Chapter 50: Mom Comes to the Door

Xu Xia is also concerned about the chaos, if there are harmful ghosts here, Zhang Tielin can't help eradicate them as soon as possible?

Zhang Xiaofan didn't say that the master is not a human or a ghost now, which makes Xu Xia have her own thoughts, Zhang Xiaofan has been invaded by the dark qi, this Zhang Tielin actually didn't use his true qi to expel the dark qi in Zhang Xiaofan's body, I don't know what An's heart is.

Xu Xia opened Chen Yating's door, but Zhang Xiaofan couldn't pull it.

Just when Zhang Xiaofan's whole heart was raised, Xu Xia shook her head: "It seems that I am really old, and I even sensed the wrong breath, I guess the little ghost and demon who are not long-eyed passed by." ”

The Folk Taoist Association set up an exorcism array in the store, except for Xiaoliang and Chen Yating who can enter and exit freely, ordinary ghosts can't enter at all, but after the ghost incident, Zhang Xiaofan decided to withdraw the exorcism array, because what is the ghost hunting the same as seeing a doctor, what ghosts can't come in to catch ghosts? Do you want to run around on your own again? Unless there are more than 10,000, Zhang Xiaofan will not serve.

After Zhang Tielin came to Pengcheng, he took the time to remove the exorcism array, and there was no exorcism array, and the righteousness of this shop gradually dissipated, which was also the trace that Xu Xia subconsciously thought that there would be ghosts lingering.

"No one?" Hearing Xu Xia say that there was nothing immediately, Zhang Xiaofan looked inside, and muttered, "Chen Yating and Meat!?" ”

"What did you say?" Xu Xia seemed to have heard something, but she didn't know it clearly.

"No, I said Mom, you have taken the bus to me for a few stops, you shouldn't have had breakfast yet, right?" The traces in this shop are too heavy, Zhang Xiaofan is afraid that his mother will see something, and wants to spend her quickly.

"If you want to go out for breakfast, you have to change back to your original appearance, you are dressed like this, sorry, the old man is not so fashionable." Xu Xia couldn't bear to watch her son become a daughter.

Although she looks pretty good now, Xu Xia is always a little uncomfortable in her heart.

"But my master doesn't have true qi, and the peachwood sword that stored true qi before was broken again, and he can't help it" Realizing that he had omitted something about his master, Zhang Xiaofan said it again, letting Xu Xia understand why Zhang Tielin couldn't help Zhang Xiaofan expel the spiritual qi.

Xu Xia smiled and slapped Zhang Xiaofan's head: "Stinky boy, he can't help it, your mother and I have a way, are you going to hear what I said before?" ”

Zhang Xiaofan remembered again: "That's right!! Mom, you're also a cultivator, come on, mom, hurry up!! It's uncomfortable to wear. ”

Zhang Xiaofan has never seen Xu Xia's posture of using Taoist spells, but now he has seen it, and the hand speed is professional at a glance. Xu Xia drove the true qi to extend the true qi to her arms, put the palms of both hands on Zhang Xiaofan's back, and the true qi slowly penetrated into it.

There is a difference between this True Qi and Spiritual Qi entering the body, one is an offensive blow, and the other is a reconnaissance and therapeutic penetration; As mentioned earlier, True Qi and Spiritual Qi are like a cultivator's body, and forcibly entering the target's body will cause injuries, but the difficulty of detecting therapeutic penetration is more difficult than that of aggression, because it is necessary to control the thickness of True Qi, avoid all fatal areas, and avoid causing damage.

Xu Xia's true qi stagnation didn't take long after entering Zhang Xiaofan's body, the talisman in Zhang Xiaofan's body kept rotating and changing, the road was not a way, there was a law, but Xu Xia couldn't waste time, right? With this time to waste, it is better to wait for Zhang Xiaofan's dark qi to escape by itself.

"Huh? Son, I don't think I can get rid of these spirits. Xu Xia frowned, no wonder Zhang Tielin was helpless, in addition to his lack of true qi, he also confessed to this kind of talisman, right? After all, it was Peng Zu's big deal.

"Mom, didn't you say there was a way?" Zhang Xiaofan had so much hope for his mother, and he was overjoyed.

