"Stop, it's better for you to light the fire!" Long Xiaoxi couldn't help laughing. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Okay, baby! How do I activate this thing? ”

"There's an invisible button on it, just press it and throw it out, and it will start in three seconds!"

Zhen Can really found a button on it, which was designed inside!

Zhen Can opened the door a crack and felt that there was a powerful force pushing the door inside, Zhen Can was shocked, that power was very big, basically he could compete with himself, and even, he couldn't support it!

"Don't lose it soon, they're going to run out!" Long Xiaoxi said excitedly.

"Huh?" Zhen Can was so frightened that he hurriedly stuffed the flame ball in and slammed the door shut, and he found that a piece of plant had fallen on the ground!

When I picked it up, I saw that it was a flower with teeth!

This thing actually ran out!

I almost got bitten by this thing! If you bite your face, you will be disfigured directly! If I am disfigured, there will be no woman who wants me!

It's so mysterious!

Then I heard a muffled sound inside, as if a watermelon had been trampled on, and then I heard the sound of a pump, obviously the sound of a plant burning, and then I saw that the window was red, and the fire was big enough!

After a few minutes, the burning sound gradually died down, and after a few more minutes, Zhen Can said to Long Xiaoxi, "How is it?" Can I open the door? ”

"You can get in a minute ago!" Long Xiaoxi didn't care.

"Dizzy, don't you say it earlier, lie down, I'm already hungry and thirsty! Why don't you have a shot during the assessment? ”

"Fuck off!"

"How do you get out? The egg is a key part of my body, I will die without it, and you will be very sad, and we will not be able to roll the sheets in the future, do you want me to roll the eggs or the sheets? ”

Long Xiaoxi's face turned crimson: "You still can't open the door?" If you don't open the door again, the statute of limitations will pass. You can't press the palm print. ”

"Okay, when I come out, everyone will have a shot!"

Zhen Can opened the door as he spoke.

"Damn, it's hot!" The handle of the door is really hot, and it directly scalded Zhen Can, but the heat is not very serious, but it is still a little red, but it is not very red, and it is not as red as Fuji red, but it really can't be as red as Fuji. If it's so red Fuji, it's just scrapped.,It's a very troublesome thing to scrap your hands.,How troublesome it is.,Let me talk about it.。

First of all, you can't hold chopsticks, can you? As a foodie, I can't hold chopsticks, how sad it is, how sad it is, to use an analogy, it's like a lady who loves to wear high heels has no legs.

In this case, you can only move your mouth. Then it will be reduced from a human to an animal, not even as good as a monkey, and the monkey will eat with its hands.

Secondly, you can't wash your clothes without hands, isn't it, if you don't wash your clothes, they will definitely stink, right? It's still fully automatic! Don't you have to take off your clothes? Isn't it? Everyone's reasonable.

Again, there is no girlfriend without hands. Don't get me wrong, it's a real girlfriend and not the left and right protectors you think you are, why do you say that? Women need a complete man, too! In these years, there is no market for incomplete men.

Also, you can't play without hands, whether it's basketball, badminton, baseball, or tennis, you can't play and can only play. However, it is not completely without benefits, maybe you can make a breakthrough in football, maybe you can achieve something, and one day you will be even more powerful if you enter the World Cup. However, this probability is too low, and it is about the same as the lottery.

Given that the role of the hand is so important, Zhen Can must not just let him leave him.

Seeing that the room was scorched, Zhen Can didn't go in directly, but turned his head to Long Xiaoxi and said: "The temperature of that palm print must be very high, my hands are hot when I opened the door just now, if I lean on it, it will definitely burn to death, why don't we talk about it later, how about we go when it's cold?" ”

"I've said that it will be invalid after a while, and if you come back, you big-headed ghost!" Long Xiaoxi said angrily.

"What then? You can't burn your hands because of an assessment, right? It doesn't matter to me, the key is you, I can't touch you in the future, you will definitely lose a lot of excitement, how inappropriate is this, to be a man, you have to be like me, always put yourself in each other's shoes, do you know why I am so good to you, think about you everywhere? It's just a word, love, this is love, I can't say it clearly, this is love, it's muddled and confused, this is love......"

"Stop singing!" Long Xiaoxi said speechlessly: "What you said also makes sense, so let's go to the river over there to get some water to pour on it, and touch it when it's cold." ”

Zhen Can looked not far ahead, there was indeed a ditch, which looked about two meters wide, and the length couldn't be seen for the time being because it was too long.

Zhen Can walked over and said, "There won't be any monsters in this ditch, right?" Like piranhas, crocodiles? ”

Long Xiaoxi smiled: "Don't say it, it's very likely, I think it's better for you to be careful." ”

"I think it's better for us to go together."

"Why?"

"I don't want to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but I want to die on the same day and month of the same year!"

"Who's going to die with you?"

"You are my daughter-in-law, who will you hang with if you don't die with me?"

"You're mistaken, your daughter-in-law doesn't seem to be me, right?"

"You seem to know who my daughter-in-law is?"

"How do I know?"

"I thought you knew, so I won't tell you if I don't."

"So you still have a daughter-in-law?"

"Of course I have, I am so handsome and chic, the jade tree is in the wind, graceful, and there is no problem with my body, how can I not have a daughter-in-law? Don't you think it's weird? ”

"Who is she?" Long Xiaoxi was a little unhappy.

"Her name is very good, her voice is even better, like a heavenly sound, like a birdsong, she is as beautiful as a fairy, as bright as a star, she is my goddess, she is all I have, I would not be able to live without her, without her, I would have lost all my motivation and become a walking corpse, and I would die of depression."

Long Xiaoxi said gloomily: "Is she really so good?" ”

"Yes."

"Who is she?"

"Her name is Long Xiaoxi." Zhen Can looked at Long Xiaoxi affectionately.

Long Xiaoxi was stunned for a moment, looked at Zhen Can, Zhen Can gradually approached, half a meter, ten centimeters, lowered his head, and stretched out his mouth.

Long Xiaoxi suddenly twisted his head, and Zhen Can withdrew his mouth a little embarrassed, feeling very hurt in his heart.

He left Long Xiaoxi a little angrily, then found a broken iron basin, got some water, poured the palm print on his heart, and then left the palm print, and then walked to the gate without looking back.

Long Xiaoxi came back to his senses after a while, and chased after him: "Aren't you going to continue the assessment?" ”

"Barbecue go!" Zhen Can replied without looking back. (To be continued.) )