Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Night Wanderer, the Hedgehog
The night was misty, and the forest fog gradually rose. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
In a bandit den, more than a dozen mountain bandits are holding a barbecue party in the open air, and three roasted whole sheep are tumbling on the bonfire, with oil all over their bodies, exuding a strong meat fragrance, making the bandits hungry and swallowing their saliva.
Just as the barbecue was about to be roasted, there was a sudden 'pop' sound, and a rocket flew from the darkness and exploded into the bonfire.
"Ahh β¦β¦β
The mountain bandits screamed.
"There is a sneak attack from the enemy! Brothers, copy guys!! β
There was a chaotic moaning and screaming, but suddenly it was quiet again, and it could be described as 'abrupt and abrupt'.
The scene was silent, except for the dancing firelight, everything seemed to be still. Every face in the firelight was an expression of horror.
Every pair of frightened eyes looked in one directionβ
In the darkness of the night, a mecha walked through the fog towards them. The mecha has a vague shape, but the six sword thorns on its back are extremely eye-catching, holding a wheel axe in its left hand and a rocket launcher on its right shoulder, exuding a terrifying aura and anger with every step.
He is like a nocturnal ghost who harvests human heads in the dark.
Everyone knew that he was here to harvest the heads, and that he would use the great axe in his hand to chop off their heads like watermelons, leaving no one behind.
"Thorn ...... Hedgehog! β
The hedgehog is the master of the coffin, the black tyrant brother.
Carrying a big axe in his left hand and rocket launcher on his right shoulder, this is a consistent match for hedgehogs, and cutting off people's heads is his hobby, and he likes to use the giant axe in his hand to cut off the enemy's head.
This time I came because of the matter of Sanyang Town, watching the god of death walking towards them step by step, the mountain bandits who were originally in a fighting spirit didn't even have the will to escape, they trembled one by one, their legs and feet were weak, and they were still too scared to move.
The hedgehog threw down the bazooka, stood down not far away, and raised his hand to the bandits: Come and die.
The bandits were as frightened as cicadas, where could they move? The bandit leader reacted faster, and he shouted and fell to his knees: "Master Zhu spares his life!" β
Only then did the bandits react, and they also 'plopped' and knelt down, "Master Zhu spares his life!" Master Zhu spares his life! β
"Master Li! We didn't participate in the affairs of Sanyang Town, and we are very saddened by the deaths of our brothers! Master Li, we are going to revolt! We want to follow you and Baye, and be a cow and a horse for you and Baye! β
"We didn't want to be with the dragon for a long time...... Dry with the loaches! Master Zhu spares his life......"
The reaction of the bandit leader was indeed faster than that of the younger brother, shouting and crying bitterly to declare the uprising.
Only then did the bandits react again and responded to the uprising.
However, the hedgehog did not intend to give them a chance, and raised the wheel axe in his hand...... Well, what taste?
The enticing aroma of barbecue has a stench in it, and many people are scared to pee.
It seemed that he was really frightened at this point, and the 'hedgehog' nodded secretly, which was exactly what he wanted.
The hedgehog is not Master Li, but Lin Feng, and the six sword thorns behind him are naturally fake, it was his third grandfather who cut out bamboo chips, dipped them with all-purpose glue, and sprayed paint.
Shot the seven mountains under Long Ye overnight, this is not a trivial matter, someone has to take the blame for him, this person originally chose Heiba, but the characteristics of Heiba are not as obvious as hedgehogs.
Six sword thorns on the back, a big axe in the left hand, and a rocket launcher on the right shoulder, in this radius of a hundred miles, there is no second except for the hedgehog.
Therefore, Lin Feng chose a hedgehog, chose the third watch in the middle of the night, and suddenly appeared when the bandits were sleeping and delirious.
Confusion leads to confusion and a great loss of observation;
Sudden panic causes the mind to be sluggish and unable to think effectively;
And the dim and misty night makes it impossible to see the true image; The unique characteristics of hedgehogs will lead them directly into misunderstandings.
All these factors came together, and Lin Feng believed that he could get away with the fake and the real.
It's just that I didn't expect that at this time, the other party was still ready to eat roast whole sheep. Therefore, Lin Feng couldn't go any further, standing outside the firelight, 'thinking' about whether to let the other party go.
Seeing that Lin Feng didn't come up directly to pick up the big axe and cut off his head, the bandit leader saw a glimmer of life and hurriedly shouted: "Brothers! At this moment begins our official uprising! Become a master and a bully! We want to be a cow and a horse for the master and the overlord! β
"Uprising! Resolutely revolt! β
"Master Zhuye, invincible in the world!"
"Overlord and overlord, invincible in the world!"
Lin Feng: "......"
Good witty bandits.
After a moment of silence, the mecha imitated the hedgehog's deep voice, learned the hedgehog's tone, and said slowly: "Then I will give you a chance, but it seems that Lao Tzu should take something with him when he comes." β
The hedgehog never appears empty-handed, and it is naturally the human head that will be taken away.
It's still half the kill, and it's either you or me. The bandits, who had not eased their spirits, were scared stupid again. The bandit leader hurriedly said: "Master Zhu, the little ones have a lot of savings, so I'm waiting for them to be given to you as a meeting gift after the uprising!" Wait a minute, I'll pick up the small one. β
The bandit leader got up trembling and ran into the dark building with one of them in a panic.
That's great! Lin Feng was overjoyed, what he was most worried about was how to withdraw money, and if he couldn't make the other party suspicious. I didn't expect it to go so smoothly, I really underestimated the other party's sycophant skills.
Lin Feng was not afraid of them running away, everything was on the radar, and the other party naturally knew it.
Soon the two came out, the leader of the bandits was holding a cloth bag, which seemed to be a lot of money, and what surprised Lin Feng was that the person behind him was holding an iron box, the iron box was not very large, thirty centimeters long and wide, and twenty centimeters tall and short.
It's a bit hard to make an iron box of this size, what is so heavy?
In addition to gold, there are also platinum, osmium, iridium, and g-metal nuggets, which are the hard currency of today, and the rich will store a portion of them.
Lin Feng's heart was itching, and he couldn't wait to grab the iron box and open it.
"Master Li, this is the brothers who honor you." The bandit leader opened the cloth bag for Lin Feng to see, without a little distress. It was pitch black in the cloth bag, and the bandit leader said: "Quickly take the lamp to let Master Zhu see!" β
"Excuse me." Lin Feng was slow and reasonable, but his heart jumped, and he took the lamp to reveal the filling, and the plan also came to naught.
"Yes, yes, yes! Master Zhu, you have a pair of mecha eyes, how can you use a lamp. The leader of the bandits moved to the side, let the person holding the iron box step forward, and then opened the iron box with his own hands, "Look, Lord Zhu, there are five gold bars and four G metal blocks!" Hehe, it's all about you. β
Lin Feng estimated that the other party didn't have the intention of keeping a piece, and it would be good to keep his head. The other party took out the gold and G metal blocks together, and he was even more sure of his thoughts.
"In this case, Lao Tzu will give you a chance, the uprising is not busy in advance, and then listen to Lao Tzu's news, understand?"
"Understood, understood! Xie Zhuye's grace of not killing, Xie Zhuye gives the brothers a chance! β
"Alright, that's all."
Leave with money and a very 'hedgehog'. The bazooka is gone, this thing has always been disposable for the hedgehog, the big axe must be taken away, the wooden ......