Xu Xia didn't expect that Peng Zu's technique of carving talismans was so different from the traditional techniques, although the basic principle was the same, but with this kind of talisman formation, Xu Xia really couldn't help it: "The talisman in your body is different from normal people, my true qi will be like getting lost when it goes in, and it will escape anyway, according to this escape speed, you can endure it for one more day." ”

Zhang Xiaofan sat on the office chair dejectedly, took out a toothpick from the toothpick box and held it, a little sullen, Xu Xia could only touch his head to express sympathy.

"Is anyone there?" No matter how unhappy it is, life has to go on, a man with a ghost baby sitting on his shoulder and his whole body shrouded in yin qi entered the door, and greeted Zhang Xiaofan and Xu Xia very politely: "Hello, my name is Tu Youyu, I am looking for Zhang Xiaofan Master Zhang." ”

"I am." As soon as the words came out, Xu Xia gave Zhang Xiaofan a fist and made Zhang Xiaofan scream.

"Isn't Master Zhang a man?" Tu Youyu knew Zhang Xiaofan from the Internet, and heard that fortune telling, divination, catching ghosts and exorcisms are very good, although there are no photos of Zhang Xiaofan on the Internet, but those people use 'him', not 'she', so now as a daughter, Zhang Xiaofan says that he is, this Tu Youyu has some doubts.

Zhang Xiaofan hurriedly lied and said: "Mr. Tu, I mean to say, I am his assistant, what can you say to me, the same." ”

"So, may I ask your surname?" Tu Youyu thought in his heart: Master Zhang's assistant is so beautiful and pure, he would have come over earlier.

Tu Youyu is not Zhang Xiaofan who wants to soak in his daughter's body, but when a man sees a beautiful woman, doesn't he want to look at it twice, and he wishes to meet it earlier?

"My surname is Zhang." Zhang Xiaofan didn't want to use Li Baoer's name, and he would have an accident as soon as he used it; No, my own mother, Xu Xia's mother, didn't spend a second before she recognized herself.

"Miss Zhang, I have been feeling uncomfortable recently, my shoulders always feel very heavy, I went to see a Chinese medicine doctor, they said that I was damp, but I drank a lot of dampness tea and medicine, and it didn't get better." Tu Youyu told him about his situation, he was really tired, this situation has lasted for two or three months, how to see a doctor, how to take medicine, it will only get more and more serious, he wonders if he has hit the evil spirit.

Nonsense! Can a meat dumpling bigger than a footbasin be ridden on the shoulders without getting tired? As soon as Tu Youyu entered the door, Xu Xia and Zhang Xiaofan noticed it, but their mother is here, they can't be greedy for money, after all, their parents' righteous heart is really bursting, if they are darker, they must not be shot to death?

Zhang Xiaofan covered his heart of 'about to drip blood', and said solemnly: "In this way, I will charge you a hundred, not much, right?" ”

Tu Youyu also spent a lot of money to see a doctor, and gradually became as money-keeping as Zhang Xiaofan, holding his wallet and trying to negotiate with Zhang Xiaofan: "Miss Zhang, are you not in line with the rules, and you will directly accept my money before you tell me what is wrong." ”

"I'm charging for a one-time fee, and I'll feel comfortable after keeping you." Zhang Xiaofan pouted, puffed out his anger, turned his head sideways and spit out the toothpick on the side of his mouth, squinting his eyes, as if he was saying something very obscene.

Zhang Xiaofan didn't know that he was like an old bustard now, or a young, cute and beautiful bustard, Tu Youyu really misunderstood, he laughed, looked at Zhang Xiaofan and pointed at Xu Xia and said: "Look at what you said, there are still people here, my first time, I am a little nervous, do you want me to prepare?" ”

"Go, go, go! I'm talking about solving your heavy shoulder problem, you think I'm a physiotherapy lady? Do you a big health care? Isn't it good enough to wash your feet for a hundred dollars! Zhang Xiaofan saw Tu Youyu's disgusting face, and knew what he was thinking, after all, he was also a man.

