right? It's just the power of one elephant, and the power of five elephants is also a little bit for Mao, can my mother change the strength unit, so I feel very uncomfortable to say......"

Xiaoqing said angrily: "It's just for use, why is there so much nonsense!" ”

Xiaobai also agreed: "The power of an elephant is a good unit of measurement, it is very vivid and easy to understand, and it must be maintained." ”

Finally, when it comes to the situation of Baiman Mountain's naked mountain, Xiaoqing is not familiar with it, so he will be introduced by the Great Sage of Huanxi.

"Father, I don't know, that Baiman Mountain has been a land of wolves and tigers rampant since ancient times, and the crocodile fierce god can lead the naked mountain to stand out and reign in Baiman Mountain, which is inseparable from the help of the two generals under his command, both of whom are from the ironclad crocodile clan, the first one is known as the 'iron-bone strong man', named Hamichi, and the two split-air battle axes in his hands are both four-grade magic weapons, and he is invulnerable to copper skin and iron bones, and he has the courage of ten thousand people!"

This Hami brother Yin Jian has already seen it, and he is indeed a strong general who charges into battle. The latter one is more powerful than him, and the great sage of joy can't help but show fear when he mentions it: "The second general of the naked mountain is the only daughter of the crocodile god, named Ha Baoer, known as the "Iron Armor Princess". ”

Yin Jian couldn't help laughing: "I haven't seen the Iron Armor Princess, but the Iron Fan Princess is more familiar, the girl with the head of a crocodile, this appearance is really weird." ”

Huanxi Dasheng Zhengse said: "Father, don't underestimate Ha Bao'er, this daughter not only has strength, but her temperament is extremely cruel, anyway, the child doesn't dare to provoke her, whether she can win or not, and don't say it, she will be scared to death by her bloody mouth as soon as she looks at her!" ”

Huanxi Dasheng had palpitations when he thought of Ha Bao'er, this guy peeped at Miss Ha taking a bath, but was chased and killed for three days and three nights, so that she couldn't bite off her nose, and never dared to set foot in Baiman Mountain again, and had nightmares when she thought of that Miss Ha.

After being reminded by the Great Sage of Joy, Xiaoqing also remembered some murderous legends about the Iron Armor Princess.

"The slave family heard that Ha Bao'er had a frightening hobby, so he hugged other people's heads and bit them down as soon as he lost his temper...... It is said that she killed a total of nine fiancés before and after, so that the men in the clan were afraid of them like ghosts, and no one dared to come to the door to ask for marriage. ”

Why is the crocodile god in a hurry to marry his daughter? The Great Sage of Joy understands more deeply than Xiaoqing.

"This Miss Ha didn't recognize her six relatives as soon as she was biao, and even her father bit her head more than once and bled unspeakably...... The people in the cultivation realm of Baiman Mountain all knew that although the crocodile fierce god was famous, in fact, the number one fierce god in the naked mountain was not him, but his daughter. ”

"Hami Chi is not to be feared, but the ironclad princess Ha Baoer can't be taken lightly, according to the child, this girl has at least one python power!"

The words of the great sage of joy fell, Xiaoqing slapped the chopsticks on the table with a snap, and the phoenix's eyes sank like water.

The Great Sage of Joy peeked at it, and quickly changed his words with a dry smile: "Well, the power of one python is equivalent to the power of two elephants." ”

Xiaoqing said coldly: "The conversion is wrong, obviously Su is two points and five elephants!" ”

The Great Sage of Joy shook his nose helplessly: "It's almost, that's what it means anyway." ”

Yin Jianzheng listened attentively, and suddenly a blue light flew out of the window, turning into a green feather starling and landing on the table, picking at the feathers and spitting out: "The soldiers of the Ten Thousand Demon Palace are pressing, you are still in the mood to eat shabu-shabu for Mao, are you going to give up on yourself?" ”

Yin Jian took chopsticks and soaked a piece of meat in the pot to treat Senior Sister Bird.

"Senior sister, don't worry, we are planning countermeasures, you continue to reconnoiter the enemy situation when you are full, and if there is any movement in the Ten Thousand Demon Palace, you will come back and report immediately."

Xiao Cangfen complained: "It's true, I call people all day long, and I don't give people a name......"

"Ahem, I'm not afraid that you will give me double yellow...... Uh, the dragon and phoenix. ”

"Little junior brother, you are so annoying, molesting others in front of so many people, you are dead!" Senior Sister Bird picked up a piece of meat and flew away coquettishly.

Yin Jian put down his chopsticks and looked around at everyone, and said, "What should I do next, let's talk about it." ”

The Great Sage of Joy stroked his long nose with his hand, coughed lightly and said: "The child will say a few words first, it is not right, father, mother, sister, maid, please bear with me, in short, the child thinks that this battle is outnumbered, and it is not the best policy to fight hard, and he should withdraw to Wuxing Village as soon as possible to preserve his strength." ”

Xiaobai's attitude is diametrically opposite: "How do you know if you can't win if you don't fight, even if you really can't win, it's a big deal to install a nuclear bomb in the Xiaoyao Cave, and use the cave as a bait to trick the bastards of the Ten Thousand Demon Palace into a pot!" ”

Xiaoqing was horrified when she heard this: "I don't agree to blow up the cave mansion!" ”

Xiaobai explained to her: "Yin Xiaoqing, don't be in a hurry to listen to my sister first, the bomb can be detonated by remote control, and it will not kill you together." ”

Yin Jian's head broke out in a cold sweat, it's better for you not to explain this......