However, these words revealed Zhang Xiaofan's 'erudition', Xu Xia grabbed Zhang Xiaofan's ears and almost lost her mouth: "Zhang Xiaoxiaozhang, you know the price of big health care very well!" ”

"Hah! Mom, you know me, this is all watching online dramas, how can I know the price of big health care. Zhang Xiaofan didn't dare to exhale pain, Xu Xia was like this since he was a child, the more Zhang Xiaofan screamed in pain, the harder Xu Xia worked, he had no choice but to play haha, and when he turned his head, he said to Tu Youyu: "Then who, how?" Do you want to be cured? ”

"Cure it! Here, it's a hundred, you can put it away. Tu Youyu took out a hundred yuan and handed it to Zhang Xiaofan, when Zhang Xiaofan took the money, Xu Xia let go of his hand, it is still more important to do business, and the character of loving money is inherited from Xu Xia to Zhang Xiaofan.

Zhang Xiaofan immediately stood up, walked to the bedroom and poured a glass of bottled water, walked behind Tu Youyu, and said, "Count yourself lucky, drink this cup of divine water!" ”

After hesitating for a moment, Tu Youyu swallowed the glass of water in one gulp, and said with a smack: "Isn't this mineral water?" ”

"Do you feel the feeling first, are your shoulders relaxed?" When Zhang Xiaofan said this, his right hand gently lifted the ghost baby on his shoulder and hid it behind him, letting it cry loudly, Tu Yuyu couldn't hear it anyway, customer experience is the most important.

"Hey! God, God! Although the yang energy was still resisted by the residual yin energy, there was no baby ghost pressing on the shoulders, and Tu Youyu was called a dragon spirit and tiger fierce, and the top of his head was almost two meters high when he jumped up.

"In the future, my girlfriend will be pregnant and will be born, and she will not be young, is it difficult to set up a family? If you don't want to get pregnant, take safety measures, otherwise if you have another abortion, you and your girlfriend will have a chance of opening up, and one of them will feel heavy on the shoulders. Zhang Xiaofan kindly persuaded him, there is a debtor who is wronged, and people are finally reincarnated with full merit, if you don't want to give birth, you will have an abortion, and it is light to pester you to death.

"How do you know my girlfriend has had a baby? Could it be that Tu Youyu patted his shoulder, a little frightened.

He thought that he was just hitting the evil spirit, but how did he know that it was a ghost baby who was beaten down by a fetus, and this kind of thing was terrible to think about.

"Okay, why don't you go quickly? Why do you ask so much? Zhang Xiaofan didn't want to say it explicitly, waved his hand and asked him to leave quickly, the ghost baby in his hand had to be disposed of, he was busy!

Tu Youyu knew that 'Miss Zhang' was a real person, and it was worth spending a hundred yuan, which was too worthwhile: "Thank you, Miss Zhang, I will definitely help your store promote on Weibo!" ”

This kind of person who says he wants to help with publicity, one out of ten is not bad, Zhang Xiaofan is not uncommon to deal with these one-time customers, if he wants to pit, he will pit those businessmen who specialize in black-hearted business, keep it for three days and two ends to find their own protection, watching them willingly send money up, that fat belly, oily face and honest appearance, besides himself, who else can count the crimes one by one? Wait for one day when Zhang Xiaofan is tired of doing someone's business, don't say a word, report it directly, anyway, you want to prove that you have evidence, what are you afraid of?

"Aren't you a fortune teller? How can you still take this kind of order? Xu Xia heard from the neighbors that this was not the case, only about Zhang Xiaofan's fortune-telling and divination, and this kind of exorcism business had never been said.

Zhang Xiaofan stuffed the ghost baby into a special storage bag and took it to his room closet to hide it; This storage bag is made by Zhang Tielin, after all, when you open the door to do business, there will be no less things that are haunted by ghosts, and Zhang Xiaofan adheres to the practice of not harming ghosts, so he has to make a non-lethal magic weapon for temporary storage and purification of ghosts, and then release them after the grievances are eliminated.

He was a little helpless, saying that he was a Taoist, but he had no other skills, and said self-deprecatingly: "Your son, I haven't learned anything like Ziwei Doushu, fortune-telling is supported by psychology, I have been in the Taoist gate for a shallow time, and I can only fight and kill skills." ”

Xu Xia's eyes widened, and she grabbed Zhang Xiaofan's ear and said, "In other words, you kid is really fooling people?" No, I have to take you home! Let your dad educate you well! ”