Sure enough, as he expected, Xiaoqing objected even more fiercely, clenching his pink fist and shaking his head vigorously.

"It's not okay to blow up the cave!"

Xiaobai lowered his face and said: "Yin Xiaoqing, you are really superficial, how can you be a mother to be petty in front of your children, you have to focus on the overall situation!" ”

Xiaoqing cried: "It's my cave, I don't want to blow it up!" "Of course you don't care if it's not your home!

Xiaobai patted her on the shoulder: "If you want to open it, it won't be yours soon." ”

Yin Jian sweated wildly, such a cruel way to comfort......

Xiaoqing cried even more sadly. "The sky is above, what did I Yin Xiaoqing do wrong, why is it my cave that is unlucky every time!" It's really sad to see people crying.

Yin Jian thought that this was really the case, just in his memory, Xiaoyao Cave had suffered several disasters. At first, it was swept away by Shui Xiangu and Mu Xiangu, if it wasn't for his deliberate concealment, Xiaoqing's little family money would have to be moved, and then Caiyi Po was seized once, and now it is about to usher in the ransacking of the Ten Thousand Demon Palace, which is really a lot of disasters. In this place, the feng shui may not be very good.

Little Cabbage comforted her: "Aunt Qing, don't be sad, how good it would be to send all the younger brothers and sisters of the Yin Qing clan to Luopan City, and everyone will live more lively." "She loves to be lively.

Xiaoqing hugged her and kissed her, and said with tears in her eyes: "Thank you, big girl, but Aunt Qing doesn't like to live in the gutter." ”

Xiao Qingjiao also came to comfort her: "Mom, don't be sad, Aunt Bai is playing with you, in fact, everyone is reluctant to blow up the cave, but retreat is inevitable, if you are not used to living in Luopan City, it is good for the whole family to move back to Wuxing Village, younger brothers and sisters can often learn to read and write with Tu Ah Gong, Dad always tells me." It's terrible to have no culture', when you grow up, you don't have a social status to make people laugh, you can't find a job, you can't find a partner, you can't afford a car, you can't afford a house, you have to rely on your parents to buy a high-grade skirt, you can only pick a discount when you go to the city to buy sanitary napkins, squatting at home all day long as an otaku girl, writing some BL novels, drawing some fandom or something, barely making a living, in case you are targeted by the police uncle, there is a risk of 'being swept away'......"

Yin Jian looked at Xiao Qingjiao and was very pleased: "The second girl insists on getting it, she speaks clearly and eloquently at a young age, and she is quite elitist, she knows the importance of culture to a person's future development, and she will be a strong woman when she grows up." ”

Xiaoqing's ideological consciousness can't catch up with her daughter, and she said quietly: "The golden nest and the silver nest are not as good as your own kennel, although the Five Elements Village is good, but Xiaoyao Cave has good memories of your mother and your father together, and you must not give it to those scum in the Ten Thousand Demons Palace!" ”

Yin Jian patiently enlightened her: "Lady, don't just pay attention to the gains and losses of one time and one place, the art of war cloud 'if you want to take it, you must give it first', retreat is retreat, but it is not my style to run away without firing a shot, the Ten Thousand Demons Hall must pay a heavy price for seizing the Xiaoyao Cave Heaven, and it won't be long before we snatch the cave back intact!" ”

Xiaoqing was still obedient to Xianggong, wiped his tears and said: "You eat first, I'll go and pick up all the gold and silver, but I can't cheapen that gang of robber......s for nothing."

The three daughters of Jucao and Liu hurriedly stood up and did the work for them, as maids, they were still very discerning.

After eating, the three generals and the Great Sage of Joy led Xiao Qing Pepper, Xiao Cabbage, and all the Yin Qing clan to retreat to Luopan City. The underground labyrinth is intricate and easy to defend and difficult to attack, and the Ten Thousand Demons Hall is powerless to attack on a large scale before capturing the Xiaoyao Cave Heaven, with the three generals and the Great Sage of Joy sitting on the defense, sporadic harassment is not a cause for concern.

In addition, Yin Jian also has a killer move, the plan proposed by Xiaobai before has been approved by the local people and has begun to be implemented. The Yin Bai clan is digging a new underground palace under Wuxing Village as an emergency shelter. In case the Compass City can't be defended, the Qingbai clan can retreat into the shelter at any time, and there are five elements of real people on the ground, and if the party of the Ten Thousand Demon Palace gets tired of life, they can chase them and send them to death.

That night, Yin Jian led Xiaoqing and Xiaobai to stay in Xiaoyao Cave to set up defensive measures, brainstorming and adding various traps, and finally transforming the cave into a "time and space cultivation fortress" that integrates Dao prohibition and modern technology. Of course, Yin Jian did not forget to set up the Ten Thousand Miles Leisure Array leading to the Five Elements Village, leaving himself a way out in advance.

As soon as Qiē was ready, the husband and wife ate hot pot and drank rejuvenation wine, just waiting for the demons to attack.